0:00 [Music] Welcome back. A white guy eats a bolo bow. A million views. A million views. Hi, I'm a white guy. First time. Say say that you invented it. Say your culture made it. My culture made this and I want to share it with all of you. Should we just take a bite? Yeah. It's really good though. That's a full stick of butter right there. You see that? What? Oh, I've had this before. Yeah, it's good. It's good. What would you give out of 10? What's in there? I would give it a six. Six. That's it. Just six. I would give it a 63. 63. This is one of your favorite foods. Tastes like a donut. No, it's not one of my favorites. But that's only a six. Tastes like a donut. 63. 63. It's not bad. 6 taste buds. First of all, just that's like this is like the most boring donut you could get. What? It's not a donut. It What's this akin to
0:50 then? Steve needs Lucky Charms on it or something. Yeah. I need I need Lucky Charms. I need like a piece of cake on top. Red Bull on it. A Pop-Tart on it. This doesn't uh I wouldn't like get this a bunch. No. All love to the bowl lovers out there. Thing about like Chinese desserts is I feel like they're most time. That's a Chinese dessert. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. You don't like any Asian desserts? I actually don't. And this is so sticky rice. No. Uh that one's probably the best one. No. All the green tea ████ ice cream stuff. Go ████ yourself. It's so boring. There's no taste or flavor to any of that ████ It's also like mochi. I'm too American for this ████ Asian I mean pastries and desserts are way lighter than like they're like they're they're like healthy kind of like they try to make them like less sweet all the
1:40 time. It's like eating a marshmallow beans in a bowl. What about like jaba man? Jaba man too. But you look at it you look at jaba like what's in it? Beans grass jelly stuff. Yeah. Chinese people Asian people love beans in their dessert. You know exactly. When I was a kid, we were going to ████ Dairy Queen. Dude, you can't give me like things that have light flavor compared to like just getting attacked flavor attacks. Delicious. Made in a lab. Yeah, dude. Exactly. Can't compare to ████ a Blizzard, Dairy Queen Blizzard. That's true. Exactly. You put it upside down. Like a ████ chocolate mousse or whatever. It's all light and ████ He's been eating ████ McFlurries his whole American and Mexican desserts are the most sweetest and then like Asian and then European or less. This is kind of like a Mexican. We got delicate mouths. I think delicate mouths. Yeah. What's a
2:31 Mexican dessert? Fla. Yeah, exactly. Churros decant. Fire. That's more put sugar on something that's already sweet. That's Mexican dessert. There's Asian style of fla that's less thick in consistency. That's really good. See, it's less thick, less sweet, less everything. But I'll say this. You give someone that's never had a Japanese cheesecake before. You give them a Japanese cheesecake and they eat it, they're going to be like, "Where's this? This is not cheesecake." Like, you know what I mean? Like, you get that reaction a lot. It's soft. Yeah. No, it's good. But I just said like to normal people that think about if you've had a New York cheesecake and then you go back from there, ████ off. There's no way you can't. You know, you know what? I found out why is because you know what I found out why our genetics we we sense sweet way higher by like a huge percent. That's why we're all risk at type two diabetes probably. There you go. Oh, I feel like a lot of Asian. We have a lot
3:21 of carbs. If we'd eat less sweets, I feel when I did my 23 and me, they said I was at high risk for type two diabetes. And I'm 99% Chinese, dude. I'm the purest one of all you. Do Asian-Americans have a a much lower life expectancy than Asian Asians? No. Just live in America with the food in his head, dude. Nah. Yeah. Why fight? We do. Asian-Americans I think Americans in general are worse, right? I think we we get bigger, we die quicker. Yeah. You think so? We die faster in America than in ████ Philippines. Probably. They're malnutrition. I don't know, man. Oh, oh, that's different. You can't go to the literal like Okinawa or something. Maybe maybe our like the the medical services and medication prolong versus Okinawa. Not like in a healthy way. Okinawa is live like a hund something. I think you can tell if you go Okinawa versus Hawaii cuz then the
4:11 diet Yeah. is different. the higher you go in the mountains in the Asian regions. I heard that those guys live long time cuz I watch only movies and they do kung fu in the mountains. Yeah, dude. They're training all the time. The guys wearing those robes. They live forever. Hey, I heard that the blue zone ████ was ████ dude. Really? You're the one who talks about blue zone ████ the most. That's cuz I do the most research on that ████ What's the blue zone? What's the What's the mythbuster? So, blue zones are dense areas of centinarians. What's a centinarian? I got you. What is death kind of animals that the triple digit ████ Hell of people in that community that's 100 years old. Like like Linda. Yeah, Linda's one. Sardinia's one. Okinawa's one. And I think they're all place in Costa Rica. Costa Mesa. Costa Rica.
