0:00 n dude trust man we won to go full out or I don't can know anything I don't take you just to so he fin he's like all right fine man so he just lets me go off oh ████ so obviously we're you know messing around everything's cool yeah you're winning you're smashing and then next thing we just hear this like Clink right and then Mike's looking over at this kind of like ceramic elephant oh no fully like broke the trunk off was that thing from Thailand or some I just know that it has something to do with their family [Music] welcome back to careful boys we got Chappelle back hey Chappelle yes I am here today we're talking about some wild ████ we've been through lately lately yeah wild ████ D I feel like my life is boring these days oh you've been through some wild giving hints I can't talk
0:52 about it on camera you guys already know really what why Anthony knows we all know I don't talking about like Sizzler where oh okay okay y was a Sizzler yeah we're not to brag hey that's that's my wild chow your roll wasn't it was it chili chili that's what it was chili chilies we went to three different chilies or some figur out got money oh you want to know oh we got money we went CH this is mildly kind of interesting it was like a weird coincidence mild for wild Ryan come on yeah I posted on my story but there was uh so there was this guy who bought my motorcycle about a year maybe like a year and a half ago in Hollywood and uh he was like he was a cool guy and then I we were just talking about he's new in town and he was like yeah I moved into this uh
1:44 mansion and it's like uh he said it's like they do it's like fetish art kind of mansion where they do like parties where they do like Kink or something w i and he was like saying it to me like I wouldn't think it's weird he was just very like normal like telling me like yeah you know it's like a whole it's a commune of people that are into this Kink commune I was like that's pretty cool I guess I thought I didn't know how to take it I thought he was just kind of like saying random ████ he had that feel and I was like cool well thanks for buying my bike and then he buys the bike and then um like a friend of mine told me once like hey I was going through the Hollywood Hills and I saw your bike parked uh on the street it it but it didn't have a seat and I was like oh that's weird why would it not have a seat that's kind of funny and then uh just the other uh week I was just scrolling through Facebook Marketplace looking at places I I come across this
2:34 weird ass ad that's like live in a in a converted Garage in a Hollywood Hills mansion for this much money I'm like scrolling through it and I'm just like this place looks ████ creepy it looked like one of those uh uh like like a squatter's residence like like they're just like squatting in a mansion and then as I'm scrolling through it I I see my freaking motorcycle without a seat no it does have a seat but I I I see my motorcycle so I'm looking through this it's like uh private room for rent $1 19999 a month and it says stuff like 8,000 ft mansion on on a private Drive in estate they don't say anything about that it's a commun or anything so I think like all these people are probably looking at this ████ gorgeous ass
3:25 place and then like nice cars with like a Lamborghini in the driveway and then I scroll that and I'm like oh ████ that's my ████ bike that's your bike yeah that means that they're they're like trying to find another person to live in this place and that person's not going to know that they're walking this we're ████ yeah that they're probably walking into some like weird Kink Mansion FSH Community sex cult yeah wa you know what man send Nick a link real quick though send Nick a link I'm looking for a room dude you saw it I independently I saw that cuz I always scroll through Facebook Marketplace and I saw that same Lis and I thought the same thing I was like that's so weird and when you posted that I was like that's your bite that's crazy yeah I thought it was really funny cuz then now to have no indication that that's the kind of society that's living there is kind of funny where they just ████ who the way that he made it sound it seemed like they were sound kinky
4:16 it's like if you're in these walls you're on limits it's it that's what it felt like but hey dude if you're here you you you got to be ready who's that horny yeah know that f███████ are not that horny okay imagine Chappelle in that ████ house dude all these people trying to sex yeah the one the one Vice about I just can't imagine how that first conversation is going to go when they you finally move in and they're like so now that you're here yeah now that you're here yeah interesting good luck to whoever that is but that yeah that s███'s ████ I thought that was kind of a wild coincidence whatever happened to ████ regular Maybe when you've done it so much you just have to move up to the next get it has to get old right it has to be like damn this is
5:07 ████ not fun anymore I think some people just how like think it how high can you take sex I mean I don't ask this room brother we do extreme sports in here Steve has a pretty crazy signature move I don't know if you know it signature move he's got a crazy horny boys in yeah he's got a bunch of timolin oh yeah metal chains hanging for my ceiling brother oh hell no with Hoops on them dude iing hold on does the Iron Cross understand it's you hanging no no no I'm I'm holding on with my with my Timberlands on the back of my wife's head sometimes I have to wrap the chains around my wrists just to make sure I got it on tight just you in timberin is already without the rest of the story is pretty weird naked naked in timberin they get Tim both feet yeah do you even actually have Timber of course I do oh I
