0:00 my dad would be spreading my butt cheeks and my mom would just be waiting with a bottle of vinegar and I would feel a little like crawl up my butt and she go there it [Music] is so there's a guy in South Dakota who brings some meat to a family cookout uh but it wasn't just any meat human meat human was it wasn't human me oh thank godon dog it's actually not really that weird elk cat it is buff it's black bear kebabs okay I heard bear is kind of yummy though kind of has like a nice ring to it people eat bear kind of seems like it would be fine right he made them into kebabs ke it's poisonous no no no they're good uh but what here's what happened so uh once he acquired this meat he froze it in the freezer for
0:51 a month and a half uh after it was harvested in I guess Northern Saskatchewan and this is in South Dakota so not kind not that far um some of the family members at this cookout were eating the bear kebabs and then at one point they noticed like it kind of tasted undercooked oh uh so they grilled them again before resuming eating shortly after some of them started feeling symptoms like fever parites massive swelling of the eyes around the eyes what rabies it's not rabies it turns out five of the family members were diagnosed with something called uh freeze resistant worms dude ████ freeze resistant that's not good what is that I did not know that even existed that's a new that's something new which
1:41 which uh these worms after they enter your body they produce larvae that travel through the muscle tissue and organs and eventually settle in your brain of course they do turn you into zombies how you get them out and then how you get them out and the crazy thing is two of those five family members didn't even eat the meat so how did it get there they just ate the vegetables that were around it oh God cross contamination cross contamination yeah so quick freezer resistant are they also fire resistant cuz they were ████ Ser maybe it was undercooked it I think like the core of the meat hadn't been cooked what about the raw vegetables they didn't they forgot to grill those yeah yeah eating the raw Bel cuz usually that would kill the worms right the fire I don't know I'm ignorant I thought it would yeah so um crazy enough it turns
2:31 out that the black bears that are from Canada and Alaska that all of them have a 25% chance of having these worms oh why so it's a one in four that the bear that you're eating what were humans ████ eating dude how you supposed to cook it then well done I didn't know you have to eat bear well yeah I guess so maybe well done um D but it is a thing where to get rid of them it's it's actually not that hard there's just a pill you take that what it does is it starves the worms from being able to access sugar which is what they need they need the sugar and so that uh that'll just like kind of what if you just go keto why you got to eat why you got to take a medicine to eat a bear keto huh oh but yeah what were humans eating I don't think you take a medicine to eat
3:21 the bear I think if you get the worms you take the medicine you don't want to take it to eat the worms yeah yeah wait so too late too late to eat medicine if your eyes all puffy so we don't want to eat worms no you don't I think sometimes when you're already ████ up you can take some medicine to help you want extra you want extra cook I want to be preventative I don't want to eat and then figure out my he's like an Asian guy that's about to drink alcohol he like a worm condom yeah I want to put that in first and then I know everything's safe did you see that Joe Rogan clip about him eating a bear when it's like blueberry season the bears eat a ████ ton of blueberries and their meat is and it's sweet as ████ wow that's what made me want to eat Bear yeah that sounds like it makes a lot of sense and it sounds very good yeah so bears eating worms all the time then so the crazy
4:11 thing is that it's it's um your immune system can also naturally uh get rid of these worms too oh cool so we we're okay then how come these ████ didn't get rid of them I think uh it might take time wanted to get rid of them that day they want to get rid of do you see this it's kind of a problem don't worry your immune system will take care of it so have some swollen eyes have some more meat yeah get some character in your face a lot of the autoimmune diseases that we have is because our bodies used to fighting parasites and viruses on a regular but we're like extra sterile these days cuz we're not so that's why I have anti-un disorders worms on a regular we need to be ████ bodies need to be we got to
5:01 warm up I think we got to warm up warm up we do we need our immune system to be attacking parasites not us so we got to like get some parasites going let's parasite party yeah M don't cook the Blackberry meat all the way just eat it Sashimi just go straight to the worm just eat the worms just eat the worm leave the bear out of it just that good some straight to the bra brain yeah I feel the worms coming guys yeah I don't know my immune system's getting so good this I don't that is always crazy when I'm like seeing um like toddlers running around and they're ████ touching everything putting everything in their ████ mouths dropping their pacifier throwing it back in but the the parents are always to me obviously not as a parent I'm always like you
5:52 disgusting but the parents already just like whatever because they're like developing their immune system and it's going to happen anyway some parents some parents is like hand sanitizer everywhere weak ass ████ yeah then you just end up with a weak ass ████ that's not good yeah what did you guys do I let ta lick ████ door knobs and ████ I'm like you get sick that's you dude all door knobs well I saw him ████ we're at Disneyland and you know the handrails this one's just like although you know how when people touch that ████ maybe he had a iron deficiency you want to throw up that's on you man he was fine after right he was actually fine see he also stopped he also stopped he was like res God that's disgusting I like yeah what you is on these handrails hands kid the um there's a really uh a crazy video that kind of went around of this girl she was like a live streamer on kick or something and she would do like food delivery and just
