0:00 Do you guys think that having a baby over the age 50 is whack? >> Whack? >> [laughter] >> How do you define whack? >> You know who the cat from Mad Men, John Hamm? >> John Hamm, yeah. I love that guy. >> Sexy man. >> He just announced he's having a baby. He's age 55. Right now. >> Oh, he's still alive? >> Who cares? >> Dude, who cares? >> He's ████ He is the guy, right? >> People are saying like is it crazy to have a kid that old because by the time it's like Theo Von's dad who he had a >> Yeah. 70 or something. >> He's 70 years old. >> Like that. >> Oh, it's like happy graduation, son. >> You're not even going to really be able to be in the kid's life that much. >> Yeah, Theo said his dad died when he was like 16 or something. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, dude. Of old age, right? >> Yeah. >> He's like you learn how to drive and then his dad passed away or something. >> [laughter] >> That's what I'm saying.
0:50 >> Oh, okay. >> So, is that kind of like >> 55? >> Is it morally weird? >> I do think when you get to the 70s, like you know the the Al Pacinos, the Robert De Niros where they feel like they've been on top of the world and then then they're it does feel like there's zero ageist social responsibility. You're like, dude, you could literally die tomorrow and they're just ████ around. Oh, well, ████ it. I'm just going to have another kid cuz I want to. But I feel like 50 is still okay. >> Still semi-responsible. >> Didn't Tony Robbins have a kid at 70 or late 60s, too? >> Yeah, you got to look it up, but yeah. >> I don't even think he's 70. >> No, he's not even 70 yet. Is he? >> He's 70? >> I thought he was >> Or he's 66. 66. >> When did he have his last kid? >> I'm looking. >> Like 60. >> But he was talking about having a kid at
1:41 at a late age. I forgot. It was like a clip and I was like, "Holy ████ dude. That's crazy at 60 something." Ultimately, I think it depends on lifestyle and like your vitality. >> He just had a daughter in 2021. >> Yeah. >> Well, also like how how old's the the mom? That's like a bigger deal, right? >> 19. No, >> just kidding. I don't know. I don't know. But I feel like if you're like 50 and Jon Hamm looks hella good and he's fit and healthy and he has obviously the financial resources, I'm like, why not? >> Plus, I don't see the difference of like a lot of people in like a generation before us, Asian families, they ████ got married mad young. Dad ████ off to work every day. So, it's like he went to China to do his ████ business and they never ████ saw him anyway. What's the difference if it's an old guy? >> Yeah, we're the first generation like in human history where the dads are this involved.
2:31 Men have never been that involved. >> Oh, this is a good way to argue with your girl about >> [laughter] >> But if you if you really think about it, right? To how much involvement do you need to set up your kids >> Cuz it's like >> to live. >> Cuz it's like breadwinner kind of like lifestyle, you mean? >> My dad wasn't around a lot and it put a chip on my shoulder. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. For sure. >> But you had a big like full household, didn't you? >> It was a big household, yeah. But that's why my dad couldn't be home. He was ████ working his ass off. >> But you like when you were growing up, you were always like, "Oh, I wish dad was around." >> Of course, yeah. Yeah. But then but but then when he came home, it was a nightmare cuz he was so mean. >> [laughter] >> You're like, "I want you here." And when you're like, "Oh, can you just go to work?" >> He would just go to his dad's chair and just like >> He would go to his go to his chair. He'd be like, "Sherry, WHERE THE ████ IS THE GRAY REMOTE?"
3:21 >> [laughter] >> AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, ████ DAD'S HOME." >> That used to be a t-shirt. "Where the ████ the gray remote?" [laughter] Just >> But isn't it funny that like you want to tell your dad so much ████ that he doesn't give a ████ about what he gets back, right? >> No, yeah. Doesn't give a ████ >> Isn't that funny? You probably want to like update him on everything. He's just >> I get that sentiment. I want to tell tell him to shut the ████ up every day. But then I go, "Okay, the trauma my dad gave me, how can I try to reduce that a little bit?" >> [laughter] >> I think kids should get yelled at. >> I do, too. >> They got >> to know that people are going to You're going to piss people off if you do stupid ████ >> Dude, this gentle parenting ████ actually pisses me off. >> But maybe not tell them shut THE ████ UP. >> YOU KNOW WHAT MY [laughter] LOOPHOLE WAY IS around it because I'm always going to be Chinese. >> You say "You lay low, Mo." >> No, I'll be like I'm like "Hey, don't do that." I'm like "But if I was grandpa,
4:12 you know what he would say?" He'd be like "What?" "SHUT THE ████ UP." >> HE'S LIKE "OH MY GOD." >> [laughter] >> I'M LIKE "BUT I would never say that, of course." >> That's what grandpa says. >> [laughter] >> That's a great way of doing it. >> Just get a stuffed animal or life-size doll and then just be like this is how I grew up if you did that and you ████ that ████ up and then you go like but I'm not going to do that to you. >> Yeah. >> How old were all your dads when you were born? >> 29. >> Yeah, my dad was like 30-something. >> 34. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Yeah, my dad was 30. My [laughter] dad was 34. >> you feel like >> your dad was kind of old when they had you, right? >> Hella old. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah, so my mom Okay, she was Hold on. >> Cuz you're already like 10 or 12 years younger than your brother, right? >> right. Yeah, he was in her 30s.
