0:00 P calls me Kim J too but he doesn't want to say it so he goes okay Kim J Jun call him that I'm like no you're Kim JN Jun andbody no you're Joe [Music] Biden so have you ever heard of anybody taking like those DNA tests but like for fun just want like like 23m mepe it cuz like they're into them their own why people do it me it's okay the alternative besides fun the alternative is you are not the father yeah yeah I love that video what funny is like it's like you see you see how different cultures react like uh if it's a black dude he gets happy he's dancing he's like celebrating if it's a white
0:50 dude he's crying because skinny little white dude I thought it was my child it's my son and then it's like well clearly the kid looks kind of like half black or whatever but white kid with black kid hair yeah I love too when they when the guys dancing all over the ████ place and then they just the the camera guy like Zooms in on the on the woman she's just like it's all over and the baby just yeah the baby's just sitting there in a ████ crib Prime TV the best dude Jerry Springer gave us so much gave us so much it was really good Mor did too Mor used to be variety but he just yeah he just stuck with that after a while oh yeah he veered into trash quick yeah he found his like viral thing and then just kept going with it whereas Oprah started in trash and then veered into like oh
1:41 it's you forget that she used to be the worst she's the queen yeah so this lady Donna Johnson and her husband Vanner took DNA tests along with their two boys Vanner Jr and Tim Vanner Junior's 18 Tim is 12 his name is Vanner it is Vanner I like it that's Alabama name y she explained that they took the test on a whim to discover more about their Heritage let's find out some ████ it says we're from Su South Carolina but when they got the results back it showed that uh there well she thought there was a mistake so Vanner was the father of their eldest son but the results said that the father of the youngest was unknown oh s█████ damn when
2:31 she tried to figure out and remember what may have happened or like why that there was a problem she had a sickening Moment of clarity because she realized that there must have been an error at the IVF Clinic 12 years ago oh cuz she's like there's no way I haven't ████ I haven't cheated on you I was ████ test tubes and ████ like that wow from IVF so vaner and Donna from Salt Lake City met in high school and got married in 2003 they had their first son van vaner Jor and were excited have another child but hernia problems and surgery cause damage hernia can ████ up that ████ which made it impossible for the par to conceive naturally I thought her you on a woman yeah she can't do reverse cowgirl so you can't come IVF they they hand you a tube if you're a chick and then they go you need to ████ this until you come have to they
3:23 say that till you why do they have to come it's part of it it's biological part of it's hard to explain it's part of the it's part of the DNA Shing women come too Ryan that's why pregnancy is so hard why do they have to though they have to do it till they come they come at the same time part of DNA shedding they have to come at the same time as a technician no no the technician's coming too yeah so I hate happy to do this but so they had their first round of IVF in 2007 using Donna's eggs and Vanner sperm I'm going to keep saying Vanner time I see it Vanner Vanner the first round failed but that same summer they tried again with more success when their son Tim was born in August Donna said it felt like a miracle the boys look different but Donna brushed it off as many siblings look different not that different first mistake Vanner Jr was described as
4:14 having his dad's blue eyes and fair hair while Tim had Donna's dark hair and was sportier sportier yeah and he looked Polynesian don't say anything but came out with like a jersey on like what do you mean as home DNA testing had become more available the family decided to do their own test more about where they came from 6 weeks later the results came back and their lives have now forever been changed Donna said their denial quickly gave way to fear with the family wondering who's uh who Tim's biological dad could be and whether he could be taken away from them but thankfully aore was able to reassure the couple that they remain Tim's legal parents but for Donna it was difficult to watch Vander come to terms with the fact that him wasn't his biological child she said that he didn't act different around him
5:04 but she could tell he was in shock as a husband and wife came to terms with the Earth shattering news Donna said she sank into depression and struggled to focus at work as a teacher 12 years in I'm like that kid's mine now I don't give a ████ yeah I got a relationship with this ████ it's like that one famous girl that found out her stepen Tyler was her dad what's her name Liv Tyler yeah Liv found out that wasn't her Dad no it was her dad Tyler name no cuz she didn't she didn't know that that was her dad until later I I I don't know I did not know that I didn't know that either live Tyler didn't know that Stephen the there's another girl there's two sisters oh I forgot her name she's famous as ████ though well we definitely know Liv Tyler we know Liv Tyler yeah Liv Tyler has a sister may Mary Tyler no
