0:00 your offer is 50,000 anytime you meet up cuz then we don't know what's going to happen it's one day he might be like hey can I just talk to you all right cool and then the other day he might just be like can I just throw the ████ out of you and then the next day I'm going be like bro you ████ my throat up dude bro but at the same time you can't call him bird you call him [Music] daddy welcome back to a very zaddy episode of the careful boys where today Tyler was so curious what's your price what's your price what our price is to have a sugar D and he's looking into his wallet and he's like I got about got $10 or or in your case in your case it'd be a sugar Mommy cuz has to be the thing that you don't Su so we get sugar mommies you get a sugar daddy cuz sugar daddy is somebody
0:50 that you don't want to sleep with so cuz I'm going attracted all men like if it's like a if it's like a 50-year-old like icky guy would it be harder for you to a sugar grandma like a old lady or an old guy I would rather sleep with an old lady than an old man wow okay fine trigar Daddy for all of us but that's not fair cuz for us it's like whether they're a hot man or a ugly man or a big man or whatever I just don't want a man in me he got to clap my cheeks bro I don't like that that's why we got to know your price know your price and it's got to be the least amount you're willing to take yeah why come I can't have a sugar cougar cuz that's normal cuz that's you that's what you want you pay her you want that you want that you would pay her at any no no no no no like what if it's like for no but what if I'm not attracted to her though you're not attracted to anything in this scenario yeah yeah it's sugar yeah but it still grosses meow most people are not
1:42 attracted to the what if my Sugar mommy Susan boil no no no no she sings great that's too that's cheating that's kind of hot okay fine it has to be a sugar mommy for Tyler then fine okay whatever all right that's why it's not the same it's not Apples to Apples it's like how cuz when a girl's in a sugar daddy situation it's still a man right so she's like still if she's straight it's not it's still gross but it's still a mess has to be against your preference then okay fine two part video all right sugar Mommy so it's practical sugar daddy so it's practical and then you raise the stakes that's how you got to ████ do it dude that's how you got to do it dude you think you're put you think you're putting me in a worst situation but I would rather I would rather penetrate an old woman than be penetrated by an old man that I dislike like like that I don't like like that no she's still going to penetrate you oh I'm getting okay okay that changes
2:33 practical sugar mommy or sugar daddy depending on your realistic situation what you would actually potentially get offered and then the lowest price before before you start let me tell you an example that I know is true so there's there's a friend I have who a there was this old man and he was giving him these things him yep he's he was sending him he was sending him fman Jones weekly damn from his from his farm that he owned oh he's a Rancher and then he gave him a a one of three I think like limited edition Mercedes Benz to drive what the ████ wait do I know this person I feel like this sounds I don't know if you know him what's the age what's the age Gap it was he was like old I don't know I don't know his age but he was old you know the details of what they did
3:24 here's the thing he said he didn't do anything with it but you don't believe him nobody believes that for filet Min you telling me the tenderloin not even the high chicken item yeah yeah yeah and and he was and and he was giving him money in jewelry like on top oh that's a lot dude yeah I've heard I've heard of like girls going on like dates with guys for like a few hundred dollars and not doing anything with them and that's like sure yeah that's I think but it depends on how old they are if they're really old they may he said that the dude was just just wanted a companion so I don't believe it but the like after seeing that what what would you do it for if I didn't if I didn't have to ████ not a fet I would entertain him all day bro I would get I would dress ████ dope and then like you have to ████ yeah you have to yeah you have to ████ you don't know you don't know if he wants to or not you just have to be up for whatever you have to be up
4:14 for whatever you got to suck you got to ████ you got to do everything and Tuck all right dude don't yell at me I'm sorry we're looking at tra sugar daddies you got to cuck you got to pluck you said TR what's the arrangement are we ████ once a month no that there's no Arrangement it's just you have to be up for anything that's a sugar sugar boyfriend experience yeah I have to pretend that I really you got to do it all you got to show up and whatever he wants to do you have to do it you don't know like he's paying you to do your ████ job you're receiving gifts for the unknown that's true sugar daddy is yeah but couldn't he have just received them prior to doing something and then just not just ghost the guy like that's a c movie She wow you are Bling Ring colen canot be this situation what would you what would your price be what do you need to be
5:04 receiving in order to like be down for this Arrangement on a on a monthly basis like what's your monthly is there ████ involved okay again you don't know what you're walking into all the boxes are checked what what do you get in return it's a worst case scenario Sugar Daddy it's not a heaven sent sugar daddy you got to work for it sug true sugar it's got to be painful I think I have to go pretty high up there cuz my butt is BR brand new so that means I could charge wait is it it's a premiums never been penetrated not even by girls wait is it that even by a girl with a huge tongue no it's been tried by fingers but never that sounds like Tried by [Laughter] 12 oh my God okay so uh thing is like
