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Off The Record: Our New Friends from 'Under The Influence'

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0:00 dude you see how like over the last like 5 years all theing slot machines are all like Dragon themed now yeah dude that's how you get it it catches the eye you know what I mean I'm like dude this is my you know how many seu slot machines I've seen like sh she slot Machin all the C shake [Music] machine welcome back to another very special episode of careful boys today you will not believe who we have over here when you cut to this angle you will see under the influence let's go yes sir and it finally happened dude thank you guys for being here Jesus Christ you know what's funny is the first point of contact we had was Jeremy mhm and it's sad that he's not here today because we've been chatting

0:50 for almost a year now you and Jeremy have been talking yeah with B in the ████ group chat what yeah I didn't know that and we been trying to that's their homie they have a their crew is big oh ████ yeah we have one more host that's Jeremy and that's the guy that yall have been s we got six here all the time they have 40 hey don't bring me into this he he has a no all though but I'm so glad that uh you guys are finally here because I see you guys been popping up for like these past couple of years you I just be on Instagram I'm like oh this is ████ funny and then you know we have mutual friends I think Tim was on I think Jimmy um so it's it's pretty nice that we finally got to connect yeah yeah dude be honest when you see us on Tik Tok do you just scroll I don't even use Tik Tok that's what a boomer that's why he said Instagram

1:40 Instagram ████ I'm getting replaced God damn it he's reporting our account no I don't I don't watch the full videos but I do watch the clips that pop up and I think it's I think it's hilarious that's actually me that's that's commenting on your page as JK news it's me oh really cuz I oh it's Nick yeah no but we followed you guys' page a long time ago yeah how' you guys get started um so it was me and Jeremy that started it and uh we were running for like I think like 6 months worth of episodes before we met him and we were like doing interview based content back then so we interviewed him like on the streets no no no like like bringing them in I met him on the streets but then we brought him into to a home and we're like get off the street and then uh and then when we interviewed him it was just super like he was like an interesting character his interview blew up and then uh and we're like we're looking for another host so come on and yeah that's

2:30 Co that's tight and then I met her through a Jimmy Zang video shoot oh no way okay actually hated her at first cuz she had to like play the role of like a ████ like she had to come in and be mean but Jimmy didn't tell us any of that so we're sitting there like why is this girl so ████ mean he literally told me to go into the trailer and just start roasting people and I just thought I thought they knew what I was going in for you know and then when I started just like roasting them everyone's face just went like the ████ we didn't even know we were filming we're literally like who is this woman and why is she being hella mean to us what did you roast him on um proba probably his hair we were all in costume can you imagine just some girl walking in just roasting your hair's stupid and I'm like nice to meet you too I guess was it like a prank or something or he just wanted I think it was just bad like directing cuz yeah honestly just to do it honestly cuz it was supposed to be a bit like we're all in Cosplay like I was

3:21 M from Naruto and then uh yeah and then my hair was longer back then so it made sense when I found out they didn't like me it hurt my feelings I was like I was like what do you mean and I thought you know I didn't do anything to you though yeah yeah no in hind slight she didn't do anything wrong but in the moment it was literally Like This Woman's a ████ D that's tight and then and you and Jeremy have been friends for a really long time no I met him so I did like bartending Tik toks that was like my first bar chemistry yeah bar chemistry yeah appreciate that dope but uh but while I was doing that obviously he started like an Asian heart Seltzer brand so he's like looking for influencers to promote is it is it this it is this nectar heart Seltzer unique Asian flavors no we out for Taste Z it's not calories yeah tell us about this and then Anthony take a test all of them as the resident alcoholic wait so none of you drink but you D so this supplement is also useless except for you so I'm

4:13 sad you want to pass this he's he's going to need it he's going to need it though this is for you though never need this ████ do you have a supplement that prevents me from turning red this if you take enough of this the main active ingredient is dhm and it's actually probably the best thing for Asian glow oh dude I need that is this new for you guys yeah yeah yeah I dropped this May 3 months ago so this is like eight this is like a I dropped a holistic supplement company basically and uh super recovery is our alcohol recovery supplement it's like eight natural ingredients and it fights like the negative side effects of alcohol before you start drinking that's smart why is this thing so heavy I it's a glass bottle glass is cheaper than plastic to produce strangely see bar we have to learn from these because look check this out we own companies but we not giving them any gifts and ████ that we probably could have gave them so yeah it would have been on our show like we would have been promoting you want a

5:03 13 in September t-shirt that's your shirt that I gave you he's Reed he's already Reed no this this is actually I got to get your sizes I want to send you some care packages popcorn thing H oh by the way this whole snack is Buffet whatever you want whatever it's not our Brands but it's been staring at that no I've been staring at this I'm not allowed to have spicy on the podcast cuz I fall asleep what but like this is a different podcast so that makes you fall asleep like anything with te like chili should do a fall asleep epilepsy Challenge and then you you usually fall asleep when you don't eat right me yeah I never fall asleep Oh I thought I just saw an episode where you fell asleep no no he did fall asleep y y y y I know exactly what you're talking about bro he

