0:00 so they didn't make you don't you have to give a speech when your magnom l no no that's wait wait which is some H I can't remember I was the second one the second one it's iom l i come no no there is the top oh precom L yeah and I [Music] was so it's that time of year and uh a lot of people want to hear from us on what our graduation was like if you were going to say it's time to check in I was going to punch you in he's doing fine H's going to back flip dude yeah everybody's graduating right now it's it's it's that time of the Season yeah imagine the if one of us didn't graduate was like oh this is awkward it's like my way of exposing it like making them feel worse well good thing Anthony's not here oh you know what I think subin may not have I think he did got his GED later oh even better
0:51 this this is the GED table he'll be coming in late anyway you got your G yeah I uh signed myself out of high school cuz I was like there's no way let's talk about that there's no way I was going to finish let's go uh I probably had about a total of a year of high school in the 4 years that I was there sick so when I looked at all the credits I was like there's no way I'm going to finish is this because of ditching so much yeah and then and then um my friend was like why don't you go to Adult School yeah and then um I was like well what you know at what age can I sign myself out cuz I think it was 17 or or something like that so as soon as I my 17th birthday signed myself out went to adult school and then the teacher was like you don't need to be here and I'm like what do you mean he
1:41 goes dude just take the GED I'll pay for the test for you wa that's sick that's a good teacher you just got to give me a little something yeah yeah yeah no I was like but I was like was I was like I don't know like I skipped so much school I don't think I'm gon to be able to pass and he goes no he goes I you know you did the packets with me he goes this is going to be easy you're wasting your time just get your high school diploma and then just finish it at least that's cool did you have a college graduation no but I did graduate college but I didn't walk oh I see I see I don't know like well for one I barely had family that'll show up maybe they would have showed up I just didn't want to deal with it you have to pay money I was broke so like you have to you got to pay bro it's a racket dude yeah it's like hundreds of dollars dude you
2:32 have to pay for everything yeah and then they have you have to be on a list and Joe was not on that list so you can't get on stage yeah you have to like put in like an application to go on stage and stuff they said they said you are you will not walk not dressed like that I probably would have dude I I was um you didn't miss much brother I didn't I was Magna klady so I would have been up there for real D in college yeah wow then you would have all the little access high GPA damn Dam what do you what GPA you got to get so they didn't make you don't you have to give a speech when your Magnum no no that's wait wait which what's the second one no the first one is some higher I can't remember I was the second one the second one it's iom I come L come guzzler l no no there's the top oh preum L yeah
3:23 and I was the post I was the post com he's on fire dude post PL you're doing business with you we did it we did it Gentlemen We Made It turn the video off we wrote those jokes pre of my professor she was a psychology professor and um I think her name is like Dr Rom ramadi or some ████ like buter this name she pops up on YouTube She's a famous YouTube like like influencer psychologist now wow it starts it's R something something but she was one of my toughest ████ professors that narrows it down dude Dr I am something something Dr going be a long name is it ramani yeah I think it's that's her Dr ramani yes that's her American clinical psychologist wow you you took her this is the one oh wow wow she got wall were
4:15 you her star student she got I can't get away from her no no no she was hard she was one of the hardest professors I've ever had her huh oh damn you are why you eat that's de change your food Attitude Change Your Life hey that's that's that's probably SP what does that mean she was she was I think she was way younger when she was our teacher but at at the same time yeah I think we found her when she was your teacher yeah yeah right there oh she's a Indian of some sort yeah no she would have these uh she was Notorious for random pop quizzes she was just like I want to I want you guys to not cram and she goes I want you to know your ████ so like at any given time you should be able to do the pop quiz if you're on point on schedule with a syllabus yeah and I'm like ████ that makes sense but damn dude
5:07 that scares the ████ out of me yeah and then and then um she just helped me build better work ethics with that mentality of like don't ████ do stupid ████ last minute don't procrastinate did you have any kind of graduation no l g why uh I didn't want it no we had I had an argument with my uh same story I SK skipped school uh skipped about a month of school and then uh I got sent to Adult School yeah and then they said uh what do you call it my I was 18 and I was like I asked the same question yo when can I freaking sign out you know yeah I I only I only signed out because my my science teacher told me about believing in God and Jesus Oh yeah I remember that I was like yeah yeah cool cool cool but then you know you're a science teacher yeah but then I was like yeah I was like wait a minute and then she started teaching me with the Big Bang Theory and I was like you're kind of it's kind of confusing so I was
5:58 like this s███'s dumb so I just walked out and then I signed off one teacher like ████ this dud but it is very like H what's that word not contradicting yeah it is contradicting it's just dumb and when you spot that as a 18-year-old or 17 you're like dude why am I even here cuz it doesn't make sense like the system is kind of BS that's yeah that's legit why I was just like when somebody starts teaching about creation and evolution together no they just have contradictions in their teaching like it doesn't make sense what doesn't make sense about it for you what doesn't make sense what does it make sense about what the science teacher teach no you're you're a science teacher you're trying to teach me about The Big Bang Theory but then at the same time you said make sure to pray to Jesus and God and then I looked at her at the end of the day and I was like wait so what do you believe in the Big Bang three or your Bible she's like that's not something for you to know and I'm like you're whack so I walked out so sick I never got to call
