0:00 They say you're going to run four miles uphill. >> What? >> I was like, >> "Wow, that's crazy." >> That's a different test. >> All right. What's a time that you remember? Um, if you could find this happening at the earliest age possible, that's the best. But what when have you been absolutely humbled by something? >> Humbled? >> Yeah. where you thought you were the ████ and you ended up being >> It was my first grade ass beating. >> First grade. You got beat by a 10-y old girl. >> The one that got ████ kicked me in the mouth over and over and over. >> Yeah, >> that one. >> Yeah, but did you think you were invincible before that or something? >> Yeah, cuz I grew up on Bruce Lee movies and like Jet Lee and like Woo and stuff and I also did kung fu. So I was like
0:51 and I I could do the splits. I could do all the acrobatic stuff. So I'm like, I'm do this. >> I'm hella good at it'll help you when you get kicked in the mouth. >> So I'm like hella good, you know, and then at martial arts, but I didn't realize there's a like sparring and combative part that you have to be good at, too. >> And that was the first time I got kicked in the mouth. And I'm like this. >> You weren't even reacting at all. >> No, it was boom boom boom boom boom. >> Yeah, that would humble that would humble you pretty fast. Yeah, >> I wasn't tough at all. >> It's when I did the physical fitness thingy. >> Oh, for the National Guard or for the cop? >> Uh for LAPD. >> What was it? What' you have to do? >> Just the the the first one ever was the 1.5 mile run under and I had to get it under 12 minutes. >> And what happened? Did you die?
1:42 >> Oh, I was just ass like 10 minutes or what? >> No, I was like 14 something. >> He didn't pass. No, I didn't know. >> Everyone passes. >> Listen. Listen. >> Bar, you got to listen to me first before you start. >> A mile and a half. >> Shouting things out to me. >> A mile and a half under 12 minutes. >> No, no, no, no, no. >> He said 14. >> Did you have to like go somewhere first? >> So, so I had to be there at 5:00 a.m. >> Okay. >> Okay. I I flew in from Florida at midnight. >> I didn't get home till 1:00. >> Okay. >> I was hella hungry. Mhm. >> I ate spam and rice. >> Okay. >> Yum. >> I said, "You know what, Abby? I I wake up in 3 hours. It was just 4 something. I got there at 5:00 a.m. So, my stomach's still full." >> Okay.
2:32 >> Okay. And I see all these kids. It was just kids. And I like I got them light work, you know. First thing they made us do is the 1.5 mile. And I was like, "F███." You know, I was already still full. So, and I see all these kids smoking me. Then I was just like, "Dude, I got to do better these push-ups." I was like, "Okay, I'll do better push-ups at least." Nope. All these kids are doing smoking numbers. 50. I'm over here only 25. I'm like, "What's going on?" >> And you're dying at 25. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. This is This is Come on, man. This is when I was athletic. >> You before he yells again. >> Sit situps. I'm over here like I'm I'mma knock out 30. By the time I'm like struggling at 30, these kids are at 49, 40. I was just like that was like the biggest time I got humbled
3:22 >> thinking like did you see anybody doing worse than you, >> bro? I was so I was I was struggling so hard. I didn't even know what was going around. >> I someone next to me, someone next to me. But I just realized >> no one behind you. >> I'm not as No, I'm not as athletic as I thought I was. Did you think cuz you break dance and like do stunts? >> That's what it was. That's really what it was. >> Yeah, >> that's the part that surprised me cuz I bet none of those ████ could do flips and ████ >> No. Yeah, >> but you could do a million. >> You should have done that. You'd be like, "Hey, can I get like extra credit?" And then you just do a ████ move. >> No, but that that's that's what really humbled me. It's just like, you know, stunts, break dancing, that ████ does not matter if you can't be doing the basic push-up. >> It's like the other way around. It makes sense. Like if those guys had to do what you do, it'd be hard. >> Exactly. But yeah, that I just got very humble like, "Oh,
4:12 >> they're not auditioning for break dancing. They're auditioning for catching criminals." >> Except they're going to be like, "Police officer, how did you let my son's murderer get away?" Well, I had spam and eggs last night. I didn't think he was going to run that fast. >> Well, I I probably would have to say that. >> I probably would have to say that, >> bro. I have some to say that. >> I flew in from Florida once. She was crazy. >> Wait, so are you a cop? No, >> he's going to go to National Guard. >> Did you change up your routine though to do the all the recruiting stuff for Cuz there's a phys physical fitness component to the National Guard. No, >> no offense, but I smoke that. >> Yeah. >> No offense to who? >> Why would it offend Bart? No. No. I just don't want to be I don't want to be cocky. >> So, I'm saying the standards higher or lower or you change.
