0:00 I had um I called the last time I called the cops, I was being a Karen in my neighborhood. Yeah, that's right. Uh I was living in this new community in my neighborhood. All of a sudden, I see in the middle of the night, this van pulls out and all these old uh not old, like these um pregnant Chinese ladies came out. What? Welcome to an episode of Careful Boys, where do not leave that in. Uh random question. When was the last time you called the cops? I called the cops when there is this homeless man sitting out in my front yard. You called the cops. Do you guys threaten? That sounds like that. You're going to call the cops. Um yeah, this dude is specifically I did. Uh I think I told a story here before, but this dude was sitting in my front steps and he was like 67. He was big as damn. And he was
0:51 crazy and he was just talking himself and he was like, I ain't talking no Marcelus Wallace. Like you kept saying that. And I was like, okay. All right. And I was like, "Hey man, you can't be sitting in my front yard. I'm driving to work." And I'm like, "Hey, what are you doing? Like, get out of here." And then once I realized he said the Marcelus Wallace line, I was like, "This guy's not on this planet." So, is that from Pulp Fiction? Yeah. Okay. Um, so I call the police and I go, "Hey, yeah, let's hear. I got a guy in my front yard. Pretty sure he's homeless. He won't leave. I'm asking to leave. He won't leave. Can I get some assistance?" And they're like, "Yeah, for sure." Sure enough, the guy they send is my client. The cop they send is my client. They I teach kickboxing and jiu-jitsu, too. That's cool, right? Yeah, it was cool. Super cool. Was he like, "How come you didn't use your moves, coach?" And I was like I was like, "Yeah, I got a sore shoulder right now. Think about
1:44 I was like I was like, "His name is Ryan." And I was like, "Ryan, I'm not going to touch him, dude. I'm just kidding." Uh, you're calling me? Yeah. Yeah. So, he pulls up and he's like a he's like a big old black dude. Like he's like kind of he's way bigger than me. So, I was like, "Good. He's He's on my side." And he has a female um cop partner. Yeah. Partner. We're walking. He walks in and he's trying to talk to the guy. And the guy starts getting aggressive. And I was like, and I was thinking in my head, I was like, "Oh, if goes down, it's going to be me and and my buddy having to ████ restrain this dude or something." But he started like, "You don't think women can do it?" Dude, he was like 67, bro. I was like I was like, "I wouldn't want her to ████ you know, she's a trained officer. You're not. He doesn't want her uniform to get I'll beat her up, bro. I beat her up. If I can beat her up, then I'm going to I'm going to have to deal with that guy. I would pretend the whole thing's in my I can't help flower pots I have to carry. So the
2:36 dude starts tripping and then like they had bring more cops. They restrain him. They actually didn't have to like do anything. He just left. But before he left, this is so funny. He did this. He walks up to me. He's like, "You little b████." Swear to God. The cop? No, the ████ homeless dude. That'll be funny. You're a little ████ the female cop and he like he got I'm like bro I didn't what the hell No, but he he did that to me. You little ████ ████ I don't even know the cop's phone number if I wanted to call the cops. I think it's 911. Yeah, but then you don't want to if it's not an emergency. But in that moment though, like you're glad that it didn't escalate. You're glad that no one fought, nobody got punched in the face. Everybody was like, "All right, man. Let's go." And he finally like walked down and they they can't do anything really. They just remove him from the premise. If this was Vegas and you was sitting on the front porch, right, is it
3:28 illegal to hit him in the back of the head with a bat? I think so. Hey, you would you want that on your concert? I don't know about those specifics. To initiate that, you turn off the ring camera and body cam and stuff like that. No, you have to prove that you were trying to play baseball. So, you got a guy that catch playing T-ball picture. Yeah. You never seen that law where like full uniform. If you have a baseball bat in your car, have you ever seen that? No. So if you if you if you keep a baseball bat in your car, you have to prove if you say that like that's for baseball, it's not. If you say it's for self-defense, it's over. Like you're getting in trouble. You have to say it's for baseball. And then they're going to ask, "Do you have a ball or a glove?" And if you do, then it passes. What if you have three bases in your back seat as well? That's how you cover your bases for I got some of this baseball card and I have a Daryl Strawberry baseball card
4:19 right next to the back. Where my cup? And you start What about golf clubs? Oh, I Yeah, then you're Casey Jones. Casey Jones. You just show footage of you playing golf and they be like, "Oh, it's definitely not for golf." The last time I called cops was in Glendor for homeless people. Oh, that's a long California, too. You were in California? That's ages ago. So, you never called the cops in Vegas? No. this guy um on the on the ████ ring cam or whatever, he was um he kept trying to start this fire. So you would just see this ████ flicker at like 11:00 at night and he was ████ persistent as a ████ So we would call and then um you Yeah, you call 911 and they go if it's not an emergency then they tell you the number. So you just call that number cuz you emergency cuz you don't want to like ████ someone has a heart attack or whatever.
