0:00 I saw like five black ants jump one red ant before there you go probably have to is one took took his [Music] Jordans so Ryan did you ever play a game called Age of Empire no never did you never you never play this ████ oh this ████ was so good of course it's a Joe game that's such a Joe game it's such a Joe game so Joe you imagine ja Warcraft but instead of being Orcs And humans it's just human all right imagine red alert but it's not communist thank it's just ancient humans it's Japanese nationalist so there's feal feudal Japan you could be Egyptian I never like the Egyptian even though they were very powerful cuz they look
0:50 like whack which one were you mostly I like the Japanese obviously I had to represent my folks and you start in the feudal time so you love that ████ I love that you don't even get out I love the Viking ████ cuz you know I like Vikings Thor stuff you know mhm but all the other cultures pretty weak looking yeah the very weak which one was the weakest Egyptian yeah Egyptians look weak love it were there ancient like Native American type people yeah well I like those guys too but then they didn't evolve that much so like they didn't have pyramids and stuff like that did you guys know that this game Age of Empires is being used by Australia to try to simulate ant War Warfare War so did you guys know that ants actually have wars with each other crazy Wars and we don't really we can't really un we don't necessarily understand all of the inner workings of how ants have combat
1:42 like but they actually do kind of have similar uh tactics to what or at least we have maybe copied some of those uh over the years or they kind of match up because that's how you do Warfare I saw like five black ants jump one red ant before there you go probably have to is it one of those took his SHO [Laughter] took his Jordans cuz the red one was ████ huge and all the other on were small they're ████ jumping his ass ████ they killed him I didn't watch the whole video so using this game right AG of Empires they they built armies and Battlegrounds of different sizes and shapes and then watched the ants fight and mapped out the results on like a heat map wow wow cool yeah they was like they should have used Starcraft instead cuz ants can fly too yeah and build uh you know cannons and stuff yeah and they
2:33 find space and stuff no but the aliens look like the ants they could have used Sim ant that's already a game yeah dude ant farms are very interesting yeah you ever watched those videos yeah dude I think they're ████ pretty tight cuz it's the nerdiest ████ ever right imagine you have an ant farm you're like dude you get beat up for having one of those did your school have one there's nerdier things but I looked at it and I'm like I could watch this all day ant farms are are really fun to watch really they're really good they're really fun when they get filled with molten that's my ████ molten aluminum dude that s███'s pretty cool I love that ████ they take that ████ out oh my god when I when it's summertime and I'm killing ants all ████ week long I watch that ████ at night and I pound my dick to it the best bro I hate ants we should get ant farm for the ants or mosquitoes oh mosquito dude mosquitoes got to go go
3:24 hate mosquito there's no isn't there like no ecosystem benefit to having mosquito no to kill people that's why Bill Gates is making more of them we got one of those electric zappers in in the gym cuz we get mosquitoes sometimes and nothing gets our rocks off when you hear did you know that why we have mosquitoes finally in Vegas cuz Bill Gates Bill Gates been injecting them with Co to give it give us Co y but it's actually because we've been monsooning much more precipitation than we usually have right they have another breed of mosquitoes that they found in 2016 yeah where they come from where did they come from but it's not Co mosquitoes but they've been multiplying in the Vegas area and there's been more water puddles cuz it hasn't been as dry yeah hopefully it dries up soon yeah so
4:14 then they die y but there's a lot more there's dude when it was sunset the other day we were just like what the ████ is happening dude this never happens we need to figure out mosquitoes one of them got in our house that's been ████ Nicky up nonstop same one huh get electric rocket dude he's alive still I'm getting a bite every night damn they all show up during the um Sunset I feel like during the sunset they all like just start ████ feeding sunrise and sunset as you get your ankles wrecked yeah ankles are destroyed Annihilation I get and they chill cuz it's too hot they're like it's hot ████ hate mosquitoes ████ mosquitoes if we could figure out a way to kill them all we millionair ants could be I I'm down with I like them but then the activists are going to come out and like block the freeway over they could be ████ swimming in a nest in the
5:04 mosquitoes dude if you defend mosquitoes you should be run over by a car you should be ████ yeah you should be their food um so you guys know that ants are an invasive species especially in Australia they they sort of really yeah and they're at war with each other uh and so they're trying to understand more about how they fight one another so that they can help cuz they spend hundreds of millions of dollars every uh year to eradicate them hundreds of millions yeah so trying to understand more of how they move and how they migrate using a game like Age of Empires is maybe going to help them like better that's a sick ass way for someone in the office to just try to play games that's what I'm saying it's sick guys now I got to use NBA Jam to see how these guys are fighting so we're we're going to have to and then they they start to stretch it a little bit to see what they can get away with like we're going to have to play
