0:00 the trailer looked great and I I uh it worked on me I want to see Michael Robbie and hot outfits I want to see Ryan Gosling in hot outfits I never heard you sound so straight [Music] be honest Nick you can watch the new Barbie movie I you know what I saw it I saw the trailer for it and I got excited that I want to watch it I like Barbie I didn't know what it was gonna be about and I was like what the ████ is the Barbie movie but what's the premise Margot Robbie is hot they find out that they're like um yeah they're dolls they're gonna go to the real world oh it's like an existential yeah yeah so it's kind of cool but like if there's a lot of the trailer looked great and I I I uh it worked on me I want to see Michael Robbie in hot outfits
0:50 I want to see Ryan Gosling in hot outfits I never heard you sound so straight seems a little manufactured are you being paid well Are You Gonna Save Anthony Lee I for sure am because Nina's been talking about it forever she's like you're gonna go watch with me my lady want to go watch why does she want to watch it because they girls like Barbie right but I thought like the bar move I don't know maybe I'm ignorant but it seems like this is for kids because I think it I think it has to be a little right it's a little for kids but I think so I'm like why would grown women want to watch it because it's nostalgic but Ninja Turtle we're all watching that gig the only dudes are nostalgic chicks don't give a ████ about that girls are not nostalgic like if we if bye like the mall and you see a giant Nerf gun oh my ████ God that's crazy
1:40 right girls I don't think they would freak out over ████ I don't know giant skip it in the middle of Applause skip this because that's what girls want to play with no dude it's the it's like uh like hello like Hello Kitty the following behind Hello Kitty is you have like grown ass women following for Hello Kitty is a little bit bigger than Nerf guns bro no one's being a fan over skip it I I like it was tight if I did see a skip it I would get nostalgic but check if there's a skip it ████ movie Reddit thread my drawers right now I have at least three ninja turtle things at least right Geo who played with Barbies as a kid has zero Barbie ████ does he don't have any Barbie ████ no she has no Barbie ████ the spinach is not nostalgic that's what I'm talking about and even less skippits does tip
2:31 have any Barbie ████ no no see like girls aren't as nostalgic with like toys as dudes are maybe she just wants to see Ryan Goss in his abs or some ████ I don't know nah she don't want to say she don't want to see that that's what she says she said that's true because the only kind of girls that do do that are the new like geeky anime like cosplay like those girls are into that dude doesn't want to see the Barbie movie I don't think so Geo don't play with Barbie she don't have anything from her childhood bro could you imagine Geo as a kid playing with Barbies she was probably playing with Skippers I bet she didn't play with no I I just I don't see oh you know what you're all right I rarely see chicks have ████ as an adult that they had as a kid or you know what a lot of guys do once they have enough money and they grow up they buy the things they couldn't get like you got a DeLorean right like girls don't do that think about the when when girls were playing with Barbies and stuff back then what
3:21 were they really playing with themselves oh they were like doing their hair they were buying clothes they still do that ████ too yeah that's true that's whereas us we were trying to fight crime and ████ like that with our ████ imaginations but we ain't doing that ████ it's not nostalgic so I'm like what makes them want to watch the movie because the whole time they were playing with the dolls it was the movie yeah in their minds yeah that's true and now it's manifesting into the screen I think that's true because the big thing about Barbie is not necessarily the Barbie dolls but is the ability to play dress up with it right I think that's the big thing of it and I feel like my lady also she plays dress up bro she is the Barbie now she's the Barbie you don't need a Barbie when you become the Barbie you know the other day she's been on this kick of buying Coral ████ like like earrings or some ████ and the seashells seashell earrings and then she
4:11 was looking at it on eBay and I was looking at her like shopping and I was like how many pairs of seashell earrings you got she's like five and I was like I so why are you shopping for more seashell here dude you're trying to get kicked out of the house bro yeah it was just a playful banter you can't ask rational questions but it's just playful banter at that point but yeah no really though the girls they are Barbie they live that life that's why they're probably wanting to watch the movie for more like life inspiration yeah you know what I mean because they're also seeing that come to life there hasn't been a live-action Barbie movie right no ever no ever so I don't know she got me though she's like she's like you want to watch it I was like I mean if you really want me to watch I'll watch she's like but you know Margot Robbie's in it and I was like you right she's trying to use that as leverage for you she knows it's gonna work yeah is it gonna work this guy
5:02 already just said it he thought he was kidding no I don't even straight no you know how me and my friends used to play with our friends Barbies no put them in our pants what are you next with it when you're a kid you just they live in your pants you just put it inside and you walk around with it and it was hilarious and then and then you you go in the backyard and you rub the hair in dog ████ and then you give it to the little sister and they are really mad and it's so funny okay it's American style yeah fun I mean when we're like fourth grade third grade oh okay now I wasn't a full-grown adult oh okay yeah you know you're just exploring the world
5:52 yeah but I think the funniest thing was watching my friend go hey watch you wanna see something funny and he gets the Barbies and he calls his sister over and then he rubs the head in Kaka so ████ up and he goes here you go and she goes oh and then like I was standing there and I was oh my god I've never I don't have a little brother or sister now I know why my brother bullied me because I never cried laughing so hard while I felt bad I didn't know what to do yeah and then you were just laughing so hard and I was like that's so bad and I couldn't I couldn't do it but he told me he's like just do it so I grabbed another Barbie and another doll and I rubbed the poo poo on the head and then
