0:00 [Music] i like the idea that queen elizabeth needs to stay like a little bit racist it's kind of that kind of makes sense though yeah it's on brand yeah on brand to maintain that you know the culture and then maintain the culture yeah what do they do if if queen elizabeth was like super woke she would tear down everything because everything's built on colonialism right so then we need a little bit of colonial whole foundation would be make it done let putin blow it up blow it up leave it in leave it out i mean he's really just can leave it in it's really just giving it a good rinse yeah a cleansing if you will nice baptizing ethnic cleansing okay don't ask me when because i don't know that's all i gotta say okay two one action so there's a man
0:51 who we gotta give it up to the guy he is currently one of the three winners in a primary and he's going to appeal uh up here on this year's ballot for a township board seat in indiana so let's go hey congrats congrats young man i don't even know what he just said what the hell he's talking about only problem is he he murdered his wife this how did that you caught us into an applause right before that well no you you know you guys gonna clap after the wife can accomplish things and it's like okay well that you could drop that but they probably don't drop that this just shows that canceled culture is not real you know everybody gets forgiven neither is neither is murder culture let's bring that back you know if he can he can do that you know we can say some crazy ████ on here yeah i bet the prosecutor's not trying to prosecute that's what's happening
1:43 nice joe nice job uh so yeah he he is 39 years old he's awaiting trial for the murder of his wife um uh elizabeth wilhoit and he was arrested in march and he he is um yeah he's going to appear on the ballot for this board seat but how's his polling numbers like really really strong okay cool to me this is a guy who goes through with his plans he so many people talk about killing their wives and never do it this guy did you need to be a political publicist follow him a spin doctor yeah that's true damn you you want to see real change vote for this man all right this guy's a campaign manager yeah he's the man he'd be so good on a pr team like one day and he's he steps down and resigns after one day after the next death so nothing prevents
2:34 you from being able to run huh i mean i don't know it's pretty interesting how i think honestly there's just some names that are on the signs and people like i like that name it looks good it just like sounds like a good wholesome name yeah killer mike killed everybody what's his name wilhoe [Laughter] it's just i'll kill you i'll kill you dot dot dot i'll kill you how did you just ████ murder his like opponents it's all straight to the point hey nice will hoyt get straight to the point i really don't think there's anything boring that because even in my hometown of downey there was like someone who's on the city council and then they found out that she was previously like convicted of embezzlement like something
3:25 so clearly you shouldn't be on the council and then she was like well i didn't have a right i didn't have i didn't need to disclose that legally oh she's got a point like what this just shows everything's made up dude that's like letting a ████ pedophile be a kindergarten teacher you can't even wait there probably are there probably are out there they're like i don't have to disclose that and they're like you're right you're hired that's what happened welcome that's happened to that mayor of the city of bell um where he would drive so bell's kind of like a pretty run-down city and he would drive to city hall in a ferrari it's not that bad and everyone just ignored it like what the ████ how does this guy afford ferrari and then i think after years they're like hey maybe we should look into this maybe yeah his salary was a million dollars a million not just him the people around him too they were all just stacking cash in that whole weren't they hiring fire
4:15 family members and ████ yeah yeah yeah the bell scandal was ████ wild but i love that this cat shows up in a lamborghini and he gets out and he's like i'm the ████ mayor you know i mean he's like how to get a lamborghini uh it's because i'm the ████ mayor i love this guy i think i could see that dude and he's like ask me how much i make a year he's like you have to afford this i mean that kind of makes sense it's like not surprising right it's uh if you make more than the president and you run a city a mayor though you don't know the president doesn't pull those things down yeah but officially officially april 500 yeah something like that 400. but this guy was on paper like you could look through like the city budget that means he just did a better job not a
5:05 great city either that is not a ferrari city he's just a hot heart negotiator he played hardball yeah he's just got a good agent that's a nice little race dude yeah well they do the asian thing you know the city down the street they're offering me 2 million [Music] down the street that's how you play it there like come back come back come back because you're my friend i'm gonna give you a deal come back only for four years after four years no more okay but because you're my friend when me and nicky were moving into our place our we're like trying to lowball the the owner and ████ and uh the person next door starts selling their house like the day after we start low ball and we got the lowball even harder because they their their price was like way lower so we're like thank you thank you thank you and my neighbor was like yeah dude he was like i just went in there and went uh
5:55 because he knows real estate people he's like i'm just gonna low ball the ████ out of them because i know that this house has been sitting on the on the thing for so long yeah and dude thanks thanks to my neighbor for that so that was always a little ball you guys always i get that deal uh but this the details are unfortunately less less fun than the headline and and all that ████ right so three candidates could win the nomination uh only three candidates ran so all three won they ran unopposed um so he just ran and like and he just got it yeah that's crazy yeah but in america he might win win right because we like crazy people we do yeah you like entertaining people we do right trump was so entertaining oh he's a ████ riot dude he's his crowd work comedies can learn from him how he rallies his delivery well even arnold schwarzenegger you can't even understand him we still voted for him yeah cause