5:02 They're all by the water. What? How is it a lie? What's the ████ part? A lot of them ████ have uh like insurance and welfare fraud where they just keep collecting on people and saying that ████ It's the dope ████ where they're like seeing people that are 500 years old on the records they're like oh there's aund ████ 20-year-old man that ████ was dead at 75. Dang. What up? So that's one in all of those areas. Well, that's what they're starting to find out that hey, wait a minute. It's not that many old people. I mean, Okinawa has a ████ ton of old people for sure. But so Lolinda is a city full of scammers. That makes sense. Scammers, huh? No, I think they actually have old people. A lot of old people in Linda. Are you myth busting your mythbuster? No, I think so. No, dude.
5:54 Vegas is hella old people, brother. Yep. But they go there to die. Yeah, but they drive like ████ Yeah. Like what? I've never seen so many people hanging on to dear life, smoking a cigarette, playing slot machines. Y keeps you young. Keeping them alive, right? Yeah. Something, dude. They look like a ████ prune just chilling with a cigarette. It's my favorite. It's kind of sick. That probably does help keep you alive there. In your mind, you're just like, it's just one more one more pull. I'm so close. Having fun at least versus staring at the wall. That's true. The cool about this machine is it hasn't hit yet in a while. Yeah. Are you guys you guys actually have you been have you played uh bingo out there yet? I think we should go. I do think we should go cuz I was looking at I'm like, "Man, I haven't played bingo since I was like eight. I'm down, dude. I I just got a hookup of a guy who sports bets for a living." Dude, what? Yeah. And he does
6:46 for a living. He's done very well. Yeah, he does sports bet for a living. Are we following bets? Teach us the ways. You show me his spreadsheets and ████ like that. So, what does he bet on? He bets on everything, dude. It's the dream light. He wakes up like it's like Cinderella and he opens the ████ curtains and he gets the sports bell. Is he Is he just like at the sports book in like those back tables with the little light and he's got a whole booklet and stuff with the horses? He can go there but he does it from his laptop. Like in the morning he has his coffee and he ████ goes and bets on like a 100 games and ████ Wa wow. Absolute G. Yeah, that sounds gangster. Stressful. No, no, no. This guy's chill as hell, dude. Yeah. And he's like 6' n. He's like the tallest person I've ever seen. Do you think that s███'s like at that point you were even watching the games or is it just like a beautiful mind? You see stats and numbers. So me and Nikki were at his place with his wife and he was I I was late there getting there cuz
7:38 we were watching the Laker game and and he he was like I was telling he was like I was telling my wife like were you just watching the Laker game? I was like you got me like how did you and he's like oh well yeah I bet on it. And I'm like you're not you weren't watching it. He's like I watch all that stuff later whatever. He just looks at his spreadsheets. Whoa. Yeah, dude. Does he do UFC fights? He does all teach you. I mean, I'm I'm going to like make him be friends. Yeah. Over time. I met this guy. He does He's not as crazy, but he bets mainly on fights. And he what he does like on the same fight card, he'll do three different parlays cuz based off of the odds, if this one loses and this one will cover the loss of this and like, you know, kind of like how like when you're like playing like poker, you kind of calculate odds and probability. He bets purely off that. So he's not even he doesn't even care about which
8:28 fighter he likes. He's just betting purely odds and then how to also save his losses in case. That's exactly what this guy does. I'm like that's crazy. That's exactly what this guy does. Save your losses if something happens because of the like so pays 1 to 15, but that one pays like 1 to 10. And if you cover this fight, this one will like if I like he'll have one hail mary one where if he loses 200 bucks here, but because he bet five bucks here, he'll make 10 G's. Okay. Okay. So, the 10 G's will cover the whole thing. They're not even looking at the teams. They're looking at the numbers. Yeah. Just numbs. All nies. Dude, some of the bets that these guys do that like a really high percentage is like I think this guy's good, but I feel like he's only going to win one round on the scorecard and they'll put like a couple bucks on that and that ████ will hit. But at that point, you're like you're skillful at the craft versus just looking at numbers, right? No, but they're but they're also like these guy like I follow I just joined this like
9:18 sports betting thing for fights because they have all these tools. They have like these fight simulators where you could put it in like put a based on their stats. You put it through a simulation like 10,000 times and you'll see who wins every single time. Wo. It's like it's pretty interesting. So it's like and like based on looking at that and then watching the events of the fights like play out, you're like damn these guys can actually figure this out a lot better. Did you join this cuz your guilt finally caught up with you over the last year. Money. We're not going to lose anymore. What's the next one? What's the next one? Uh JDM this year. That's what we're going to bet on. That feels so real. That felt really real. What' you say? I need a ████ win right now. Win once this year. Hey, we won a couple times last year cuz of Bart last year. Last year. That was a whole year ago. Come on. Q2, baby. Q2, baby. I