5:56 they would $50,000 a month per session procession procession this isn't a session thing it's it's a eternity how much no no no no annually it's not it's uh how much you think you're bringing to the table right now a tight ass a tight ass oh okay so your offer your offer is 50,000 anytime you meet up yeah yeah no cuz then we don't know what's going to happen it's one day he might be like hey can I just talk to you all right cool and then the other day he might just be like can I just throw ████ the ████ out of you and then the next day I'm going be like bro you ████ my throat up dude a bro but at the same time don't you think that you can't call him BR you call him daddy oh brother if you charge him 50,000 don't you think he's going to be like damn I better get my money's worth every time like a hungry dude at a buffet oh
6:49 ████ try ultimate value yeah you you ████ yourself up with that all right 100K then 100K procession yeah now now he's taking every hole every time it's got to be realistic numbers I don't know I got to phone a a friend that goes to Dubai and I got to ask for those numbers cuz I heard that those numbers are pretty high yeah but they're getting like pooped on and ████ if you're going to do something you might as well go all the way and get paid getop disagree with that yeah I would rather somebody uh poop on me than ████ put a penis in my mouth or my butt no way I would I mean yeah I poop on me I can wash that off ████ on my chest but idea it doesn't hurt well you're more grossed out by a penis than by I will literally take that ████ and go like you like that Daddy you know to
7:39 do that is because I'll poop on a glass table while he's under it that's that's what I'll do I don't want my butt to be stretched by a big dick it hurt it's going to hurt yeah but at least that's something that's that people there's there are people that love each other that do that it's too relatable hey hey hey hey hey it would only hurt the first time not all day man do anal sex that's true most of them do right not all people that ████ do it over a person I'm assuming I'm not going to fall in love with the guy no Pro well that's up to you that's up to you that's up to you we're saying this is an undesirable sugar daddy this isn't a heavy okay here let me start because it's obviously we're going to freaking just do the 20 billion answer again would you guys do it for a car let's do sugar mama Let's do let's do more
8:29 realistic for some of us right no let's start with the let's start with with sugar daddy that's fun that's funny would you do it for a car no what's the car Lambo Lambo would you do it for Lambo no I don't care about Lambo depreciating asset would you do it for uh a house where for as anywhere you want as long as you're as long as the the sessions are available you can live in this house oh it's just live in it hell no unlimited sessions what's that that's like that's like 1,000 bucks a month maybe yeah you only own you only own the house as long as you're n hell no so you get to live there for free but he might be like surprised it's suck suck time exactly no that's we're not broke boys kind of broke way but not like that I'd rather yeah I'd rather what if you okay what if you get the deed some people will call that a marriage okay now we're talking even if you even if the arrangement like he dies you still hold it great I'm selling it
9:20 and moving elsewhere it's going to have to be a big ass property in the right spot yeah that means at any given moment that's your whole career is like hey it suck suck time 3:00 a.m. nah that's no way to live it's got to be like Penthouse apartment in like m w up suck I feel like for somebody who has prospects and can knows how to make money is a completely different question from somebody who's like desperate for money and is like willing to take that's very true at that point I'll put a gun in my mouth cuz I ████ up a long time ago I'm sucking on what if the guy is a oil tycoon okay so that could be billions of dollars he's willing to add you to his inheritance today's video is brought to you by Uncommon Goods spark something uncommon this holiday with just a right gift from Uncommon Goods when you say uncommon do you mean like
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11:53 his murder yeah sucking for 40 years but you know what's crazy is like it changes it changes IM he might be cool yeah what if he's cool yeah when he not when he's ████ your butt dude that's crazy all right like this I would say there has to be like a firsttime fee of like somewhere around at least $50,000 initial down payment and then after that it could become like 10,000 he gives you a credit card with 50k limit a month that's kind of cool wait does it roll over do I get to keep the points you know what here's the thing all the scenarios sound good at first but I think about getting ████ in the butt and I just can't get past that but you can get past it after one time like well that's why we're saying what's the value of what if he only wants you to ████ him in the butt there you go that's the thing is like if it
12:43 becomes a sugar mama it changes immediately my price is immediately lower that's the crazy thing of course yeah because you're more yeah it's it's more relatable yeah cuz you're not gay Nick we get it but let's be gay for a video huh no no but if I had to really like oh D 50k credit card would you do it yes no okay no you would not for credit card I think I vomit if I try to have sex with a grandma come out 20y Billy let's all just say 20y Bill okay no Ryan's over he's like ████ it I'm done he can't ████ a grandma he wants to ████ a grandma dud okay then fine what's your sugar mama prices since the sugar daddies are so hard ConEd all right what's your what's your sugar daddy price if it's your step you
