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Can The Russo Bros. Unsuck the MCU?

#deadpool#carnage#jamesgun#marvel#givegive
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0:00 are you guys aware of the Maximum Carnage story line from Marvel Sony just did the Carnage movie venom for Venom 2 but it wasn't the story line from Maximum Carnage Carnage could be sick but they got to make him gritty as they got to make him like like DC made Joker I saw a Batman video online of Batman Catwoman and I would like to see [Laughter] [Music] that all right so let's get a little bit nerdy let's get pop culture nerdy all right let's take it to the Marvel Cinematic oh dude that's my expertise have you guys lost interest in it 100% yeah I have absolutely however real quick pop quiz for Bart who directed The Avengers movies the last ones and game in Infinity War he already knows that's that's your bet you $1,000 he knows this

0:51 James gun close give me give me give me give me give me give me help give me some help give me give me give me give me help damn it it's not the wowski sisters it's the Blues Brothers that's a good answer it's Brothers yeah they are brothers I don't know their names actually okay okay the Russo Brothers brother definitely not the have you ever heard the name Russo Brothers before no I was going to say John favro so favro Brothers they did the whole ████ uh from Iron Man all the way through no no no they did Infinity war and Avengers endgame which was no no no they also did Captain America Civil War and they did what a good one the Russo Brothers the other one the other Captain so they're coire Team Winter Soldier they direct as brothers yeah oh brothers so here's the thing they

1:43 definitely got a lot of praise for how they you know did in the entire Infinity War those two movies were Infinity war is the best one and like astronomical success for those films too they're ████ good they tied up the the Cinematic Universe like game as much but it was still great but necessary though had I didn't like it as much for sure but it was necessary end game's the last one yeah okay of that and then after that it's arguable that outside of James gun doing the Guardians of the Galaxy really good outside of that it's arguable that the Marvel Cinematic Universe was ████ dog ████ but I think it lacked diversity that's what I didn't like I didn't feel included I wanted more lesbians big titty lesbians though then you can go to Star Wars for the little T mantis looks like you hey Wonder Woman Wonder Woman was pretty good Wonder Woman was sick that's not Marvel but

2:34 okay the first one was was fine 1984 sucked the mall scene they could have done that they could have done that in Marvel Suicide Squad was good than new one yeah with James gun really that was fun James gun is good James gun I'm actually really excited for all of James gun's new new ████ cuz they botched suicide club like so many times yeah because he's directing the entire DC Universe now like I'm really excited for DC way more than Marvel they finally having a comeback however because Marvel's been so s█████ now the hype is that they have been in talks with both Joe and Anthony Russo to come back to direct the new Avengers you think they come back they' be like hey I'll come back but none of that Minority ████ get him out of here no Dei cats all white cats straight white

3:24 cats straight white cat is there a reason why they stopped doing uh any more Marvel mov they didn't want to work with a bunch of black actors they didn't want to give opportunities like black panther needs to be out yeah yeah I'm not working with wakanda unless we whitewash black panther no more yeah or at least make him Jewish they conspiracy murdered Chadwick bosan yeah wait for Ros no no no don't start that that's what Joe said I'm just reading the tele no I said they didn't have enough diversity and next time I want to see a transgender gay immigrant from yeah from the Middle East whoa I think they did that for as who Wonder Woman Wonder Woman holy ████ so they're in talks to direct the 2026

4:14 Avengers movie formerly titled the King Dynasty and 2027 Avengers Secret Wars so that's supposed to be the next giant major thing what could bring you guys back what could bring you guys back to Marvel cuz it's got so boring and ████ H say Deadpool that looks kind of cool Deadpool is ████ that's coming out soon I think you know what's weird this is a stupid opinion I'm aware of this but whenever they make too many like movies on the side and those movies suck it makes me not want to watch the one that's probably good no for sure is that stupid you know like mad like Madam web and like but that's the hard part because that's Sony that's Sony has a license to the Spider-Man universe stuff which is WHYY needs to stop making their Universe it makes me feel like my trust is going down because they're diluting by just making so much ████ and trying comedy everybody and when they have like bombs it it makes me feel like I'll just

5:04 wait for every Spider-Man there's like three ones I don't give a ████ about like unfortun but when Spider-Man hits it was good like to me the the uh the Multiverse one no actually specifically the animated Miles Morales ones yeah those are good those two are ████ bangers what about Andrew Garfield no one gives a ████ about him why you hate him so bad you don't like it I don't really like that loves them the two movies were kind of mid but yeah I want to see I didn't even see those I want to see the characters that they ████ up but I actually like growing up Ghost Rider remember those animated series bring back bring back Nick Cage huh I don't think Nick Cage should do it n you're wrong um cable I think that guy was a dope ████ character cable was just in Deadpool too yeah they made him cool yeah they actually used Thanos I need him to be the actual main who's cable again he's a guy who basically comes from the future because his family

5:55 got Mur Cyclops his kid from the future yeah that's right and he has a laser and he's like a buff like army guy buff dude with like one another one is Punisher I ████ love Punisher and they they never did a really good job on punishing the series I still think it was okay I still think it was all right the series were just kind of like they could do punishers so much better Iron Fist Iron Fist was good that was actually good shut L cage was better you guys ever see that Mel Gibson movie called payback yeah to me that's like a punish movie that they never where he kills everyone that killed his family yeah yeah yeah that was F he's in a suit the whole time right he just go chases like all the people that ████ him he beats him he's like he's just a a regular like looking dude but he he he gets revenge on everybody who ████ them over after job went in bed all right I want to uh I think they always ████ up when they cast Gambit but I I want to see a whole story of Gambit you I want to see a story of

