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If You Swapped Bodies With Your Mom, What Would You Do?

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0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of Be Careful Boys. >> You guys know the movie Freakier or Friday that just came out? >> Hell yeah. >> I saw the commercial. Yeah. >> Did you guys watch the first one back in the day? >> Of course. >> Yeah. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Why you doing it like that? >> What are you talking about? You're >> a lot. >> No, I like it. >> Freak. It's a good movie. >> No, I'm not. when I was a child. >> Was it an impactful film for you as a kid? >> It was a fun movie when I was a kid. >> Jamie the Curtis is really good. >> But it the new one looks like >> really >> I mean I'm just judging based off the trailer. But >> is the new one doesn't involve like a third generation like the grandma or something like that? >> I think so. >> I don't know. I'm I'm not going to watch it. >> I'm not either. >> But I did think that it would be funny if we were to freaky Friday ourselves in

0:50 some weird way. What would we do? >> What would we do? And I'm not talking about like the classic Steve Dream. It's like if I was Anthony for 24 hours, I'll go find something and ████ myself in the face. Like not that. >> I mean, I kind of I would do that. Yeah, I think we would all do that. >> I'm talking about Let's say you freaky. >> If we really like lived each other's lives and we just swap bodies, like what would we do? >> And Freaky Friday, is that her mom? >> Yeah, it's mom and it's like mom and daughter. Yeah. >> What if it's your mom? >> Mom. Mom and son switching. That's >> sick. >> What the disgusting? My mom has a horrible life. >> How about not want to ████ live her life? >> How does she have a horrible life? >> She ████ just wakes up and then prays for 4 hours. Eats like a ████ tomato and lettuce. >> You don't have to operate the same way as her. You're just in her body. >> Oh yeah. Yeah, you can make >> What am I supposed to do?

1:41 >> Whatever you want, but you're just in her body. >> Well, it's it's more like Freaky Friday. They both didn't want it to happen, but it happened. So, how would you cope with it when you're suddenly your mom? If >> I was suddenly my mom like I guess what what would be my incentive? >> Make her life better. >> Make her do something that >> like you don't even know if you're going to change back to you. That's the true >> essence is that you you are now like oh my god how do I fix my life? I'm now my mom. >> Oh ████ So I am now my mom. What do I >> What are you going to do? Yeah. Exactly. >> Move to Vegas. >> But like the the whole like thing is the crazy part is that would you go to Gio and be like it's me Bart. It's that ████ that's the funny like you know like like the hot chick >> like do you try to reveal >> who you really are or do you just >> you try to preserve the things that you had in your old life into

2:34 >> but then so then how do you convince her you know >> ████ that I'm >> so what do you say to Gio to really convince her even though she's literally listening to the voice >> that means you have to convince your mom to be a good husband to Gio but your your mom is you >> that's ████ Yeah. What do you say to her? >> And how do you get Gio to believe you first of all to not just think it's your mom acting crazy? >> Yeah. And you're also going to like Bart's going to start waking up and praying for 4 hours. >> Yeah. Cuz you know how >> my favorite blinks from Bart cuz then you know Bart's not barting. >> Yeah. He's trying to buff her >> cuz you know how your mom You said your mom is prone to saying cuckoo stuff. >> Yeah. >> So wouldn't that just sound like it's your mom being crazy? >> Well, it's now Bart. Well, she would Well, Gio would know that Bart is instantly my mom cuz she's Cuz Bart's ████ quoting Proverbs and ████ instantly. >> Okay. So, in that order, she would know.

3:24 Yeah. >> People think that you're just she you're just imitating your mom. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. How long of a timeline? >> Bart, can you stop imitating your mom? I get it. >> Or that you're experiencing latestage Buddhism. >> You're like, "Oh, it's hitting me." >> That's a good point. And then Bart, the Bart we know would be going, "Uh, there's a dragon outside." >> Good point because I do make fun of my mom, too. >> Yeah. She'd be like, "Haha, very funny." >> Yeah, very funny. Get the joke over and my mom would just keep saying proverbs. >> All of a sudden, the door bursts open and it's your mom going, "It's me, Bart." >> I think that's when she would know. That's when Gio would know it's me. Cuz my mom would never drive 4 hours anywhere. >> And she would never think that this is some elaborate prank you and your mom have set up for her.