5:09 you want to waste, I guess, their time. So, you would call and then uh Glendor actually does a pretty good job. They usually get out there within like 20 minutes and then you would see like cars pull up, talk to them, hey, what's going on? And then they put out the fire. But if there's like no real like uh law being broken, they can't really detain them. So, they're just kind of like, "Hey, you're just going to have to leave." And then on the ring cam, you would see him at 4:00 a.m. like walk back. So, you're like, "F███, there he is." like we didn't know cuz we're sleeping, but then when we woke up and he would, you know, how he would it would tell you like how many I guess disturbances or motions did, you're like, "F███, that ████ came back again at 4:00 a.m." And then so like you're like, "Man, I wish like we could just have one police officer camp out there." But obviously you can't. You know how they say fight fire with fire? You should have got WD40 in the ████
6:00 lighter and then ████ went over the fence and burned his hair. That's for sure legal. And then hit him in the back of the head with a baseball. I'm playing baseball. Sorry. He got in the way, man. There's bases here. Look. See? And then if they go, "Why? Why? Why were you putting things on fire?" Just be like, "Oh, I was barbecuing." Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You were trying to start. They're like with WD40. That's how I start my fires. That's how I start my chalk. Judge my barbecue technique. He's like, "Dude, the wheel on the the barbecue." It's a Nashville style technique. Nashville. What about you, Anthony? Mine was It's been a long That was when uh somebody stole my ruckus. Damn. Oh, yeah. Wait, so to to this day, you never like filed for like theft on it or anything? They didn't. They did that. I did. Oh, they did. They did the whole police report on it. Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought you were
6:50 just like, eh? No, I was. And because it was like um they do the police report and then like nothing happens. And it looked like the guy was just training uh his like fellow female like recruit and it was just it wasn't even like a oh like what happened like concerned it's like okay we can try to do this honest or even being honest just be like it's very unlikely that you're going to he like he wasn't even addressing me. He's like all right this is how you file a report on this um just what was the what was the color and it was just like wow maybe she maybe she also thought you were just like a demo like it wasn't a real crime. I staged for her training. You're an actor. That's PCP crisis actor. So they just were you never heard from them at all? No, I just had a report that was filed that officially makes it so maybe I don't have to pay registration on it every year. Oh, god damn, dude. Like that's it. So I have I
7:41 I have very little faith, but it's not like it's not like a no faith therefore boohoo. This sucks. It's just one of those like you just grow up accustomed to that in like LA, right? It's like somebody breaks into your car. Yeah. And you could you can pout and then that's it, right? You can file your report and it's like I lost all this stuff. Yeah. Maybe do something with your insurance, but like there's no solution. You just be like that's a part of my lifestyle. Deal with it. Yeah. Yeah. That's the sad part about it. It's like accepting that it's like, oh well, I mean this homeless guy is is a nuisance, but not committing a certain type of crime. So it's not like he's going to be detained. So hopefully I can deter him from wanting to come back, but it's just part of my neighborhood. And the part that sucks is he's not going to get detained until after your house is on fire. Yeah. But you could put on him on fire. So the crazy thing is that so under under the filing it's a stolen VIN, right? So like
8:31 if a couple years later you get hit up and they're like, "Hey, we found your ruckus." Would you even care to go pick it up back in LA for the story? Absolutely. Yeah. I mean that's just What if there's come all over it? Like this car like you can hold it for evidence. And are they like, "Hey, we found your ruckus, but there's scum all over it." He just goes, he just goes, "There's good news and bad news." And then you say, "Is it covered in cum?" And he goes, "Yes, sir." Yes. It's covered in jaculine. How did you know that? Can you come now? Can we replace it with yours? He's like, "How'd you know?" He goes, "Cuz I did it." Damn. It's my ruckus, isn't it? California is crazy. But yeah, for for the I had to keep my DNA. I think I would be like, "Can is there any way I can get a photo of it?" cuz like if it's like not even ridable and it's just like Yeah, it's probably chopped up. Rent a truck and pick it up and to do nothing.
9:22 Remember when I told you like I think I see your ruckus. Yeah. There's um there was a chop shop that was like in front of the brewery is like a a homeless tent and it it was an actual like all the residents of the brewery knew that it's a chop shop cuz a bunch of motorcycles and cars and bikes go there and then they're just sparks from welding all night and you can just hear them like sawing and Where are they getting the power from? I don't know. I don't know where they're getting it from. Maybe they have it like looped to the the whatever line. Oh, they found a way to do it. Yeah, but they're just like they're just working on ████ And then we were trying it's on um on uh No, it's it's on um not Maine, but the street that comes into the Okay. Okay. Yeah. And then we were the all the residents were trying to like get the cops to do something about it and they didn't do anything for I think a year and a half. And we just watched it grow and there
10:12 was a black ruckus outside one time and then I I was standing in front of it and I was asking him like, "Hey, is it like describe the the color of it?" And I think like a couple colors were off. So I was like, "Ah man, it's probably not like Anony's." And then so the cops never got rid of it until the guy who I guess was in charge of it got shot. What up guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas, and also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there.