6:42 kind of like film herself and then did she drop a towel when the delivery guy comes and stuff or is the the different video okay never mind different website hosting Joe different website she goes um there was a moment in the in the in the video where she was she kept her like little Chihuahua whatever dog in the back kind of jumping around with the stuff that she's delivering is back there too the dog at one point like put its butt on like a bag of food like a plastic bag and then you literally see like the dog had like worms or something and then the worms were on the bag and she delivered it like that damn why would she do that she's a ████ degenerate dude yeah she's gross yeah I forgot what happened from that but it was like a pretty big clip that was going around it was nasty God imagine you order something off
7:32 Postmates or you got worms dog worms dog worms yeah not even the cool kind dogs are gross you never know what people do with your food I know it's kind of at least now they seal it remember before they didn't do that yeah now they seal it oh my God I cook all my food you you do the worms yourself huh I give myself worms is it any you guys ever had worms hell yeah question but like sometimes this is yes I had kid I had as a kid sometimes every once in a while I had to ████ stick my butt up in the air while my mom poured vinegar in my you actually had worms yeah wait say this say it again can you just repeat that word for word a lot of my friends like dude we were dirty ass ████ kids you know eating what age did you have worbs I was in elementary school like second grade you had to say you had to sit so so I I kept having like a itchy butt and
8:24 then my parents like they know they're like oh you ████ have wor dirty know yeah and then so I mean they had what do you call it like home remedies for everything cuz they ████ grew up doing this ████ too and this is not like uncommon during the 90s show us what you had to do I just straight up butt ████ position with the right like that right and then my mom would just be there doing a Ki stand with the yeah did you my dad would be spreading my butt cheeks and my mom would just be waiting with a ████ bottle of vinegar and I would feel a little like crawl up my butt and she go there it is and then she would drop ████ vinegar in my ████ it works huh and then they would start coming out and then she would just ████ grabbing them oh
9:14 wow what are you doing the whole time just I'm just ████ going with it uh yeah were you yeah what was the feel like it okay well quiet she's like get in the bu ████ position Joe it was so itchy no it was so itchy that it ████ bothered the ████ out of me right but then when they crawl up there and then she pours the vinegar my ████ butthole will pulsate right so I'm like like that and she goes don't flex she's like don't flex you're closing the door stop coughing cutting their heads off yeah it is I'm like I can't control it it's stinging slurs the worm slurs the worm back up yeah the vinegar ████ stings my butthole can worms hold their breath like what happens if you go in a hot they're gasping for every time they come
10:04 out how many would come out I don't know I got to ask my mom I'm surprised you never told us the story before I'm I I've said the story before yeah yeah I'm I'm going call it I've never heard yeah me too this is a new one for me when you have you heard the story before I know that Joe had worms but I didn't know that's how he got rid of it I know he had worms but I don't remember this I didn't know that's all you have to do is put vinegar you got to keep the butthole open maybe yeah that's the hard part that's the trick apparently how you how' you do that I know she made a shot glass of ████ booty hole vinegar dude and this only happened one time and you were good no I I probably had a good two three times W and then my parents kept getting mad at me they're like what the hell are you doing are you freaking washing your hands after you play in the sandbox how many how you get worms you keep getting them how do you get butle worms I don't know but I apparently it's common for watch read this ████ dude
10:56 yeah is it common for you have more info than I could find common for kids to get worms in their ass is it common forid I don't think you write kids getting worms in their ass no do that on your computer threadworm is common in preschool and school aged children thread worm causes very annoying itching in the area between a child's but do it's easy to treat threadworm with the right medication the child must first get in the butt ████ position type in home remedies type in home remedy home just home remedy I don't know if they made that ████ up but we could vinegar dude they ████ poured vinegar on my ass what about rice wine you think that would work yeah probably it was mine or ████ rice wine but then like but then how far in are the worms that vineger on the surface of your hole is going to get them all oh it's going in the hole but I don't know these worms got to be like kicking it at the top then Ki they crawl out get some oxygen no they crawl out
11:47 yeah they're probably trying to get out they cuz you would think to really get it they got to base you dude they're they're going through a long journey huh I got to ask my mom they got to inseminate you with vinegar I'll give you an update [Music]
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