4:14 >> ████ I don't think so. >> Cuz we don't use the these magical powers to do something interesting. >> Do you think your mom >> What magical powers? >> Do you think your mom being your mom has access to something you don't as Bart? >> Nothing that I would want. >> Bunch of X-Men homies. probably VIP passes to ████ temples and ████ Like I don't want I don't give a ████ about that stuff. >> Oh, that's one thing you could do is if you think that that stuff is like a waste of her time, you could just go over and cancel all >> Oh, yeah. >> her relationship. Ruin her life. >> Make all the fortune tellers like go out of like >> But then she's going to she's going to do the same thing with him. >> Oh yeah. She's going to change your life. >> Yeah. Because she's barred now. >> That's harder. Really? >> All her stuff is old school. Like on the ████ honor system. my s███'s ████ two-factor authentication. There's no way she could,

5:04 >> you know, like like old school people would like, "Hey, remember me? It's Lillian." "Oh, hey, how's it going? >> I want to cancel all this s███." >> And they'll Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You know, my mom's trying to ████ log into like my crypto account. There's like no way. >> That's right. >> Possible. >> That would be so funny, though. But she'll do other things like your mom as Bart might just like, "Oh, dude, this is my perfect chance to take Taika to the temple and make sure he prays." >> That's what she'll do. She'll take Gio. She'll kidnap Gio, lecture them all day. >> Oh my god, that would be crazy in your voice, too. >> She'll start making mosaic bread. >> Oh my god. >> Oh yeah, the stained glass. >> That's not bad. >> Stained glass uh or wheat. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that sounds good. >> Your guys's turn. This is horrible, dude. I'm living a nightmare.

5:54 You really thought about it? >> I was thinking I'm like, "Dude, this is this ████ sucks." Cuz then >> I think Freaky Friday only works when you have a cool younger mom. >> You know what I mean? If it's a freaking if you're switching with our our parents and their age now, it's really nothing to do. >> Or like >> if I switch with my mom, all right, these are the things I'm going to do. >> All right. >> I'm going to apologize to my sister for being overbearing mom and grandma and trying to >> But that's not coming from your mom. That's coming from you. Yeah, but they think that it's coming from Oh, it's to help them. >> That's funny because then later on my sister's going to text me and be like, "Dude, do you know what mom did?" I'm going to be >> Oh, I see. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. >> And then it's going to be me. And then my mom, who's me, is going to look at him and be like, >> "What? >> I I was a problem." >> Right. And then you're going to like create games and have >> Your mom is more overbearing to your sister than you.

6:45 >> Well, I don't have kids. >> Oh, I see. >> So she don't have to come over and >> Okay. Like that. tell me how to like parent my kids, right? And then as my mom, I would I would hang out with her grandchildren or my nieces and nephews >> and actually be fun for the first >> and Yeah. and not ask them just to say my name and come to me. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I would like just be nice and give them something >> and just be like cool. >> Okay. And then that happens, right, for about a week and then switch potties and then all of a sudden her mom's back to >> then she'll at least have one minute of happiness when she goes back and then everybody is a little bit lighter and like likes her for a second and she'll mess up again. >> She'll mess up again, but at least she had a second and then my family or my sister's family also had a second. This is the only thing I can do. I'll try it. I don't think this will work. Maybe the only other thing I might do is like as

7:36 my mom talk to my dad and be like, "You should tell him you love him once." >> Oh. Oh. Oh my god. >> Just say it once just for fun. Make it a joke. >> I told you he loved you. How do you think he would take it? In a serious setting? >> In a serious setting. At this point, if he's on his deathbed and he says, "I love you." No, >> not deathbed. Like I I hop or something. >> That's IHOP some people over some pancakes. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Banana Foster pancakes. At this point, if he's on his deathbed and the last thing is like like I love you, I'd probably cry like a ████ But at the same time, I'd be like, "Dude, just take it to the grave. Hold your stance. Don't ever say it. I know you do." But if he says it, then I'm like, "Damn, now we're all just sad for no reason." >> What if he like switched the words? What if he was just like, >> "I love >> your coro."

