0:00 [Music] there's a man who's now 87 years old who hasn't washed in 67 years washed washed and eats roadkill okay and is in good health sounds like he's totally in good health yeah he's getting what does good health mean yeah mental health no like literally he doesn't have no sicknesses everything doctors and no sicknesses yeah he's good how much can he bench though yeah [Laughter] 87 years old 87. he eats roadkill he drinks from puddles it's not basically drinks from yours and he smokes a pipe filled with animal manure the human body could adapt to anything
0:50 but why would you smoke animals dedicated trolls it gets you higher yeah i mean the roadkill i understand because there is a whole movement of like people like you don't need to wrong kill you understand yes but out of all the things like that at the left they're dead already let me tell you let me tell you right because outside of california right they have a lot of ████ roadkill like fresh roadkill right because they have way more animals and ████ like a nice deer yeah you could get deer you can ████ armadillo whatever right a rib eye ████ someone ran over this a1 wagon but i think it started from the concept of like they're against the uh meat industry and there's hella protein out there and then they're not getting rotten meat they're just getting fresh roadkill like oh they like oh yeah ████ check the pulse oh that ████ is dead and they're like oh
1:40 that's still warm whatever they take it back and they cook it immediately so it's the same thing as hunting but they're just being vultures you know they're like scavengers that's good yeah so they but they cook it still yeah they don't need to roll that's cool did this guy eat it wrong how does he season it this guy eats it raw this elderly man's diet is said to consist of mainly raw roadkill including creatures such as porcupines and he drinks water straight from puddles in the street yeah so i don't think he's doing the same thing that i did everything back i said his favorite pastime is smoking a pipe filled with animal manure which has left him more actually he's doing something that we don't ████ know because at 87 normal uh uh you know men are ████ pumped up on pills i mean i'd prefer not to look like this but you know what i'm saying like yo he looks good for 87 though low keto thriving he's like obviously
2:31 he looks good is he really 87 87 years old that's pretty good for from puddles isn't there ████ motor oil in there not all the time you just gotta find the right puddle all the puddles i see on the street from rainbow puddles look at that rainbow shine to the top you know you can't drink that or you gotta go below it so you don't catch but how do they know that's just not easy to drink how do they know that he's telling the truth because like you know people always say like hey this is all i do and then they get caught eating ████ mcdonald's and ████ like that's very true it was a dude who said he doesn't eat anything and he gets all his nutrition from staring at the sun like an hour a day or something that's like gavin newsom i don't wear i always wear my mask oh everybody started practicing soul gazing so this dude's name is uh amu jaji from iran
3:21 uh villagers in iran have been so impressed by his dedication to his unconventional lifestyle that they built him a small shack as an alternative to his usual hole that's so nice and medics that's really sweet like they built the ████ a shed for him that's so nice yeah medics who visited the shack in the village of deja iran carried out several tests and said that despite his lifestyle joji is surprisingly healthy and has no serious diseases or bacteria okay so he's is he really 87 though because then what if he's like look at mel gibson those gurus that are like i'm actually a thousand years old you know like it's like shut the ████ up dude you're not 87 and when you look at him you're like actually he's 45 but he just says he's 87. and then that's when i'll be like but he looks like look at him he doesn't look like an 87 year old he looks dirty as ████ he's trying to sell this he's trying to sell his newest age is different
4:17 so experts were interested in discovering different types of life forms including parasites that might have taken up home in his body but were able to confirm that he does not have any diseases or parasites despite his lack of hygiene what wow he might be they have parasites but it doesn't wait it wasn't he doesn't have it they were they were hopeful they're expecting to find stuff like that because of his lack of hygiene all this crazy stuff you're gonna get a parasite or two so in essence they're pretty much concluding that he has just over such a long period of time developed such a strong immune system that you can drink from puddles and eat raw roadkill and be fine i think you do that for five years you're good bro kobe don't matter bro like most diseases they're gonna find a coveted vaccine through this man what kind of roadkill do you think they get in iran these porcupines porcupines like this right here is an image of his lunch for
5:07 the day which is pretty much like it looks like a dead bird that's yeah that's he's just going to rise all over it never mind and uh it's just in a bag he just leaves it in a bag and then he just he just eats it with the maggots and everything he's on modern modern-day caveman maybe the flies is seasoning it's like furry cocky on there like you think that's what's crazy is like flies are always on like ████ and stuff and then it's all over this and he's eating it i wonder what his teeth look like and stuff oh yeah that's true he's like what's that i don't know how are those this part this particular article actually says the newfound fame for the homeless pensioner has made life more difficult for him although neighbors respect him people occasionally show up to taunt him and throw stones that's ████ up bro
5:57 fame was gonna be like they show up to give him food and then they're like hey ████ bump that's a hate crime that's ████ up genetics are crazy though my grandpa he smoked for 70 years and uh when he passed we went from like 20 all the way to 95 when he passed it wasn't like emphysema or lungs or anything you know why other ████ he he smoked it like barbecue and he preserved himself that's true yeah he does have a smokey low and slow slow just cured meat on the inside yeah no emphysema he could have been organized he's got no cancer but he's a jerky now kidney or failure or whatever like liver but his lungs were like at 95 you're not dying of liver you're
6:47 dying of old age you know what i mean 95 is a good age yeah i i'll be blessed to have five and you were able to smoke all your life and you didn't die when you were 60 something that's pretty cool and my my mom actually thinks he's actually older because uh when they're at that age they didn't really have like legit like id and stuff you know and he came from a war-torn country i'm like this is my dad on my on my dad's side my grandpa my dad's side so she was like i actually think if you look at the pictures his like childhood pictures is still like shaved in half like this all right yeah like ████ like ████ ming dynasty ████ ████ some shanghai noon type looking ████ so my dad my mom's like i think he might be older than 95 does that mean you're you're this is your dad's grandpa that was my dad's dad your dad's dad but my dad's oldest brother um was like 20 years older than him
7:38 oh got seven brothers and sisters that mean does that mean your grandma had to do the like foot thing like the small foot binding on that side no on that side no actually i don't know i don't know because that was like that same error they made them horny the foot binding dude that made dudes horny back then kind of but it also made the women like have huge back problems i know it's gross yeah but those dudes used to ████ oh my god like that was like they're in their lips yeah they bite their hair they're like oh feet oh damn the chinese construction worker like oh ████ [Laughter] throws his hair around oh ████ what's up sweetheart that's how the boners are
8:28 ████ brains like here they start buying it oh she's so fine can you imagine being 95 how like annoyed you are at the whole world yeah like i'm not even 40 yet and i hate everything that's betty white right there dude she's like ████ into 100. this world sucks my mom asked my grandpa because all he did was read the newspaper and i was like i'll come read the newspaper like all day and he was like because it's quiet here like it's just me and my thoughts 95. you don't gotta worry about ████ you know actually this guy right here from iran the 87 year old also kept himself up to date with current events and discussed events like the russian revolution and french revolution with those that visited him wow so so he ain't like a crazy skid row homeless dude nobody said ain't crazy for any homeless person that's that chill that's tight yeah he he just minds
9:18 his own business he's a pensioner so he he's collecting checks yeah what's his appeal box what was his previous life in john like what was his what was he doing like working for the iranian tax collector he's super rich in his previous life so he's like ████ this man and you put this guy on fear factor he's going to be the ████ champion forever he should be the host and he should not show don't eat that no why are you eating the box we need that for the next guy no you're just supposed to touch it he's like touch it i thought i'm supposed to eat everything he probably goes to the crafty's table [Laughter] [Music]
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