0:00 and everyone's like Twitter's shutting down next week don't you want the guy who everyone said that about and then Twitter was fine afterwards but Steve how can you trust any billionaire you know he's in it for himself the only person I trust more to find every dime of all this than Elon no is my [Laughter] [Music] ex-wife we're going to talk about Doge which Doge which Doge you want to talk about I don't care all right let's go want to talk about doat Department of government efficiency or the coin or the doers isn't that kind of what everyone's talking about though it's kind of both bothy oh sh what will they Doge coin and the the the the the department of uh government efficiency because Elon I'm
0:50 ████ excited about that let's talk about it yes Elon Musk and viic rawam rwam Rami have been appointed to lead the department of government efficiency you know what's funny like a gay guy a lot of people go not even Indian a lot of people go like what makes you think billionaires would actually you know do stuff that's going to benefit the American public and I'm like I think entrepreneurs and business people are this is the auditing group that you need for bureaucrats because a lot of people don't even think about this right when they go oh we should tax more we need you know governments to like keep business people accountable all that but they don't think what about the counter to that there is government corruption there is bureaucracy there's like super
1:41 inefficiencies a lot of the times people that are business folks they're good at buying a company looking at how there was so much waste wiping out this uh cleaning up the company and then getting it ready to like relaunch again you have to know where to look and what you're looking at yeah and government's like pretty bad when it comes to like how much they like to spend they keep growing they don't know how to like budget so I don't know any government agency that goes you know what we have a $500 million surplus maybe we should save that for next year and and no they don't they ████ burn through it and you look at when you see their audits and sometimes they don't even release their audits you're like what the ████ you spent $2 million on chairs yeah because they have that fear of if you don't spend the money you don't get the
2:31 budget the following year yeah you're right cuz there are some departments that have uh uh it's called use it or lose it budgets a lot of schools are like this so like a lot of schools that have that kind of uh budgeting style let's say you have perfectly fine desks perfectly find Everything Computers whatever but if you have a use it or lose it budget they're like okay what do we need to ████ spend on okay get um oh there's a scratch on this desk okay let's get let's get a whole new one and then they'll just keep burning through the money because they won't get it next year the government will look at them and go oh you have extra money left over that means next year you don't need that much yep and people don't know this ████ right so if they don't know it they don't really care about it's such a niche thing and to the little man that makes total sense you know what I mean like if if you're a school you're for sure going to do that like if it's a
3:22 user or loser budget we going use the ████ out of it but in the grand scheme of things in the grand scheme of things like think about it right they go oh how the the the the state is in debt or whatever they keep ████ spending and spending and spending and then like it grows every year so like let's say you need 2 million this this year and then you use it all oh and you go I need um 3 million next year and then you go three and then four and then five where's that money coming from taxes and that's where people don't see the whole ████ Loop of like where is this coming from they just see it being spent and they're like yeah we need more the teachers aren't getting paid enough this and that and I'm like Dam damn dude I wish there was a group that would keep that in check so they don't spend like crazy you hear Elon saying how there's like 450 federal agencies in the country
4:12 that's crazy so he's like technically that's a rate of two new agencies a year cuz America is only 200 years old damn so he goes do we need 450 federal agencies that's not even counting local state you know it's just 450 Federal so we've been opening two agencies a year and we don't ever go back and clean but then didn't you hear the libs own him cuz the libs said that well they're making a new Agency for for this got got him and it takes two people to run it I saw that too yeah Pocahontas said that and don't they have to make another agency to make to look over that one of course I'm sure he he said on that tip though he's like I think we could do with only 99 I agree 69 dude I'm surprised he didn't say 69 he should have TR cuz before I'll be like you know I was like really interested in law enforcement and I'm like okay cool FBI I understand that that's like a federal uh
5:02 law enforcement agency and then you go DEA and I'm like wait isn't that just FBI but on drugs then you go wait ATF isn't that just FBI on alcohol and tobacco why I saw somebody say why do we have an ATF if all three of those things are legal I was like that's pretty yeah and then there's a Dia too no one talks about Dia which is also Federal and then there's like what's Dia it's like another intelligence agency and then you have Homeland Security but then you also have border patrol and then you have if you have border patrol but you also have the Coast Guard you know what I mean like they all kind of do all the same ████ border and the coast are different you know originally like Homeland Security FBI wasn't like a policing agency it was like a accounting agency like forensic accounting or whatever it was like they didn't even have their own guys with guns and ████ well when I was a kid the xiles were looking at aliens and stuff like that so kind of all over the place but we weren't supposed to know about it and if they're accounting
5:53 we have IRS anyways and dude remember that that that one with chiny was it chin the accountant with a gun no that's so close though so close they're both exactly the same it's just that he's like Ben AIC but his face is on muscle they were all B they were all B in my mind I'm like yeah that was Chan Tatum yeah yeah that there's like so ████ much I feel like you could do do it with a CH tum was married to Electra yeah if you remember exactly he also mentioned that uh the way that the department is going to work is they're going to have everything be a public transcript and everything's going to be transparent and people can even nominate and vote on different things they feels inefficient or that they wish that we were still spending money on he also said they're going to have a leader board a leader board for for Waste wow which department wasted the most that's tight though check it out guys we got new