5:54 yeah he fell asleep mid so we did like a host interview for all you remember because you were asleep it wasn't wasn't Jeremy or someone saying something mad serious at that moment like really heartfelt and then you just had shades on and you were just like I I will say I uh I messed up yeah but it's only happened one time oh okay these guys are loving it they're out here going that's yummy you like it yeah I like I don't even drink but this really good the melon flavor or the aftertaste on leure that comes in and you really feel the leing you're like oh ████ this is really the melon on this comes through let me try I don't drink either I'm try it's bomb bro you guys always not drank or like is this a new we all tried and then got headaches and said this ain't for us let's do Ecstasy I get sleepy you got ecstasy yeah oh man maybe that's the brand we should come out with this is really good see all these flavors are like very you can't T

6:44 Al take this before you even water what is this if you get headaches when you get hang like when you drink if you get headaches it's cuz you're like draining B vitamins while you're drinking so there's like a a super be complex in there yeah this video is brought to you by super recovery go get yours if you got the Asian glow then don't be a hoe that's the brand name don't be a hoe new tagline I'm making a whole new product bro they've been whole free since 2003 I will say uh I did blackout last night I also realized I blacked out last night I woke up like damn I don't really have did you guys have a event no we just went to the club just is that why you guys were late today yeah I'm sorry it was it wasn't me I swear yeah it was all Esther she was the only one that didn't go out and she caused us to be like so take three of them take three yeah three is a serving size I like how you guys are just popping pills from

7:35 strangers and we just met them dude can I get the mango I want to sip on that I want to try it do we only bring those three flavors mango melons my favorite then Le what inspired you to make this beautiful comp and the graphics are pretty sick dude like it's like samurai champu or like some anime stuff going on there have you ever uh heard of the nft project isuki yeah oh that sounds so those are isuki on there it's like a an nft collab yeah and it's like one of our investors that's his specific IP like he owns that and that's the fun thing about nfts is like once you own the one piece like you own that IP you can use that in your business or whatever so yeah so that's the print on that can I ask you guys how you guys are so smart and know how to do all kinds of ████ like this and investors I just heard the word investors I don't got no cuz we've been in business for quite some time but I feel like we keep making mistakes we

8:25 don't got no investors or no one that believes in US you guys could easily get inv in what like opening gyms or like what specifically yeah what do you you have a gym yeah but I got to invest my own money that I still don't have back well basically I'm I'mma step out of this cuz I don't have a business yeah I don't I don't know what I'm doing either who talk take it away yeah but how did you know to like like you know like you got an audience and like let's create products that are that feel organic to you and yeah well uh growing up poor I was like I need to make money in whatever way ████ possible so I just like I've been like basically reading as many books on investment and and like business as I possibly can but Jeremy's the one that started nectar and I learned a lot from him about like the investment process cuz like Tech there's so many people out there that like what made me confident that we can get investors or whatever is like looking at the trash products that people throw millions of dollars at I'm like if

9:16 somebody will give you $10 million to build this app that doesn't even make sense then like there's no way that I can't find people that'll throw money in my ideas that is true yeah sounds like what we did we read the books Maybe two of them but threw them away we spent a lot of our own money in projects we were the dumbass that oh this ████ product right here like ████ we're just going to put whatever money all of this stuff we're just going to put our money in it let's do it what were the what were the ████ products so he read a book he's like you need investors he's like I'm going to be the investor he just reads it from the other side oh ████ ████ the middleman sometimes you got to do it that was you stepped up man I am a matcha tea peder really um we I I have a I have a tea shop near UCLA called Uh

10:07 jie there's one in Roland Heights and one in Wy Kei and one in oh there's a bunch there's a bunch yeah there's and he's he's a partner in it too we'll have we'll have 15 open by next year which is pretty cool we nine R I know you guys were he was he hit us up to you're party next to my office oh yeah for your Hawaii event well you invited us to after we were gone though yeah yeah and then um investment strategy and I told Jimmy I was like yo if I was there I'd take you to the shop and then he's like oh yeah I'm here and I'm like oh ████ and then he just he he was out party oh yeah Jimmy does that something yeah I know he's being Jimmy Jimmy be having the worst communication sometimes yeah wait what is your matcha place called Jun June be yeah it's it's matcha they don't have anything with the name yeah we don't it's not in the mall right that one plaza where it is the Royal Hawaiian that mug that mug says