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5:55 right here. Go sign up. Link in the description below. Click it. the the the the standard was so like like >> was it easier than the police one? >> It was it was you know it was so easy I was just like yo >> this is really ridiculous >> really. So what was their run time? So, if you're in infantry, I mean, we haven't done the running part, but if it was infantry, you have to be able to throw the a ball on the wall, like your back on the wall pass a certain meters, jumping a certain meters. >> Your heaviest weight could do 18 uh like 160 >> like deadlifts. >> Deadlifts. And obviously, I just surpassed, you know, I was just like, damn. >> But there's no run. >> Running is not till like second phase. >> Wait, 160 lbs or kilograms? >> Pounds. >> Oh, >> she could do that. >> Yeah, I know. >> Could I know? But that's what I was saying. I was just like, "Yo, what is this? Is this like really a like to get
6:46 in?" Like you >> cuz usually Yeah. The That's why when you told me you failed, I couldn't believe it. They usually make it the lowest common denominator thing. >> Like there's probably people that ran it backwards. There's people ran it backwards and probably did it at 12 minutes. >> Listen, man. I wasn't a guy back in the day. >> I wasn't a >> Did you ever do it again and be like, "All right, this time I'm fresh." >> I did. I actually >> What was your time? I no the last time I went right the second time I went for the LAPD PT I was like I'm going to hit this 1.5 easy because I I went to the track and trained for it and I got a way better score. >> But you're still not a cop. >> No offense. >> So why'd you go twice? >> Because because I was in the process. I was still in the process. >> And then what happened in the process? >> I just got I just got held on I just got on hold >> my debt now you Okay. >> So I'm still in the process. I'm just I'm just on hold. Yeah. >> Oh, okay. But so I thought I was going
7:37 to hit the 1.5s. They switched it up. They said you're going to run four miles uphill. >> What? >> I was like, >> "Wow, that's crazy. >> That's a different test. >> Four miles uphill." >> You know where the Dodger Stadium is? >> Yeah. >> That the whole area. >> Wow. >> How is that the test? >> I'm going to be honest, dude. I was in front of the pack the whole time. Really? >> I don't believe you. >> No, I didn't. Dude, I didn't eat anything. I didn't drink coffee. All I did was water. >> Red. Maybe you're my you're a uphill kind of guy and not a loop kind of guy, you know. >> Yeah, maybe you like the struggle. >> Are you sure they didn't laugh you? >> No, you already passed them one time. >> Yeah, you didn't see anyone cuz you're all done. >> He thinks he's leading. You forgot. >> No, cuz you behind me is a whole is a whole pack, man. >> No, no. Behind behind. >> They're about to pass you the second time. >> No, trust me. They weren't, bro. >> He's like, I didn't have anything to eat
8:28 today. I'm good. >> I felt good. >> What's a perfect score for the mile and a half run? What was the Cuz I usually have a >> 10 minutes, 11 minutes, 11 minutes. >> So if you get you'll get maximum score if it's >> you don't get a fail. You get you get a >> Are they sprinting that time? One and a half mile just ████ booking it. >> Dude, the 20-year-olds were just booking it. >> If you're a stud, you're usually sprinting the whole way. >> Yeah, dude. These guys were just the whole way and I got by them. >> Do you Do you sprint or do you like sprint and then walk? Sprint and then walk. He s I was just trying to pace it but I didn't know that was the whole thing where you you should have like a certain pace time also >> cuz you're you're supposed to try to >> No, I didn't know anything. >> It's not score. It's just pass fail. >> It's it's a pass and you attended. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. >> Attended was like a participant. Good job, dog. You showed up. Thank you for
9:18 showing up. >> Cuz in the military, the physical fitness test is based off of your performance. So if you like do like a 5minute mile, that's a way higher score than if you just made the mark. >> So I was wondering if the policeman was like that. >> No. Yeah, it just said attended. >> You just have to show up. >> Yeah. >> They just say thank you for coming. >> Thank you for coming. >> I just stopped going once they put me on hold. I was like I don't want to go anywhere. >> Oh, you don't want to. So you don't want If they called you tomorrow and they're like, "Hey, you're a cop. Come in." You don't want to do it? >> Well, I can't. I have a spot. You have a spot to go to the academy now. Would you take it? >> What if they're like, "Hey, you're cool. Your debt's fine. >> I take it." Oh, you would? >> Yeah. >> You'll say bye to the army. >> Yeah. You won't go to National Guard anymore. >> I do both. >> I could do both. >> Yeah, you could do both. >> What if the What if the chief was like, "We need you on the field now. You can't go." >> Like, which one would you choose if you had to choose one? Is what he's asking? >> Uh, I honestly would pick more NG more national. I would go military side.
10:08 >> Really? >> You rather be military than police? >> Yep. >> But you could do both though. Like the way they they work, they work really well together. So like let's say um if he became a cop >> Yeah. and he got orders to go to boot camp, they would hold his spot and then he would go >> that's really cool back or if he let's say he he he has done both and he has to deploy somewhere they'll hold his spot. >> They'll still hold me up >> and then he go and come back >> cuz the military would just send a letter too also, you know. Yeah, >> pretty cool. >> But yeah, I would be a cop. >> But you'd be slowest at both of them. >> Just don't eat spam and eggs. >> Oh, you be the cop in my neighborhood. >> Huh? >> It's that spam and eggs cop. >> Where did you apply? Oh, Ellipino lived in the OC. It's fine. >> I Yeah, I'm just going to look at him like >> I think Subin would be good at SWAT. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But not like patrol.
10:59 >> There might be some friendly fire, but I think SWAT would be good cuz he could be >> friendly fire. Just kidding. Yeah. Like >> no, like clearing the building and like, you know, being a part of the group that goes in with the shield. And >> if the building has more than two rooms, he's going to be tired. Listen, I'm a I'm different now, man. I That was a long time ago. >> I think you'd be a perfect undercover cop. >> Yeah, >> that would be hilarious. >> You guys haven't noticed. My ears are closed >> at all. >> Yeah, they're like that guy. >> Look at my ears. My ears are closed. >> Yeah, that's cool. >> I had to do it. But uh dude, honestly, I don't know how I would be >> Yeah. >> as a police officer. You know what I mean? >> Catching bad guys. >> I don't I don't see him as like a patrol guy, like a regular patrol guy giving tickets and ████ I think that would be stressful. Yeah. Yeah. >> That'd be annoying. It's like >> I don't think you I think you'd want to like give people a break too for stupid
11:49 infractions like tickets. >> I don't see that. I don't see that. >> Every ticket break. Yeah. He wouldn't give him a break. >> He'd be like, "You stupid ass. Here's your ticket. Here's an extra one for being stupid." >> He would He would chase him and then get laughed. >> Hey, come back. Go get your ticket. >> No, just tase him one time. I'm kidding. kidding.
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