0:00 [Music] just imagine you're taking a yoga class right your instructor's super hot no that's that's a irrelevant detail right and then she turns out the lights at the end of the class gets you into a deep relaxation mode right has everybody lying on the floor She Shas this I like where this is going yeah I do like where this she's still hot she's still hot yeah even with the lights off doing breathing exercises we're at the we're at the final point of the class again everybody's lying down releasing all attention oh yeah eyes closed I would have farted already letting your body sink into the mat I like it keep keep talking like that Nick very motherly take three counts and just imagine what's going to happen to the rest of your day that's how they do that yeah and then suddenly a mass of police
0:50 sirens ████ start blaring right they pull up good they get swatted they get swatted everybody runs into this ████ room the lights are off still yeah yeah yeah and then busting the door yeah yeah they're busting all over the place right what who's busting where did I miss something where they finishing I was ripping off him yeah yeah the point is ejaculate everywhere okay I think we're taking it too far apart you said everyone's busting busting all she's hot there's gay cops they're seing all over the SE all over the wall I think I know what's happenening so gay I was thinking that they were busting through the doors exactly see up their pants all right okay what okay we're back on track we're back on track they bust in and it's because somebody called the cops saying that there was a mass suicide that was happening in that room that's they
1:41 intervene on mass suicide so they swatted a yoga class yeah because somebody thought it wasn't yoga funny you know what it was it was the yoga studio down the street they're like ████ those guys dude par power we got it going down here yo that would be mind soul yoga dude Anonymous t at exactly 3:30 at the end of this class they're going to be in their final phase of shasa what can the cops do yeah everyone ████ stop killing yourself or I'll kill you everybody lying up we're going to pump your stomachs what the ████ that's what I'm saying I'm like what are they going to do I'll save you even if it's a if it's a mass suicide and it already happened they can't stop it then they still have to respond to a mass killing right the cops
2:32 still got to show up for that they just have blankets they put over everybody but then what are they going to do shouldn't it be like all paramedics or all firefighters or something all the chalk outliners don't put that pill in your mouth or I'll shoot you yeah it's like you can't do anything what are you going to do yeah like what the ████ that's pretty they were responding to a call from a member of the public worried there had been a mass killing at the studio um Millie LW who runs Unity yoga was teaching the class kind of close of course it was called that which also doubles as a community space in art gallery and they're always a community space and you got to save they're not doing yoga they got to do other things like karate pilat karate pilat karate Pat yoga Unity yoga we have it all karate pilat that's kind of tight though yeah
3:22 is dude he's he's built nine businesses today he's like the daycare the Puppy Patrol I got karate mot the Puppy Patrol I can kind of see it yeah see it for you yeah they did put out a statement they said dear general public after the incident said please be mindful that the observatory has lots of yoga classes happening in the evenings we are not part of any mad cult or crazy it's adjacent though it's right there mad cult adjacent you it's all chill Namaste good down ground you're already lying on the ground get on the ground we are we are roll over roll over get on the on your bellies I don't know ████ get in child's pose ████ that's ████ wild dude that that
4:12 would be at least memorable cuz it is kind of funny they should have thrown tear gas on those ████ ID they should have lit him up bean bags man I would have sued him for blocking my chakras dude yeah you guys disrupted my chakra my chakras dude this guy is in the space he knows who do you think called who would it's obviously the down the street yoga studio dude comp mind soul yoga ████ Pat studio and they're like Pilates is just way better get way more benefits yeah hey Pilates is pretty crazy huh those like machines look ████ have you guys done Pilates like in a have you taken a class dude not it looks like here's the thing I'm all about like Mas whatever like to femininity it looks too feminine like I can't like I can't like be like serious and be like you know what I'm talking about like it
5:02 looks dude am I wrong it's it's honest it seems like it's just strength training but just you know they just have a routine like it's it's more like stretchy than anything it's what is it it's like I heard that ████ is hard as ████ rose on the training B you know what he said I didn't say anything but isn't that more masculine though cuz you can see all these hot girls stretching yeah but you're in like tight pants going like this like the girls aren't like ████ that's the guy that's going to save me in the middle of the night you know what I mean and also too when you're the only guy in an all woman's class they all look at you like you're a ████ creeper regardless if you are and you're automatically either friend zone or creep Zone you can't look at any of them one time because the second you like make eye contact one they're like it's uncomfortable and I'm not saying that's like anyone's fault but like that's just kind of like men and women and like people don't want to be left alone well whose fault is it
