0:00 [Music] i never had a neighbor like that in california that watched for me i don't know dude my neighbor liked that in vegas my neighbors are like that yeah yeah it's different man i know all my neighbors they all watched my ████ they were watching my house right now and my whole block is like ████ u.n i have every ████ ethnicity on my whole street it's crazy that sounds terrible i have hella asians and uh that's about it yeah mostly mostly mixed white asian couples like me and nikki there's a lot of interracial couples yeah it's a ████ travesty if you ask me travesty and the other way my friend diluting the bloodline you're polluting her blood what am i doing to my for my race it's okay cause we're not having kids because uh thank god
0:50 we don't need more halfers in this world huh halfers not trying to make future colonizers okay here we go three two one action a michigan woman won a 500 000 lottery prize on accident what how i want those kind of accidents right so she um she was going to go pick up some scratchers which she always does you can already judge her go ahead you already are she's a scratcher i love scratching my my grandpa was a like daily walk to the liquor store get lotto type of did he win anything no sometimes he went like 20 bucks though yeah that's like that's a good day i want a hundred bucks off a shotgun uh that's right it's gambling it's a rebate you want a hundred bucks yeah uh at 7-eleven that's dope actually so it was worth it i think i spent over 500
1:40 but you know i 100 so my grandma always reinvests it right so it's like if she wins anything she just buys more scratches with it yeah i think that a lot of people do that um so she always purchases her tickets from the same store and was planning to stop there on the way home to get what she what's called a cash world ticket she she accidentally made a wrong turn however and had to take a different route home so then she stopped at a gas station along the way breaking her routine like a different gas station yes sir she stops at at a bp station and then selected the cash world times 10 ticket and when she went home she scratched the ticket off thought she won a grand and she was going to use the money towards the trip that she had coming up in a few months and so she decided to put the ticket away and cash it when her trip got closer the player then said it was three months before she realized her ticket was worth
2:31 500 ████ thousand dollars goes to the lottery office to cash it thinking that she's gonna get some trip money and they're like hey you won five hundred thousand dollars and uh yeah pretty surreal so she thought she won a thousand she thought she's only one thousand why is there like she can't see the one like it was a five she's 61. she didn't scratch it all the way yeah maybe it's one of those like times times 10 scratcher where there's like a bonus thing in the corner but she can't do the math yeah and it's like whatever it is you got there it's like times 50 or whatever you know i always get those if i get those and i see it's like whoa i could win a million dollars right now if i get these cherries lined up and then it's like you didn't win anything you get any cherries i have the worst luck with all that ████ slot machines the ████ teddy bear grabber all of that ████ man scratches i never
3:21 win ████ you got to break your routine and just try again get more scratchers dude you're not working hard enough brother just take a go to terribles on the way back get a bunch of scratches get a scratcher or two i did once get a 20 bill in a public swimming pool nice i was swimming that's lucky and it was kind of floating like this sideways on the thin side and i was like it was your 20 dollar bill no i took it i was like oh ████ it's 20 bucks and i put my pocket in your water pockets in your water that took away luck for the next 20 years for you that's why you shouldn't have picked that up you didn't pick that up you'd have a scratch right holding out you're like not today you should know this your mother is a buddhist you should know this she did tell me don't pick up twenty dollar bill in a swimming pool never heard that saying before have you guys seen that machine where it's like those little bricks it's like electric bricks yeah stacker stacker dude and then it's like you push a button and it
4:11 goes like it's totally rigged yeah and then you hit it exactly on the dot and it pushes it over when you're like ████ rich it's like dude i'm about to i'm licking my lip for much to win a ████ ass you always skip that you skip that first prize and you're always like oh i'm gonna get the next prize don't you the grand big prize i'll get a nintendo switch dude for free yeah if you guys came up on half a million dollars what would you do half a million dollars yeah half a million dollars at all exactly yeah all of it i hate that it automatically goes to just the brain oh yeah immediately flush another ████ toilet what else to warm myself we probably try to make it uh buy more crypto while it's going down i'd probably reinvest it in more tickets it's a lot of money but it's also not ████ you money or retirement money but it is a ████ ton of money well that's the mentality that you have during it's like wow ████ you money yeah yeah if i
5:02 if i keep on watering it it will become ████ you that is the mentality yeah you gotta reinvest it dude get more tickets i might just blow it if i like came up on it real fast like i didn't work for it yeah then i think i might emotionally be down to blow it real fast as well because i've like done the other where it's like you earned a lot of money and then you try to invest and then you even trying to do that like lost a lot of my you know what if i come up on hell money i might just spend it poking like a luna man yeah i'm talking about that buddy like i might get like a sick car because that's not gonna take 500 000 yeah it might take like uh might take like 80 grand no it could take it could take 500 thousand dollars not that kind of thing like regular six for like regular people like uh do you have a wish list like that's just ready to go when you come up with the cash nah nah i'm sure you do i think that's my problem i don't have i don't want anything yeah same like i just want