5:59 have snow shoes too of course I do the ones that look like tennis rackets Yeah Christmas and it looks like my wife crimped her hair but she didn't oh you like that ████ I just want to hear this bit with her present cuz I know her comebacks are going to be so no no no no we don't need to have her own no no no I guess it is a crazy story yeah I mean that's the lately I guess that's the wildest thing that I saw happen yeah I'm trying to think of compl crazy I sprayed my back here we go follow up how' you spray it he like then I had to work through my injuries off the workout I just didn't have good form and I pulled it it was my fault yeah I've been doing a modified pigeon stretch it's from having bad form
6:49 yeah at this point of working out you still have bad form no sometimes like you're tired dunking on you dude sometimes you're really tired and then you know what the cues are and then you're like you're like halfway committed so you're just like ah ████ it and then you go a I shouldn't have done that it's like kind of like you know you're like let's say you're about to go for a back flip right and you have to commit you can't change your form Midway right and then so your takeoff is about to be bad and instead of being a good boy and go I'll start start it over you're just like ████ it I'll just I'll take off the way that I left and then you're like ah ████ so like that I do that you do back flips I did back flips when I was uh in college oh ████ oh yeah we went over this yeah you're right you can do that so how is it feeling at this moment are you is it just today was the first day I could sneeze without
7:39 pain God damn are the meds helping sneezing while you have back pain will ████ ████ I'm like ████ your oh really yeah wait you did it from deadlifting damn how much were you deadlifting like 500 hell yeah he's like the bar the bar 500 I did 500 one time yeah yeah really good D hell strong yeah I was like I don't need to do this ever he's doing it every two weeks yeah it felt dumb mhm damn dude that's like the wildest ████ every day no he's not dumb every day just me at least he just a sprain yeah could have been worse right like when you like broke your hand and you kept on working out every day yeah that's pretty crazy my life's boring huh yeah I'm trying to think of wild the wildest Things all right uh so so I was just uh like this was like just over the last weekend I was chilling at home my
8:29 neighbor calls me and he's like crying and I'm like oh ████ what's going on right he's like hey like I have to put London down which is his dog oh no and I kind of knew cuz like I kind of knew this is swirling around for like a couple days cuz he had seen him and like the dog looked rough and uh it's like an old dog it's like an old little Yorkie dog or whatever it's like 15 years old so he's like hey can you come with me oh D to to put dog are you guys close like that yeah we're homies so I was like yeah I was like yeah dude so then I go to his house cuz I didn't understand he's blubbering like a ████ little ████ right and and I go to his house cuz he can't blubbering like a little he can't he can't he can't drive like he
9:20 he's yeah he's like he's from the UK no no he's from the UK he never got his drivers like Oh I thought he me he was like bling so much he couldn't drive no and he's like this he's like a professional poker player so he's like he's like does great so he just pays for Ubers all the time even just to go down the street so he he got it I guess he got at Uber to the vet's office so I I was waiting to pick him up I'm reading the doorbell she I'm like where the ████ is this guy and he's like no mate I'm I'm actually there so then I go in there and as soon as I walk in the nurses are like are you Steve and then they're like come with me like that kind of ████ yeah it's like immediately heavy their sensitivity training is really good at these places oh yeah dude what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and
10:10 another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details so then the I'm in there and like hey sorry brother and all ████ right and then the the doctor comes in and like they they're basically like okay take a couple moments or whenever you're ready kind of thing and then um they put the needle in you watch it go down he's sitting there crying stuff and then the the the vet guy turns and and then he leaves and I'm like
11:00 bro that guy just murdered your dog shut up yeah needed a little juice or something then he you know he laughed and it was kind of like you know that was like our first that's probably what helped a lot though actually in that moment that could have went two ways no I know him and he's yeah he knows me you should kick his ████ ass yeah yeah that dog and you have to pay him now yeah yeah exactly that's what he was joking about but yeah this dog was like basically I think there's there's people in in countries who have never traveled the Earth as much as this dog has like this dog went all over the world oh yeah yeah like there's a lot of emotion behind yeah yeah yeah and like so you've been with them forever so yeah yeah it was it was it was a it was a heavy last weekend that is super heavy I can't even think of being in the room with someone