5:54 the age difference so she's friends with her he's lived forever and they went to like a Steven Tyler concert and then after that because they all knew each other but Stephen Tyler he hooked up with this Playboy model popped this kid out she's also famous yeah you want to just look it up I really wanted to find it stepen Tyler daughter Playboy is a hell of a search and then type n and see what pops Playboy nudes I'm gay I'll help you I'm gay kid just 2024 hul Julia hul I mean oh it is live it is live she didn't know she was that was her dad until 11 oh really oh yeah but she was named Liv Tyler I don't think
6:45 she originally she was named Steven Teller Jr before that and they got like the same lips or same mouth it's like the world's easiest mystery okay so a counselor helped the couple work through the Revelation Donna said they decided to tell Tim the truth when he was 12 as they thought it could be worse if he found out as an adult so in October 2020 vaner took Tim out for ice cream to break the news that he wasn't his biological dad smart sandwich it ice cream ice cream I'm not your dad would you like more ice cream another scoop oh poor kid you going to finish that or you just going to cry are you just going to cry it's melting stop crying you're getting your tears on your ice creen Tyler's original name was run run grin and she changed it to Tyler
7:35 after she felt close all right best AR best arrow song go I don't want to close my eyes well that was about that was about her kid his kid right yeah that was about other daughter that was about the movie Armageddon it was about the other daughter serting realized that that means that Liv Tyler in Armageddon was listening to her father while she was making out with Ben Affleck yep wa that's a deep cut I didn't know that cuz that's when they're ████ yeah cuz they're maing hard well they put they put audio in during the editing no no no they're playing it live playing it live so she can hear her father it's yeah it's in her you don't know how to do movies that's why you haven't done your movie yet no that's true do movies better do movies better Anthony's a bully Bart does not do movies do movie better do movies the kid eventually did want to find and track down his
8:25 biological father and so obviously that the parents wanted to support and you know the help him out but it of course is an emotional thing for the actual father to be like yeah let's go find your other father but why do you want to find a ████ sperm bank donor right that's what it is right exactly go find your pops that was donated some that jiz in a cup on ████ Huntington Boulevard answer that I would assume that anybody would still want to like know true best part of Armageddon is when Bruce Will is sitting on the Rock and he's holding that switch thing and he says who's your daddy and he blows the thing oh yeah way to go the best way to go yeah he says who's your daddy he said who's your daddy th% says who's your Daddy it's swear of my life did I ever tell you guys a time that I ████ up a package for Steven Tyler a package yeah I used to work at
9:15 this water company in the in the shipping department uhhuh and they had a very special VIP which was stepen Tyler that was hella into ████ Conan water right m he love like you know he's all about when rockstars get old from all the coke that they do like they need to like feel young and healthy again so he got really into that ionized water so he had a special account with us all this and the CEO wanted to give him a special gift so he had this Pelican case where he can put the water on so when he goes on tour he had this ████ Aerosmith thing like like kind of wrapped on the Pelican case it was so sick so he told me to um ship this and I was like all right cool so I slapped a lock on it put a ████ UPS sticker on I didn't even wrap it up and I shipped it out and that ████ came to
10:07 Steven Tyler all ████ up banged up from the shipping and all that he was so pissed wait but it's a it's a case though exactly right people shipped um on like their Pelican case they would just slap locks on it and then send it right yeah it was brand new and it was like a gift so I I should have Bubble wrapped that ████ put it in a box yeah put it in different box and then shipped it out and then so like when I told the CEO the whole time he was just like yeah man those those ████ um he was trying to blame like the the the laborers and he goes they don't ████ think and I was like yeah they don't and I should have double checked because it was me that sent it out and I just fessed up to it and he was like his face was like oh it was you and I'm like yeah I'm sorry I just want to personally apologize and he goes oh well well it's
10:57 okay it's okay uh I think we could look we'll just make another one this time just ship it right yeah what a nice buff yeah but I guess um they made another one and like he actually came down I didn't get to meet him but he came down all this stuff they personally handed it to him all this ████ and I was just thinking the whole time I was like damn ████ stupid dude I should have wrapped it up I should have packed it nicely why didn't I that'd be funny if you ordered a Pelican case online and they just sent it to you like that too just slap a UPS sticker you're like man I slapped it right on top of the decal too I didn't give a ████ I was such a ████ employee dude I was like all right I'll ship it bam all right that's sh I'm done
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