5:53 better positions of cool ████ that i like i wish i had that problem you like you like toys there's like three cars that i would buy immediately what are they oh really one of them is a 67 chevelle lame and the other one is uh this it's an old-school like truck it's a c10 silverado both of those are probably like i don't know like 100 150 maybe and then uh any one of the porsche gt series like gt3 or gt2 any one of those guys why are you getting cars that everyone ████ can have i wanna i want a ████ batmobile you want a delorean which one the old school one that looks like a tank the keaton one bro oh the eaten one is the best one that's the best one and it's like probably 80 grand that's it yeah it's not that bad even the one that has the shield that goes on the ████ bomb comes out you don't want the uh adam westbound i do think that's tight
6:44 but it's funny but i'm not gonna you know chicks aren't gonna try to suck my dick walking out of that thing you'd be surprised dude for the comedian to go and buy the adam west batmobile and roll up and i guess he just won a lot that's you not bad but i wanna i wanna be i wanna look like a badass you know what i'm saying because then chicks want to all have sex with you and you're getting outside of the michael keaton battle building but you're married is this coming from the guy that had a mini cooper for like half his life yeah i love minnie cooper yeah do you have you seen your talent job dude did you get the mini cooper as a 12. just just genuinely likes it and you're just like it was a joke though i was i i first got into it as a bit and then i loved the car so you bought it as a ████ but you fell in love with no i test drove it as a ████ yeah he came in he was like i was like tall guy in the middle it was like this while he was driving if only that's the weird thing about it
7:34 they're so roomy inside it's actually crazy i couldn't believe it i actually i don't think i've ever been in that mini cooper isn't that just called a coupe what they used to be minier like the original british european ones yeah they're tiny they made them for americans for sure or whatever now they're just trucks called mini coopers big cooper no michael keep mountain bill because it gets the ████ wet yeah that's a confirmed fact my wife talks about when you say the vision i mean like the 40 year olds now though honestly it's just nerdy dudes who like it because yeah my wife would ████ there's no there's no amount of times she would not roll her eyes if i if i drove home in that thing but that should dry up every time she would like be like this for ████ permanently her eyes like this that's what i'm saying it's just about the ████ thing for you rolling your eyes at you but i don't give a ████ because i think it's ████
8:24 sick you can put eminem on the license plate and then she'll love it yeah eventually she'll let the license you got to get the frame too with eminem's face yeah that's not bad but that's my plan i'm getting a ████ batmobile that's it though it's not that expensive so it's like whatever how much do you think that is like i said i looked it up it was like i saw one on ebay like 85 g's or some ████ oh dude i ████ walked up to the caesars casino and put it all on black jesus 500 g's well i guess they would take that bet easy come easy go dude that's my life you wouldn't even just maybe put like 400 000 down what do you think happened to luna bro yeah i'm not going to stop being who i am it's who i am live and die don't change him you know what i would do i was already i said the same thing i was like wait a second i'm gonna okay i will hold i would hold thirty thousand dollars why thirty yeah so i could pay my
9:14 mortgage every month for one year very soon one year for one year versus just paying off the house yeah yeah ████ that dude i would save like a thousand dollars too one thousand yeah so i can get like a lifetime of training from nick that's that's all it costs dude no ████ way bro hey jesus you don't have to pay them yeah dude i'm trying to respect the game just throw me a couple of dick sucks coming out for life i'm throwing a thousand dollars for the rest of my life yeah this lifetime deals all the time you know i just google how to get knocked out oh it's not like my system though it's not like my i'm gonna take it back okay how dare you whoa what the ████ what i like to do i put my hands down here sticking my chin out like this what would you do with 500 2000 with 500 g's yeah that's something boring i want
10:04 a house so i'd probably like buy a go buy a house that's the most practical thing yeah i mean i would i would maybe i'd spend like a hundred thousand of it on like fun stuff or whatever what oh what oh what ████ guns an hour there we go should buy a house at probably like california somewhere just because like this is where the rest of my life was like that's a down payment bro yeah a down payment yeah isn't ammo hell expensive considering like how like quickly i just bought like 500 rounds for like 300 or 200 yeah 300 bucks or so it's like 50 cents a round yeah that's expensive or what nine million two two three yeah so you'd only go like 50 000 rounds for like 100 grand yeah yeah that's if i just bought the same thing though but i'd probably diversifying some other stuff yeah damn i still got ammo from ages ago yeah don't tell me something i gotta ████ do you guys sell me something i have ammo from ages
10:55 ago too but when i see it go down it makes me nervous and go buy more yeah that's the idea gotta constantly cycle the supply do you guys have emergency food and water i do i do i have a backpack as well what of emergency everything oh yeah just a backpack though just depend on the house i actually bought it on amazon during ████ cobin because remember how everyone was talking about like there's gonna be a shortage and we're gonna go ████ fall out right so i was like not on my watch so i went to one backpack please sustain me for one and a half days so it's a backpack and it has ████ emergency kit it has a ████ flare it has all this ████ it has bullet wound kid inside everything the bullet one kid i went premium dude is it is it radiation proof oh ████
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