0:00 [Music] welcome back to another exciting episode of the careful boys we got ryan in the hot seat yeah how's it going the exceptionally sterile lukewarm seat until it gets fired up a little bit later sterile oh god thank you a very specific time that's all right we don't know anything about you but the people who don't know who the ████ ryan is you know ryan's been with us for what over seven years now it's like six six years six years yeah damn it he's been he's been around you know but uh you know mainly mostly behind the scenes mostly yeah on camera tekken do all that you know editing or when like a guest doesn't show up yeah or yeah or with last minute fill-in which people like by the way they like they like that you represent the thoughts of the audience actually you
0:51 know the common man the street man the every man the simple the asian you bring the asian flair in here yeah definitely definitely didn't have enough of that japanese food all right japanese food japanese american flair which is uh the sixth generation like like yeah third or fourth thing yeah close enough it's been here since the 1400s let's say eighth generation japanese man my family came here on asteroids [Laughter] all right so uh you can't win the ████ dinosaur meteor guy you did like edits and stuff right yeah yeah so just ████ worst guess that you had to edit we need to start with something cooler yeah what's your least favorite race yeah the japanese
1:42 the same answer right yeah ████ those guys they're all like neat and orderly and organized and stay in their homes for too long what's your favorite color socks favorite color socks this was so cold it's so good he's killing the game dude honestly it's really impressive yeah i'm like black socks because they don't yeah they don't do they don't show like the nastiness after a while exactly that's pretty cool just do no socks bro that's the coolest kind of socks invisible socks how many how many guns do you have three now i just bought a new one wow you're very conservative yeah well it's also because i don't have a lot of money so there's that too i know a lot of people that don't have a lot of money and they still buy guns i'd like to think that i'm fiscally responsible if money was no object what gun or weapon would you get if i wasn't in california there'd be so many ████ guns i'd get because i live in california don't be too angry while we're talking about this california
2:32 house texas laws and you have infinite gun money funds yeah yeah what are the the first five ten guns you buy ████ five five ten five ten what's the first small country you wanna overthrow [Laughter] not that much people own like 30 guns and stuff they do yeah easily uh i think i'd probably start with an sti like a dvc like that's a good one yeah or there's staccato now but yeah staccato yeah 2011 something something racist what does that look like i'm a connoisseur but there's a lot of gun idiots here that don't know about this stuff you could just like you know yeah share something i know everything i'm i'm a man you're a man's man it's a handgun a 50 cal cowabunga it's like a car it's like a five thousand dollar pistol yeah yeah it's ████ sick typically used for competition where they like shoot
3:23 targets and they run john wick one you know he has one uh his the last latest movie they do have one yeah especially this sweet go fast eat ass what is that a nine mil yeah it's a nine mil yeah i'd probably get it in nine two cause it's like the only caliber that i really wanna own um other than that i think a really nice over under shotgun so like for like traffic nellie m4r no no like uh like a beretta like an italian shotgun like that's what i want because like those things are classy like twenty thousand dollar shotgun yeah yeah yeah something like that that's like hand filigreeds they got like carved like so those are the ones you guys see duck hunters a musket like a black powder musket the longer it takes for you to shoot it the classier of shooting it is because it's like it's kind of like golf like you really got to want to like spend an entire ████ day like doing whatever you want it's not about the murder it's about the craft yeah it's about the craft getting to the eventual murder yeah but you can be classy about it yeah it's not like fast food it's f it's like
4:14 fine dining but guns oh that's good analogy then i'd buy a bunch of meme guns that are just like ████ garbage what's a meme like dodge gun gun like ████ like that like there's a gun called a high point that's like 200 bucks yeah i'd buy one of those and then i'd like have like some custom shop like race it out just for fun get a prank gun that like shoots the shooter just look right here when i give it to my friend and i'm like hey this one's really fun after it shoots the start enthusiasm thing like immediately after she was like a little bit warmer now you've been working with jk yeah for six years yeah what is your least favorite jk project so far least favorite jk princess like jk news jk music i hate careful boys and danger boys
