0:05 Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about times that we were rule breakers, which I think will be be pretty easy to do in this room. So, check out this video. This is from the '80s and it just gives you a little bit of context about how rules were broken back then. Any attempt to restrict drinking and driving here is viewed by some as downright undemocratic. He's got to get communist when he's out there putting in a hard day's work, putting in 11 12 hours a day. ████ boomer. And at least he's allowed one or two beers. They're making it laws where you can't drink when you want to. Can't you have to wear a seatbelt when you're driving? What is this becoming this country? Any attempt to restrict [laughter] Damn you. I love that whole video. This whole video is ████ gold, dude. What's the world coming to? Can't you drink a beer and just drive around? Got to wear a seatbelt? It's so funny.
0:56 GET OUT OF MY LIFE, FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. Love it, dude. Communist country. So, when's when have we been rule breakers in life? >> [snorts] >> Bart, you want to just take the whole video? >> [laughter] >> I don't know about Joe. Dude, I follow the laws of man. What What about Anthony? I feel like So, he's probably the biggest breaker. I think I was a rule breaker, he was a rule follower, and then now I'm a I'm a rule follower and he is a rule breaker now. Oh, yeah. It's like baby names. Dude, I'm I'm such a I'm like a I'm so low level, you know what I mean? That's like it's you don't even ████ need to talk to this guy. You only need this guy to get connected to bigger dogs like rule breakers like Bart. >> With a show of hands, does any of you guys know anybody else who vaped on a plane? Vapes on a plane? Are you forgetting your own episodes?
1:46 >> [laughter] >> This fool. You vape on the airplane? I make up stuff just for content here, okay? Oh, in the bathroom? These are all alleged stories. Remember how we always said allegedly? The only like near 40-year-old that constantly brings up strip clubs is this guy. >> YEP. HIRANO? >> [laughter] >> HIRANO'S SINGLE. >> OFF CAMERA, BRO. He's not going to save you, dude. >> [laughter] >> Hirano's not only single, he has high tea. But strip clubs are not breaking rules. That's part of It's with It's within the boundary. It's like those break rooms. You go break a furniture, like, "Okay." It's not your furniture, but you know what you're doing in there. You're playing with fire cuz you can get your dick sucked there. If we If it's like a break room If you're going to like the the Bunny Ranch, that's like a different thing.
2:36 Okay, honest Okay, are we talking about like breaking rules like generically or like like did something illegal? What do you got? Right? Because I think that there's a fair number of things that like, you know, kids do illegal all the time. Like like any ████ drug we've ever done. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Like, of course that's So, to even purchase not just to do it, but like how you probably got it. Or if I'm Joe, how I'm selling it to people around my block who are kids. Like, come on. Like, what what level are we talking about rule >> It does make it sound pretty lame. You're not a You're a one vape on a plane. I'm like, "Dude, I didn't sell ████ illegal drugs to kids." >> That's some gangster ████ >> No, no, no, no, no. You got to take that back because [laughter] you're not You're not a If you're just If you're kid yourself. I never even said what was going to lead
3:26 to I was just saying drugs. [laughter] I know, but that's the same concept. If I'm a kid myself, then I'm I'm not selling to kids. I'm selling to peers. >> Yeah, you're not robbing houses if you also have a house. >> [laughter] >> All I'm saying is I don't know why that bathroom alarm went off. You broke rules that are more entertaining. I think like it's it's kind of like Rescate us vape on a plane. That's ████ >> [laughter] >> Breaking rules at a age. So, that's why it seems so crazy. You know what I mean? It's like It's a It's like, you know, when you go to like a a Catholic church, when the priest has like hidden cameras in the toilet? IT'S LIKE, "WHOA! YOU'RE DOING THAT?" >> NO, NO, NO, NO. That's crazy. I I under- Okay, look, I understand. You got me on rule-breaking at a at a rule-following
4:17 age. I understand that. >> Because you guys are this now. >> However, when you take into context, all right, the actual variables. So, let's say uh vaping weed on a plane, right? This is in the Wild, Wild West, where we are in the single generation that went from smoking to non-smoking and introducing of vapes, where vapes are allowed in places cigarettes weren't. So, this this era was is a gray zone era, and then rules are starting to be followed. Then people >> you bring vapes on a work trip? And on top of that, it's it's it's marijuana-adjacent. And in some countries, that's pun- punishable by death. >> [laughter] >> So, that's a hardcore crime. >> to trade the merchant of death to get you back. >> Allegedly. I'm not worth it. >> But no, I guess that is a funny observation, though. That like cuz he's so He was like extreme rule-breaker, and now he's like extreme rule-follower.