10:58 June Beyond oh we oh you do have one ah hey I mean you said you you have one out here like why don't we can go on a little field trip yeah do you guys have that do you have the strawberry syrup matcha is or is that we have a strawberry matcha maybe I went there I think I I was there oh no way and W Co and it was so good we went three times we went three what the heck that's my store you went in y yes I went with Emily and then we went um we were just like okay we we should get a drink and it was not only buba Sho wait you forgot to mention the official name on the teleprompter right here that you're reading j y Kik only I also like how how the the cup was behind a bottle it's not even on camera we're not we're not anti marketing marketing bro yeah we're anti- marketers dog no but

11:49 it's really really good it's probably the best Mar I've ever had thank you very that's so sweet that makes my hot we he he paid me 20 bucks for it I'll do anything for M now we need to say it with more zest that's tight though I mean this this stands out so much when you guys had the first thing I ever saw was really this I was like yo that's I thought you guys had like a sponsor but then the fact that it's their brand it's so much that's the first thing I noticed too yeah yeah yeah wait it's the first thing you saw on the podcast yeah because I was like because I thought it was so I just noticed it and I was like what is that drink because like it's like a no-brainer like d why don't we do that with anything but like he said we just got Coke Bott promoting promoting Tobasco the fact that it's still on the table yeah dude I moved a cup over here we yeah I need to learn I need to what am I doing here I don't know I don't know I

12:41 feel like you guys are killing it though like you guys are legends to us so like I was I grew up watching you guys so this is this is kind of a surreal moment shirt show them the shirt throw it promote it hurry up hurry up promote it do you remember and you have the shirt underneath a different shirt I don't know when this video is coming out but that's a sneak peek wait did you get get that from Tik Tok like there's a Tik Tok is that what the ████ we got investors for this Partners $10 million no I do I do remember that Arc also wait there's no way that no one's ever approached you like can I throw some money at you guys to build a product they just don't understand that that's what they're trying to say they all they do I think they they start and then they see all the ████ ████ content and the way we say things and it's like maybe that's not good part they do I'm just

13:31 sming a lot of our projects I like to keep it in house with friends and family and also cuz I feel comfortable losing their money but VC money and strangers I don't want to touch I don't want them involved and they'll com Fort you too I feel like yeah they'll come for you and your friends they'll if you lose a couple dollars from them then you go oh that was tough huh yeah that was tough I remember what nfts were popping I lost a lot of my friends money yeah story in this room yeah bro what's the most money you lost on crypto or nfts I I don't think I made any money on nfts so I think I've spent now to date like I've lost probably like 10,000 close just overall in nfts yeah I don't invest in um nft but I do invest in gambling she's made more money gambling than I've made in gam what's your game you go to Vegas a lot a lot yeah indie

14:23 cinos or like are you Vietnamese too no I'm Korean Koreans gamble a lot though why did you say that like you're embarrassed no no because because Vietnamese people like they learn how to gamble when they're younger and I started late degenerate parenting yeah no but in the PO poker clubs around California I think it's mostly Vietnamese and Koreans that are the Asians there I I see a lot of old old Korean dudes there I never see Korean people in Vegas gambling but I see a lot of like Chinese people and Vietnamese people lots of Vietnamese Vegas has so much like good Vietnamese food because of like all the Vietnamese people that live there to gamble M dud you see how like over the last like 5 years all the ████ slot machines are all like Dragon themed now yeah dud that's how you it catches the eye you know what I mean I'm like dude this is my you know how many ████ seu slot machines I've seen I'm like all the ████ Shake SL

15:16 machines all the C Shake SL Mach all the Grandma's playing on love it love a pretty face do any of you guys gamble I only like group gambling what do you mean problem so like I wouldn't like just go and play Blackjack by myself but if we all go to the craps table I'll go crazy if we all go play poker I'll go crazy and I can play for a long time don't lose hell of money but if it's just by myself not really you get the itch right now huh black blackjack's ████ I love Blackjack I've also never made money gambling either so like there's just yeah I mean if you give me your money I can gamble for she like taught me how to how to gamble once and then I lost all her money what's your what's your game Blackjack and bakarat oh I need to learn how to play what's the most you ever won most 25,000 W ████ I like the immunis shot that's tight she like most lost 26000 no true true yeah damn but they

16:08 take most of your money so how much did you play to win 25g 26,000 I kidding he was he was right he was right but it's what you know I want it you know so that's bakarat or bakarat yeah if I had that money on the table oh I would have a ████ heart attack holy ████ Bak the highest odds to win right yeah yeah it's like almost 50% hella Asians play backck yeah cuz it's fun like everyone on the table is working with you you know what I mean well that's like with Blackjack as well I like C too yeah yeah exactly but like you want to go with the flow so like if someone is doing uh dealer like then everyone's doing dealer you're not going against other people so like it feels yeah it feels like a group have y'all played that um it's a Vietnamese like New Year's game where it's a big two