5:07 probably jk party being completely honest yeah it's just jk party was a very draining show to work on for me because it was just a lot of cleanup before and after a lot of the times so a lot of the stuff was like and it was always all over the place like it was it was standardized to a certain extent but it was like it was like a full day of shooting and it was we had a lot of games that i got used to like i'm super ████ tired of them off you know like i'm just super bored but they love it dude they still want more like half of the the mafias that have been played now and i'm just like i've seen everything basically so it'd be a combination of stuff that's really ████ boring started playing yeah we just started dude oh yeah so i'm tired of mafia too i'm with you but then you do like five years of it and then you're just like damn this ████ i hope the fans keep on ████ asking for mafia knowing that we all hate it i feel like you guys too understand our gameplay yeah and it's so
5:57 hard to like come out of left field and then you can kind of see how it's going to unfold because he's got like the weakest gameplay in party the weakest gameplay yeah i mean what that's still like playing yes from the editor's point of view oh i mean i don't i don't edit party anymore yeah but it's pr it's probably between like now the people that are playing it probably like michael or me one of the two because my michael just gets way too sweaty but he kind of leans into it so he's sometimes i'm like looking at him like it's modern like damn do you look guilty as ████ he's like everyone go to sleep exactly i'm just like wait did i do that right there's been a couple of times where i'm like moderating the game i'm like ████ did i ████ this up did i why are you so ████ guilty yeah i don't know man that's just michael but yeah what's the one thing that like like joe or bart pissed you off the most in your life what do you hate the most about this
6:47 even if it's like a single incident like they just said something just happened they were just being a dick about something just i think you could just tell us you don't have to say it yeah yeah huddle up guys just we'll just turn this way and there's no way that they can hear it no i think that there's been a couple times on party where we spend a lot of time building something or like building the rules to something and then just towards them taking it like eat it off of this off of the table i was just like or like or like or like when joe would like yak on things or like yeah like yak on things it'd be like ah bro i gotta clean that later dude oh ████ me i try my best to clean it myself i try to eat my own throw up one time too yeah you act on stuff you act on the ground the grass is the hardest thing to clean ████ there's been a lot of like spicy challenges oh from the stuff you guys eat on a content perspective it's like that was them upping the ante so i like kind of got it i was like this would keep me
7:37 watching the video but it's different when you're watching it knowing that you need to clean it up afterwards it's like there's a cleaning aspect there's times where they have to pull like almost pretty much like move out half of the stuff from our other studio and spray it down with the hose the tarp the tarp was supposed to make our lives easier but it almost made it harder because we would need to like lay out this big ass ████ black tarp to like i'll have all the liquids and stuff spill on it and then we pick it up move it to the outside and then hose it off but then we can't just leave it there so we did then like wipe it off and it was just it was just a whole process to do so stuff like that um when we were those two guys man you guys props did you ever have you ever felt like do i want to ████ quit you know there's some of those moments where i was just like do i need to do this but i get so much more respect on my other dog you know what's crazy about jk party
8:27 though is we love the fans so much it was even at the point where i think we were all tired of it really not anyone we're not even making money from it like we had jk pay for jk party yeah but all of us got together because also too at the time to make sure that you guys had a like you guys as in the team had a full-time enough job where you didn't have to take up other gigs and stress about money it made sense to keep jk news because it did make enough money to where like we could share like both things keep everyone busy and then like everyone has money to live right so then it was one of those things where like okay it was good enough but even if at that moment if we were more like business savvy we would have just got rid of it and created a new concept but then also the fans loved it so it was like they we hated mafia by ear too but they're like keep doing more so we're
