0:00 [Music] And welcome back everybody to an awesome episode of the Careful Boys where guys Ryan is not dead. >> We found Ryan. >> Man, we honestly were very worried. >> I should have been dead >> cuz we're like this never happens to you. It's so out of character. And then we're like, >> what if Ryan did one of those crazy like drive to LA during midnight things and something happened? Oh yeah. No, >> I was like smiling, eating a burrito, thinking about your death. >> I wasn't I wasn't thinking about your death and smiling. I was thinking about the burrito and smiling, but I was sad in my heart thinking about your death. >> Coincidence. You know what I'm saying? Like, let's face it, Ryan's in a car accident. >> Yep. >> He said, "Let's hope for the worst, expect the best." >> New t-shirt slogan. Hope for the worst,
0:50 expect the best. >> I didn't I didn't do anything differently. I just I went to I went to bed and then I I I woke up and it was 10:30 and I was like, "Wait a minute. What the f███?" >> What was in your dream? What were your dream? >> I think I think I just zombie my you know when you zombie your own alarm uh off and you just like this like >> Yeah. You just you're just like in a weird state of mind and you just fug state it and you just turn it off. >> How much sleep did you get last night? >> Five and a half. >> Oh, you slept at five. >> Oh, no. I slept at four. >> Oh ████ Yeah. >> Do you guys ever put a calculator timer thinking I mean you put you thought it was your alarm but you put on your calculator. >> Like you're already asleep. You're already really sleeping. You're like oh I should set my alarm. >> I see. I see. >> No, I never did that. >> I haven't done that, bro. I probably will. >> I've hit PM before. >> I've done that. I've done that.
1:40 >> Like I'm going to wake up at 6:30. >> How worried we got? >> Yeah. How worried you? >> We texted smack. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. She called me when I was on the way here. Yeah. And then she's like, "Oh ████ his location still says he's at his parents house." >> Yeah. >> So, was your phone off? >> It was on silent for some reason. Yeah. >> For some reason. What how worried we got? >> Yeah. >> I called Aerys. >> Yeah. >> No way. You did. >> He didn't pick up though. So, we thought he died, too. He's He doesn't even He doesn't respond unless it's like >> you He doesn't respond before 5:00 p.m. >> Well, if he's at It's hard because if he's if he's at work Yeah. If he's at work, he's not responding. or if he's uh not at work, he's not awake until like 2 p.m. or some ████ >> So, he just doesn't respond. >> Yeah. Yeah. Either way, in the morning, he's just like gone. >> Yeah. >> I don't respond to you. >> Well, we thought you would, you know, be proud that even if you did actually horrifically die, we still like were
2:30 raking views for it. >> Oh, yeah. Thanks. >> Oh, yeah. >> Thanks, man. Sorry I was late. And then there was also the theory that your mom just cared about you so much getting rest that she just unplugged your phone. >> Like, >> oh, that's why you so tired with >> I wish. No, she's That would be funny. No, if she knew my schedule, she'd be waking me up, too. But yeah, she just minds her own business now. >> You don't You don't tell her why you're in town when you come? >> Yeah, she knows why I'm here and stuff. Yeah, >> but I but I ask her not to watch this, so she doesn't like >> But she doesn't know your schedule. >> No, she doesn't know. >> Does she make you breakfast when you're in town? No, she makes me breakfast at night. Like when I get there. Oh. >> Cuz she knows I'm not going to have time to like eat in the morning. I'm usually just going to head out. >> So you make So you eat breakfast at dinner? >> Yeah. >> Preload your breakfast. >> Well, like she'll make it at like 2:00 a.m.