5:02 >> You got a uncle brother. >> [laughter] >> Did you guys feel like your dads were old when you were kids? >> I thought everybody was old though. Everybody I knew was 30, I thought it was old except when I went to my best friend's house who's Filipino. >> Uh-huh. >> His mom I think married younger. >> Oh. >> So like do you remember when like the And 1 stuff was in? >> Mhm. >> So all dads dressed the same, right? Like a polo shirt tucked into their pants or whatever. >> Yeah. >> I go to Marquise's house and his dad uh >> Marquise? >> Yeah, he go >> Is that the guy whose cat you stole? >> Yeah, that guy. >> Is he a black guy? >> No, no, no, he's a Filipino dude. You go to his house and his dad has like a cut-off jersey, like baggy basketball shorts, and like a headband. >> Woah. >> Like dressed like the professor, you
5:53 know? And I'm just like, "What the ████ Why is your stepdad so ████ cool?" So, I could tell he was cool. >> He looks like the mixtape. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah. Just like Marky Mark. >> Yeah, but everyone else was normal dad looking. >> yeah, that would blow my mind. But, then Asians got a longer lifespan. So, like I did the math finally. My dad was 47. >> Holy ████ >> 47. And then my my mom was 38 or 9. >> Damn, so when he bounced on you, he was 60? >> I forget. >> And you could have probably caught up to him. >> Damn, 60 years old? >> 60 years old, and he's like, "I got to go figure out my life." >> [laughter] >> That's ████ crazy. >> He's like, "I got to do better than this." >> You're like, "Holy ████ That's >> I deserve more. >> [laughter] >> 60? Saying you need space at 60 is pretty crazy. >> he was so irritated by you. >> [laughter] >> Damn, so he never grew up, so that's why
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8:26 issued every 7 days via click to claim for 21 days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at dknng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on sportsbook predictions and free-to-play sports contest availability varies by state. >> Wow. >> 60s. >> So, was he not playing with you like how dads like physically play around? >> He's laying on THE COUCH. >> NO. >> [laughter] >> JUST WITH THE IPAD. >> LIKE WAS HE ever He was horsing around with you the same as like, you know, most dads? >> No, we actually played a lot. He and then we would go hiking and then like, you know, yeah, he I barely saw this fool sleep and then like we would If I was like he'd take me everywhere. I'd be like, "I want to go to the beach." So, we'd go to the beach. He'd swim with me and ████ >> So, he had great energy He had great energy still. Yeah, that's awesome.
9:16 >> Yeah. >> I I think I did the math right. 89. He's 89 now. So, it's like 89's 40. Yeah. >> Dude, when I go to the park though and I'm playing with Tyker or whatever and he sees his uh other classmates, a lot of the dads are not very mobile already. >> Oh, and they're younger than you? >> They could be a little bit younger than me and maybe some a little bit older, but like once they hit that like late 30s, 40s, a lot of them are just kind of stationary and you just see them like they don't want to go on the jungle gym or run or anything. They're just They're just like these kind of dads, you know? Like, "Oh, you want to do whatever with me?" And they just like >> They must be so pissed when they see you. >> And I'm like, "Oh ████ it's crazy." [laughter] >> Bart's going down the slide. >> I did go down the slide yesterday. >> Honey, do not look at that man. >> He was athletic in high school and in college and then like he was a part of the college like weight lift team or something. >> No way, that's cool.