11:02 Say hi to me. And then the cops cleaned it up. Oh, yeah. It was like a big thing in our That's all you got to do? Yeah. Somebody shot the dude like in the middle of the night. It's a cop. It's like, "Oh, we got to fix this problem, but can't do it unless we shoot him." Maybe there was like a bad deal that he did or something. But yeah, it was um somebody shot shot him and then it was all over the our like Facebook page for the neighborhood and we were like, "Oh, damn. Finally like they're going to clean it up." And then like a few weeks later they started like scrapping it all out. How many people die in your ne in your neighborhood? Dude, it's Lincoln Heights, dude. Yeah. So like it's pretty I don't know. The stats are probably pretty Yeah. I don't know if the guy died. I just know that there was like gunshots and then um it was on the citizen app. So, is the citizen app popping on your your Yeah, like if remember my story like I'm always posting some ████ weird ████ happening. Some like guy on a a motorcycle like just I think that's the most recent thing I posted. I just like was driving home and some dude on a motorcycle just
11:53 like Yeah, there's a chop shop in front of Gio's mom's house. Isn't that crazy? ████ everything is straight up in public. Is it Al Pastor? No, it's it's like ████ Chevy Taho and ████ And it's like um 4:00 a.m. in the morning and they're still going after it. I think everyone's like on I'm surprised they would do it at 4 in the morning cuz that's pretty much They're hard workers, but that's when the meth kicks in. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I think. I think everyone's on meth window. I think they're on 24-hour meth duty because the it's never closes. It's 4:00 a.m., 5:00 a.m., 8:00 a.m. ████ noon, 3 4 3:00, 4. Like, there's just constantly always someone underneath a car that's working on something. It's crazy. Hard workers. Yeah. And I'm like, damn, it never closes. And like, you can't really call the cops or anything. Yeah, they can't really do anything. Like, I was like
12:44 asking them like, can you go and uh like look at VINs at least? Like, can you go look at the vehicle and be like, "Oh, what's the VIN? Let me just see if it comes up stolen." They can't even do that. Really? They need like a search warrant or something. I don't think that's a thing that regular cops are supposed to do. I think that's like there's a unit that's investigating vehicle theft and they got to You need Denzel Washington to come. Yeah. Or something. I don't know if it's like a specialized thing, but like a beat cops like I'm not doing that. Yeah. Regular cops got to give parking tickets and stuff. They got to give me a jaywalking ticket. Yeah. There's too much uh procedures for cops sometimes. Like they don't even want to They have And that saves you sometimes when you get in trouble. Yeah. That saved me like big time. Remember I told you the story? I was in Alhamra and I was waving a a police baton around. You can't do that. Stop. No, you can't do that. Where'd you get a police? It's frowned upon. Uh I got it from Gung Fu, which was a store in Art. So it's a it's a Tonfa then.
13:34 It's a Tonfa. No, it was a they they uh there's a store called Gung Fu in uh Artisia, and they were a martial arts supply store, but like you could go in there and go to the back and just buy butterfly knives, like police equipment. You could just buy whatever you wanted. They mainly sold for online and then uh and then me and my friends were just like messing around with like playing karate with it and ████ and then the these cops stopped and literally saw it like the second they like drove by. They just like went like that and saw it and then they came in and saw you had some sweet moves. Yeah. They handcuffed us and they were like, "Yeah, you're going to this is a really serious offense." They searched my car. They found like other stupid martial arts ████ Nunchucks would come on. I know. Yes. Come on. You're going for a long time. No, they they um you're going away for a long The cop literally said, "You're lucky I'm
14:24 getting off of my shift right now or else I would I would book. I don't want to write no reports. The stupid teenagers. Those nunchucks will get you five years." Yeah. They just took all my ████ and that was it. Damn. And they didn't find other stuff in my car. And then And then he drove straight to Gung Fu and resold it. I got nunchucks for you. Yeah. That' be a sick racket, huh? It would. Yeah. 10 bucks. 10 bucks. A profit of like $10, but it's all my money. It's still kind of tight. Yeah. And that ████ works for you when cops are lazy, too, man. Sometimes you don't get a ticket cuz they're lazy. Remember that lady that that lady cop pulled me over and uh she was like, I I'm going to give you a ticket if that Twinkie in your center console has strawberry in it or something. I think that's called flirting brother. I was like, "Oh s███." I was like, "No, it's a regular one." You got you got strawberry and your Twinkie. Yeah.