6:50 one of my teachers whack and I regret it I wasn't cool enough to do that yo teacher whack I have the confidence I dipped out right after I was like this is the GED table dude the good enough degree no to me to me and this is we don't need to get too deep in the weeds but like it's like a firework to me it's like how does a firework work well you got to light it up and who lit it up deep what deep yeah that was H have you heard of I see what you mean California high school proficiency exam so I had a buddy who's who who was a DJ at the time and um I think he was like from 16 years old already dejing Raves and ████ and he was just a little bit older than me and we would go like ████ cross state whatever go raving he would be dejing looking back now I'm like that's crazy like I was like 15 he was like 17 we're
7:43 out there like driving with our parents like not knowing where you are right is this going to be one of those things where you're like and his name was Tiesto no but he's friends with Testo close but this was back in the day and then um I was always like how the ████ did you like you're not in school cuz we're both like supposed to be in school right and we're just like in San Francisco one day you know and he goes um you should take the the chespie and I'm like what the ████ is a chesp and he goes it's like better than a GED and I'm like what is this and it's I looked it up it's a California high school proficiency exam if you're underage you could take that and it clears you from having yeah but he was actually not a ████ up he was a genius like he's smart as ████ right and then so he's like I don't need this school and then he's
8:33 already making money as a DJ and then I was just his homie that he would just be like he has his his parents he was loaded he lived on a beach house his parents just bought him a ████ car like he would just we would just roll and then so like I had all I did was buy food for myself and then so we would just be raving ████ hanging out and I'm like damn dude I got to do that I I was like I gotta get a a high school degree right and he goes but you can't do GED though cuz he's like you got to get a California high school proficiency exam or else the colleges are GNA pick you up and I was like what the ████ I've never heard of that never heard of that before yeah I never heard of that but it's a high school diploma that's accredited for underage people yeah and then but that's what those cuz you know how like sometimes in college you have a ████ 10-year-old
9:24 dweeb in your classroom and you're like what are you doing there the young Lads smart guy that's what they do in high school anymore they take those exams and then they they're college students what if those are really easy I bet they're harder than the GD maybe yeah probably what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details I
10:14 was just talking to my family about this ████ cuz I I remember my graduation just being honestly one of the most boring things I've ever been a part of in my life there's like thousands of kids at my school went to raner bero High School in San Diego California too many kids um it was the most boring day ever and you're just waiting and I remember I was just nervous because you know my name is Steve Green but the school for some reason because of paperwork ████ they were going to say I'm steveen green I was like damn I'm not going to get a pop you know what I mean like when they say my name I'm not going to get a pop because I I deserve a pop yeah I've done a lot of of fun things at my school I deserve a ████ pop so I sat there the whole time cuz again I'm such a petty small man I'm this big I was like I'm not going to get my pop when they say my name because most people are going to go Stephen green the moment will pass right so so
11:06 the moment will pass I'm not going to get my pop and that was the only thing I was looking forward to cuz that day is so boring for you that you're just like man I just hope like compared to these other kids I get the loudest pop that's all I gave a ████ about cuz I'm very competitive like that did you did you get a good pop I got a pretty good pop you know what I do miss that I wish I did for graduation though what was that all right so every like I went to my brother's graduation my my cousins all that right and the I liked it when the the someone's speaking and then they blow up a beach ball and they start doing that they release rats and then the girls are squee rats yeah dude I already did that a lot of a lot of graduations did that they would release like seen the rat and then all of a sudden you hear girls going and then they're like going like this and then they're just jumping up
11:56 and down and there's like rats running out seen it in the movie yeah but the beach ball I saw in my in real life yeah in the beach ball people like blow up the beach ball and then they just start throwing it and people start like playing yeah wow that's funny that's a good tradition it breaks up the monotony it's pretty it is a boring I always look forward to that growing up and in different schools and I was like I can't wait till I graduate so I could do that too did you get a pop I didn't graduate ever I you want to double down on that last was Elementary School fifth grade mine was super lame it was super lame because like I was in band and you know how every graduation the band has to play for the graduation so I'm literally we're all the band members that were graduating had to sit in the band like we didn't even get to sit like with
12:47 everyone else and so we were just like playing the thing and then they're like all right whoever he's got to graduate you know go to the side and then boom you walk grab the thing and then you go back you keep playing trp in Circumstance the song I play trumpet oh trumpet okay yeah that song No but it sucks because we're playing the same song over and over until everybody's done walking oh my God but that's why there's there's multiple chairs it's like okay I play it now you play it whatever did you guys ever feel emotional at the end where it's like it's done like now it's on to the next like like I remember seeing people crying and hugging and like all this ████ and I'm all like damn you guys are you guys really did high school like you really did it I'm not that corny no I didn't I didn't cry I was like ████ yeah finally I can go dance like and not