11:51 else's pet is being you I've never been through that before I guess my brother had been there when we put our family dog down but I I was already in La at the time so had never been through that it's pretty Eerie yeah it's rough yeah yeah it's sad cuz it's a choice you have to make but then you're making it on behalf of the animal cuz you know they're also in pain so it's weird to like cuz usually for humans like your family members is if they pass they pass you don't pull the plug on your family members yeah that's true it's a different Dynamic some there's some that you're like oh there's some for sure I'll put that ████ in a heartbeat yeah yeah no questions asked there's just no plug which ████ huh what you think you got something you think of Auntie Flo somebody anybody Auntie Flo anybody just random name just he Sparks any ideas this I know I think my family listens to everything I uh so you can't be they do
12:41 watch a lot of ████ that I do they do Aunt it' be an aunt aunt I ████ guessed it I guessed it it be an aunt aunt Joe you said you said a ████ so I was like has to be not maybe probably not so uh you know everybody likes Mike song I got a Mike song Story Mike song in terms of like something that's very interesting for you got to quickly describe who Mike song is for uh Mike song is uh my boyfriend actually business partner boyfriend dancer yeah okay that being said um no he's married he's bisexual he's married yeah it's a side piece side forget you thought Nick knows the story I told that at linhardt so basically uh I like to get drunk sometimes and then I do like really just stupid things like I think that's
13:32 the point of being drunk sometimes right like you don't want to be like holding yourself smart all the time right so we're we're just drinking at at Mike and his wife's spot and then um the funny thing is that like I I like jiujitsu but I don't take Jiu-Jitsu so when I get drunk I try to do Jiu-Jitsu because that's that's that's the funny part that's that's what makes it fun right and then uh so he um you're doing it so so it's at Mike's house room oh ████ okay and then uh he's been doing it one of our crew mates though also does Jiu-Jitsu and I always mess around with him at rehearsal he'd be teaching me stuff you know what I mean I got that I got my delaa you know what I mean on game right now you know what I'm saying straight straight I'm getting I got repon I've got repon that's all I'm saying I understand I understand pulling back with the ████ rear naked choke you know you can't you got to extend if you want to get that choke under the
14:22 chin like I you I know some ████ to go can you just let me talk it's my story you sh ████ sor all you talking about ATI you flow all right so um so I get you know I I I I start getting into you know my blood starting to pump I'm like hey Joe's are are other homie does ju I'm hey man let's you know let's roll and he's like yeah yeah let's go and Mike's like no like I don't think you guys should roll here like there's not enough room I'm like no dude n dude trust man we W to go full out I don't ████ know anything I don't take jju so I'm like no dud we're just mess around you know we're just going to have it's like dude I there's not trust me I take ████ class like there's not enough room here right I'm like dude come on come on man just let us ████ roll dudee we have a good time blah blah blah right so he finally he's like all right fine ████ man so he just lets me go off oh ████ so then obviously we're you know messing around everything's cool yeah you're winning you're smashing nothing's happening we're just having a good time right just boys right and then
15:14 uh goes on a little longer next thing you know things start to get a little bit more you know rough between you and Joe me and my homie Joe okay and uh and then next thing we just hear this like Clink right and then U oh ████ we stopped and then Mike's looking over at this kind of like ceramic elephant oh no fully like broke the trunk off oh no I know and then Mike's like and he like disappointment is always way crazier than anger right so he's just like ████ he's got like his face in his hands I'm like oh no was that thing from Thailand or some ████ here's the thing he's like dude that's that's addes that's his wife's name he's like that's addes and like I I don't know the full story about it I just know that it has some something to do with their family that's the worst thing we're like
16:04 that's the worst thing to hear no I don't know oh no right fixing it and then she's upstairs working on some ████ so she just yells down what happened right her ████ she comes down I broke your family com down I'm already on ████ I'm already on my ████ knees just like head on my that's jiujitsu right there yeah thank you and then uh oh no she you know the room is ████ heavy and then she like looks at this thing she like gets on the floor and then she starts tearing up so we're all like oh my god dude oh ████ and she's like no no and we're like we're so sorry she's like no I know I know you guys I know you guys just want to have fun and I don't want to kill the vibe she being like super cool about it oh girl but she's like but I am going to
16:54 make you feel really really bad right now because this is from my dead grandfather oh almost oh no and then were you like well then you should have put it in a safer place you know we like doing Jiu-Jitsu when we're drunk why'd you leave it out yeah why is the trunk why is the trunk in the hallway you know me and Joe like to ████ around why did you leave this here you know who we are there's 11 guys in this living room right now you should have knew so she's like I was like I was like I'll do I'll do what whatever I need to do to fix it she's like I know I know I just I don't want to kill the vibe I know you guys are having a good time that's such a sweetheart I'm just going to gather all the pieces and stuff how many pieces trunk I thought the trunk bro out