17:00 talking about with the ████ Dice and the ████ crab and ████ yeah yeah I I don't know what it's called but well no it's like six different pictures one's like the rooster one's the crab one's like the giant par thing and then it's not diced like numerical it has an image of each one so when you roll it you're like piece lands on that or whatever you just put is it like Vietnamese Laria kind of that sounds fun yeah are you Vietnamese chinese vietnamese chinese vietnamese my parents were born in Vietnam but my grandparents are Chinese oh his wife Filipino yep oh thank you he said it as a dis before you think he's great he said it all quick too why little like he snitched these guys got Latino wives dude Latin lovers over here both of you guys and we got gingers Ginger table I'm

17:51 Filipino uh my girl's Australian yeah damn yeah I never got propped for that ever that feels nice props Ryan over here we give props for that everybody wants to have sex with a kangaroo I'm I'm in that boat you got a Latin girlfriend I've had many Latin girlfriends I'm single right now but yeah usually my exes are all like we are painfully single I have a question for Bart so how I was like why just me what the no how is it okay so um how did you how did you end up dating your coworker because I'm on the same oh we were actually together first so we kept it secret for that long yeah cuz like in the back in that in those days um she was just doing her own job and it was just me and Joe and then we just slowly needed her to come and help out and then we realized it's actually

18:41 really good when she is single cuz then people are more willing to she was our Honeypot like she was our CIA agent that got the spies she was a spy so so easy for her to like make contacts get people's numbers and then kind of like link us together and we're like the guy try to ████ her and then they're too late you're already on the show you're our friend don't be weird so we kept that operation we need start implementing this strategy you guys need a honeypop wow so what I'm getting is we're going we're going to the club I'm too late because I already started working with this person and say their in full full full last name first last name oh um she's trying to back Jeremy basically yeah yeah Jeremy but oh you you and Jeremy could do this little late I guess you and Jeremy why is it late it's late because I mean we should have been together before we started working you know I think it's

19:33 what mean are he this or no yeah yeah where is it are we are we here what's the problem you it down we're here we're here that's a real Arc like you're trying to bag him currently does Jeremy know this um yeah does jery know this I feel like he might know this is good conversation he might know yeah yeah we're not sure if he knows or not every single what's the weight of his heart you just like constantly compliment his drink you got a neg him I think yeah neing usually the way like these are so good did you try making a keimach for him I madean him food he said he likes it well he's Korean as well right okay kind of I guess like that's K to K though that's easy K to k k to K is common sense though your family's going to accept it yeah yeah it's compatible is he a bad boy is he a what is he a bad boyy what a a bad boy like a g no not a bad boy g b boy what's a what's a b boy

20:24 B boy it's a bad boy he spicy like you boy Jeremy think of that right take the exact opposite that's what Jeremy is he's a very good boy sick whenever he leaves his house really he's a Bubble Boy and and second of all he wears a pink wig to advertise his drinks which was the we guy the Weg guy which is why I'm in love with him oh have you said have you said that to you got to drop the L bomb right away yeah what is he I'm so confused like I love bomb him all the time but what do you what do you like about that the the pink wig the Bubble Boy what do you like about that uh I mean you know I'm a woman so I like to take care of people and so the the fact that the fact that he's always sick makes me like yeah my my heart you make good soups make good BM broth for him no I don't cook like that okay she can

21:14 order on door I sometimes send him food really yeah he says thank you but he what's Jeremy's problem how come you don't maybe you're love vomit him too much what's his deal maybe you got to hold back yeah maybe you got to go hard and then just never talk to him for play a little hard you can't and then start making out with these two yeah yeah just for the tactic though just I think jealousy works for the No No we got to start we just learned mess with the boys we just learned the strategy we're going to use we're going to we're going to use you to get new guests on the show and that's also going to make Jeremy jealous oh that's smart it's a win-win situation all the new guests give him a pink wig yeah yeah like let me just see how this looks on you oh my God it's so much better than Jeremy every guest y you wear the pink wig so much better yeah just say that wait hold up this drink sell me this right now okay this is this is what I did okay so he wears a pink wig to the store to try

22:05 to sell drinks so I went to the I I put on a pink wig and I sold it with him you got to go purple wig yeah and that that didn't work go no I thought yeah I thought if I went that far he that's kind of creepy let him chase you maybe he needs to be you know he you need to be a prize for him to capture so he has to chase you now what do you think he would I do need to do that respond to a slab in the face yeah I don't know he he flirts a lot with other men dress a little more you know Tombo wait you're saying he wears a pink wig and he flirts a lot with other men got the homies though yeah yeah my Bo with the boys dude he likes boy BOS if you're not flirting with your homie like what not random men not random men not random men and are you sure it's this or is it this sometimes I wonder that's good but but

22:56 come on you guys true right we got to strategize flirts with men more than women you know when guys suck each other off it's not a 69 it's a L7 L7 L7 is [Laughter] [Music] crazy

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