15:14 Something weird like suck it hard enough. Dang, that's crazy, bro. I had like a Game Boy I had like a Game Boy SP in the passenger sheet and she's like, "So, what game you got in there then?" And I was like, "Fire Emblem." And she's like, "What's that? It's some kind of karate game." And she was like, "If that's a karate game, I'm giving you a ticket." I'm like, "It's not. It's swords and s███." Swords and ████ That's ████ Mega Riz flirting, dude. Yeah, it's that's pretty cool. She was not flirty, but she was just being playful. What were you wearing that day? Huh? What were you wearing? What hairstyle do you have? Oh god, Frosted Tips. This was a 2001. So, she was So, that means it was You were probably wearing white beard and a chain right here. She probably thinks she can make a gay best friend or something. No, it was not flirting. All right, we'll see. I had um I called the last time I called the cops, I was being a Karen in my neighborhood. Yeah, that's
16:05 right. Uh I was living in this new community in my neighborhood. All of a sudden, I see in the middle of the night, this van pulls up and all these old uh not old, like these um pregnant Chinese ladies came out. What? All of a sudden, you see up and down the street Chinese pregnant women all the time. So, I'm thinking they're either kidnapping these women or what's going on. It was a baby motel. But I motel. Oh, the immigration. Oh, dude. Cuz I didn't know, dude. Where are all these? They're kidnapping all these pregnant women and they're hiding them here and then they're like going up and down the street and then there's other trucks vans would come and drop off food. I'm like they're selling these women off. But it wasn't it was a baby motel. You know when um the cops didn't do anything about America, you get automatic citizenship. So for Chinese ladies, right when they're about to pop their baby out, they come to America. We actually saw a home. Do you remember?
16:56 and it was fitted to being one of those things because it looked like they had a lot of like separate rooms and then it was out in Elmani or something like that and we were like what is this? And then the agent was telling us, I forgot which agent took us there, but they were telling us like, "Oh yeah, this is probably set up to being those like um baby motel cuz like they'll be walking up and down the street so they're so they can have a baby, you know, cuz when you're pregnant like walk and then you would see other people walk with them, you know, like they're monitoring these women. They're these women. They just throw them there in the middle of the night. They're monitoring them." Other vans would come and drop off like drop off food. I'm like, "Oh my god." So I waited for a week. I'm like, "Dude, I got to call the cops. kidnapping these women. Yeah. And the cops took my report like and there's no like what happened next? Like give me some closure. Did they Did they raid him? No, they didn't raid him. So I'm like now like nothing's
17:48 happen. Maybe they're waiting. They're chasing the bigger guy, you know? They're waiting for they just like oh there's nothing illegal. It's not illegal, right? Uh I think it is illegal. It is. Yeah, I think I think it is. I'm not sure. Like nothing happened though. Like it just was like weeks in and you would see like I would leave the house, you know, pregnant women walking up and down the street, you know, like people just delivering food. And then the crazy thing is these women are gone and then another set come in. So like are they selling pregnant women? Oh, so I guess the illegal part is so they're not paying tax on what they're doing. No, it's a it's the illegal part is uh the immigration. So like you're going to America with the intent of birthing and then you your kid has naturalized citizenship and it's it's fraudulent because the intent isn't to vacation in America and then you go, "Oops, my baby's born here." Uhoh. Well, you can't But is that Do they have to prove that? Can't you still be like I was just going to a Chinese hangout and all of a sudden the baby came out. They were all
18:38 pregnant too. I was walking the whole trip. But the crazy thing is like every couple weeks you So it happened for like uh Tustin it happened for like so I was I was living there like for months. It was like like they would come in and another batch would come in and another batch would come in. So I'm thinking they're kidnapping them and they're selling them off. They're bringing in new ones, you know, cuz they're monitoring these ladies like crazy. They're dropping off foods. Like they can't leave the they can't leave the vicinity. Like you know they can't leave. Instead of calling the cops, why don't you call your HOA? They would have fixed it. Oh, yeah. They would have kicked those those ████ out of there. And you never see a baby, right? Yeah. You never see a baby. Right when they give birth, they leave. How close was it to touch the marketplace? Not that far. Yeah. Cuz you're like, they're going to Molly. My wife and I would like look out the window. Oh my god, there's a new set coming. And like since the cops really, you should have kicked the door down. Get out. Come on. Come on. Rescue. They're like, we want to be here, dude. Like so that was a I guess you couldn't
19:28 really talk to anyone, huh? Oh, well, I don't want to get caught up in it. Is it like the Chinese mafia? Are they going to kidnap me, my family, too? Like, don't say ████ It's probably It probably is triad run, huh? Where was this? Where city was this? Tested. Yeah. Yeah. Right by the McDonald's.
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