0:00 [Music] have you guys seen this ████ these robot dogs i know you have seen these where like you can kick these these robots and they'll like correct their oh yeah yeah oh yeah other than the boston dynamic ones yeah yeah so that was a couple years ago right well now they have other ones they have like these robot dogs that's so scary why do they look like black mirror and ████ i'm not down to see that ████ on the streets yet no way bro oh my god they need to make it cuddly dude and like yeah if you break it like it looks too much like a bug is it like destruction of public property is that what happened my property i don't ████ know what do you mean while driving and ████ first of all this edit they need two of them in there to make it feel all weird oh yeah all right yeah it makes me feel weird
0:50 i'd have to double up the video and make it feel awkward damn that ████ looks like a bug wait so like who's who's running it that is not a dog that's a cricket and what do they hope to achieve with that scare people scare the ████ yeah that's what it is surveillance maybe the plan is for military use of course black mirror dude just blast that thing but what if that thing blasts you i know oh you know what you do you just pour water on it it's all good that's it electrocute that won't work in the rain you don't work in the rain no ████ way though one of the newest things that they're doing it's nice don't you feel like you're gonna have like a robot go around they might as well do like street sweeping hitting them with ████ guns dude oh ████ yeah okay they're like bugs with guns honestly that's sick as ████ though it is this is the iron man movie bro that ████ looks like things i would ████ draw in elementary yeah that's some stark
1:40 industry ████ yeah being pissed getting shot by a ████ dog thumbs and you ████ shot me 100 yeah you better ████ shoot me with your ████ hands bro yeah you better so people are getting freaked out because you know they were already scary enough before but now it's like yeah now you got a gun on man you put guns on these ████ what authorizes it to shoot though because maybe it won't have human air maybe it's not ai maybe it's a like robot like somebody's like a drone like a land drone a land drone yeah yeah if it's like a land drone ████ it motion sensors oh my god that's right that's what it is anything you move rather than dude doesn't that gets killed that's true what freaks me out about this ████ though like if you if i told a member of the military to do something ████ up go in that home shoot those civilians or something
2:31 there's a chance that they're like i'm not gonna ████ do this ████ even if even with orders and all that kind of stuff there's like humanity still it's like your own personal morality that that doesn't exist here but that's what i'm saying is it ai operated or is it like uh like a drone like someone's operating currently there's someone operating but they are but they do have ai like the one you just saw that was walking around was ai wow we i don't want a ████ robot with a gun that has a mind of its own that's ████ scary well if we do have them i hope it's just in our country you know what i'm saying and they say for me yeah you're right i can't pull out no wallets no cell phones nothing my hands are about the dog the the the robot might actually not be racist it might be program names
3:22 it might be programmed yeah exactly exactly there's no way to win because like who programmed it it's like that family guy bit you ever see that family guy bit it's like one of the old ones where they're in a police van and um the police van starts attacking cleveland and starts beating the shaft just because he's the only black dude in there you guys ever seen that it's hilarious but that was like the ████ ongoing joke and it's it's all ai dude it's all yeah why don't they start with like a firefighter dog where it has a hose yeah that'd be cute like something outside straight yeah i went straight to guns deliver my postmates gun just fold my laundry would be incredible it changed my life forever all of your jerseys all my jerseys do my jersey they could probably make way more money off just you know getting a a folding clothes float folding robot yeah
4:13 i mean with this tour bot we just gotta create a tour box yeah because everyone got a room but now we just need chore bots that that's also a funny jump to suddenly get it to start folding laundry with it's what opposable thumbs come on guys i think back to the postmates or the firefighter dog with a little bit more spatula hands mr wonderful with love a burger flipper dog yeah purpose that flipping burgers are fully washed like a firefighter dog hold your burgers clapping your wife come to the room honey will you please bat my titties around i'm ████ busy ████ get the chorebot that's it
5:05 honey did he please plop my titties commercial was written by women four women [Laughter] oh man that's so stupid you guys see um i just watched this recent advice video that had come out too ████ is this chorebot oh this is a fully laundry bomb see i feel way more comfortable and way less racing you need that big thing in your ████ room oh it's for commercials i was like damn see this is like so yeah i know you're not like what the ████ is big enough for this ████ right in one ████ space you need an industrial sized folding machine make it smaller bro yeah the problem is that you need an entire ████ stadium for it yeah what does it come out like that's
5:55 just wrinkly as ████ put in a plastic bag like a shredder oh wow dude i need one of those urban outfitters people to fold all my oh yeah people do a ████ fantastic job oh there's a smaller sized one it's a mini one dude for the folder on the go um you know uh at disneyland uh they have the uh avengers campus or whatever it's called right there is yeah at a disneyland's california adventure something like that i missed it it's all right um but the point is uh they have a spider-man that every day does a stunt jump right and it's ████ high and then i just saw the uh the vice article it's actually a robot oh cool they have yeah they have a flip uh literally a robot that they uh trained it's a three-piece mechanism that they ████ trained to do like a flip and uh
6:45 understand when the stuff but then they 3d printed like the bodily figure and put the spider-man costume on it so he's literally looks like a ████ spider-man that doesn't look like it's like tom holland 40 foot he looks like he's like like tom holland and he just does this crazy trick every single day and it's a ████ robot and that's a gangster it's a robot yeah let's make robots for that kind of stuff you know but once they add guns to that flipper and their defense though usually like these war inventions are a reaction so it could be they're tired of they're reacting to iron man the movie in 2008 this would be good like like suicide bombers coming and then like you know like you have humans there and they're like ████ what do i do but then now that would probably be the answer to suicide bombers where if you have non-living things like uh securing the premises oh i see and it would it would uh like know that save lives
7:35 yeah they'd be like they're just gonna blow up a bunch of mechanical dogs and i wonder if they could withstand that that's a lot of money that they're blowing up very true dude where the ████ is the stunt jump you see his ████ actor dancing all over the ████ place here we go tom holland there you go stop jump boys this is the reason they have a robot yeah he didn't make it yeah look up vice versa disney played that video before every hour spider-man just shoots out like that yeah any any for real it's like it looks really good he does like a tuck and rolling ████ wow
8:25 but it's a robot it's a road he literally goes here he ████ swings up he does the whole flip but then he also has that a very spider-man position while he flips and then he like opens up as he lands it's ████ crazy so i was like this is for sure human and then an advice dropped a video like a week and a half ago that shows how disney uses a robot to do that stuff and i'll cover that on here we did we talked about it on here um i don't think anthony was here i'm a loser yes this one is this one here comes why do they look so like human right fluid i don't know that's what i'm saying it's just crazy i don't like this ████ if they can make spider-man flip they can for sure put a gun on the dog
9:16 what about the cirque people aren't they gonna get pissed that they're out of a job now that's true tell me how they will who catches them on the other side mattress a matches with the tempur-pedic it doesn't even need to be and they don't have any fear too that's the thing you could have them land on boxes like jackie chan quality control dude every time not only they're not here but if they do mess up and they get ████ over and nobody else is crying about it it's just like oh ████ we got to get another one sorry guys new spider-man show today gotta fix our robot you know yeah i think um you guys should get a jk robot we should huh then we don't have to do the show anymore hey let's organize bring the arcade that's the best robot we can get we're going to play arcades you are we can actually bring it here yeah i just gotta set it up with clutter they can deliver here that was the easiest way oh i can't wait [Music]
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