0:00 real quick we're going to close our eyes and you're just going to point to who you think is most game all right ready don't tell us though don't tell us though okay for real three two one point point make it clear we're all doing it just you you're Point you're poting that doesn't you guys too we always point to the same guy anyway are you done pointing yeah all right cool all right oh you're still pointing we just said you're still pointing what the you done pointing he like yeah no I didn't [Music] imagine all right catch flights not feelings you're on a flight you're on a Lanza flight Lanza Lanza that's a nice one I never that is that German it's nice yeah it's actually really nice very nice and then there's a you know older gentleman and his wife a 63y old man
0:51 actually come up gets on this plane up trip him on the way up yeah you don't stck him or anything like that you don't abuse him but he's got like cold sweats and he looks kind of you know distraught um guy sits down eventually he starts ████ bleeding oh my God straight bleeding like on nose eyes or where out of his ████ face apparently leaders leaders so he's Dead's dead yeah what the ████ Pilots you know they everybody's asking for a doctor doctor did the plane take off though yeah thank God okay thank God you're not late you're not late I got all stuck with this no delays and then uh I would have want to sit next to him don't have a late checkin dude over the PA they call for a doctor you know some 30-year-old somebody who doesn't
1:41 speak English that well comes over is asking questions but can't really administer any help and then shortly after dude just passes away dude you can't spill liters of blood and be fine after yeah that's a lot of water bro that's insane leaders they don't you say you lose a leader you're f pretty much donez though right like gunshot wound or something like that a couple leiters well if you if you're you can keep if you keep bleeding for like 60 seconds you're dead yeah at that rate come on yeah how much how much do you donate when you donate blood you donate like a Le a pint a pint a pint that's crazy he just got on the pl why did he get on the plane when he was ████ yeah not feeling good could have caused a delay why would you go on the goddamn BL was it from the no it's a victim blaming situation yeah eye the ear where did it
2:32 come out of because I care about him man I'm like you should what the wow was that like a brain hemmer when he when he was having cold sweats and he was like you know not feeling good they they gave him chamomile tea it didn't work oh that's good and then blood started spewing no way the chamomile didn't work I think he got assassinated I don't believe that ████ he didn't drink it he didn't drink it it's like some Asian Mom hey just drink the tea you'll feel a lot better you need something warm you need something warm right yeah yeah has to be wor was full of Asian moms they're saying blood gushed out of the man's nose and mouth wa ████ crazy how do you lose a lead blood was splattering onto the aircraft's walls they said it was an absolute horor everyone was screaming can you imagine being the person next to him I hope you're not wearing white that's not that's going to
3:22 stain forever you're not wearing white it's a good point you're like he has that one condition where like the blood can't Co ulate or something they keep oh I don't know if that's the condition I think AIDS is all condition all the above but yeah maybe that's you're talking abouto no that's hemophobia no it's homophobia no he has homop he has homophobia who someone was too close so he keeps bleeding right like he can't a gay guy too close when he ████ died yeah he can't stop homophobic are you homophobic try this tea yeah hemophiliacs g him Gates te no straight tea straight tea is that what it is and he doesn't he didn't take his hemophiliac medicine or something I but then what would just make it come out like that no Bart still like it must be
4:13 his fault he didn't take his medicine how can we make it his fault how do we this is Asian diagnosis it's always his fault we got to figure out how he ████ up we got to exonerate Lanza I think that's the right way to look at all these people though that we get all these people h the stories that we get all these failures what did they do all the stories that we get there's always something ████ funny that happens and I thinking most of the times even when you ████ up it's like what did you do wrong yeah he knew what did you do wrong he knows that when he goes into high altitude that he gets bloody noses he should have known dude that's all it was that's crazy they just start that's just all Asian parents like hey I got scammed at the mall why you so stupid yeah exactly but honestly when you look back on it it's kind of the right way to think about your problems I think a
5:03 little bit it teaches you a lot the man's wife said his breathing and appearance looked off because they rushed to catch the flight but the symptoms worried the crew and despite their initial hesitations the crew allowed the man to remain on the flight this is why you got to get 3 hours but like you got to get there early bro that assessment though like oh this guy's got cold sweats keep them off the plane that's pretty that's like kind of Hardcore L wa so they were about to miss the flight and they he couldn't catch that this guy sounds fat as ████ does it say in there um it doesn't say fat as ████ no cuz all of us remember like we probably had a moment of us like running to catch your flight and you're out of breath and you're just like woo that was rough dude so they think there's there's like a suspicion that he overexerted himself and that's why his that's what the wife was suggesting maybe but I mean
5:55 man a wife poisoned him or some ████ yep yeah check his coffee check the Camile tea why is the wife why is the wife so calm in this whole situation yeah why is she so calm yeah seriously we we didn't hear a peep from her in the story yeah all of a sudden she's trying to explain it all way like he just wasn't feeling well it was a bad fish sandwich yeah right ████ God that's interesting the plane had to turn back around no way they didn't do emergency landing oh dude no that would be really clever cuz in that way like the wife can show it's not like she killed like imagine she did that at like their house that's pretty hard to say oh I didn't kill my husband but like airplane like hey it's the ████ it's the ████ like um the the hostess yeah yeah yeah it's their tea they G they ████ the C mil it's a great cover dude she's like oh what a tragedy my husband died in a plane should have done peppermint dude peppermint is way