3:20 >> Oh, >> your mom's up at 2:00 a.m. >> Yeah, she's up She's She's retired now, so she doesn't have a schedule of like >> So she games and stays up late. >> She games. Yeah. >> She plays Dark Souls. I feel like if I was retired, I would sleep at 8:00 p.m. I ain't got nothing to do. I'm just going to sleep right now. >> I think it's because maybe maybe I'm happiest thinking about it. >> He can't wait. Could you believe I go to bed at 8:00 a.m.? >> It's funny cuz I can't tell I can't tell if the if it's just that the the time zones are different, but then like the it looks like the best shows on Filipino TV are at night. >> Oh, yeah. >> So, I think it's flipped. Like they're my her and my dad are like dying laughing in the middle of the night watching the variety show stuff. >> I don't know if I don't know if they're saving it and watching it later or if that's just like what's on Yeah. >> That's dope. >> Like they're just watching that and and
4:10 I usually wake up in the middle of night to them doing that and then my mom just sleeps during the day. >> Wait, but your dad still works, right? >> Yeah. >> What's his schedule? Cuz maybe they're just she's just adapting to his schedule. >> Oh, yeah. >> Kind of. Well, he he just like he works like from 2 3:00 p.m. and then gets home at midnight. >> Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Well, that's cool that your parents still like are all flirty watching TV together. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're dying. >> I don't know if that's flirty. That's just watching TV. That's just cohabiting while Ryan's asleep. >> Like I feel like our generation parents, it'd be like one's watching this show in this room and the other one's reading a newspaper in that room. They don't have common interests. >> They're ████ playing footsies while they're watching TV together. >> Just touching each other. That's not normal. That's cool. They >> They're pretty cool still. They still like uh like >> kind of like ████ me up in my later adult life that I found out. So, I thought that it was because my mom's gout that she was sleeping
5:00 downstairs and my dad just sleeps upstairs cuz she didn't want to take the stairs, >> right? And the gout was like an issue cuz I was like, "What the ████ is the stairs?" Not a gout. >> He's about to yell at you. What the ████ >> Why you bringing up gout? >> Oh, is that how big her legs are fit on the bed? >> Why you bringing up? >> And then and then it turns out that after she got her surgery, she came home and everything like that. I thought like, oh, I should go back upstairs to sleep with Pops. >> Yeah. >> And then she just never did. Right. >> I like my piece >> kind of. And then and then I asked my sister about it and then apparently she's been sleeping downstairs for like 4 years. >> Before the gal? >> Yeah. Before the gal. >> Four years. >> Yeah. >> Why? >> I don't know. They're not ████ making out and ████ watching TV together. >> Have you ever just like not slept with your wife and then got like a really
5:50 good sleep? That's a thing, bro. That's the thing. >> And then they just liked it now. They're like, "This is actually the best." >> Part of me, like if if Tiff was like, she's done that where she's like, "Hey, well, I'll let her sleep in a bed and I'll sleep on the couch and we both get good sleep sometimes." Cuz sometimes if I'm snoring a bunch and ████ >> it just ruins the whole vibe. And then she hates me the next day. So it's like I'm >> If I keep waking up to pee and cough or whatever when I'm sick, I just go to the couch and sleep. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Yeah. But those are >> But normal nights, >> you don't do that four years in a row. 4 years is is tough. >> So sometimes you just get locked in and not sleep in the same bed. >> You know, that's like a whole thing, though. Like people, married couples on Instagram talk about that ████ They're like, "Oh, ever since we have separate rooms, it made our lives so much better. >> They love each other more." >> Like Yeah. They're like, "Oh, yeah." >> But they're lying to themselves. >> Yeah.