13:38 ████ be here cuz I didn't even go to grad night cuz I just thought High School sucked so much ass damn yeah I think it was pretty it was pretty I think emotional for for me because I I did this project like from freshman year where I I had a camcorder like all year and I'd film everything oh wow as much as I could and then did you're that kid in the ████ movie yeah and then and then at the end of graduation on the bottom left yeah where you can't take it off and then I even filmed the graduation and then a buddy of mine even had his camera recorder filming as you walked down so we had really awesome footage and at the end of everything we made like a video of all four years together and and we made copies for everybody that must have been pretty you threw it in the dumpster right after I upload it to YouTube some of it yeah I went to the school that Ryan went to and it's a small private school and that's a
14:29 different from a school cuz like you're literally friends with everyone and if you're not you're screwed cuz you don't have any friends that's when I went to middle school it was a private school and I remember when we graduated from there and everyone split when they went to high school it was like really sad we were all crying and I think back about it I was like can't be I was ████ crying for those people you're crying I haven't seen them yeah dude you're crying no no sh I was just joking I wasn't crying at all everybody was crying was you tell you're Jing yeah Su sucks you should have said that hey K can you cut that out please thanks yeah I'll cut that one out you know what I've been thinking these days though is like sometimes those uh ceremonial like moments are good to get you into this stage of like next step yeah yeah yeah yeah cuz I noticed like I psychological but then I also don't celebrate anything
15:20 so like I'll keep accomplishing thing and as soon as something is done then I then I just go to the next thing yeah and I don't take a moment to be like hey like that was Milestone that's true I like that and you kind of look back and then nothing's a milestone so it's easy to just be like I haven't done ████ but you actually have dude that's like ceremonies ritual like why do people have to go to church if you already believe this thing it's it's the setting what you're doing it sets your mind up to go oh yeah like you said I did do this but then if you don't if you live without it then there's no chapters there's no like you know it's just one long day kind of yeah yeah it's like um that intention for whether it's closure or like a new phase and then I don't know but the rituals are very corny so like I take too long dude and if I don't
16:11 like the people there it's even worse right yeah that's what it is but it creates the memory and that that stamp of like oh yeah I did this BL but it also like Joe saying it's just so long it's like can we do this fast there's got to be an optimized way we can do this ████ we're like I don't need to watch one kid walk all the ████ way and it's it's hot too if it's outdoors oh it's the worst Seas was outo do you think it's because the school's so like big yeah thousand of kids it's a it costs a lot of money for sure cuz I Ian I've been to one of our graduations and um easy it's like thousands of kids it's usually the forest memorial thing really at a graveyard if you guys want to watch oh here's your video video no way is Vitamin C in this oh there's no I didn't put music but this is like if you want to see what high school the is that Mike song
17:05 why does this feel so like '90s bro ' 90s as ████ dude still alive yeah he's still alive sound exactly the same my voice just like random ass ████ of Afghanistan classic Riot dude oh dude look at your hair bro yeah it's all like freaking s Gabriel Academy 1999 trip dude and we have like I got kicked out of that school everybody in this video knows him so when I left he came in damn man that was that should have been me yeah I
17:55 became friends with your friends that's funny cuz that's like me and Bart like oh after I left he came in oh and then we have the same friends wow oh wow that's hilarious you keep leaving I keep leaving or getting kicked out wait was it for smoking weed or for selling weed no smoking I was smoking weed in the bathroom cuz I got bored that's common I was so bored good stuff man look at you now look at you now you won ultimately hell yeah yeah you ended up uh freaking Cady you ended up professionally lazy and I graduated you did hey dude I I I freaking signed out and I went straight into construction with a bunch of Russians oh yeah that's pretty tight though I mean you're making real money I did straight Roofing didn't you make a lot of money as a roofer yeah yeah yeah
18:45 every week was like around 800 bro 800 a week as a ████ 18yearold that's sweet is that why you bought a Corolla 1985 Cora and usually it's cash it's all cash no paperwork B Roofing is hard work seat belts those are U I don't know if those were Auto not not yet almost 1985 Toyota Corolla Treno this was in NorCal NorCal Sacramento no paperwork too but it's you illegal immigrant there's no coverage if you were to get hurt on site no there definitely wasn't dude we're over here drinking white rabbit on the roof like woo it's hot as ████ but that's how isn't that how the the good old days used to be you just like work and then if you die you die it's just how it is good old days out of touch can funniest part is demoing my first job was demoing and
19:36 then I freaking smacked the nails so hard went through a neighbor's wall and all you hear is a girl screaming and I was like well this job I'm getting fired today boys you can do that what Dem you can hit a a nail so hard it goes through a wall yeah well the whole Hammer went through the wall and the nails other side what the ████ did you start going on what the yeah that's pretty power what the ████ or that's a really ████ wall man you see that video it's the hood it was a wack ass apartment I guess you it's the hood thin walls and everything that guy drops a ████ thing he catches it and he's like I love that ████
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