0:00 [Music] how how um how much money do you think a woman who goes to walmart has and what do you think she's there to buy 17 no tiny house no you mean like carrying like the average female buyer at walmart so how much she has to spend yeah fifty seven dollars my ziplock bag for sandwiches 150 bucks no three hundred dollars and she's probably 80 just to buy a vacuum because she didn't do her job good can you give us some parameters hey that's a good guess right now four hundred dollars so she could buy a gun no i gotta walk three hundred dollars in toiletries in texas i have to say have his back i buy bazooka there yeah three hundred or an abram's sake no okay ████
0:51 damn you guys are bad at guessing today all right ████ two hundred dollars in twinkies eight dollars buying dishwasher slump so she can make her husband slip up on the floor no good lord i i literally just i thought you guys would get this immediately but okay so she when did she get so bad she walked up so this woman walks up to another woman at a walmart self-checkout aisle i bet they started gossiping didn't they they they sure did damn women and she told her i want to buy your baby what and that's the average shopper in walmart they always buying babies they're buying whatever they want price tag already buy it now the babies in walmart so it's the first sale so the 49 year old woman allegedly offered the woman 250 000 but the mother refused that's a good deal then the mother child waited for the lady to leave the store play hardball before exiting herself where she was
1:41 then confronted by the woman where she doubled her priced it 500 000 wow was it was it that cute how old was the baby how was his baby what makes her a couple expert baby appraisal yeah that must have been a cute baby it was a cute baby apparently but half a million dollar baby i'd give away a kid or two yeah so then well because you eat two of them it's a million yeah yeah you can show that money right away so it's kind of a whack dude depends on what kid you got already how do you prove that you have that money in hand did she have right here like this yo dude at walmart just playing dude baby budget airplane in the parking lot she had two dollar bills in the ████ cube yeah like i didn't know that it's like yeah a big block big block of it what's everyone's serious price for your own baby for my first baby baby serious surprise you asked a
2:32 question two mil ask a questioner i think i think if you like realistically try and think about is already ████ up but let's just go and try and think about it even if you sold your baby for a million i think that you would reasonably think about that for the rest of your life so you have to be able to live with the justification of the price point you gotta be a savager so i think it's got to be like maybe 250 million what your kid's not that get over yourself bro nobody's ever so bougie who is this lady who's this ████ creepy lady that's trying to buy someone's baby who's gonna buy a second place baby i ████ rather chase this ████ down that's where they got the expression add to cart you could get away cheaper at the adoption factory yeah this lady just like how much does a baby cost when you adopt it can can you search what is the average ████ baby price i bet it's like five figures yeah the
3:23 whole the fostering and why is that walmart supposed to be a discount shop why is this ████ paying an airplane price for a baby yeah maybe it's the price maybe it's a the 85 inch screen version of a baby but it's walmart though curved samsung but they still got those at walmart last truth the curved one even like one two three i'm like okay so nobody else is going to answer the question what you're going to sell your baby oh yeah ████ it's 40 grand right maybe 50. 250 million yeah 50 grand you saw your baby well now i'm too rich maybe a little bit more go to sports stadium and said okay i would never do it because it you'll never be able to to pay enough money to get them to leave you alone when they come hunting for you as it is oh that was good uh i thought you were playing with the cameras and the women right now thank you very much
4:14 no you you're not gonna be like look bro i would never do it because i love my childhood that's what i was gonna say that's all you're gonna say you you never you you're not gonna be like look rhodes half a million what the ████ give me a half a million i'll take you back let's be real right now how much for taika let's go honest price honestly dude price honestly and you have like five you have like don't fight hey nobody's watching but it's just us yeah cameras are cut yeah cameras are no ████ you got to put a ████ number down not like ryan's weak-ass answer man it's kind of hard dude you just gotta sell it and then tell jio later you know what i mean yeah i get it but yeah but there's a price for that guys love their core vets too let's ████ talk though oh man i don't know answer this and i'll give you another question a follow-up question say 251 million you'll be safe i'll probably chop off one of my limbs before i sell them