9:18 like all right ████ it listen some people re-watch one mafia episode they just really like that one and they'll just keep watching it over and over and over but then it got to the point where it was just like yo let's just do this for the passion of it and then that's when i was like it's kind of cool that everyone assembled together and kind of made these sacrifices to just make it work and we probably went like two plus years more than it should have yeah oh yeah definitely right hundred percent 100 we're still doing it so is it like three plus years or more well this is it's overheads a lot less yes it's cheaper we can afford it and it's on patreon and then so it's without the pressure of having such a big office and channel we can just genuinely have fun like friends in the living room like before there was a full-on writing team writing the concepts out and then there's a producing team like if we were doing the what's in the box i'm gonna
10:08 have to go buy a lobster or go buy some red i did some of that yeah yeah i was way too crazy before now it's just really stupid games yeah now we have a genius ryan playing songs that we just guessed what they are yeah today's video is brought to you by tis the season of gift giving but you shouldn't forget about yourself why not give yourself the gift of financial freedom with upstart upstart is the fast and easy way to pay off your personal debt with a loan all online whether it's paying off credit cards or consolidating high interest debt or funding personal expenses over 1 million people have used upstart to get one fixed monthly payment with a payoff date rather than looking at your credit score alone upstart considers other factors like your income current employment and credit history to find you a smarter rate for your loan
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11:50 don't know just crazy ████ trying to melt ice cubes it's ████ nuts yeah well speaking of ryan's hot seat um yeah of all the guests that have come out here which one did you want to like smash the most don't want to smash them yeah female guess hopefully people are male's fine you're talking about the hips yeah like ████ like attract the two crush on want to make out with sweated when you were like re-edited certain things to zoom in on their cleavage anything degenerate zoom in on the cleavage slow-mo when they ever did that um or were there any that you were like i really need to double check this footage over and over and over there are some when i need to double check the footage because i knew that their that their um that their content in general was a lot cleaner so i would sometimes i double checked footage where i was like is this like gonna like blow back on them in like some way like stuff like that let's
12:40 talk about the real blowing um specifically whose back did you want to blow out yeah oh yeah i'm making platoon's super attractive i think megafitting is super attractive yes you heard it here first it's not i don't think that's a crazy statement to say no and she's fun and she's you know good conversation gotta blow her back out you know well that one's on the internet so ████ hey megan what's up the title of this video ryan wants to do bacon but hey let's make sure it says has to go at the end so if it comes out you know because he's in a relationship too you'll hear my anime wants to blow out man ryan's you're both in a relationship so both of your girls are gonna be like what what they're both gonna have this like reaction with the ████ heads any more cold questions because we're at
13:30 the 12th 12th minute and the 22nd segment unrelated to jk going but going back off of uh what we spoke about earlier right i'm really curious about how we always joke about ryan being white because of his upbringing right is is asia i mean you're asian typically but then i mean i mean uh um but i would even argue against that but at first glance we look at you you're asian but then it's kind of like you said typically you know typically asians they they can speak the the home or whatever yeah you could speak their new immigrant restaurant talk yeah yeah yeah they whatever but in your case like what your grandparents don't really speak japanese right or your parents don't my grandparents do or my grandparents did depending on like the the side but um they didn't really pass that down to their kids as much like
14:21 especially my dad's side of the family they were very or he he was like super bad america he loved america so he was like he wanted my dad to be like oh yeah i want you to like assimilate and like obviously have all these opportunities that i didn't maybe didn't have as much or fit in with you know did you did you have a who in my moment is what i'm getting am i japanese identity crisis yeah i think that's a good question i think a lot of that was in high school in high school and like middle school trying to figure out like stuff that i knew was my heritage and or my my culture and stuff like that but i didn't really like i eventually got to the point where i'm like oh like no matter what i don't really care necessarily like i don't really have any connection to that poor to that like side of my on my life and stuff and i don't think that i feel like a lot of my friends and stuff who are like third generation or second generation even have a big like identity crisis in that moment where they're trying to reconnect with their roots and stuff and i
