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When Do Pranks Go Too Far?

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0:00 Like let's say like um my dad pops back and he's like prank. I was gone for three years. I'd be like what the ████ Okay. In terms of being pranked for you personally, what is going too far? Where do you draw the line? Like if I did something and where would you actually get mad at me? >> He's using this as market research. >> Damn. I better choose my worst. >> Like destroying property. >> Well, what what value? >> Like I wouldn't like it if like u my car exploded or something. >> I wouldn't like it though. >> Don't walk out to your car right now. >> Yeah. What if then a nicer car showed up? >> Oh, that's cool.

0:50 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Go, go, go. >> Yeah, that's cool. >> How about Is it too far? Is it too far when someone like pants you in public? >> Um if my balls come out. Yeah. >> What if one What if your balls come out in private private event? >> Yeah, private event. Line heart friends and family. Uh like >> if you I'll say this. If you pants me, I don't know what I'm going to do afterwards. I don't know. >> That sounds scary. >> I don't know. It's kind of like a flip of a coin. I might be really like, haha. And then I'll think about it and I'll be like, I'm gonna your ass up randomly. Or I might just be like, uh, I don't know. Actually, that's >> all right. How about let me make >> I might try to I might try to multit you after. Let me give you a very uh clear example. All right, it's uh Tiff's mom's birthday. It's family party at your house. Uh Bart pances you. You trip over the pants with your ankles. Slamming a table. All the poops goes up like that.

1:41 And and her whole family's dying laughing. >> I'll run away and cry. >> Which one? She's poopoo sauce. >> I'll run away and cry for sure. >> Be thief. >> Um man, that'd be >> I think I think at no at that point you just have to have a big old laugh. >> Is that a good one moment or is that like a I'm going to get you for this? If I ruin all the papooseas, that's a bone right. >> But then they're all laughing. They're having a good time. They thought it was the funniest slapstick thing they've ever seen. >> Yeah. And they love that. They love that kind of humor. I think that would actually go very well. I think they would like that. >> Sal was like that. >> If everyone has a good time, then I have to be like, "All right, well, it's okay then." >> Yeah. >> You can't be a party pooper. >> Yeah, you can't be a party pooper. >> You know, I was really thinking hard about it. >> I actually don't think I'm a get mad person. I think I'm more of like >> I'd probably want to have like a heartto-heart and be like, "Dude, what was why did you do that? Why did you pants me at like at the the at the ISA event or whatever?

2:31 >> Why Why'd you do that? What What happened? >> Right. Right. When they go bark, you roll the court. >> Cuz I think my part the part that like uh throws me off is I think I have a certain rapport and relationship with each person >> and then when something breaks out of it, it makes me feel like more betrayed. So it's more like dude like what happened? I thought we were cool. Like that's what it feels like. >> Me like lack of respect. >> Yeah. Yeah. But then other otherwise any other prank that doesn't go too far? >> I'm you know >> what a weird laugh. I think I know what I would do in that situation. If Bart pants me and I fell over the papoose, I would chase him around and I'd rip his pants off. >> Just get him back. >> Just I just pull his pants off and I would hide in like this is mine now. or knowing your technique and strength, you

3:21 can probably get all his clothes off. >> He's just completely naked >> and have him tied up like rolled up like a pretzel. >> But in order to do it, he's got to roll with a naked bar. >> And the whole family's just waiting for you guys to finish. >> Whole family is like, "Haha, >> but let's be honest. Like, how how mad would you guys really get?" >> I think going too far would be something that's detrimental to my other areas of business. >> Like, what do you mean? What could that be? What could that possibly be? >> Well, we just all have other sectors of life is all and like one thing that might be funny or appropriate to one group of friends might actually be really awkward to another. >> Like 9/11 stuff. >> Hypothetically, >> as if 9/11's not divisive everywhere. >> I feel like I feel like Anony's line is like way off now because

4:11 >> So, is that the only thing that's the as long as it does it? I think if there's like residual harm, then it's like that was >> like I think a good prank has actually no end harm. >> It just lives in its own moment. >> So let's say you come home and then there's poo poo all over the walls. >> Doesn't affect any sector of your other stuff at all. >> Yeah, there's there's harm there, though. >> So it's just like you said, if like your car gets destroyed, that's that's a s█████ prank. If a new better car shows up, cool. So there's poop all over my walls and then now I have a new house. >> Sick. >> That's sick. That's >> What if you have new paint? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But wouldn't you just >> But you have to paint it. >> Wouldn't you want to just have that person paint you a new wall instead of a new house? >> Yeah, but like >> instead of a new house, a new house. >> Wouldn't you just want a new house no matter what?

5:01 >> Does Does my wife now have just an image and smell of like ████ all over the walls? She's like, "Great, we have new paint, but why was there ████ all over the walls?" But how would you how would you whoever shatter on your wall, how would you talk to them or what would you do? >> Did they give me a new house? >> No. Well, that's what I'm saying. But they didn't. They didn't. >> So, it's not a prank. It's just like a s█████ prank. >> That's not even a prank. That's just being weird. >> Yeah, that's crazy prank now I think about it. >> It took him that long. >> The prank is like getting you to like feel a type of way, but then being like, "No, it's all good. It's just a prank. Here's something better." Right. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Right. Like a s█████ prank to me is like the again I don't even know if these are like real or acting or not, but you know the ones we see on Tik Tok where it's like >> uh somebody's at a a store and then they like throw a grocery bag over them or like they throw like some other stuff at