13:34 you know what I think the things that like cougar situations or what women want it's much more different than what a guy would probably ask for a guy's going to be a nasty ████ it's going to be expensive L like can you just take me to dinner it's way worse for me but then if it's like when you hear these like what sugar mama situations right they're so different they're not like come over here and ████ put whipped cream in my ████ and ████ eat it every day and let me ████ on you like it's come over here and listen to me talk for five hours what's your what's your what's your price what's your sugar daddy price if three nights a week your stepdad wants to give you investment tips and and pitches for companies and it's going to be six hour sessions what's your price that's his Kink oh ████ to just tell you A big
14:26 pitch and then go so are you in all right I you got to build a business with him realistically none of us can even answer the regular question hours three times yeah yeah yeah yeah 6 hours three times a week and he 25 Grand a week to just hear his pitches 25 Grand that's so unrealistic 25 Grand a week just to just sit there and listen to he's like it's a fishing pole that election that's got to be hard dud cuz I'm also thinking about the future where it's going to get more and more crazy but then the as the bank account gets bigger and bigger and bigger I'll just feel like come okay come talk to me I don't care that means I don't have to have any other job yeah he we typically do twice a four times a month ████ 10 hour sessions here anyway so Oh I thought you say with that
15:17 dude cuz that sounded pretty rough when he was when you were talking about him giving you a sales pitch he was giving David a sales pitch and David was going like oh really and then how was like should we save him and well he actually looks like he's into the conversation yeah let's leave him alone and then later he goes why don't you ████ save me Colleen in any type of situation would you accept a sugar daddy Arrangement at all let's start there no no one's on the table comment below I I I have my pride and my Integrity it's it's it gets everybody's got a price clean like me I give my dick up for free it's not for sale Colleen's like me Colleen be giving up her dick all day Ryan's like me it's for free not for
16:08 sale you are are you like Joe in that way can you relate so you relate to that you would never do any type of sugar dating no I've gotten offers the point is you have to what's the price how good were the offers though were they bad yeah was it like concert tickets yeah same level same level I'll Max I'll max out your Roth IR I got these insync I'm Ma I got some Kenny G's yeah is the process of sugar daddying is that technically illegal that is that considered prostitution what were the what were how do how how you you said you were I'm curious how you were propositioned yeah and then like what were what how it like how' it go down sometimes I get random emails oh what like on your work email just be like and DMS too and it's like hey uh can you do this camera and you're
16:59 like okay cool and you think it's a real job and then they're like of me naked and and then hold holding the rolls in between like when I was younger um I got random emails of like hey can you sell your like underwear and your shoes like they have to be really used you know that's what happens to girls you didn't sell it you know what's funny I entertained it for a second cuz I was like this is this ████ is ridiculous took a photo of like these shoes he's like they're not used enough o ooh they're not real freak dude yeah I was like you think these are the they go to Goodwill and then they grab shoes and go oh this the maybe it's just for stranger shoes it doesn't do anything for or it has to be like of cuz you know like you know what happens when a lot of have you ever seen this thing where girls open a Poshmark and all of a sudden people are buying the ████ out of their like clothes and they're just like huh yes
17:49 that's who's buying them 100% I would love that problem yes and that's a great problem I'll take it you want to buy my old ████ that I don't wear anymore fine buy clean Poshmark com link below yeah it happens to a lot of girls that do can you sell my stuff on your Poshmark 100% I'll take C I got some undies that could be sold I'll take a cut yeah absolutely JK could definitely probably sell like stuff like that and make a ton of money a a sugar daddy if he was like really sexy like a really hot guy and he was like I'm just lonely is that just like a relationship no no no it's like he doesn't want a relationship with you he just wants like sexual access openly and he wants to pay you for it that's it he's a nice guy yeah he's willing to pay your a sugar daddy situation because he also has a wife and you that can't
18:40 get out that's that's a good layer that's a good layer come on no I can't you can't you can't do that I can't guys I yeah she's like she's she's a she just cut you off too yeah but I would be so much more it was a range marriage and you didn't even want her she has didn't have integrity what she has a snagle tooth just throw that in there and her and her and her her footage is always out of focus do it what about sugar mama though no no you wouldn't do it she drives a sweet Subaru cuz you know like a lot of these situations are are they change when you when you make the person attractive it does cuz it doesn't seem like that's the difference between harassment and it's still the act that I could be bought yeah yeah that's you have to deal with that that's what I have to deal with I can be bot but it depends on okay well it depends on how much I get that's what I'm saying like you have to say yes
19:31 what's that 100K a month 100K a month he's hot say what 100K a month he's hot he's a hot guy and what do I have to do you just got to ████ him whenever he wants whenever he wants but he's not that horny he's like three days a week horny not that horny that's a pretty sweet pot that's healthy 3 days a week but you are if you're not going to take it I'll take it you do have to like sacrifice a SC and you come every time but but oh nice actually no Take that away take that away take that away got to be more painful had fun what do you mean it's got to be painful no not painful like that I don't mean like that yeah you do there's more pain points how appealing do we have to make this situation 100K a month H sugar mommy or sugar daddy like feelit just answer one question at a time would you do it 100K a month if you don't ████ do it I'll punch you in the head right now no 100K a month that's 36 that's like