15:11 definitely think that that's important and i think that they should go search for whatever they're looking through in that but for me personally i just kind of i'm like who i am is i'm pretty happy with who i am so all these components whether they be very japanese or not i feel like don't really matter that much one day the dna is going to activate oh yeah you're gonna you're gonna be like chilling and one day you're gonna be like i need to sniff a dirty underwear oh that's that's a genius i'm just gonna get hella perverted uh out of nowhere your genitalia is going to get blurry the coming of of the japanese dna it's maturing you dude like it's like you're ████ turning into charizard right now dude like you know what's funny i think i think that i am very japanese and like
16:01 a lot of my anxieties and stuff i think that like the things that i stress about and like worrying about certain things i think is very like japanese in the way that my parents instilled that like work ethic and held a knife to your stomach or not i've thought about it a couple times oh my goodness when he's cleaning up vomit midway through i just pulled out my my ritual knife it was like i could just ████ do it also all japanese you are born with a separate knife yeah and then he was like it's going to create more of a mess that this is a pocky knife you gotta stay strapped bro she's like i'm gonna be considerate not kill myself who's gonna clean up my mess well then i'm stuck with the then i'm stuck with the guilt of leaving it for somebody else i'm like i can't be inconsiderate for somebody else just be a guilt ghost you've got to clean up after himself yeah i'd like disembowel myself and then like scoop it back
17:03 what would be your ideal date with megan [Laughter] just gotta i'm gonna just totally regret this portion of my life he's never gonna come back bro i'll never come back here ever again the date starts out at uh we build a desk together yeah dude together yeah help her with like the renovations she likes building i know nothing about it it's a 12-hour date it goes from noon to midnight it just sounds like you're like living together that's six hours bro you don't go on twitter six hours no twelve to twelve no never mind four hour days bro well yeah what's your ideal date what's what what's your drunk bro are you guys dancing building she's building he's cleaning ████ for 12 hours every time i get closer to giving an answer you're just like and then derail
17:53 just ████ never answer this question i put it all back in those are like my guts right now it's just being pulled no you give your answer an ideal date just ████ it for 12 hours i gave them options i don't know because you seem stumped you know what i mean you were hooking them up honestly so out of those three what would you pick i'm very i'm very i'm very go with the flow kind of guys so if it's like a matter of like coffee date or something like that that's totally fine with me lots of conversation stuff like that yeah it's so boring i'm boring classy dude thanks you won't do hugh hefner style put trampolines everywhere after just a lot of anxiety bro you want to go to jump zone for a good day no that's nothing says like first date like ████ like trampoline volleyball or not volleyball ████ what's that uh dodge ball cause
18:44 somebody have that jump sound or whatever yeah let's go ████ it's a cute ████ well you should go there before you eat well she's gonna be puking and then he's gonna throw him up you gotta clean it up oh man he watches like ████ it's not as funny as it looks man wait i recorded this too i don't want to see megan throw it up i'm like ryan what'd you make megan throw up yeah why'd you do that right [Laughter] why did you do these things ████ throwing up your ideal date you're weird dude what are you japanese or something ████ that's your blurred dick ████ fetish where'd you get those panties the vending machine that's a pretty that's a pretty hot seat that was a hot seat thanks for playing a lot hey thanks bro we appreciate you ruining my search history god that means you're a g dude anybody that ████ searches this is just going to be like give it up for me
19:35 thank you what's up ████ trampoline like shoes future employers are going to like search my name they just be like wow this video has a million views or they're gonna be like this guy's a straight shooter we're going to hire you either going very good or dad likes to play ball dude that's awesome bro he's a team player if i ever had to watch like a government agency or something like that because i've heard of like crazy interviews for like people that have needed security clearances and stuff and they're just going to be like so um trampoline be like look man it was a different time in my life [Laughter] sir buy a knife real quick [Music]
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