5:07 a number man i got another question for you guaranteed he's gonna have a good life how much how much for tyka when he was an annoying fool waking you up in the middle of the night how about that that price is lower fresh out the womb that's when i would sell my stuff that's good you can't get it f█████'s waking me up too much take it for a ████ 250 thousand dollars so long you're already sleep deprived so you're like you're kind of joking joe would not sell for 250 000 he's just trying to front joe's good at selling low though i have to say yep i'm a master at selling love you know what um everybody trying to find i would say that it depends on supplies like economics i like that answer i have five kids at least i answer it's worth your while what's your what what was serious about your answer
5:57 what's your answer no no the question i said name of price name price everybody yeah everybody has a price bar and i didn't i can't you know nobody can even answer you guys just hating yeah that's a serious price he had an actual serious problem but i didn't hate on trump i didn't hit on you want to know what everybody else is doing i never hate it on your property i hate it on your price well he hit him what do you mean i didn't have a serious play i said 500 000 dollars if i had multiple kids multiple that's the price that she was giving you're making up a price her price was 500.000 at the market you're not you're unrealistic joe's looking at the market you're looking at love practical yeah we got to stop shaming him 500 000 okay i have five kids i could spare one i would get the most annoying ████ that cries too much fifty million two people okay all of them okay 250 ml
6:47 yeah okay because 50 mil that's absurd 500 grand i have a buyer already all right pricing yeah i have a ████ buyer what's your price what depends is my kid jewish yeah how does that change their equation changes the price they're going to pay more that's why [Music] i mean because you're asking a crazy ass question right it's like it's a crazy ass article how much would someone have to pay you to kill your parents how can i prove my kid's jewish i'm gonna give a price 750 000 well if it was my dad i do it for free yeah um she's almost dying but maybe a couple more years but you still wouldn't do it you just wouldn't do it it's assumed you wouldn't do it i think the hypothetical is the conversation
7:38 good job by the way of acting because he's 500k he's acting like you know he wouldn't do it [Laughter] your price is 500k for your kids no no i wanna you know what i would go high i would go really ████ high like anthony how can you how can you not sell your ████ hypothetical kid that you don't even have yet i'll sell the ████ out of myself i'm a sentimental ass ████ you ████ up into a gymboree though there's so many ████ kids out there you guys are thinking like my kids worth 300 million people over your ████ just get over yourself you know how many dudes ████ abandon their kids for free yes this is better you guys name everyone else's price that's what you name are your price for my kids 8k especially if luna's down
8:30 no honestly 6 500. 6 500. okay that's pretty good yeah that's under market value though you could go to the adoption center the ears are going to come out how did the ears come out i don't know enough to know yeah that's what i'm gonna earn these ones my ear but my baby's kid their ears are gonna be huge do you swear what that the ears are gonna come out here they're gonna be huge yeah fine if i could go to the adoption center and in the top dollar all right is 50 grand joe's kids paying to get taken away please take them here what makes you guys think that you can outsell the premium place if you go to adoption center that's just like going to hermes that's the top-notch adoption turn your head to that weight well you'd say this 250 million that's crazy when you're going to adopt yourself you're going to a shelter but at an adoption center
9:21 yeah exactly yeah dude you're getting some snarling rape rabid kid dude you know what i do okay you know what i do to save a little bit of money you know what i do save a little bit of money i go up to auntie lee and i go i take a little bit of his hair i take some ████ nina's hair and i make my own baby and i ████ save 250 million dollars are you ████ kidding me because they're idiots how the ████ did you make a baby with hair two women too you cloned two women you don't know about the genome yeah the human genome project oh my god get over yourself why didn't i think of this ████ she wants money okay so they're willing to pay 250 right that's how much you can buy a plate for you right yeah you can but that's 250 bucks that's tempting you buy a kid at the adoption center for 50 grand yeah you ████ hold the kid in walmart same ████ comes up to you 250 bam i'll give you it for 250. you
10:12 just made 200 000 business and you go back to the doctor for round two round two that's so good you take the 200 you buy four more no no you take the 200 you buy a prop job cessna okay you take it to cuba cuba you ████ sell that ████ for cash yeah you buy a kid hopefully you can get back out yeah you can't you sell the kid for a plane i think we'll find the kid i've got it i'm telling you something coconuts got it joe's onto something with this ████ almost it's a super ████ okay we're so close we just don't there's something missing the kid back in the morals yeah i couldn't either
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