6:47 better there's like no procedure to like help somebody who's like like in your training is there anything that you can do for a guy that's bleeding if they're bleeding out of their face dude like this dude is there is there is there a tourniquet for his whole face you got throw yeah give him the oxygen and just crank it just crank oh if he puts O oxygen mask wouldn't the blood just fill up the bag oh yeah maybe that's ████ and it goes into everyone else's bags or maybe you need the dentist thing where it's the oxygen with the at the same time just speed it up but then the second you're sucking it out it's going into a syringe back into your body oh so you need a doctor and a dentist to collapse he may have found the hack be your own owner live donation damn poor guy man or poor wife cuz obviously wasn't her fault yeah I
7:38 think she killed him it obviously was her fault does say anything was was her close no it says um bleach in a chamomile said ████ that guy I always wanted to kill him what things are what things are there that exist besides like when your brain's hemorrhaging that you could that could happen explosion I think in those situations like I think maybe the most when you have no tools and no experience it's almost like well they could choke and drown on their own blood because you don't know if they're going to actually die from the loss of blood yet it's just happening so probably like I don't know ████ lay them on their side or something that doesn't allow the blood to continue to like Rush backwards was the neck pillow they didn't remove it huh yeah but even that's the Asian answer ah they didn't get rid of the neck pillow you ever choked on your own I choked on my own I thought I was
8:30 going to die what how why multiple times sometimes I get asleep at me as ████ well not anymore but when I was fat as ████ I just be like snoring and then I wake up and my face is like probably purple and I'm like going oh ████ and that was weight related and I have to force myself to breathe that does but in that moment though I'm like you have a lot of common with this guy ████ so what if that's what happened to this dude he's like I can't breathe there's too much blood coming out you ever drink gay tea straight tea only that's why I'm straight what would otherwise what would be a gay te otherwise I'd be gay I like bragging that you're straight is like the funniest thing I'm so straight yall want to know how I'm so straight what do what what do straight guys drink tea wise like what do they drink I'm straight he's like I don't know I'm straight and I like I like Earl
9:21 Earl black Earl black we drink peach tea cuz it looks like ████ hibiscus hibiscus is what category what would you I like hiis but caffeine in there that's a fruit tea that's gay exactly that's my question trying to separate te's by gay or straight is really funny like doing that's not gay to be honest I love fruit tea so I must be the people got to know what's gay te bro gay people be living better anyway I'm down for whatever they drink the happiest guys are always look at the smiles I think it's it's how you make the tea if it's a tea bag I don't think you're gay cuz that's like a ball sack isn't that the most gayest I think if it's loose it's got to be loose leaf I think if you're loose leaf you're gay bro if you take the time to do loose leaf and live by yourself gay dude what that's some gay ████ so you're calling a
10:11 Kung Fu Master gay a little bit just you do loely huh now I was going to say there are actually I don't know I'm a lot of a lot of politicians are closet gays I believe that they drink drink and what kind of tea do they drink what kind of tea do they drink do you think the country should be run by gay people or it kind of already is mostly but you know not closeted you know even in the recent yeah yeah they should be all out like like you know in the recent um like Usher Alicia Keys Super Bowl Super Bowl performance the the recent one where like Usher is like hugging Alicia Keys from the back and people are all like up in arms about it I'm like man everyone in the industry already knows Usher's gay is he really so that's why it's not even intimidating G in the industry that's what they say
11:02 really cuz part's a part of it I'm not even in the industry I just hear the industry people oh I see I see it's not like so much like a like a pure gay as much as it is like well this is probably worth mentioning so so essentially Prince like you know the whole Will Smith thing that came out really what happens is um uh what's the whole Will Smith that came out that he's gay Fu D yeah yeah yeah but what realistically happens is like the movie Producers this is true especially back in the day it's maybe maybe less true now but definitely back in the day a lot of the movie Producers they really do require you to have sex with them to get the RO so they're like the wi all guys girls everything yeah like it's not just a girl it's like guys girls everyone okay and so then it ends up being this weird like just open sex kind of culture where it's just it's like everyone ended up being some form of you know willing to have sex with
11:52 dude especially when you're this is my theory anytime you're smashing it down you're throwing it down with all kinds of like ladies GLE varieties yeah you'd be like hey let's just let's see what what the world has I think after a while right yeah and you got to so it's like you're having a you're having a for some with chicks you know what I mean and then you might touch a butt one comes in there and you're just like well it's here anyway three chicks and then two dicks and then it's two chicks and then three dicks and next thing you know and you're just like I like it with the boys better and you're like win in my teach I just think it's it's a lot slipperier of a slope than most people think yeah for sure I think I believe that too that's cuz you're the most likely to be gay in this room I'm just saying hear me out that's hey hey real quick we're going to close our eyes and you're just going to point to who you think is most gay in this all right ready don't tell us though don't tell us though okay for real 3 2 one point point make it clear
12:45 we're all doing it just you you're Point you're Point well that doesn't you guys do too yeah we did it we all did it I'm doing it we always point to the same guy any if you're open your eyes are you done pointing yeah all right cool all right oh you're still pointing you still pointing we just said it Marvin what the ████ you done pointing like he said you want to advocate for no I didn't seriously [Music] hey oh
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