20:21 nine times he's attractive and he actually is sexually good he's like good at it yeah how about he's good at sex CU he's like but I might fall in love you so that's dangerous cuz yeah that's the only caveat you can't fall in love you fall in love no more money it's for beaing I can fake that you would do it the love but not the orgasm would I do it I I think it'd have to be more oh yeah really but this it start she's starting to consider it though yeah cuz then maybe there's a JK fan out there being like Oh I cuz then maybe if it gets to like a high enough amount I could just 1 month I do it I'm out yeah I did the thing I could support family I can do 12 month contract minimum no okay okay realistic scenario realist realistic scenario realistic
21:11 scenario all right let's say you're single okay you're talking to someone and then it's starting to get like romantic and ████ and then they go oh wait all right but um I got to tell you something what I'm actually married oh ████ well I don't want to be a home wer goes but I never actually wanted to do it I did it because of citizenship like it was an arrangement we don't love each other it has to be what it is but I'm I'm really into you but then at the same time like I want to make it worth your time so I'm going to pay you buy you an apartment do all this stuff and you're going to be my girlfriend experience or boyfriend experience this person you're actually into but they want you to do that so that it's more like I'm a busy person
22:01 and I want you to have the time when I come visit you and so so it's like cuz a lot of sugar baby situations turn out like that because it's like well if you're always working I could never ████ see you but I want you to have free time so what are your bills and I'll just cover that for you so now you have time that's a more realistic I just don't want to be in a position where they end up having more leverage and then now I'm conditioned into relying on that money for my lifestyle and then now I'm codependent on this person you got to invest so it's like you gave up your work cuz then you could be like at any given time suck me at 3 a.m. right so I mean for me it's got to be like a a short period of time an extreme amount of money he got to be attractive that's a big one right that' be a huge plus so you just looking for a rich husband hey
22:53 come on who isn't though yeah are we all where they at where's heard that who isn't working looking I'm right here I'm right here I'm Wai DM me all the would you guys want a rich husband all the sugar dating examples I know of in real life of people that I know it's never been an attractive guy yeah never cuz if he's attractive he's not going to pay for it like that's how it works but if they're isn't it like yeah if they're attractive it's just it's just he's always white and and the girl's always not yeah that's so true she's always ex out of the three examples I'm thinking know off no we play that game all the time cuz being in wyi and Las Vegas they're both like the ████ adultery capitals of the America the the one of the sugar dating examples I know of the guy was given my friend
23:43 10K a month but it was a guy to guy it was like maybe once every two weeks but it was a girl or guy to guy it was a girl to old guy that she would have sex with him and she would have sex with him and it was like once every once every two weeks can't do they but that must be like girlfriend experience I'm just curious how long old guys are smashing for you think they last a while the way that it would work is she would she would he would get like a hotel and she would stay there for like a day or two I heard guys old guys though last a long time because their dick is insensitive anymore so then so then they get they get rock hard like a young man but they could keep pumping and pumping and pumping and pumping the sugar that's a b no that's cuz that's the real ████ though is it like having to do part of why he would do it is because he didn't want the Judgment of that what do you mean cuz like when
24:33 you're sugar dating with somebody like if you can't get it up or something they're not making you feel bad about it it's a it's a transaction yeah so he wanted that comfort of like not being judged he wants good customer service okay well that may work for some people I just customer service I don't think I you know the girlfriend experience thing is like it's also your you have a nice girlfriend I'm wondering though okay like let's say you're not trying to get the ████ let's say you're 60-year-old dude right CT you're 60 years old how else will he ever have a chance to date or even get close to a girl that hot and young that's true that's why I think a lot of these guys do it like they skip their young phase cuz they worked so damn hard maybe they never had the chance to date and then they want to like I just grosses me out I don't think
25:23 I'd ever get rid of that feeling and I don't think any amount of money is going to make me forget those moments that's I think and I think that's why I can't bring myself but you know what though it is an important factor cuz now that you say that about the guys like they didn't get to have a career like they didn't have to have a life early on that makes me go like I'll do it for 5K a month cuz you feel bad for him but that's like that's more realistic that's what I'm saying I think like all of our prices all all our to society I think we would be highballing it wait so you're more likely to sleep with someone if you feel sorry for them yeah I'll do hey dude 3K I'll do 3K on one I'm a simp man yeah
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