6:43 I and I was like couldn't stop laughing yeah he felt alive huh yeah but I was like how old is third grade like I don't know eight eight years old yeah like I don't know if they pay homage to that in the Barbie movie Margot Robbie gets her head stuck you know you know how like those videos come out of like this is what I wish I had a big brother and I'm like no you ████ don't oh yeah dude no you don't you have no idea what's this meme that's going around about people buying tickets to Barbie and Oppenheimer at the same time I honestly think it's the sickest ████ marketing move for Barbie yeah because like you wouldn't again unless it's like a anomaly and a truly a phenomenal movie which it totally could be but like at the end of the day you already know that Oppenheimer by Christopher Nolan with that ████ star-studdy cast is
7:34 guaranteed to be like a box office Mega hit attempt like it's like for the record books type ████ but then you put Barbie in such high contrast on the same opening day and now everybody talks about Barbie no matter what Barbie's marketing though has been so freaking omnipresent yeah you cannot get away from it everywhere you look and that's probably why like all our ladies want to watch this is yeah because women fall for marketing really easy they fall for it all the time have you seen those ████ shampoo commercials seashell earrings they're the biggest purchasers of the world yeah they feel like Barbie's gonna take so hard you think so no way tank harder than the flash because plus the brand of Barbie is so powerful they've never done anything like this I
8:24 think Will Ferrell's in it yeah I don't think that brand matches the demo is what I think I think the brand hits Barbie's been around since so long so you can you're gonna hit ████ moms all the way to Chile how many of those moms have Barbie pajamas no but how many of those moms have daughters and if a daughter wants to watch it the whole family has to go because the kid can't go as a minor oftentimes right so you're getting a demo that's like the family demo that works with the with the mom you're hitting Lego Movie demo I think yeah because I feel like it's dudes marketing and strategizing on how they think women think but I don't think women think the way dudes do you know I think for dudes it's like oh a ninja turtle be so ████ sick and so let's apply that to women yeah but I
9:15 don't think women think that way you know what I'll say it's very rare my wife is like like we go see this movie yeah but everyone's half Little Mermaid pajamas Little Mermaid pictures Rock the way dudes dude she don't got a little more mermaid pajamas but another time what I was surprised where I was like oh you want to see that it was when she was like can we go see a little mermaid please and I go oh okay I guess we'll see on that so I think so both your wives are like we need to go see and very rarely does she say can we go to the movies rarely she be falling asleep on all the movies oh bro I try to show my white movies exactly she's just ████ it's also who's in the movie and the budget of the movie yeah do you know what the budget is by chance no I mean I just know that it's a it's like an A plus movie because if it was live action yeah and then it was like current Pamela Anderson million oh ████
10:07 Pamela Anderson yeah I don't think No One's Gonna they're gonna blow past that they've had tons of Barbie movies that are like straight to ████ oh yeah yeah streaming but nobody's watching that but this is like it's a moment yeah nine mil I mean a nine figure is a big budget Oppenheimer was also a hundred million dollar budget they're gonna spit the same money as a Christopher Nolan movie whoa what's Oppenheimer bro I'm telling you watch the trailer the trailer got me for the really okay it makes me worry about open Timer yeah right 100 million yeah because they spent it all on having a real bomb right they blew it up we'll see if I am wrong Oppenheimer looks tight though oh yeah I mean Christopher I want to see that well when I saw that trailer I was like whoa this looks crazy this is Barbie dude for both actually honestly for both tell you
10:58 right now why it's not gonna tank wow because they already showed that Barbie bowed their head to China remember they put a map in the movie that was uh the China version of the division of the sea yeah so you already know they're marking it heavily that's actually what this article is supposed to be about but we were just having so much fun talking about Barbie it's how Vietnam is Banning the Barbie film in Vietnam because of the disputed map of China South China Sea claim wow is uh Barbie I thought popular in China that's a wild move but it's a normal move I think that's the thing I don't know it's very potential okay you know if they bought it as a kid oh I don't know the the younger generation anymore it's just you know girls always buy adults and Barbies but that not just American uh Barbie but they also you know
11:49 purchased dolls from other cultures too so I don't doll culture in general out there is pretty like unique yeah like girls be dressing up like dolls and stuff exactly so I remember growing up and Japan had its own like Barbie type I think it was called um Erica or something like that it wasn't Kimiko no princess Kimiko come on but it was like a Japanese girl version of the Barbie doll oh yeah that's that's right if I saw some girls in China collecting those as well yeah yeah but maybe it was popular I just don't know but I remember commercials when I was in Japan at that age watching kids shows they would play and I was like oh that's like the Japanese version of Barbie um so I don't know how popular Barbie is outside of the Western countries
12:41 I think Barbara's going to do well I think they're going to smash anything anything 's A-list will just do well in general because I have all the the key factors they're putting books in seats not not only because of the A-list though it's just a strong brand like it's crazy strong and when you see the trick once again I keep talking about the ████ trailer but when you see the trailer it is visually stunning you're like oh I don't know why yeah it might just be a fun thing to watch exactly like Spice World yeah spice well it's kind of tight though and low-key even I'm guaranteed gonna go watch Oppenheimer I bet shunina's gonna fall asleep even while the bombs gone that movie's dark bro it's like it's the complete contrast that's what's funny that's what's funny about people buying tickets to both yeah I think you should watch Oppenheimer first and then cleanse your soul with Barbie and that's a three hour movie oh my gosh oh
13:36 I saw Oppenheimer you knew that movie was gonna be ████ three hours dude the trailer feels like three hours I'm not gonna watch both but I don't know okay maybe I I when I see a lot of bright colors on the screen I tend to fall asleep I don't know that makes you fall asleep yeah like when I see you know Finding Nemo I just I just oh the bright colors moving yeah I just like oh I want to sleep you know I can't stand you're probably gonna feel that when you watch the Marvel oh yeah yeah it's for sure yeah foreign [Music]
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