6:47 Rogue and how everyone wants to ████ the ████ out of Rogue but they can't and then when they kiss her they like lose powers and ████ they feel if they do a Gambit in Rogue movie then you'll have eventually have your superhero romcom yeah but that's the whole thing though it's like the the problem is the stretch of the IPS and who's like producing these things like so that's why X-Men had their own 20th Century Fox deal that's why Spider-Man and mam web and vom and stuff with Fantastic Four too right yeah so like the idea of bringing it all together is what makes the cohes that golden thread work which is why James G do in the entire new DC Universe is going to be tight because it's all under one person's like kind of leadership everything that Kevin F basically produced until things got more stretched out and then they they were just money hungry because Disney bought them that's when stuff started to go like you know what I mean but now if you're bringing on like guys who did the

7:37 best films for them or anything John favro touches I think is the ████ yeah he's dope like except for Iron Man too I would I would get excited about that stuff did they ever make um you know do are you guys aware of the Maximum Carnage storyline from Marvel they never made a movie of just I like Sony just did the Carnage movie venom for Venom 2 but it it wasn't but it wasn't the story line from Maximum Carnage that was that in itself is like an end game it's like an Infinity War within those guys cuz Carnage could be sick but they got to make him gritty as they got to make him like like DC made Joker like he's carage is ████ up yeah they should have they should have brought Tim Burton Tim Burton make it a Whimsical Affair cuz Tim Burton did ████ a backman and I love that ████ yeah but also did the the random reiteration of Charlie and chocol

8:28 Factory that was terrible yeah saw a Batman video online of Batman ████ Catwoman and I would like to see that on the big screen are you hyped about the new uh Captain America where Harrison Ford plays the Red Hulk I could give a flying ████ he's the Red Hulk mhm there's a red one I thought there was a Kore there's a gray one too really I want to see a story of Juggernaut Juggernaut is so dope Juggernaut was in the second Deadpool Juggernaut can run through anything but I want his whole story I want like a like a whole thing just for Juggernaut have you guys seen on YouTube there's like a Spider-Man woke version what and it's like no it's some guy that he like he like redubbed it and it it's like literally by like a 12-year-old he like calls it gay man 2o and then he'll just he'll just he'll

9:19 like redub it with AI so like Dr Octopus is like as you can see I have more arms that I can use to jack off my homies and not be gay and they're like but doctor if you're controlling those arms doesn't that mean you're gay and he goes that's why I've invented this no homo chip the whole ████ thing is like that and it's funny as ████ dude it's you I'll take that over a new Marvel movie that s███'s funny as they're going to do a new x-man's too a brand new X-Man you know what honestly they condensed Days of Future Past so small into one film they could have fleshed that out into like five movies and Days of Future Past was so good it's so good X-Men has some of the best story lines it's so good because the story in the comic is unbeatably good but they could flesh that one out I'm curious to see how the whole Deadpool plays out because it seems like this movie that's going to come out is going to change how we all

10:09 look at the MCU really I love that it connects it which is good yeah it connects it connects the Sony verse with the with the Marvel or what was it the fox verse or whatever the ████ 20th century the fact that de they were able to make Deadpool the movie like so well from a character that is constantly fourth wall breaking is really ████ impressive that's all Ryan Reynold they got the perfect guy for it they actually do a good job of having an emotional core to every one of those movies right that's the key to it I think and then and then there's also like when Ryan Reynolds was Deadpool in the other X-Men or Wolverine ory one and it's like okay then you give Ryan Reynolds like full kind of like rain to do what he does yeah he's my favorite Marvel character is he right now absolutely because it's Ryan Reynolds though played well I'd see Deadpool Wolverine day one and and I've been a complete Wolverine is pretty yeah

10:59 TJ Miller fan can't say that now apparently it was Hugh Jackman who sent a 17-minute voice note to Ryan Reynolds about his pitch on why Wolverine and Deadpool was going to be a good combo for a movie that's freaking dope well he was sitting on a beach right you mean like the Logan Wolverine no the like the new movie that's coming out he said he was sitting on a beach and he was like what do I actually want to do next he was like the only thing I can think of is doing a Wolverine movie with Deadpool with Ryan that's really what he thought wow cuz remember the comic books they used to always do like spin-offs with each other and kind of fun I remember I I like reading the Deadpool comics that was like the you remember the was it Wolverine Origins where they had he had the final fight on top of that gas thing with Deadpool but it's like Deadpool sucks as a character in that one yeah yeah he's like he's like an afterthought in that one well cuz they were too ████ to actually let Deadpool be Deadpool so they soed his mouth up and did like a fan service thing that's Deadpool you

11:50 can't have him be a sub character in like he's such a lead because Ryan Reynolds it's so good to see him as that and Green Lantern and break the fourth wall and bring them both into the new Deadpool and talk ████ on himself yeah that's fun like when he ████ does the sword thing but misses all the bullets and gets shot up dude it's so good man yeah I'm hyped but I am hyped for the Russo Brothers coming because I do feel like Marvel like the regular main Cinematic Universe line needs to be I think they should reboot the whole thing honestly at this point cuz the new bad guy is supposed to be Kang and they kicked him out right yeah they just the storyline there's no main villain there's no like anything going on all these talks about they can do a hard reset right now it' be fine I think so when they talked about when they talked about the rumor of of Dr Doom being killing Murphy I was pretty hyped I think they should do galatis they've been hinting at it I also been I think we need the X-Men but then instead

12:41 of all all the men we'll make them women and then all the women characters can be gay oh I like that or what if all the women characters transition into men and then they all just have straight relationships oh yeah that would be the craziest yeah straight relationship I think the most risque thing you could do in Marvel's have every would be straight that's true he wasn't straight in the comic book

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