5:54 Tekken um for a couple of weeks for hand toand combat is actually way more sophisticated than we thought and and then they they have their their annual and they're like I think I deserve a raise I'm playing a lot of ████ Mortal Kombat 2 put a lot of hours in like Tekken was really really helpful but we need to deepen the research so Killer Instinct is on the maybe it's old caliber I don't know Killer Instinct gold we've been playing Killer Instinct regular it's like kind of like we we want better graphics we can understand what the ants are going to do dude if that's what this whole thing's about that's genius that's what I'm saying dude that's genius hope I don't buy any of this ████ I don't buy Age of Empire don't you have to like build like like a like a like a school for your town or something like that and it's this one of those G I think you have to build an Empire you ever yeah you got you got to educate the the people dude you ever play Civilization is the same thing the OG same ████ but
6:44 that's the OG one where like you're playing and then you realize like holy ████ it's 5: in the morning yeah oh see so you do know Age of Empires I didn't play Age of Empires but I played civilization family I haven't played it is it the same same ████ you go into war looks like it yeah when was the last time you played Age of Empire I Haven to be honest I haven't played games for at least five years good for you I know is Age of Empire like a very modern it's old bro I played Sims 3 probably like a week ago did you I'm sad I still play it I can't play games you do disasters on your own ████ no no not in Sims do disasters oh dude you just click the button at the top you say Alien Invasion Alien Invasion for S you can like what what happens when you have Alien Invasion oh it ████ up your city it's a way to challenge yourself to see if you can recover from a disaster oh is that what it's for technically what it's for I just said I just want to see it burn
7:34 see if you can maintain manage resources of your City to recover after like a mass fire or something wait Sim City Sim City yeah is there a CO option but I do know disaster there's tornado in the update yeah I do no disasters for Sim City cuz I just want to grow the city and make money no boring I I just want to be a city developer you know it's interesting though because you have to handle taxes for like the people oh ████ yeah it's pretty sounds like tons of fun yeah that's why I turned it all the way on very easy mode destroy all my ████ but the idea of someone using a game to get better at their job like this such ████ can you imagine going into City Hall and everyone's playing Sim City and City Hall yeah maybe the city would actually operate better you would probably just have to watch the ants right that's how you get better at that job so dude I mean the funny thing is that the the the reason why it's so
8:25 ridiculous because there's games like cityscape or like there's a lot of city- based games that are good games because they have real City people Consulting to make the game so to do it the other way around is so Dume well D but think about it it's like it took a guy doing his job to make the game think about this you're in Australia it's probably hot as ████ ████ and you're like let's make some ████ up we can stay inside and play games all day yeah they don't want to go outside and test ████ ass apples you're the scientist you're like I'm the expert we need to be playing like ████ Modern Warfare 3 dude they just want to run they just want to run up F all happened the reason this whole thing happened a guy got caught at work I'm daring it for work and they're like it's not what it looks like he got caught and he's like that's his story and then the supervisor that's remarkable he's like he's like we've been ████ up with these ants I just thought we'd approach it in a new way exactly yeah he like and it just got blown out of proportion now
9:16 it's on Daily Mail and they're like the Liberals are out of control I go watch an an farm for a while did you guys not like my take when I said they were interesting um we just didn't think it was a little exting did you do you actually watch do you actually watch him though cuz I watch it and I'm like this is fascinating and I want to ████ up the guy just because I have to out of principle yeah but then you know what other ████ was dope too the the ████ planetarium ████ the planetariums dude they just make up a whole jungle and it's like a fish tank and then the like the guys that are into fish tanks that oh dude I've seen the guys make mini ones like in mini mini little tiny bottles fish tank oh yeah the eems yeah that ████ is cool have you seen the ████ using gasoline to kill ████ wasps what G yes they get
10:06 like a cup full of gas and then they just go up like this and then the vapors just make the Ws just start dropping yeah the second the cup goes there all of them fall and they die right away W and I saw one this morning that had like millions of ████ views on Tik Tok is like the second he did that he like drained out the gas put them all out but because all the Wasps were dead and full of gasoline he liit that ████ and he had bonfire of was wow I wonder which street fighter that guy had to play to figure that out which Super Mario yeah that was a yoga flame Mario Sunshine Mario Sunshine Luigi's [Music]
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