0:00 thank you [Music] when's the last time any of you guys used Pandora I use it all the time dude yeah even with the ads they have good playlists I pay for it how are you I'm just used to it a time ago especially after Spotify did the like once you find a song you like you can go to that song's type of radio Pandora's out for me that's true that was the only thing left on Pandora that was kind of useful right the only thing is I've spent years on Pandora so all the music that I liked and disliked I just got a huge library for that channel so yeah maybe I should swap the bottom Pie make sense Spotify is very useful though compared to Pandora I pay for Pandora how much is Pandora by the way I have no idea so Pandora's being sued right now I'm
0:52 leaving Pandora you don't even know who's showing that you should buy a group of comedians um of which George Lopez is one of the newest people to be added to that list because Pandora has been streaming comedy albums without having the rights to do it they do do comedy yeah yeah what they have to have rights to stream ████ you do but then I thought they paid everybody they they're supposed to but they didn't so the thing is usually what they do is they'll deal with uh the label and then whoever's under the label then now they're just being streamed whatever to get the whole like catalog order they get the catalog you'll get like a fraction of a penny or whatever whatever uh amount of streams but people like George Lopez and Lewis Black Andrew
1:42 Dice Clay they're all claiming they've never received anything and Lou is black as an example has said that he doesn't even have a label that they contacted to like sign the deal even though they're saying like no we contacted all your guys as people and we squirted out he's like I own all my ████ yeah so I would be the person oh he's about to be Rich As ████ Yeah I'm glad I wonder how he could prove how many streams you can see it you can't you can see it's straight up like how many planes yeah it'll be like I think like his or someone's like 100 something thousand streams and yeah they haven't gotten anything plus here's another kicker you know how with music a lot of people don't know that the writer of the song is a separate entity entirely than the person performing it so you definitely have to like when you ask permissions it kind of has to go to both parties when you pay people everyone's getting their share in comedy
2:34 a lot of these guys write their own stuff so they're getting paid twice oh that's sweet yeah so if you wrote your own stand up they have to treat you like a different guy so those are two contracts those are two people like writing credits and Performing credits exactly yeah so it's the same thing as like a rapper that's you know so this is going to be the nail in the coffin of Pandora that's sort of what it looks like I had no idea it was still even a thing I didn't either as everyone on Spotify now I think everybody I think so yeah yeah he's actually used I heart he's like I still use Winamp what the industry is comparing this to is what happened to Napster once the record label started complaining about not being paid for downloads they're looking at it that way so if you see what happens in Napster when that went down people stopped using
3:24 that too you know it was kind of that was a nail in the coffin for that app you know I really don't know any right when he said Pandora I was like oh yeah who the ████ uses Pandora I think I still got Pandora I haven't been using a long time I still like I remember liking it I just haven't used it in like years probably I use Audible that's pretty new audible's a ████ sweet audible sweet I don't gotta read books bro I also use uh the the playlists that other people make on YouTube Loop for music wow that's not bad actually yeah that's actually nice because you don't have to worry about it just put it on and then every once in a while you can look it's like a music video it's kind of interesting the mixes on YouTube are pretty fire bro I stumbled upon like these DJs well they'll play like Japanese Funk and they'll do like a whole like playlist and they're DJing and that would be a video of them DJing and it's like a two hour block and it's
4:14 so ████ cool and you're just sitting there watching the whole time all two hours and I just got I got YouTube premium recently that s███'s so nice honestly I'll ████ with YouTube free okay there's no ads no ads bro it just keeps playing you can like swipe up like on your phone and it just it the video is still in a little window so you can keep doing it and then on top of that too it's like uh like every thumbnail you can pretty much hover over it and watch the videos before even clicking it so you can like preview everything I thought regular YouTube did all right but it would show like uh Snippets with YouTube premium it'll be the whole video wow I've watched whole videos I like how I can swipe out or you can just lock your phone and it's still playing the noise dude mine still does that it's uh it's the right now I think they've been doing a promo where it's like when you first sign up it's like three months it's free yeah because I got it because of Cobra Kai and then you
5:06 can watch if you want to watch like movies and TV shows and ████ too they have a free it's free what's in the it's a part of the service do they have exclusive content on YouTube premium they did I think they do but like ████ the one Steve wrote with Logan Paul and ████ like yeah if you were a part of YouTube premium and ████ or they called it I don't even do it for the ████ extra ████ I do it for the ████ ad listness yeah once there's no ads you're just like this is a totally different experience even even if it's five seconds it's still just nice clicking on a video and it starts you're like man I'm kind of sold on it and you could even save videos for offline and watch them later when there's no reception Oh Oh I thought all those options were regular YouTube because I've been on YouTube Red for a minute so I have no idea I think the cool this thing is like how I can swipe up and start doing other stuff on my phone and then the video
5:56 that's huge for me because I couldn't do that before and now I'm constantly watching like golf videos and stuff like while I'm driving because my my navigation's still open in the little video oh the hot chick off that you watch yeah I only watch hot dudes I sent them some really good influencers too yeah short skirts yeah her name is uh Tiger Woods Rory McIlroy Colin murakawa Brooks kepka no yeah I feel like a ████ Boomer like last
6:48 week because uh so you know like when usually they go oh like you hear an app and even though like I'm not on Tick Tock I know that's what the kids are on or whatever right this this guy comes up to me oh gotta take a picture with you yeah of course he goes oh but it's this app and I'm like what the ████ is this app so I guess there's this new app now where um if Nick takes a picture of me it takes a picture of him at the same time so now the images is two people and you get to see two people's faces on both sides of the phone and I was like is this the new kid ████ no what the ████ man that's pretty cool Instagram added that I think I got like uh you know when like Instagram posts like a story and YouTube and like shows the new ████ I just saw that like so I can take a picture of the wall but it's also gonna be showing like oh oh I got you I'm gonna do it right now you have it
7:38 what is that wait but you gotta take a picture of you too though oh no no this is just the mirror thing wow what a boomer it's an app it's an actual like ████ new kid app yeah it's a new kid app there's an app where you can record simultaneously cool oh God look at Nick dude oh yeah what is that it's on Instagram it's like part of their thing now okay it's like we're FaceTiming look at that huh who the ████ hey Perfect all right what nationality both of those are the ugliest people I've seen in my whole life dude the guy on top is like Bart bro the guy on top is Bart yeah this one's Bart for sure dude look how thick his neck is this is an ethnic background as Goomba
8:31 I'm gonna do it to Joe right now ready Joe look at me okay oh ████ okay hold on hold on I got you hold on wait wait I gotta there it is there just one two oh ████ I'm so bad oh my God JK sorry bro yeah um yo this is just hey Fat Joe Fat Joe dude fat Joe's the best the funny the funny reality about apps is that like with kids is that they're just gonna continually try to use the app that the adults are not using like instinctively you know that's like my generation Facebook I feel like yeah we just stopped using Facebook oh hell yeah it's extra old it's unusable now I can't say
9:22 anything on there I found out from uh nephews and nieces that you know the whole tide pod scare yeah that was the ultimate like um like kid troll yeah so like us as adults believed it yeah we're like oh my God they're all typable man these kids are crazy for them it's been a troll the whole time like they can't believe these guys think we eat yeah like nobody really did it yeah I bet there's some kids that are eating yeah afterwards they were a diet or something yeah like spitting it out and ████ but they weren't really doing it yeah did the uh your Disney twin with Joe I've never even seen Frozen
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