6:40 >> They really >> There's There was a guy at a brewery that his he he got his wife a separate unit. >> Like Oh, a whole unit. >> Yeah. She's she's upstairs somewhere. She's our neighbor. Yeah, they're like really old though. He's like he's like 70 something and then uh his wife works in like production or something. She comes home like late. So then they just like, "Oh, get this other unit." And they live literally second and first floor. >> I think it makes sense once you get like older >> if you're like a light sleeper and then your partner is like a night owl. >> Yeah, >> I guess I guess that's Yeah. >> Or if you're just like ████ somebody else on the side. >> Yeah, that's a good idea. You should live a different city for that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At least a different zip code, you know? >> Yeah. Different area codes. Yeah. For different hosts. That's what they say. >> Well, no, nothing. >> I can't I guess. >> So, when you got that news, were you were you were you like, oh man, that's sad >> a little bit. >> But then it's I don't know. It just kind
7:31 of rocks your world >> cuz the first thing you probably think is there something wrong with the marriage? Yeah. It's like you can't help but think that. >> And then and then honestly, I think a regular logic comes by later and just like, oh, I'm too young to understand. Like I'm not going to judge something I like they've been together for like 40 plus years. I'm like, you know what? Just >> Yeah, some stuff just gets >> What are we going to do? Sit you both down and ask about you guys' romance? Like, ████ no. >> Are you guys still having sex? Cuz I'm worried about you guys. >> So, Ryan's parents ████ giggle together. I never seen you guys do that. >> They watch variety shows. >> Humor keeps them together for sure. Awesome. When I see when I see the dynamic of other people's like parents or just families in general and then you know you can't help but like compare them to your own like the number one thing that always ████ trips me out
8:21 is when I see like u my other homies or cousins or something when their relationship with their siblings is ████ so bonded and tight. They text each other every day. They get in fights every day. They like are friends every day. They you know they call each other like for no reason. It's not like I have some news. Say, "Hey, what are you doing?" "Okay, cool." Like, "When are you going?" "Okay." "Yeah, okay. I'll talk to you later." It's like you just need to update each other on everything. I see that ████ and I'm like, "You jealous?" >> I don't know. Is that something? Do you think that's something that's like innate or you think it's a environment the parents nurture? Do you think? >> I think it's environment for sure. >> No, >> because Yeah. >> Well, I just obviously I I think that's wild because I don't have that relationship with my sister. >> Me and my sister are like great. Like if anything happens, I I don't there's not even a an ounce of a wall of hesitation where I feel like I couldn't call her.
9:12 >> Yeah. >> But I don't need to be like like hey like how was your week? >> How big is your gap though? Like weird age gap. >> That sounds like a like two years or less. Okay. >> Right under two years. >> Weird. On a fast track to suicide. Really? >> My mom and her my mom and her siblings, they're ████ tight. And I'm like, dude, that's really really cool. How close are they in age? >> Immigrant >> and ████ though. >> They're pretty far actually. >> Like my my mom's actually like maybe like 10 years older than her youngest sister. >> But like Nina and her sisters, they're just all her whole family their whole family text her that includes their parents. >> Different though. >> And I literally told her I was like I don't want to be a part of that text, right? Like >> why are I don't need 148 text messages a day like that. >> Like look at the look at this cat today. >> That's true. like >> too much. >> You want to just You want to just
10:02 corrupt it with like memes? I think I would. That's the problem. >> This dog. >> What about this cat? >> Yeah. >> I don't know. Yeah, it is weird. I can't imagine that relationship either. >> Me neither. >> No, not at all. It's like so odd to me. >> I don't know. Never that. >> But I like hanging other people. I definitely think it's weird though. Like when I um you know when you like meet somebody or you're like you think that's their boyfriend but it's their brother. >> That's weird. >> It's because to us it's so foreign to like see siblings like chummy like that. >> That's the saddest I've ever been. >> Yeah. >> Is when someone like one time I was in I was in I was I was >> saddest you've ever been. >> Saddest I've ever been. We were late. Me and my sister she took me to San Francisco. My sister's like 8 years older than me and I'm in high school. Dude, I'm I'm going we're missed our
10:54 flight. We finally get to the second flight and coincidentally it was the girl from Mad TV. Do you remember the skit that they did? The black chick where she goes, "Can I have your number? >> Oh, that chick. Oh, yeah. Can I have it?" >> Yeah. And she and she looked at me and my sister was like, "That's not your boyfriend, is it?" She's like, "Cuz he's really young." And my sister goes, "No, that's my brother." And I just remember going like, "Oh." And I remember I recognized her. I was like, "That's the lady from Mad TV. Like she's a comedian. She's a Mad Fight." And I remember hearing that. I was like, >> I don't know if I want to go to San Francisco. >> It was a sex for my birthday. I was I was like I was like I was like I was turning 17, you know, and she took me she was like she's being a good sister and she and I remember just being like >> like someone just punched me in a ████ dick, you know, like oh >> cuz they thought you on a date and me and my sister, we look exactly the same.
11:46 What a cute couple. >> Oh god, just even telling that story just retraumatized me. I'm sick.
// end of tape