6:46 he's a terminator because he's a riot do you remember when he said he's like uh great davis has a hole so big in this budget i could drive my hammer through it and we're like that and hummers were hot bro that's all we care about we want that line yes if it wasn't like his last thing he's like i'll be back and it was like oh yeah that's from the movie the actual terminator he goes away he's like that's oh even democrats forgot they were democrat and they started voting for him well dude everyone loves the terminator because the terminator is bipartisan right didn't he get his uh he's made pregnant or something yeah yeah he did yeah what another term dude one again and you know what he said to his mate after that he said hasta la vista and she's like that's spanish ████
7:36 love that guy because my label dude trying to believe it jesus christ isn't there someone we know that hangs out with his son that is the son of the maid oh yeah the illegitimate yeah he looks just like arnold but mexican yeah like a crazy like mexican wear jawline that's how maria schreiber found out cause she's like this guy this guy looks exactly like my ████ husband and he's like coming over to the house with his mom and ████ dude oh my god his genetics are too good bro you can't like i know they're too dominant man yeah if you have a buff ass kid with a square like ████ jawline you gonna know who it is you ever see that video of arnold schwarzenegger you ever see that bit of arnold when he's liking it from his documentary he's talking about working out he's like the pump i get he's like it's better than coming that's what he says all the time it's better than
8:26 ejaculation i guess it wasn't in this case different kind of pumping you love arnold over there yeah i realized what's your favorite arnold movie oh what's the one with the get to the chopper one what is it what's left oh yeah competitor yeah incredible very good very good uh do you what do you think the malaysian and british stereotype might be of the us and our politics oh guns guns and fat people i mean the uk is pretty fast well if you're standing longer we should we should take you out to go shoot have you shot before no i would love to oh yeah oh yeah we all love guns i love the ideas of god that's good yeah dude yeah check this out do you think we're stupid do we look stupid like when you guys are viewing it from over the ocean do you guys look man those guys are dumb
9:16 no i don't i don't think they got good vision though i'll tell you right now on we think you guys are ████ smart as ████ really no we believe anybody with a british accent the whole world's dumb it's just you guys are louder so if people realize you guys are dumb quicker you know in the uk they're dumb too they just don't say ████ so we you think they're smart but then you talk to them like holy ████ this is always what it comes down to though the office uk versus the office u.s that's where it's game over which one's better i've never even seen the office office burma is the best for me's office so good ████ good man is it yeah do they have the same uh theme song no it's under dispute currently is it just the american office in brownface [Laughter]
10:07 so what's that what's the best american stereotype and then what's the worst best american stereotype the girls the girls the girls beautiful perfect teeth oh that's american thing huh it's it's nice man seriously you go to the uk holy okay so that's true that is a bad stereotype of the uk why do you think that is i mean dental work is more yeah probably adds to it i think dental work is more common here everybody wears braces growing up right it's prioritized yeah they're just not concerned about that type of thing oh they don't care and now i'm starting to do invisalign now because i'm on camera so much i'm like oh let's fix that to fix that ████ so i wish i grew up here would have better teeth you know yeah that's the best stereotype i guess you guys have royalty in a way that i mean we have royalty like we have the kardashians you guys have like ████ royalty though like railroads do you guys like actually look up to those people yeah yeah yeah no one really gives a ████ huh no they
10:58 don't care like malaysia uh malaysia we have royalty to malaysia don't care about that either really i would say at least the royalty malaysia and the uk they're not like annoying you know you see kardashian on instagram all the time you don't see the queen taking a selfie by the pool or something i think that could elevate her brand i wish they did i hate how classy the royals are because if i had the title of a king dude i'm gonna be ████ louis the 14 mean that ████ i'm gonna be so flamboyant dude wearing ████ gold capes every day i'm so rich what are you gonna do about it isn't that the classy part that you hate they don't do that anymore that's their ancestors that were so new money and they're wearing the ████ like golden robes and stuff and they're just like i'm so rich i need to build another building that's what deontay wilder does mm-hmm nigel what do you guys what does the uk people think of my favorite
11:49 prince prince andrew wow he's my personal favorite yeah we love him everybody loves a pedophile over there that's so american now you know why that's his favorite it's it's it's good i mean sometimes i wish we were successful enough to be a pedophile it's a stereotype they're all successful people who own an island and we should encourage them because you know we always talk about climate change and stuff right so what a better way to fix the climate than to talk to the pedophiles because it affects the people they love most that's true the children so they're going to recycle they they would care the most they should be in charge yeah exactly you are a good campaign manager for one day that's outside the box thinking that i think this world my client yes he's a pedophile but he don't point at me the weather yes
12:40 let's put him and greta in a room together to come up with some ideas oh my god i bet michael jackson recycles that's all i'm saying oh
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