5:53 though um ladies Adam and Eve dude they ████ that ████ up they ruined it yeah they ████ it up for us I'll stop staying at the back of the yoga class then he's not even eating he's like eating a bag of chips he's like not even doing the yoga yeah he's in like Street closed he's like he's got his tripod set up he's just saying yeah the whole time yeah I'm the videographer I'm doing this for marketing oh yeah oh that's nice he's like this is my business marketing for yoga liveing yog that's his next business I'm like here for support have you taken a public Fitness class before I did yoga I did Hot Yoga I did I never did Pilates though yeah look no guys are doing Pilates on the RS yeah no way bro no way
6:43 I like yoga it was pretty cool and then uh but I don't know I I haven't done any like group classes like I want to try it looks fun dude I'd rather do bar before I do Pilates which bar it's like a ████ it's almost like a ballet class oh you hold on to and you like s oh it's ████ hard dude oh it's like pure the the one's like pure pure Beret Beret yeah yeah P yeah yeah that one that one wow it's spelled it's spelled weird what about those yeah I had a white exgirlfriend whatever you how many times ████ Starbucks and pet I had to be involved in tired of it how about like a Taio or like that kind of step class like isn't that hella old yeah I think it's like if there a will there's a way he's like what about P90X get with the times Insanity sometimes I
7:33 see the the group classes at 24-hour fitness and I'm like dude that would be so fun to dress80s and just do it one day bro they look like they're having a Blas but you have to take it like super serious you have to walk in there like like I'm the Man The Crazy Ones ones where they wear harnesses and they're ████ doing like these I've seen those crazy routines I think you're going to a different group thing you know what I'm talking about bondage they got they're wearing and they got these bungee cords attached to the ceiling everybody's in them and then there's full routines where they're doing like full leans n dude he's like they got strap on you're like dude you're in a different group thing they got crazy knots and they tie you like this all right ████ you guys they oil you up before you know they got this ball gag thingy that you put in your mouth and you bend over and then your Fitness in
8:23 structure gives you a anal massage all right they call it bungee Fitness check this out sounds whack that sounds like a scam looks kind of views ridiculous it's his own channel no one's fitting there dude I'll tell you do they do this at commercial gyms or what is this oh dude what the ████ is that's what you do on the swings at the park hey man people just need to go on the treadmill bro seriously just ████ just just you got looks a little bit fun for who dude but how I would have a blast doing that I mean dude I would throw up it looks stupid but I I think sometimes looking stupid is the half of the fun next JK I can get on board with thator is going to be like how I got my body views I'm going to I'm going to come back here in a year and you guys are all going to be doing this in here you're sitting here doing the videos like this I feel like most things though it's
9:15 because people got ████ Mobility cuz they haven't got out of their couch in like 10 years so they have to do something like normal ████ like I be seeing some of the stuff that older folks do at the commercial gym and I'm like man that just looks like like you need to move your arms I mean that lowkey still looks like a lot of Mobility yeah really fun though just walk around your neighborhood honestly just walk just walk just walk why are you Fitness shaming right now no because not it's whack that's that's really bad that's actually really bad for you dude imagine you need a diarrhea and then the harness isn't coming off yeah dude running to you keep getting pulled back oh godamn or imagine it's like somebody's first time in that class and they're just ████ up the whole routine that is so wack well part of the reason why people need to work out is they need to have like weight on their body right this is doing the complete opposite well I imagine myself jumping
10:07 around like Kung Fu movie I see that as like a kung fu movie if you're Chun fat yeah you could do thank God someone said it okay just kidding I didn't want to be the one to say it I was thinking it the whole time like someone better say it this is Crouching Tiger oh you say it you say it no dude no no no no no you guys are going to clip this up for viws I'm going to be you know it's going to start with me holding like the the Japanese tacks I'm like we can't do that come on to the next thing is that is that Japanese to you ████ I knew the second that came out I was like damn it oh you're telling me this looks Japanese to you dude this guy dude we're all the same huh ████ you guys huh I've been so careful this whole time
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