0:00 but most of the people commenting on like negative reviews on professors was because like they just probably didn't do the work at all times it didn't take a turn towards like Tinder or something like like now date my professor oh yeah whoa I bet Anthony did a bunch of that yep [Music] we kind of talked about this earlier chat GPT there's this professor who flunked all his students all of them good after a chat GPC falsely claimed that it wrote their papers oh falsely claimed yeah you're fine until you get caught falsely claimed chat gbt didn't write their paper oh good did not but then he's using it is it so how do you use it where's the evidence so that's the irony in it so Texas A M University uh the
0:52 Commerce seniors who have already graduated were denied their diplomas because of an instructor who incorrectly used AI software to detect ai's Chef who can't even use it good so this is all good because they're preparing them for the real world yeah it ain't always Fair yeah in the real world sometimes you just get ████ for no reason [Laughter] group of people in the real world Chad GBC takes your job have you guys used it it's pretty it's pretty it's pretty effective I run a contract with it really that's tight it saved me like 250 bucks we haven't even begun to like fully use the power of that thing man because it's definitely so limited already right because isn't it like the real one behind a paywall too like the like the next version oh yeah yeah depending yeah I'm sure that has way more features because mid-journey used to be free and now you have to pay for
1:42 it what's mid-journey that's like the one that a lot of people use for art oh the one that all the people are pissed about yeah devaluating their art yeah that sucks so this is an agriculture Professor uh Jared mum who sent students an email Monday informing them that he put their homework through the application and the AI chat bot incorrectly determined they all used it uh they all used it to write the assignment the bot reported it had written every single one of the students papers leading mom to give them all an incomplete grade in the course he said I put everyone's last three assignments through two separate times and if they were both claimed by chat gbt you received a zero is that what Chad gbt is even like designed to do to like designed to do everything to recognize its own work you mean yeah but it falsely claimed this you know some students who had already walked the stage at graduation were temporarily uh
2:33 temporarily denied their diplomas good yeah life's gonna ████ you over welcome to life here's gonna happen to me I walked I went to get my diploma and then they ran out of paper and they're like wait a minute there's a still a ████ GE you never took and I was like are you ████ kidding me imagine you didn't take homeic it was world history it was like so I had to uh go back to a community college over the summer to just take one class how did it happen though with your schedule I don't know because once you have isn't that the whole point of advisors don't they kind of keep track of that some of them suck yeah I didn't even know I could transfer without having it done yeah but I didn't take that class so I had to go and ████ take it I never picked up my diploma really let me go find it because I feel like if I go back to UCI they're gonna be like yo 283 dollars for these
3:24 textbooks don't you want a little frame things you can show your kids like hey look dad graduated before yes you got the transcripts though it's for the story yeah that's not that much money right for your diploma do you still have the book so get your diploma please that's a lot um so this is a chat gbt your haircut costs 300 yeah that's a fancy haircut dude I like that you sassy boy I gave up on here doesn't have an official feature made to detect writings generated by AI or even its own work and in the past has claimed credit for original pieces including passages from the classic novel crime and punishment the floodbot is known to be not very accurate at detecting but of course there's still an ironic conversation to the idea like we were joking about earlier students using chat GPT to like
4:16 get through class and then professors also using them to like get hell yeah dude class I wish I could be there for that moment that the professor like got moded hot his students you're like yes I got every single one of them didn't you if you could if you get the F everybody get an F then afterwards like ████ oh what did happen though in order to like convince him otherwise is um some students say they provided the professor proof that they hadn't used chat GPT via time stamps on Google Documents but he initially ignored the evidence reportedly writing I don't grade AI ████ in the school's grading Software System oh ████ this
5:07 guy's watched too many YouTube videos about the dangers of AI what but the the ████ kind of twist on this is one of the students or one of the redditors who was on this uh because this he even went to the Reddit and wrote on some of this stuff too one of the redditors took a part of his doctoral dissertation on Pig farming Pig forming put it in Chachi BT to see if it had been plagiarized and said that that was plagiarized so then he was like all right ████ bro he just used the same approach so chat gbt is ████ faulty as ████ yeah but you're also the guy who's like good that's good because the world is faulty yeah sometimes you go buy a pack of batteries only three of them work damn that's a bummer oh that would be really messed up wait that's happened that's it sucks yeah that's really sad Fighters are expensive too bro sometimes you buy