10:09 know. Q2's. We were on a good streak. Q3, Q4 is ours. And then now we're on a bad streak. Yeah. Can we win? Wow. And I just throw money at you guys, but the decisions haven't been the greatest. Okay, so NBA games, right? They're going to playoffs. Are you betting on Are you looking in action on this? I already bet on my Pacers, baby. But you guys also have a bet that the Lakers have been the Lakers plus 2,000 beginning 2500. Beginning at the beginning of the season, now they're plus 600. You ask your boy about that. What'd he say? My my boy thought it was tight, but but he just he's just a numbies guy, so it's like talking to an autistic person. I have emotions about it. He's like, "That's not a good question." He's like He's like, "Great." You know, it's like ████ like that. You know what I mean? I'm like, "Ah, s███." Like, you feel small after. Yeah. You just feel like Yeah. I was just joking. I was like whereas normally like, you know, with
10:59 with you guys and like when I tell normal people this ████ they're like, "Whoa, plus 2500. That's sick." This guy's like, "Wow, great. Sounds like you just wasted money. Yeah. You know what I mean? There's a better bet. But those are the guys that actually make money. No, for real. That's who we got to talk to, though. We're too emotional. We're just like, "Let's roll." But let's ride with our boys. It's also less fun with those guys, too. We like the story and all that stuff. But Anthony needs a win. We all need a win. The betting is not the fun part. The having the money after is. Let's have some fun. I do like the part. We haven't felt that in so long. What's that like? Or we go like we we bet on the daggies. We don't care. We bet on the daggies. We don't even look at the car. We bet on the daggies. ████ like that. I can't I can't not love it. I can't not love it. Daggies did fail us. They failed us hard. That was a tough one though. I will I will brag. I did I
11:49 did last weekend finally win one bet this year. Which one did you bet? I bet on the Masters golf tournament. Oh, you bet. You bet on Rory. I did bet on Rory. Wasn't that crazy? That was insane. Who is the favorite? So So tell us about How much did you make? How much you bet? How much you make? I only bet 20 bucks, but I made $150. Let's go. My favorite going in was last year's guy, right? Scott, but that was like at the beginning of the year ████ Okay, so we're we're talking about story. I know you guys aren't into golf cuz you guys think it's like wimpy gay ████ but I don't I like golf. Thank you. Okay, but basically the reason why shut the ████ up. The reason why this is a big one, right, is because Rory Maroy has been like world number one at one point, but this is the guy who has won there's four main championships. And if you like get all four championships, at one point in your entire career, that's considered a grand slam. Out of every professional golf in
12:39 the world, there's only been five people that ever do it. And those ones, they all occur uh every year. No, no, no. It's like it's very difficult. Tiger Woods has done it three times. So if you get four in their lifetime, that's the grand slam of tournaments, right? Rory's had three of them for like 11 years almost, right? And and so he's like fallen off. There's been a lot of just like this guy was great but maybe he'll never do it yada yada the fourth one. This was his fourth and last one and it's the hardest tournament. It's the most prestigious golf tournament like of all time. This is like the one masters tournament. Dude, in my neighborhood there's people flying masters flags. Like it's a big deal to the olds, dude. The old the olds go crazy about the Masters. The guy this guy became the sixth person to ever do it. And again, his story is tough because he he's just burdened a lot of stuff. He was like on the PH board. Anyway, PJ board. Anyways, what had happened was he goes and he actually
13:30 goes and it's a four-day tournament. He gets to the first ranked spot, first place all throughout and then he starts choking, which he's done before. They call him choke artist before. He's he started choking again. So, it's kind of like, oh no, right? Like he he's going to miss the opportunity one more time. He goes in and then by by the time he finishes it, he ends up tying with this other guy. So, they have to go into a playoff because he like missed the putt again. So, they go into a playoff playoff like a one-on-one. Yeah, it's just a one-on-one with the whoever you tied and sudden death. If you look on on the card, it's like it says T for tie next to their names. Oh ████ No crazy. You lied to me. And so they go into playoff and the Masters is a crazy event because out of all the sporting events in the world, they don't allow phones in it. So that means you also have everybody who's there just watching. The energy is completely different. I actually like that. Did you watch him steal that guy's phone? No, I
