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Debating the Next Careful Boy

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0:01 dancers man they can't be loyal to nobody they're out here going tank just so friendly with each other how you going to choose when you guys have to do like a Car Lot grand opening right and then they book The Quest Crew the kjas and everybody how you going to like decide which one to go with hey man at least we hav't moved to Hawaii act like we're Islanders got him got him got it got [Music] it welcome back to careful Bo today we are debating who the next careful boy would be if we were to add a careful boy out outside of our extended family well no cuz we have subin Colleen no anyone in the in the so the seventh one who would be the seventh one yeah the seven and it can't be can can's banned from this oh yeah cannot be can be a careful

0:51 bar yeah you do yeah you do yeah you do okay you're so I think one you can't show up anymore I think they one they got to be stupid enough to be so they got to be dumb enough to get a tattoo so I think subin I think sub he'll 100% get tattoo he'll get one he's a careful boy he probably already has one subin's riding the Tyson bed with us today really yeah that's kind of he paid for the fees yeah 100% subin I think all right this video's over do you think don't forget to like subscribe see you guys in the next video Christian Christian Lopez would do it too Christian Lopez Christian Lopez yeah he's so ████ down he's down he's been down forever are his legs exposed what do you mean exposed I mean he probably can wear shorts why you looking at me like that oh you I know who you're

1:41 talking about now yeah oops is that not an appropriate question what does that mean though I don't know how' you take it I don't know I'm trying to ask process it in words what is exposed like he you wear shorts like should there be like an initiation process you know what yeah tattoos other than the tattoos like easy there's people like tattoos regardless that's true but for some people it's a pretty big deal me and Steve had to take the biggest bullet you know how many Japanese clients I work with dude I can't sign these deals cuz I got Japanese on my shin how am I how am I supposed to explain this to them what does your shin saying out on deals is pretty funny for that I love how like people back then were like how are you ever going to get a job with tattoos oh yeah now it's so normalized that it's like no one ever thinks that you know now people are lasering It Off really

2:31 yeah they're like oh I'm tired everyone has one now they're trying to like laser it off now tattoos's lost its Edge for me it just feels like costume like style it's just fashion that's why removery makes so much money now that company is everywhere now it's the one that rock works for you mean the that looks painful Australia that's what she does for work and tattoo tattoo quality is so much better if you got anything 10 years ago it sucks ass really compared to compared going that's pretty true what do you mean by that like it fades faster no just like now like people's realism the quality of how they do the art got better the lines got better it looks like a second graders drawing versus like someone that went to Art School like that dude what if you and your military buddy got like a chick with big tits holding a gun or something that would have been sick I know we all had to get that we should we should have got that on our sh give us a reason you

3:23 know yeah when are you going to get your uh follow when are you going to get your Trump back piece with the whole ticket probably in in Vegas okay yeah I thought you were going to do it like the Mount Rushmore style but it was like Trump Elon yeah RFK Tulsi yeah I am going to do it but I have to find a good spot we are you going to put Vivic or no I'm decided okay we'll see how he does yeah are you going to put John Wayne gayy I'll put D the clown dink the clown put Gold Dust got to do it like this like No Limit dude that ████ is the best man yeah but you're going to have like all the different Trump camp and then have a back piece I think Christian Lopez is honorary H Christian you're honorary he been supporting since day one and he's so funny like and his F shows up yeah like when we opened up uh

4:13 um June and Garden Grove when he heard about that news he was like oh hell yeah finally a place I could get to in my wheelchair wait you had a bunch of inaccessible June bees before no you see you see the way Christian Lopez looks right no they had WS but they were do you know you know who Christian Lopez is yeah I know he is his neck is sideways yes his neck is sideways to go anywhere he needs a ramp into a customade minivan so he tells me anything he does is a pain in the ████ ass he needs his mom he needs to do all that ████ right so to go anywhere it sucks ass so it's cool that he can just go to Garden Grove and then get Irvine got to make that sound he wait I thought he came to our Irvine one have you met him before that's what it sounds s like when he's coming at you yeah that's what it does sound like yeah it sounds like when he's coming at you yeah