8:27 >> My coro. >> Yeah. like something just so random. You think you think you're going to receive what you've been wanting this entire time, but it's so like >> you're like, "What's his dog's name?" >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like I love Randy. >> Oh god. >> They're like, "What?" And he's like, "Uh." >> And he's like, "No." >> Or he's like, "I love Anthony Hopkins. Oh >> ████ Oh, you too real. >> Yeah, too real. Too real. >> She's crazy. >> What about you guys? >> My mom My mom's still like fairly young. >> How old is she? >> 54. >> That's young. >> Young, dude. >> 54. >> Yeah. They had us when they were young. I'm 32 this year. She's 54. And I'm the youngest of the boys. Okay.

9:17 >> So, I have a older brother who's 35. They still do like her and my dad still do cool ████ like go movies, concerts, travel. >> Cool. That's awesome. >> So, >> they told me they love me. I'm sorry. >> They actually say I love you. >> We say I love you to each other every time and give each hugs family too. I have a loving family. >> Recently or always been like that? >> It's always been like that. >> Oh, that's cool. >> So, so you switch your bodies with your mom. >> Yeah. >> Next thing you know, you wake up, your dad's on top of you. >> It would be my stepdad. Stepdad. >> Stepdad. >> Yeah. >> I don't know, man. >> Disgusting, dude. My bad though. >> My bad, bro. >> Oh, you say my bad just cuz it's a step. >> No, I say my bad cuz I I had to make you think of that. >> I'm going to throw up. >> Yeah. Do you commit? Do you commit or do you reveal yourself at that moment?

10:08 >> Yeah. Do you commit to sleep? >> Yo, it's Alex, dog. Get off me. >> Chill. What are you doing? >> I don't know. >> Hey, I got freaky Friday. Get off me. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. I don't know. But their their lives are pretty sick. So >> you be living it up. >> Be living it up. >> That is cool to have young. Yeah, that's that's young, dude. >> Be even sicker though because he's like single dude like motorcycles and ████ plays softball and shoot. >> He sounds like a renegade. >> I'm like ████ that'd be cool. >> He's in Arizona. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> that's the place to be to do all that. >> But yeah, I don't know. >> What about you? You suddenly your mom and now you're in the faux restaurant. What do you do? Oh, you know, I would try to figure out how to make the business bigger and better. >> Oh, that's nice.

10:58 >> Yeah, because like right now she's okay. >> Uh-huh. >> Wait, your mom has a F restaurant? >> Yeah. >> Where? >> Downtown. But she >> Which one? >> For Saigon? >> Is it Bomb? >> It's under the bridge. >> I feel like I've been there. >> It's like gate next to all the t-shirt spot. It's dope. >> It's It's right next to Ryan. >> It's right next to where my studio is. >> Go take a do a food video. >> Yeah, very close. But anyways, she always closes at 4:00 because it's too dangerous to be staying open. >> Yeah, for real it is. >> So, so my my thing is, you know, if it was me, I would stay open late and then figure out a system how we can get the numbers get to go bigger >> to make more money. >> ████ on noodle and grill or ████ on the public. >> Noodle and grill. >> Wow. >> Oh, it should be it should be right where the freeway is. >> Does it taste Vietnamese or it tastes Korean? >> Uh, but here's the thing. It tastes Korean, but it's actually good. You know

11:49 what I'm saying? You know there there's Karini Vietnamese noodles and I mean spot and it's just ass. >> It's usually for sure Koreani. I could tell usually it's ass. >> But the way my mom did it was make sure to keep the f going the f style fall. >> She seemed the like she's hooking it up too much. >> It is >> 15 bucks and they put three big ass short ribs in the ████ >> with hella meat on it. >> Do they do uh does Postmates deliver from there? >> Yeah, >> dude. Dude, we should order there. >> We totally should, >> dude. >> You want to plug your mom's place? Everyone go check it out. >> Uh, what's the address though? >> Everybody go check out Fuz Saigon Noodle and Grill. You can order online and it's at 1753 South Hill Street in Los Angeles. They close at 3:00 p.m. though, and they're not open on weekends. >> All the all the like local workers from

12:40 the area, they all go there. >> Dude, I hella want to go there food. ████ >> But even even to go, it's it's not like a small one. You know, a lot of places lately, they've been small. My mom is big ass to go. >> Now I want fun for dinner. I want fun now.

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