10:06 >> Who, your dad? >> Yeah. So, he did a lot of like physical stuff. And then he when he came to America, he said the food was so good and he gained like 50 lb or some ████ He got fat. Not fat, but like he got chunky, but yeah. But then yeah, I don't know. I don't remember Yeah, that's true, huh? He should be a old ████ lazy ████ but I guess it Yeah, it depends on like your you know, your biological health. Cuz there's fools out there that are like I'm like, "Dude, you're 70 years old. How the ████ are you outrunning me and ████ right?" He wasn't like that crazy. But maybe if you can live long, like if you got Asian genes, you live to a hundred. 50's like only your half we >> [laughter] >> Dude, only a hundred? I mean, I was hearing about people in Japan are still getting checks they're 125. Do you hear about that? >> Yeah. It's scams. Though, most of them
10:58 are They just don't report their dead. >> [laughter] >> Just getting free money from the govy. >> Yeah. But there are a lot of centennials. But they look like a hundred, bro. They They'll be like a grandma with three teeth and ████ It's crazy. >> There's a guy I did jiu-jitsu with he's 37. And so every time he complains, it's funny cuz he's obviously like 5 years younger than me. But he'll be like, "Oh, look at my shoulder. It can only go here." >> [laughter] >> What the ████ what did you do? >> Why? >> I don't know. He's like, "I can't even That's it." He's like, "This is how much it moves." And I'm like, "Well, it's kind of cool he's still there, but it's just crazy how like that's that's all it goes it stops. >> Dude, that's like uh remember they used to do bits about John McCain on SNL? And like Norm Macdonald would be John McCain. He does this thing with his arms. And like if you really look it up, like John McCain was tortured in Vietnam. So like that's why his arms are like they are, but like
11:48 it's crazy that they're like It's like a bit. >> Holy crap, I didn't know that. >> He couldn't lift his arms past a certain point cuz he was a POW getting tortured in Vietnam. >> Wasn't he a down pilot? >> Yeah. >> Crazy. That's badass. But when you see him, he just looks like a old old man. >> Well, those are the guys that appreciate joking about him, too. Right? >> I don't know. That's a good question. >> Maybe that's how they heal? >> Those ████ [laughter] Those ████ ████ took away my mobility. >> [laughter] >> Dang, it's like you were in my grandpa's house. >> Dude, well, I guess it's not that whack. I mean, your example kind of stance. Yeah, 40 late 40s. >> People are ████ all over Jon Hamm for this. >> Really? Like, why? >> Well, you know how everyone has an opinion about everything. >> You know what You know what ████ Here's the thing that I don't I don't agree with ████ on him because it's like, you know how much more ████ money he has than the average dad? Like he can afford to do way cooler ████ for
12:38 his kid than a 30-year-old dad. >> could afford to pay for someone to come to his house and stretch him for him every day. >> Yeah, and the nepotism alone's going to guarantee a better future than your kid. >> But if average like lifespan, let's say is like mid-70s to 80, that that means a kid will basically won't be a kid anymore when they pass. Like mid-70s to 80, they'll be like 20 to 30. So, I'm like, that's kind of plenty. I don't know. >> Yeah, it feels great. >> Plus, your dad's Jon Hamm. >> That's what I'm saying, dude. >> Everyone likes Jon Hamm. >> I'm like, oh, wow, so cool that you're a young dad. What about everything else that comes with that, you know? >> Yeah, that's true. >> What if you don't make that much money yet? What if you don't have the time to spend with your kid anyways? >> And the way things are going, people are living longer. And if he's like rich and successful, he's not like a ████ alcoholic or anything like >> Yeah, he's taking his child to Monaco.
13:29 That's ████ cool, right? >> Probably going to live a long time. >> Yeah, exactly. [laughter] >> You have a have a tight life. >> Yeah, that's why I'm like we're just trying to find any reason to like bring this guy back down. >> Cuz I think for women it's way more different cuz we're looking at it like biologically like is it more dangerous? If you're 55, you have a kid huge chance for like health problems, right? And I guess it might be the same for guys too cuz they say sperm health is important, but then like it doesn't seem as that crazy cuz you do see older guys having kids like um Dante had his kid I don't late 40s or early 50s. >> Dante Basco? >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> Dante Basco, okay. >> He recently was in like 3 years ago or something like that. First kid. >> De Niro have another kid? >> Yeah, and he was like 70 or 80 or something. >> Yeah. >> That's crazy. At 80 >> Still has the Italian sperms. >> I know, that's ████ crazy.
14:20 >> Yeah, man. Good for them, man. >> If they to me I'm like if you can afford it and you you have like that >> I don't know, that's like why not? >> Who's going to scrutinize it though? Like okay, Robert De Niro had a kid at ████ 70 or whatever. This kid's going to complain cuz he's an heir to this fortune and we're going to like ████ on him cuz he's too old like dude >> I wish I had What about all the time and memories that you could have had and you robbed them of it? I'm all like >> I wish I had Raging Bull dad not Bad Grandpa dad. >> That's what I think is so the double standard is like you have this one on one side people mad that this guy's old having a kid. But then yet at the other side oh, a child of a single mom is a superhero. Like shut up. There's no dad there. And that kid could do anything? Suddenly this kid has no limits. Yeah, right. Come on. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Be real, dude. >> Dang, dude. I I think this pisses you off, huh? >> It pisses me off. [laughter] It does,
15:10 yeah. >> I love when you get pissed. >> me off. >> You're finally someone you're judging somebody. I like it. >> I'm I'm not going to be any kind of politician today. [laughter] >> It doesn't seem that old to me. 60 and above is kind of like, "Oh, s███."
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