5:57 things and you open it and it's burst it on the inside it could be a can of Coke yeah you could buy a box full of popcorn and it's ████ bursting inside yeah oh yeah what about Starbursts yeah smack did order like a expensive uh thing of dishes and like most of them are broken see me bursted inside I learned through Tick Tock the other day the popcorn bags that little hole in the top that's when you make it you'll hang it over and the kernels fall out the kernels that didn't pop wait shut the ████ wait there's a hole is that what that's for send me that Tick Tock bro literally it's one of those like I was today years old person finished with popcorn you know they got that little hole that you usually just smell ████ did you know the ████ clippy clip or maybe not for this one restaurant but
6:48 it's for the straw yeah that's old news Bart ████ dude well I just found out wait what's the reason for putting the straw in there if it holds it in place so it's not wobbling around yeah yeah you never had a free falling straw we're trying to chase the straw dude you're right crazy while you're writing Big Thunder Mountain no I bought something from Amazon the other day it was some dog treats for my children came out bursting bruh and then I was trying to ████ get a refund through Amazon and they wouldn't give me a refund that's sad because it's normally supposed to be very easy yeah yeah bro I was like what that drop it off at Kohl's dude I just want a refund because my my box was bursted it really was burst had bursitis yeah and you couldn't eat the snacks
7:39 anymore the dot well did you try it at least the dogs it's for the kids so the kids can try it I'm sure they could but it's like you know dude some dog treats have ingredients like normal people food your kids are probably full from eating their own ████ hey man hey those are my ████ kids man watch your ████ mouth it's so like get a breath mint for your kids just jog my memory if things like chat are today's generation of things that like students have to like think about or worry about or use or get caught for what were things that we were doing what were we thinking about doing turnitinin.com yeah we had that thing we have to type a paper and then send it to that thing yeah yeah I feel like when you would have to reference papers or whatever reference other uh cite your Source besides your sources when he would put it in it would just be red
8:29 underlined red like constantly and you would have to like as long as you cited it then it's all good but like half your paper would be ████ ready because you're constantly citing sources or whatever the ████ that is geez uh besides that I remember Rate My Professor rape my professor is pretty cool that was my favorite but most of the people commenting on like negative reviews on professors was because like they just probably didn't do the work at all yeah they just sucked at the class sometimes it didn't take a turn towards like Tinder or something like like now date my professor oh yeah whoa I bet Anthony did a bunch of that yep stop bursting me dude I'll burst you right open brother do a little burst on just like my Amazon package I was really upset when I saw it I was like what the ████ did this guy do first did a move he literally just slammed it probably because he just punted it could have had the fragile
9:20 sticker I remember the first time walking into a teacher supply store when I was like maybe in my third or fourth grade with a fudge and I was like dude there's ████ books full of answers in here because you see the same book that you have key standardized answers yeah the teacher's Edition next level and I just ████ fill out all my homework and you didn't get it though right no what were you doing in the teachers I think I was with my mom so you're trying to buy extra homework for me my dad did that I used to actually believe that the teachers created all of those tests and quizzes I used to believe that teachers were dude most teachers are kind of dog ████ though most teachers that you had grown up they're probably not that good I had like a handful that were like that changed my life because they you could tell that they gave a ████ you know what I mean with the direct opposite
10:14 no no but the handful like like the like most teachers a few that care yeah and those are the ones that changed how you thought about everything but isn't that funny that because you had like a handful that care it means so much because most teachers suck most of them do it shouldn't be that way right shouldn't they all be like very valuable in their own way yeah they're getting paid so much they're phoning it in yes that's anything right even at McDonald's you I would expect every Big Mac to be like every nugget yeah every every Patty to be centered within the bun but usually it's just like it's like a little piece of meat flopping out the side [Laughter] it was [Laughter] [Music]
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