5:04 when he's coming at you when he's coming at you he coming in your direction he goes and to Garden Grove wow dude I don't know if I would have done that I don't know about that I don't think he came to I don't think he came to Garden Grove no he went to Irvine but he's happy about the Garden Grove one cuz it's wheelchair distance to his house oh so he doesn't have to get in the van and go to get in the van pull out the ramp have his mom Drive do all that stuff I get why Anthony was asking if he has exposed shins what are you talking about so you get the T I was asking about initiations no the Expos Shin so you get he's honor he's awesome yeah he's honor for sure what do we do with the with the ladies what do we do with Colleen and uh and no girls allowed dude careful boys dude that's what I was going to ask she needs to get she need she needs to transition Remember The Little Rascals remember um what was it that girl's name in her crew there was The Little Rascals and then uh ████ what's his name Al

5:56 Alpha Al Alpha yeah he started like getting into that what and it was like all girls all boys right what was the girls Cruise name oh I don't remember but they had a whole thing too they had like a whole Clubhouse and everything yeah if we just gave Colleen a mustache that would be good I don't know cuz I was going to say that we could create a girl crew name that's like careful girls or whatever but like something more creative a ring doesn't have if comes in here she ain't going to get tattoos dude she's a boy she a boy that's it dude if she's not going to get that tattoo she's got to come in here with ████ seven no ma'am shirts from ████ mared with children to gift us no ma'am no ma'am is great you know and then she's got to get the tattoo and she has to transition and she's got to tell me that she likes all of my tattoos and she has to transition and then she'll be a careful boy that's

6:46 top of the list for me she has a transition she has to have he him pronounce I think on her Instagram for like cuz we recognize that we we do we do I just learned a term this morning no neop penis or Neo vagina what's that explain oh like the Cy is that a neo-nazis dick the cyborg on it's like it's like it's not fully formed yet so like let's say they just they just flipped your balls inside out and it's about to be a vagina but it's not a full vagina they call it a Neo vagina damn so I don't take no neop penises from Colleen it's got to be a real one yeah fully formed full neop penis and where where no like body kit no wheels you need body kit and wheels together question what where were you learning about this don't ask questions dude yeah m ████ business biology news from Tik Tok I learned ████ okay

7:38 from DC Dro I'm very well-versed in both left and right things no I'm not going to put that do Neen what was that thing on Google where you said like he ████ it show me something maybe that's what BART did I'm feeling lucky yeah I'm feeling lucky this is show me something it just sounds like they mutilated your balls though yeah the all the comments are like wait you just mean wound care that's oh no really ouch cuz I guess now they're training OBGYNs to like know how to look at Neo vaginas and then they're like but there's no uterus and there's no ovaries so you're just talking about a wound there's no like vaginal yeah they're like so you just mean wound care specialist and that is a wound itself you know who I Nom hurts my feelings I nominate Jason chenny cuz I think he'll get the tattoo you think Jason get the tattoo honestly

8:28 he probably would I think he would but he'll be like but you have to show me your penis and then I'll show you mine I guess that'll be the initiation is they have to see all of our dicks but what if he's got a Neo penis I don't know that's that's a rle bar made of yeah yeah yeah I already saw his penis what do you think show was it Neo he texted it to me all right well he I guess he text it to Nick text it to Nick so we know it's true can you describe it no cuz what happened was David told me he shows people his penis so I was like I just did a I thought it was a stupid like kindergarten joke you know where you stick your thumb through the fly I was like hey Jason I heard you send people this he goes I do and then he sent me the real thing I was like oh ████ were you were you excited a little bit or were you just I was like no this guy's he's a man of his word yeah and I respect that that's how he act is he like trying to get reviews like what's the what's the take what's I think he just likes being friendly with people he

9:19 thinks it's bonding it's like it's bonding yeah it's Max bonding closer like now you have dirt on me I have dirt on you you know he's got a thumb of Bart yeah he I'm a decent human being yeah but at some point Bart I'm sending sex files did you you didn't send it back you didn't send your dick back only that's kind of messed up kind of ████ up it's a lot of trust honestly you should go do that right now I'll do it in person I rather do it in person he's probably thinking about it a lot right now I'm more of a person kind ofir you're more of air Dr you think he just sits there looking at his phone waiting for the BART notification yeah I do no I'm not a texter I'm more of a inperson communicator you know what I will say though in terms of a uh new adding a careful Bo thing once we do our Vegas expansion would probably be the most appropriate time your Vegas team yeah because adding something right now would be like well seven chairs is always a tricky thing but like when we have to