17:44 there's a bunch of big broken pieces and little this thing is like ████ this big oh oh ████ this like a ceramic elephant so then uh so she takes she goes upstairs there's like obviously a you know there's a beat you know of just wait in silence and then I'm I'm looking at mik I'm like I want to fix it he's like I know I know but I ████ told you and I was like and I was like me and my been boys for like 20 plus years or whatever you know what I mean I told him I was like Hey next 5 years anytime you ████ tell me tell me you got it next five because you got put a ████ number on that's you know how your boys work you know it's a big deal for for one of us to have anything over the
18:35 other person is a big ████ deal I mean two years I think you set yourself up for failure five is too long but the funny thing is we're in Seattle this like other weekend right and then you know we're all we're all drinking you know boys will be boys and then we're at my my buddy's like you know like pad who's like 25th floor of this like skyrise downtown Seattle right he's got like two balconies one for the living room one from like personal room we're all drunk being stupid and I was like yo you ever jiujitsu toss ████ to each other on the balconies bro you are the worst dude what the f so him his you know he lives there with his girl you know I'm fun you know I'm fun so his girl you know just like yo that's a ████ funny idea so we we go out there we're like we're like What can we Chuck you know we're like yo let's grab these oranges right so we start going on the balconies and then um she's over there too she's waiting and I'm about to Chuck this orange and my homie is like dude like if
19:26 you just drop one of these things like that could kill kill somebody down there right I was like no dude it'll be chill dude we're cool right it'll be chill it won't kill anybody he keeps all trying to be like um but like I I don't know if it's a good idea right I'm like dude this is going to be ████ funny it's core memories man and then Mike looks at me and he goes and don't do it and I'm like I man that's a bad idea you saved me for a ████ manslaughter dude you're going to kill somebody with an orange by the way what's funny about just seeing an orange go from one balcony to the other yeah unless you're a drunk ████ there there's no I love I love I just love drunk drunk Anthony is hilarious dude you're you're uper Shenanigans man that's nice of you to honor your 5year window even while in toxicated so it starts in 2024 I just
20:17 got five more years to go what is your drink of choice all but I will do tequila though tequila is just like it's too it's too ████ fun whiskey at night tequila and anytime in the morning Tequila's my jam te you guys you guys all drink I don't drink I can't drink I I get all Sinners we oh we we're about to we're about to do itting in like 30 minutes brother stick around dude you know you know be a sick ass Addie move instead of like when she's going I don't want to kill the Vib so why don't we all just get something important to us bring it and well I'll ████ it up Anthony break it what would you bring well the difference is I don't put my ████ out in the Jiu-Jitsu room you know what I mean you made it in the Jiu-Jitsu room you know yeah there's no fancy
21:09 boses in the gym you were telling me you were going to get it repaired did you did you call that guy yeah so so I you know there there's a bunch of different there's a bunch of different like ceramic art restoration places right so I was like dude this is like an important this is a Sentimental piece right so I had to find a person who was like featured on like Good Morning America like this person like there's a whole like same thing with like almost like tattoos there's like a lineage if your family was like a an it's an artist thing you have to be an artist to understand how to put it back and fix the art and stuff so this whole thing right and this will be a followup cuz uh it's it's funny because I obviously ████ up but basically he was like okay I could do I could fix it so it's super presentable for like this price right let's just say this price right here he's like or I can make it perfect for this price and the crazy thing is like you
21:59 ain't trying to give something back imperfect nor am I going to put her in the spot and be like hey like which one you want you know what I mean that's ████ up too so now you got me going uh can you send me images of what presentable means right and then I have to C bases that be like okay uh now I'm trying to negotiate I'm like what if I got this as my budget like can it get better than this he's all he's all you ever seen that Jesus Fresco also you got you got to tell Mike hey if I bring it back perfect can we reduce the 5 years now that's so one 6 months hey you pay that much if I bring it back and it's just good Mike you guys know Mike Mike's such a good dude that he's trying to pay for half of it because he's like no that's just my fault too for letting you put it makes me ████ Mak makes so much worse know
22:50 why is it so good like that dude I'm so ████ cheap I'd say yeah yeah you're right you want to be a total scumbag no you should tell Addie and go Addy I was going to pay for this just to like make it right but check it out for this much and I think you should do it he's offering to upgrade the elephant and make it even better always be selling
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