5:08 >> Up though, I don't even know what rules were. Damn, dude. I just did whatever I thought was was Bart's also specifically the guy who a couple weeks ago, he was trying to figure out how to sell some ████ to himself where he can invest in ████ with his own house. And then he was like, "Dude, I ran into this ████ with ChatGPT, and it's like it's illegal, so I can't do it. Is there any way that your agent can figure out a loophole?" >> Rule-bending, though. >> That's rule- following. Cuz I'm following where it's supposed to go, and I'm like, "Okay, it's going here." >> That's the American way. >> It's a flowchart. >> Yeah. And just the arrow went the wrong way. He's like, "Nah, I can't do this anymore." >> taking all the rules and going, "Okay, I consistently maybe >> Smoking it. >> [laughter] >> I maybe consistently break the most rules now, but I think that they're still they're still like level one compared to
5:59 the stuff that they were doing when they were younger. >> What rules are you breaking now? >> This guy he takes the rules and he goes LIKE THIS. >> NO. >> [laughter] >> I SEE RULES I GO, YES SIR. He goes He's like, I don't see a handicapped person, why can't I park here? Yes, sir. [laughter] You make yourself so good. >> [laughter] >> That's crazy, bro. Or he gets the rules he goes like this. >> [laughter] >> RULES! >> [laughter] >> OH, RULES! RULES! >> [laughter] >> Rules for fools! ████ I love rules! >> [laughter] >> Rules! >> [laughter] >> That's a new thing, man.
6:51 You got You can't even be mad at Al cuz it's so funny. Yeah, I love rules, dude. He loves to break them. You can't even be mad about it. Look like you know how to do rules real good, too. >> [laughter] >> All the rules. That's muscle memory. The visual of Anthony just going rules. After snorting it up. >> [laughter] >> If I've ever once seen me Yeah, [laughter] we don't even know. But I know I have a feeling you have. Dude, off of a pillow? Of course not. It sticks to the pillow. >> [laughter] >> But then what rules are you really breaking at this age? >> Dude, like I'm going to ████ say anything. >> [laughter] >> Admit one of the weak ones. Like what's something that little one? Even if I say this one, it's like such a bad thing to do. Even though it's such a thing that everyone does. Bro, like when I have too
7:41 many drinks and I autopilot my Tesla back home, like that's ████ illegal still. Every Tesla guy is doing that though. >> I know, but it's still such a piece of ████ thing to do and just try to justify like, well, it is safer. It's which it is. [laughter] But it it makes it conditions me to go like, "Yeah, well, you know, I guess I'll go one more drink." And then my friends too are ████ too. They're like, "Dude, you're not even driving." That's a The Tesla's driving for you. That's a kind of a solid case to state though, yeah. It's it's all still bad. >> share Netflix accounts or anything like that? Jesus. I don't share no accounts with nobody. Dang, you really do Are you really are back here? I pay for like every UFC I watch, I pay for the pay-per-view when Nick sending me all these Russian links all the time. Dude, I get those links. >> And I'm like, I need to support the organization.
8:31 Yeah. But I really think that like streaming like services did a pretty good job with making it easier than pirating. Cuz I used to be a ████ mega pirate in every way, and it got so convenient to not have to pirate. >> Unless you're trying to watch playoff NBA. >> I know, that's the worst. You need like 17 services. Why can't you just put it in No. No, they Even the regular season, they spread it out on every other app. It's like, this is on Peacock, this is on this app. It's so horse ████ That's ████ up. >> And then if you get the NBA pass, the one that gives you all the games, they they give you all the games that aren't your local team. >> But are you able are you able to pirate all those games? Yeah, but allegedly. Allegedly. No, the NBA is a pain in the ass though. Cuz then then you can't watch the All-Stars on this, and then the regular games are on this, and then yeah, that's ████ up. And NFL are starting to do
9:22 that too. They just did They had a whole playoff game on Peacock last year. My childhood brain would be like, "You're begging me to ████ pirate this s███." I think they know that too, you know, they they know that. But you don't pirate nothing anymore? Every ████ sports game. Oh wait, didn't you watch what movie was it you watched in your Tesla? Didn't you just pirate that ████ Allegedly. No one's going to come after you for that. [laughter] Dude, first of all, okay, you know what my stupid petty ass does? Anytime that like I pay like taxes, that's the day I have to pirate something. I feel like I need to balance out my life. >> hate taxes. >> It's just, you know what I'm saying? It's like something goes away from me, it goes away from something, you know? Yeah. ████ cybercriminal. >> I a bad boy cuz this is from DHGate? It's got I got It's not official? >> No, it's from China, dude. Hell yeah, it's 20 bucks. Oh, that's a good price.