10:12 like you know once a quarter with Nick you know once a quarter so you have to get a new new Nick over there what's a financial quarter yeah fiscal quarter out of fiscal Nick the possible people in Las Vegas who is a potential runner up what do you mean people we don't even know I think the bench is a little thin over there all well I mean so I'm saying who we know is ████ ant ma dude we have a just kidding we have ta you'll probably get the tattoo what about Gino you think goo will pop on we have she won't get the tattoo and no girls dude no ████ girls man they don't get it they're just Party Poopers Chad and uh ████ Charlie MH there's no more KES either no more dancers huh no more dancers no more

11:03 ████ we have Graham Stef oh no he won't do it he won't getto I already asked him if he would if he would be down to like do episodes but I think one of the people that you guys would really get along with is slops M who's that guy name Sops McGee he from R Ryan's producer for all the mustach dude yeah the mustache guy slops McGee slops McGee sounds that is he lives in sounds like a good pickup he lives in Henderson or something steal him from the Ryan crew from no there's no Ryan crew anymore they're done yeah what does Ryan I just know he liverson he's just living life man I saw him but he can only come in if he dresses exactly like you with your mustache and stuff so that it feels like and we just call him Ryan brother no he's like you guys he's his humor everything is like exactly what he doing with Ryan then he's not there's no more Ryan team he does his own thing now

11:54 do you think he Ryan hio would get sad that his team is being poached by us was like a decade ago that that was a long time ago he started working with dricks a lot more afterward yeah but you know we're we're more of a real gang like we don't hop around like these YouTubers I will tell you why you would want Chad on the crew though well one because then he's going to give you a discount on production fees and then two two he's the other guy who could put in bets for us sick I do like that he bets bets and he's a rider he's a really good better he's a rider what do you mean what's a good better a good better is this so you know when we watch a fight yeah we already place our bets right yeah mid fight he adds extra ████ so it's like imagine your pizza comes and he's just throwing random toppings on it so he'll be like he'll be like hey I know we bet on this guy what about him winning in

12:44 the second round though and like for $2 at a time who's doing a $2 bet just keeps everything ████ he was doing that ████ during the NBA um the allstar game pop bets right he's like right now he's like if you put in a dollar you could win 40 Grand if they win like yeah but bro I don't think they're going to win Maybe we're like how about no money he's like we just do push-ups then whoever loses we're doing 20 push-ups so it's just so all the stakes are just like and then he also sometimes I'll bet I'll bet on paray with them I'll bet on parlays with them and then we'll lose like a $50 bet and I'm like damn dude we lost that one he's like hey I didn't tell you about this one but I made a hedge bet for us so we got our money back and you're just like I like that one I like that or or then sometimes he'll just send me an Apple cash of like 20 bucks why and they be like what what is this and he' be like I put in a $5 bet for us that was a

13:34 sure win wow I'm like okay just on betting alone he a camera boy yeah I agree can we can we call him cool can cool can cool can oh that's funny cuz we have two porotic now one Vegas one La his name's not even can that's so ████ can cuz everybody needs that cat is a porotic my we said and and he's ████ uh bartender licensed oh he said no dancers but he doesn't come across as a dancer he's a bartender he's a filmmaker like such a Negative no he comes across as like a decent human oh my God that just so happened to Preposterous but we do have I feel like this is really the home of dance

14:24 refugees when they just have nothing else like to do in life this is the place yeah but okay subin's a ████ dancer okay he's also a hair cutter subie subie also has 20 jobs he's a part of his crew he's part of my crew but suban does everything he's like yeah he shoots guns he production Chad gets added then there's two guys from Quest there's two guys from K and two guys from porotic holy ████ but he's he's a hood Hopper though he's an ineter isn't he a yeah see ████ dancers man they can't be loyal to nobody they're out here going a tank CR and ████ it's the most just so friendly with each other can you imagine anybody being like I'm a Army Marine Navy and a ████ Coast Guard and a ████ post man you can't do all that at once that guy would be he'd have his own statue it's impossible after the Marines I didn't want to join the Army or Air Force though oh you did see Hood

15:16 Hopper dude yeah but you can't do it simultaneously why you doing 10 boot caps at once that's true that's that's illegal dude how you going to choose when you guys have to do like a Car Lot grand opening right and then they book The Quest Crew the kindas and everybody how you going to ████ like decide which one to go with hey man at least we hav moved to Hawaii act like we're Islanders yeah got him got him got him got him wck wck wood wood wood D oh dude she mind is blown I don't think we're going to last dude fting already there's inting you turned your back on you turned your back on moment Time 1 2 3 4 standing