6:44 merch look at this design careful boys Sriracha te's hoodies look at this one fear everyone and also look at this fear everyone hats they look so cool they look so nice they look so swag all available for Black Friday so go to the link below and get yours now now like how like x amount of tens of thousands of dollars were is to fund like a drag you know racing like ████ South America or something like that x amount of money was here for um H trans monkeys they were yeah or like coron the effects of Corona virus on Russian women like there was a specific like Federal agency and effects of climate change on Uber drivers yes yeah yeah so like there was actual budget that went to going in
7:34 and doing a poll a million Uber Uber driver we got to start one you are you just like making these up no I swear to God like this is exactly what's being from thep can we read some this guy doesn't believe I know it sounds it sounds like a bit he feels like he's improving that's why you have to weave enough truth in the Troll he's weaving and then you own people's brains damn that's so funny real stuff though or like Vic was talking about how like a way he's not saying it's for sure going to happen but like a way to like downsize the you know bureaucrats and all that stuff is to just uh randomly be like if your social security number ends in an odd number then like on day one like you're fired oh ████ and then on day two if your Social Security begins with like an even number then you're fired and the reason for that as crazy as that sounds the reason for that is because then there won't be any like
8:24 misgivings on discrimination for like gender or like it's just randomized I see it's just numerically random I think is dope is I think they think they could save a trillion dollars a year 2 trillion 2 trillion which I think is dope and then that I think Elon also said to make sure people aren't offset financially they'll give them like 2 three years pay I heard about that so that way you don't have you don't have your job anymore but you're covered for two years while while we fix all this you don't have your useless job anymore you're not helping anything here's two years it's two years of sence because Trump had mentioned that they're supposed to get the government efficiency to whatever they're goal is by 60 July 4th 60% July 4th 2026 which is the 250 year anniversary wow they that's like their goal and they have to do it by then in order to hit their I wish there was a way for um us to
9:15 basically punish like the people in power that get all like get everybody excited for like a rail or like a bridge or like these cont like they get they want to do it right and then what what the scam is it's usually like they get in place they hook up all of their friends with contracts like for for building it concrete whatever and then um their friends charge maximum price maybe even above above market like they don't even get a deal on it right so then they build this thing and then they don't finish it and then they they ask the public for more money and then they go super over budget you're still mad about the train in Hawaii I mad I think all of Hawaii's made but you know it happens in so many States it does but that's the scam in my HOA there was a no no bid contract given to like replace a
10:07 bunch of grass for the community area and like why was a no bid contract given from the board to this person for like millions of dollars cuz if a company did that right you'd get ████ fired and you'd run out of money and so like it like that just pisses me off cuz I'm like all right everyone okay when you get to a certain age and you start paying taxes right you start noticing these things and you're like these ████ spent this money on what and where did it go they just stole it they literally just stole it and they don't make people bid either anymore right they go here you're awarded this you don't have to bid and like let's actually let competition play into this to get the lit less least amount of price shouldn't we get the best qualified people for the best price just like how when we if if this building was built you don't give it to the person that will charge you the most and work the slowest it's the craziest ████ and then people don't think in those terms cuz
10:57 most people are like you're just going you know you're just working you're just your taxes are being taken you know before you get your pay so you don't really notice where it's going and then the older you get you're like okay now I know why people are so pissed about where their money's going and this Road's not fixed like the services are bad education's bad it might it might change if people had to pay their taxes after cuz you can see the money getting taken out that makes way too much sense dude like oh wait what did happen this year nothing and I'm paying half of my salary what the ████ you know what's sick about that though like I feel like it makes so much sense for Elon to have like a vendetta towards the government in in this department that he gets to lead because one of the biggest talking points was how billions of dollars went into the whole like EV stations and only like one EV station popped up and then also the other one was for highspeed
11:48 internet to like the rural areas in and nobody's got anything and the total was like over $50 billion budgeting that went to these two things that Elon has solved through Tesla and but no we're just riding elon's dick right now uh no you know what I mean like it doesn't make sense like with they on El they go this guy is so stupid he bought Twitter and then he gutted the ████ Workforce there and everyone thought Twitter was shutting down next week right he like kicked out like 60% of people like day one and everyone's like Twitter's shutting down next week don't you want the guy who everyone said that about and then Twitter was fine afterwards but Steve how can you trust any billionaire you know he's in it for himself the only person I trust more to find every ████ dime of all this ████ than Elon no is my ex-wife she just know she knows how to find all that
12:38 ████ oh my God what an American joke you know this is the first time where is actually in this administration's full of entrepreneurs this is really ████ exciting to me cuz all the presidents in the past have been either lawyers or um military guys and their brain doesn't operate in the way where they can pay back debt or be F fiscally like intelligent he's putting military people in the proper places though the new um what's that fool's name ████ who's the guy in charge of all the military not Chief staff defense department defense the the Secretary of Defense that guy's badass too was it Gates no no Gates is attorney general that guy's badass and then it's cool they put tulsy oh Kevin Gates yeah Kevin Gates Bob G dude Sergeant SL
13:30 water you haven't thought of him in a while
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