10:13 Think of spending 250 bucks for this ████ cuz that's how much it is. >> Can I really quickly alleviate the piracy guilt for you in like a very short amount of time? Absolutely. Okay, so like I just I just watched >> Do it to other industries outside of piracy. >> I just watched this whole thing where they analyzed and this is coming from like the CEO of like some these streaming networks. They actually make a profit from when people pirate because they now use piracy as the prime way to gauge popularity of anything. So they're able to make less risk involved when they decide to take a show like let's say Prison Break is being pirated in the Netherlands, which it was. So then they know right away, okay, we'll buy that and and release it there translated and they actually make more money cuz they wouldn't have even known. So they just they allow piracy to continue because they need those those metrics, yeah. It's it's super important metrics. >> Regionally though, when I'm using my
11:04 sick VPN cuz you never know where I'm watching from. >> Iceland, brother. Brother, I'm watching from Romania. >> Okay, we're able to find out that when Pirate Bay got raided in Switzerland, box office dropped, like movie sales, pri- all sales dropped because there was no place that's supposedly that's the most densest hub of people talking about what's new and what they want and what what's popular. Isn't that crazy? So they They to just give Kim.com money back and then and then make them innocent. Yeah, I know. I wish. But yeah, so whenever you're pirating, you're basically just feeding it cuz data is the most valuable thing now, you know? Have you ever Have you ever heard that really ████ dark line that like that thanks to this day and age the data you produce is worth more than your life? Oh. Isn't that ████ sad?
11:54 Honestly, I could believe it. I'm worthless. >> don't feel so bad about pirating. That's the real You could break. Why should we evade taxes? What do you mean? We should always avoid. No, that's that's the American ████ way, right? Trying to find all the loopholes. But >> what? But there's not enough loopholes. >> Wesley Snipes it and just ████ The richer you get, the less taxes you You know what blew my mind though? The ████ original uh colonists. Yeah. The pilgrims. When they had the tea party, they were just taxed 3% AND THEY SAID, "F███ NO! >> [laughter] >> WE'RE GETTING TAXED LIKE 40, DUDE! And we're just like, "F███ me!" Harder! I like how often people cite the tea party as like the one victory in protesting when we're paying way the ████ more than 3% now. I know. And we we don't just pay
12:44 that. We pay every time we buy anything at all. We pay sales tax on it all the time. >> Crazy how people buy and sell and yeah, it's crazy. >> People kicked up all that ████ rebellion for 3% and then we're just getting butt-f█████ all day and we don't do nothing. And we're being And we be ████ by the ones who started that rebellion. Yeah. And there's people who are like, "We're not paying enough." There's actually people like that. You see Washington state just turned from a no income tax state to income tax. I'm like, "Why would anyone vote on that?" >> Washington had no income tax? Yeah, all that stuff like that. Like people would move there. Tech companies would move there. That's why there's a huge tech industry out there. Yeah, because there was no income state income tax like Nevada. And then they're like, "No, we need it." I'm like, "Who the ████ voting for this s███?" >> Literally my buddy hit me up, he's like, "Dude, now I'm considering moving to Vegas." >> So, that was that was voted by the
13:35 populace? That wasn't like a thing where like someone had submitted a bill and then >> They submitted the bill, everyone thought it was no way it was going to pass cuz I think that the stat was like in 50 or 70 years, every time they brought it up it got shut down. >> Was the bill piggybacked on something that everybody wanted? Where it was like no nuclear waste in children sandwiches? >> Or maybe they just had a bunch of voters suddenly show up. I don't know. >> no state income tax to having it is crazy. >> So, it is a 9.9% tax applied only to Washington taxable income exceeding a million dollars. But still, going from zero and now Everyone who made less than that said, "Yeah." >> Now it's slippery slope. Yeah. They're ████ dumb, dude. You open that door? Idiots, dude. Come on. Funds are for K to 3K to 12 school breakfast, lunch, and to expand working families tax >> Oh, you believe that ████ Okay, guys.
14:27 Good luck. Do you know how many people actually have make a million dollars in Washington like on paper? That's just Bill Gates. But even him probably zero. Well, think about all the people who work there though. Like like you got Starbucks there, the corporate, like Microsoft corporate. It's going to It's probably a lot of people. There's a lot of rich people there. Like a hundred. >> [laughter] >> We're going to tax the ████ out of all 100 people and they all move. And then now no one's being taxed. No, that's just just opening that door is a bad cuz it's it will never go back. It'll never go back. >> 500,000, then it goes 100,000, then everybody has it. It's ranges between 233,000 to over 681,000 millionaires. That's why they got it so attractive for people to vote for it, but it never stays that way. Well, that's why those people moved there in the first place.
15:17 >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Cuz it was one of the haven states, like Texas, Florida, Arizona, Nevada. >> That's all it comes. At least we have no state tax. >> think that's correct, Steve. There's two only 200 of them. I think there's 200 people, yeah. Only 100. Annual income of a million, that's different from millionaires. Millionaires are just asset holders. You could make a 100K a year and be a millionaire cuz you own a house. Sure. So like the amount of actual people making a over a million dollars a year is very little. 233,155 households in Washington hold over a million investable assets. So yeah, you're I think you're right, but I I don't know how many are getting >> So million means like that's your salary. >> Yeah, so the the the it's this is about taxable taxable income over a million a year. Well, pair that with a bill that talks about unrealized gains being taxable and now you're That's crazy. Damn, dude. That's ████ crazy. That's
16:07 a rule worth breaking. Yeah. Even Mark Cuban was who's like a big Dem was saying that's actually nuts.
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