16:08 is that's all funny see your hands your hands no he's not ready no it off get back up Hood hop and [Laughter] accusations I'm not loyal to La anym no but Hawaii they accepted me so I have to join a different tribe I'm also mad about the haai train incident what do you mean the funding oh you're passionate about that very passionate oh yeah yeah yeah do your family actually give a ████ do they do they complain about it no we don't talk politics oh SM no there's hell of people that are mad all right so we got Chad we got subin we got who else who else we got cleen dude no girls no girl it's got to be okay what's the criteria got Jeremy sarami they have to get the tattoo

16:59 someone who's will do you think Chad or Charlie's willing to get the tattoo Charlie's not in the conversation Chad is Chad is wait Charlie's not in the conversation she not in the conversation I think Charlie okay on camera Charlie's pretty entertaining Charlie hasn't even been on the show Once yeah he edit no but I know him outside ofed I I know I've I've collabed with him on just kidding film stuff and I think on camera he's a very entertaining guy but I haven't done JK news with him hey Lawrence Lawrence Lawrence cow Lawrence would he get the tattoo Vera Lawrence C I think I don't think Lawrence is down to stoop to our level no he's pretty down here in a lot of different ways yeah you know what I love is Mayor Ron dude but he lost but mayor Ron got third place he says I know but I love him that's good for first time running for anything pretty good third place I call

17:51 him May Ron now I don't care and when see the funding spread his funding wasn't anywhere do you see the person who got like number one their funding was crazy how much they have I was like half a mill or so it was pretty big yeah it's nice and it was only like did you count the votes it's like Ron got 11,000 votes the winner got 36,000 it's like yeah yeah it's not that crazy not a lot of people vote over there in nerd mine huh numbers are low yeah turnout's pretty low you saw the you saw the numbers I did yeah I went and looked it up this morning cuz I was like did he win I will was it two Democrats and then one Republican it's all nonpartisan oh is what it says I see yeah for the sake of the conversation we shouldn't reach too far and like just think of new people cuz then that's disrespectful to the people that put in a lot of time like who that's true like the subin oh yeah but wouldn't it be funny if we got

18:41 Mike song in here and then we treat him so much better than you and we're like he's like the best I think that would be really that's normal I think that would be really that's expected that happened last time he here we brought him here we call him entrepreneur instead of dancer oh my God we just give him so much respect to ████ flowers as a chef he made noodles my why I left JK videos me in Hawaii as an Islander you're you're welcome anytime to the AA damn what a coastline that's tight man that's cool that's a local Hawaiian I'm totally embracing you you know what the funny thing is he's probably like the most Hawaii person here but then him CU that's the most of the roots right you got found wait weren't you born there or no no no no no just conceived my friend conceived oh they oh so the spurm and the Egg was

19:32 met in Hawaii yeah that's why I got the seashell in my ears only you know oh yeah where were you born La uh Santa Ana oh they came over at the e8th month because my Dad was supposed to come over by himself which he did but then my mom like just needed to be with him so I was supposed to be born there my my sister was born there they got uh my parents met got married there half of our family you kind of wish you were born there a little bit I love California but like for the sake of this conversation absolutely Absol time it would just make you seem so much cooler yeah yeah I get it I get it I'm you could have had something way like better like yeah but you choose Santa Anna as your identity I chose it yeah yeah I chose it in the womb when I introduce you to people I'm going to tell people that you're from Hawaii yeah you're from Maui the island of Maui that's sick you want to be from Maui that's do I got married to Maui see cool

20:24 guy got some Roots You Got You engaged in y wow oh the one that closed down but you were shot at the time probably don't remember I got married in aahu local brother marriage certificate is is the state of Hawaii local I'll I'll one up all you guys I had my I had my honeymoon in Hawaii local brother damn I guess you what did you do in Hawaii what did you do in Hawaii I don't know I sang at a church shut up damn you guys are way more local than I am we're way more local than suban that's for sure this guy probably local MOS well cuz local he probably don't even know what that is he's not he's a ████ immigrant dude s he's an illegal immigrant let's call

21:15 dude that's the funniest threat dude hey you're not going to really call Ice on me

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