5:51 them and everybody's like, >> "Oh yeah, ████ that." But that's just content. >> That's just content. But there's nothing about that guy that's like you win $100 because you reacted cool or something. Is it too far if the the Kin just prank you by uh you all go on stage for a performance? They prank you because right when the beat hits the one, they bounce out and you have to do a solo and you didn't even realize it. >> What kind of show is it? Is it like a job? Like the clients are now like everything rests on me? >> It's It's a showcase. It's not a It's not one of those. It's like It's like a freaking um like a IDL, >> but it's a big moment. So, like they prank you by making you think it's a routine and then they bounce out and then the the audio goes Anthony Lee and then you're just standing there and you got to like you got to take a full minute and a half. >> Do I know the number or is it like a

6:42 totally different song and now I'm like just >> Yeah, they just start playing some random like song to freestyle to. >> Um, if we all really get to laugh about it afterwards and nobody actually thinks that like again no residual harm if >> and and you won't die cuz you you can handle yourself fine. It's just unexpected. >> You get a big job after that because of it. >> Great. I'll take it. Even if I didn't get a big job afterwards, if they just decided to do that for some like it's like my birthday or something, so they just wanted me to like feel that. I'm not going to kill anybody. I'm like, damn, that was wild. >> But you wouldn't get mad, right? >> As long as we also get to perform later and restore Kes's name in the audience. >> No, it's like it's it's like a thing where everyone everyone but you knew that you had to do a solo. >> That's that's kind of funny. >> It doesn't even look weird to the audience. They're just like, "Oh, yeah, Anthony Lee." >> It's kind of funny. Yeah.

7:42 >> It's kind of funny. Okay. That's pretty good. >> Move forward with the plan. >> Okay. All right. That's okay. Add a check box for that one. >> Perfect. It's kind of funny because if I did that to another crew mate, that's kind of funny. So like I can't get mad, right? I do like good pranks though. >> Mhm. >> So I think if something is good >> Yeah. >> then my tolerance for what happens is much higher. >> Yeah. >> Because if it's like smart or clever or whatever, >> but if it's just like crazy like let's say like um my dad pops back and he's like prank. I was gone for 3 years. I'd be like what the ████ >> I was in Costa Rica. So that's not good. >> Well, I I guess, but everyone went through this torment. >> Yeah. I'm like, what the ████ >> He's like, "What do you mean you sold

8:32 the house?" >> Wait, what the ████ Why'd you sell it? >> Yeah. I'm like, "What the ████ was that all about? >> What' you do with all my socks? >> You threw those out?" Oh, >> I left them for you. So, I'd be like, >> "The price is probably skyhigh by now." >> Yeah. I'd be like, "What the He's right. What the ████ was that, dude? I mean, 3 years is a long ass prank. >> I think I think regardless if you can feel the intention and the love with your homies afterwards, whatever. Like, let's laugh it off. Even if it's like, man, that was a little far, but like you have a good memory, like years later, you're going to crack up. Whatever. Like, I could pay the price. >> But if it's just to embarrass you. >> Yeah. >> Oh, cuz then you feel the bad intention. >> Yeah. Then you're just kind of like, why did you do that? Yeah, that's a that's a good line to

9:23 have. What about you, Suben? What's a what's the line for you for when a prank goes too far? >> Uh, dude, I remember in Hawaii to this day, I'm um traumatizing. We're over here uh chilling. I had like like I remember five girls in front of me. Me and the homies were all kicking it and ████ And then uh I just remember he pances me. Oh no. >> Yeah. And there was like five girls in front of me and then panced me and then >> like all the way out. >> All the way down. And then I just remember my ████ just going >> Okay. >> Not this dude. Not this big. I'm just saying what the >> Wait, you just had a boner immediately. >> No, not >> because of the the waist. >> That's That's high right there. >> It touched the top >> cuz how cuz how small it is. The pants

10:13 is tight and then when he when when he pulled it down, it just went >> You know what I'm saying? I just remember the girls staring at it for a second and going. And then they're laughing. So I was just like >> I was like, "No." But you know, obviously quickly I like covered it up and I looked at my boys and my boys were cracking up. All three of my boys were cracking up and ████ and I was just looking at him like >> I hate that's that's tough, dude. At that age, bro, >> that's just embarrassment. >> Yeah. So from from the embarrassing part in the embarrassing part I was just I just remember looking at him like >> yo like is this is just you guys like >> not liking me or respecting me or something like that or is it just more like is it just it's a pure pure memory joke kind >> yeah it feels like betrayal right >> it feels like it feels like what the ████ was that you know >> but what if all the girls all five of

11:03 them gave you head afterwards >> okay >> I would have been like yo >> like would you thank your friends would you thank your homies or would you want a new house >> or the new Tacoma. >> But but honestly, at the same time, I was just like embarrassed, but also I was just like, you know what? They see my dick, so let me make my moves. You know what I'm saying? You know, that's what I was I was like, yo, you see my dick. I got five of you guys to try to make my moves on. >> Oh my god. >> Which one did you get? Which one did you get? >> He's like, I got first base five times. >> That that that day was weird cuz I was like, okay, I don't know what's going on in this room. And then her grandma came in the house and we all had to hide from her. >> What the ████ >> Yeah, it was such a weird day. >> What grandma? Whose grandma was it? >> In Hawaii. >> I'm not Shyamalan, dude. >> Dude, you guys throwing off fireworks. >> But that homie, we're we're like best friends to this day. So I'm like

11:55 whatever. >> Cuz you seen your dick. >> I was really thinking that. Come on.

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