14:20 didn't see that part. Yeah, there was a part where Roy stole a guy's phone cuz he was on his phone. He can't have a phone. No. Shut the ████ Yeah, he walked up to No, he walked up to like some teenager, grabbed his phone and walked away. I'm dead serious. Dead ass is the kid I was saying. That means he's not ████ lying, dude. So, he goes into the playoff and literally in the first one whole sudden death, he he's able to birdie it, but like the craziest part is one birdie mean basically he he gets one under when the guy gets a par. So, he gets four strokes, but he got it in three strokes. So, he wins the sudden death. But the point is once he hits this last putt Yeah. and he sinks it in. He falls to his knees and he just starts like balling because this is such a huge moment for him and everyone's screaming. Wow. And by the way, the picture that I saw of that was taken by Ken Griffy Jr. Not kidding cuz apparently he's like a sports photographer now. What? What? He
15:10 was at the What the hell? Steve Ken Griffy Jr. was at the Masters and he took the picture of him of of Rory on his knees. Yeah, one of the pictures. Wow. He was an artist. That's crazy. But yeah, it was big moment. It was a huge moment. He literally falls to his knees like Tiger uh you know immediately he he's like posting online stuff too like welcome to the club because like he's the sixth golfer in history to ever hit the grand slam. Did you fall did you fall your knees when you saw that 150 hit your bank account? I was texting all my buddies. I was like I made $125 finally. I'm now only6,000 this year. What what made you bet on bet on him that he'll win that? A lot of it comes down to the story too cuz you're just like you see we're not numbers. We're story betters. It's like the daggies. It's funner that way. It's like us betting on um Alex Pereira. Even though like you're sitting there, you're like uh he might
16:00 lose this one, but we like him. I believe in him on the second one. His comeback's going to be good. He just ████ up. I thought we never lost money's prayer until this last one cuz we didn't bet on the daggy. He fought a daggy. But that's because we bet on the daggies last time. Daggy ████ lost. See, we go back and forth on our own ████ That's why we got to stay true. Always bet black, right? You stay. You got to stay. We need a We need a stat autist guy that can just give us the ████ thing. I got this website, dude. Going to be the guy. Fine. What do we bet? I I know a guy who's pretty smart. Cuz remember, anytime anytime you go and root for the guy that you emotionally like is when we lose. That's when you lose. But how do we take our emotions out? The problem is that we kind of most of us here like sports and how do you take it out? Another story. Can't take it out. Don't bet on it for that. I know. Oh yeah, I think I mean the
16:50 betting makes it actually fun. It does make Yeah, dude. I put this is the dumbest bet the year probably. I was I was dunking for no reason at all. Like I I want to bet that the P I was like Pacers going to win this. No, no problem. Or whatever. And then I told Anthony I was like I just rolled that into um Pacers win the whole thing or whatever. And Anthony I never heard him more unimpressed in his life. Like he's basically like you just pissed away 50 bucks dude like ████ idiot. But I don't like but once again I have to ride cuz it's just fun. Yeah. Wow. But what's more fun is when you win. It'll be sick if I turn 50 bucks into 5G. That is pretty sick. But that means 50 bucks and 5gs. Nobody thinks the base cuz nobody thinks literally nobody thinks that. But they might have like a miracle. No. Yeah, exactly. I think they were This just came out the other day. It's like less than 1% of cards put the place put the Pacers even even bet on the Pacers
17:41 to win it all. So yeah, we're ████ Yeah, but it's just fun, you know. Yeah, because there might be a miracle and if it happens it's what a great great story. You got your money on it. But then you're what? You're waiting on a miracle. Ouch. Ouch. Always feels bad. Yeah. The Lakers are going to win, dude. I hope so, man. Lakers Lakers for sure. Lakers are playing who? Uh what is it in a couple days? No. Uh Timberwolves start talking or the stats talking. That's right. The stats are looking favorable for them to do well. And then from there, you're not you're not banking on a miracle. You're just hoping that they could pull together. They just do what they're capable of. Versus like Indiana Pacers, you're literally like it's a religious state. It's a religious state. Who's the top pick of all the teams right now? Stats is really weird because some people who like have like the best stats like their weakness is
18:32 like this team just because of the way Oh, cuz Lakers got Austin Reeves and Luca right now. Yeah, Austin's balling out. LeBron is doing a really great job with a Luca on the LeBron carried them throughout the playoffs last year, dude. And Luca Luca's gone to the playoffs without having like a LeBron support. Yeah. So, but it's going to be interesting to see how they like can pull it together as cuz they're they're still a new team, right? Like they've only had what the beginning of the year to play with each other. Whole new chemistry. But it's crazy. I mean, JJ Reic, his last thing that he coached was like a freaking volunteer varsity like kids basketball team. And now he's a Lakers head coach and won 50 games. Have you Have you guys watched Luca play? Yeah, dude. He's ████ He's great. You know who else won 50 games? Clippers. The Pacers, baby. Come on.
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