0:00 thank you [Music] and so you guys heard what about Tom Brady right you heard about what about Tom Brady what about him I was making out with his kids he's gonna wait what that's really the thing what allegedly are we have proof he did KISS it on his kid pretty good in a documentary and a lot of people were like that was a clip that was going viral they almost kissed him on the lips that was a long time ago it was a long time ago but that's not what this is about but I do love to rub it in that he is a kid kisser come on Mr has nothing to do with that I like to open the article on that um so you know context-wise so his ex-wife they got a divorce right him and Gisele bettions yeah Legends they got a divorce and now Giselle is taking some Revenge pics uh-oh post them
0:52 on social media this is what you're missing man yes sir Revenge pics definitely Revenge that's good and so you know everyone in the media is talking about you ever taken any Revenge picks Colleen this is a 50 year old woman she's 50. that's great that's a Revenge pick a real revenge pick is hurting with Pete Davidson oh ████ it's gonna happen to you too Colleen you can yeah yeah you don't your time is coming yeah he's coming for all of us frankly yeah honestly I'll ████ give it to him whoa what you're just gonna give it to the guy you're gonna give him he's like I don't want it she looks great gosh it looks great she looks incredible I like photos really get in there Anthony 50 years old comment sure 50 on there just say that because you're 50. hey you're 50.
1:46 time let's set it like 50 times already so we're like wow she's she's a two wait 42 of 50 are bigger they're very different it's so different how the hell that's like super different you're supposed to round up from five she's 73. that's also a key decade where you look drastically different depending on which one mama two she had two kids snaking out between those legs sneaking out dude yeah dropping out of there she gave birth to him she looks 42 she doesn't she doesn't look 50 because she looks late 30s early 40s or something okay I correct my statement I mean she looks good there is something very very uh wonderful about like when people like split up from a relationship right like with guys oftentimes they start going to the gym they start getting all fit same thing with girls they're starting they change
2:36 their hair color or whatever you know after they break up somebody so it's like you should stay single because you don't let go that's the club the moral of the story why are you guys doing it after the fact you're single you should have been like that when you're in your marriage maybe that's why I failed that's how it always is Brady by the way taking some Revenge pics of his own oh don't worry 25. you can't wear us that's not sexy round that down to 25. okay yo that that ████ scubas like yeah that's pretty cool you want to do that I've done it you did I did that's why I'm a certified scuba diver because I had to I had to be to get to get there they wouldn't let you do it unless you're a certified student yeah so I wasted all my ████ time on vacation bro it's so worth it too it was one of the
3:28 coolest things I've ever done in my life and you go underwater with it yeah you're just being pulled along like a James Bond dude you're going like 15 miles an hour so sick um so yeah Giselle is basically getting pounded out hard by her yoga instructor no way and he could probably really pound hard that's new because he's very flexible downward dog you know is it a bigger yoga thing or no no he's doing mostly head stepping oh like your style That's My Style yeah yeah double I go for the neck usually but sometimes I'm in the yeah sometimes that's a boot on the on the back of the slips right yeah yeah I thought you'd do a double leg I was like the that do ski stereotypical you just put his foot up when I'm at the lodge I put a ski on the background picture doesn't this sound like every like Rich celebrity Malibu
4:18 housewife story she ████ one of her instructors or something and then like it really is right yeah but that's the stereotype yeah instructor the dance instructor yeah and then she he gives her attention she's lonely well and then they who's the oldest celebrity that you guys would be down to Market yeah Mark to Costco's right yeah probably the Clone Meister how old is the Betty White I mean not Betty White the ████ Angelina Jolie's oh she's like ████ 75 years old I ████ that let's go to Steve for the ages Meryl Streep I think it's like 122. oh Meryl Streep Merrell Street's a good one I would say bro she's 47. I rounded up
5:08 I'll say Angela Bassett Angela bass is still got it I think she's not that old she might be for real though Angela nah she's not that old hey James Marsden huh James Morrison let's get a couple of those guys in there yeah like for 64 for sure Rick Rubin Angela Bassett she's 64. that's what I'm saying he looks great ████ Diane Feinstein man ████ Diane feinsteins dude oh hey he's not old at all though right yeah he is how old he I mean he's like what 50 something new they look good forever man yeah
5:58 look at a freaking uh Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman he looks he's probably 90 and he looks like you left he got all the things his career started when he was like 105. and he's always wise you know I only knew him when he was old he didn't crack as Steve Martin Steve Martin still looks great oh that's true and I came on the scene like 25 years old with gray hair so he's yeah he's a silver fox well that's probably why we don't feel like he's older because he looked old yeah he looked old yeah sure yeah yeah I kind of want to he better have a yoga mat in this
6:49 picture yeah or I'm not buying it Steve flank coach is that really like all yoga it's very special downward dogs are all the time yes we're dogged her hard he does headstands even while he's going inside yeah he's from Trinidad Tobago let's top it off does that even work she's also a Kamasutra instructor on the side yeah in a in a smoothie he also has an extent does it say extensive rap sheet that erwan does it say he does like more like hot yogurt he does more like videos yeah it's hot hot yoga because he does wet yoga he looks like a little kid he does new room massage you know what that is it's very wet what's that you know what that is that Japanese it's that Japanese
7:39 massage yeah right freaking perverts I heard he does the milkings new room massages where you put like you put like your you cover your body in lube and then you just slide around with your whole bottle that doesn't do it I swear to God that's real it does left that could be it I just think it's high that's purely sexual and who has the tarp for the cleanest closer they bring it anybody who's like laying out tarp right before I have questions man [Laughter] because I want everyone to see the Tom Brady's ex-wife getting slammed by another guy can I see that's not what that is a yoga instructor you know how people probably imagine like a dreadlock white dude right but I really hope one day they say that and it's a fat Indian man oh that'd be great oh that's cool yeah
8:30 because like yeah I was I was ████ my yoga instructor and then they're like picturing this this Bohemian white guy tall you know abs and ████ and then it's a real yoga Master that's like when Arnold cheated on his wife with like the maid yeah Arnold has a Mexican son she looks like a real milk drinker Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mexican son or the made the milkshake oh for sure milk Drinker yeah oh
9:26 that's true whole milk is very is that like is that like an ancient like a pirate insult what is that that just like a Grog guzzler that's a that's a that's a Roaring Twenties yeah it's a Great Depression Great Depression itself this is the lady that Arnold Schwarzenegger was banging on that's Metamucil too it's not even about yeah it's useful that's Activia he was like this is the oldest I will go that is the oldest he's like they're good healthy bones speaking of ████ did you see how he came out talking about his dad was a Nazi yes I mean why that crazy say that again what Arnold just came out talking about on CNN he did a whole speech about his uh his dad was a Nazi they didn't know that until now that's pretty impressive well he probably just didn't disclose it so how would you figure it out dude but there's no record find
10:17 Hitler and found that out I don't know I always you know what's funny this is gonna sorry guys if the channel gets burned down for saying this but like how do they not know who so many Nazis are when they can account for every single Jew in the Holocaust um Fair Point you probably have to come out or maybe they just accepted it that's actually her maybe they just did a better job of deleting records for Nazis so that they could like hide that thank you that is a good answer those are great answers you got a strong bones that's actually a really great answer I'm glad I asked a lot of b-5 a guy who questioned the whole thing [Music] hey 911 the holocausts are different said the one thing he asked was that we not make him deny this oh is that what he said
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