0:00 foreign welcome back to another great episode of careful voice today we have with us Christian she's back oh hello Kristin's back we also have Colleen over there with Nick at the believe all women sector over here believe all men that's right wait that's what the side is all right this is the this is the this is the menosphere that's the red pill boys Redfield middle sphere no women red pill boys I don't think men need any help two cups of coffee please thank you dude we haven't seen you in a little bit we've been up to bangs uh just banging just banging yeah yeah I like to cut I need a I need a switch yeah it looks good I like it thanks appreciate that I almost have that same thing
0:51 I don't so let's move on you know what's up about Banks I'm secure I don't have a hair oh ████ I think her hair looks great dude thank you I think what you should do is join the long hair team but then like shave the front like a Chinese warrior I wanted to get the Kanan Lynch like the freaking hair long on the sides that's pretty classic yeah that's pretty classic I think women would be terrified of me they already are oh you think so thank you I didn't think so do women not like that look you know do we like the look don't look at each other just answer I think if everybody had already yeah yeah you look like a cool bank robber yeah those guys steal cars bro I think I would have to I would have
1:42 to take a duffel bag with me wherever I get off of that what you been up to Kristen no that's literally nothing nothing okay you know I go to I go to Mexico next week I booked like a little teaching chart all right but no my we've talked about my dad do not go to Mexico yeah it's like it's all red like bad stuff's going on I heard it was prime time to go I'm gonna but there's deals let's go let's go come on this is the best time to go some people say after natural disasters terrorist attacks in like War it's the best time to travel really yeah because no one wants to go there yeah oh so yeah New York like Mexico just get the people kidnapped a couple of people you remember that it just happened yeah yeah and then so everyone's like oh I'm not going there but it's like well that didn't happen in Cancun now did it well
2:32 not a lot happens in Cancun exactly it's pretty safe no Monterey I'm actually doing a little tour out there so I'm like oh no yeah I think it should be good right what kind of tour are you doing uh teaching judging it's like for a competition out there oh I thought you're going like on a tour like a tiki tour or something [Laughter] I guess this happens in Hawaii or something but they go to different tiki bars oh there's one to another yeah it's like a bar crawl yeah but like yeah and then you get like off The Loop dude you never had a life like that no no no you don't have like a ticket to work no not really bro I might drink with Steve today let's go ████ because I'm feeling crazy pour them up wow like half a shot
3:24 half a shot let me have let me get lunch in my stomach but what part of you you said you're going to Monterey Monterey Chihuahua Guadalajara so you're going through all those cities yeah and you're teaching them how to dance yeah I do okay this is a question but do I just speak in English or am I like Cinco say siete I'll take this one sound like a vacation mom do you have someone that's gonna be like guiding I hope so I mean I hope so yeah that'll be helpful it's like a legit thing I I feel like they usually have interpreters yeah yeah how good is your Spanish you feel pretty confident with yourself answered in Spanish that was pretty good no bien that'll
4:14 that'll get you like a good amount of places I went to Guadalajara you know I didn't know the ocean the ocean all good restaurants I like the ocean they're all cool phrases but people were like trying to speak to me in Spanish and like I would do a little bit of that but it's really stressful you get I thought you were uh a local Chino no they knew I was no local show oh then no they knew but like when I would like answer them in Spanish like yeah that's cool that's cool it's cool Chinos you didn't see a single one I brought some chinos with me oh I brought some Cheetos with me to Guadalajara and they were all looking at me like we were at this little uh food food Hall in the middle of Mexico it was like it was like next to this the first Catholic Church out there or something it was old as ████ right and then um out of all the shops he chooses uh
5:04 Chinese food was it good it was a Chinese dude in there and I was like man Chinese people go all over the world to open up a Chinese restaurant yeah and then he got like orange chicken and all this ████ and I was laughing at him I was like I'm gonna get authentic tacos right if I got tacos and I'm sitting there and I'm like this Taco's not that good dude yeah he's idiots oh this is so good you want an orange chicken and I'm all like yeah so I ate one dude it's pretty it was good it was so ████ good yeah why is it how come like when you find obscure located like Asian restaurants where they shouldn't be they're really because they have to work hard to ████ survive I guess right it's not like here where they're gonna open up anywhere and then people still go I want orange chicken you used to go to Mexico a lot I feel like when you were running
5:55 uh have you guys seen the big ramp slides that send you flying they're like slipping fast yeah yeah I have gone there like seven times there's one in Tijuana and it's dangerous is the most dangerous water park I've ever been to in my entire themselves that yeah what'd you say do they advertise that yeah no fatality rate but you know how we have rules like you can't run and stuff I had the workers there were sending me down the slide backwards some guy like gave me a Cheeto before I went you can drink beers down the slide that's what I love about it because they have an ambulance right next to the slipping Mexican theme parks are like next level we would we did zip lines where like the zip line crashes you into what part of Mexico um it was not Cancun but it was a theme
6:45 park next to it dude those are the those are the dope ones like off like off the side of the road it's like we went through a zip line through fire there was a ring of fire and ████ what the zip line yeah and then how do you go through if there's a line like yeah no no it's around the whole thing around it it's a big Ring of Fire like and then I was like can I go on with Hannah and I was like I don't know if there's a weight limit or whatever right and then they're like yeah if you want I don't think they know either yeah they just hooked me and Hannah on because and it went fast as ████ dude because you know it goes by weight yeah yeah and there's ones where it like crashes into rivers oh yeah you're not even strapped on you're like in a hammock it's like a hammock zipline and it's just going down like this little nut sack yeah yeah you're like on a
7:36 trapeze or something yeah like on a circus no nothing holding you you just like this and then you crash into water chair there's just a little bit of water good that's how uh in the Philippines you there's like a you know when you go to like Boracay or you go to like small islands in the Philippines you have like whole activity centers or just everywhere with stuff like that and they're dirt cheap they have this thing called Zorb I don't know if you've ever seen that where it's like a big it might be called something different everywhere but it's like a giant plastic sphere and you're just in the middle of it and they roll you down a mountain oh I've seen that yeah yeah it's like but it's like a big mountain yeah and then you just oh but it's like inflatable so like uh there's like a thick a thick area of like it's like the Earth's mantle or whatever and then you're in the core so it's like a bunch of plastic use those and they play soccer yeah
8:30 yeah you actually did that yeah yeah but they feel like discombobulated afterwards well yeah because you can't you just can't tell where anything is and they fill it with water partially so that you can slide around and it's not like scratching on your skin but then like but then like the week after uh like me and my friend did it we're like that was so fun and then the week after they had their first fatality oh my God yeah the thing the thing went to the side and it fell off the mountain like we didn't think that could happen yeah and a guy that died guard rails for what dude actually but you know what's crazy to think there's so much air in plastic between your body and the ground so you're good the dude died how did he die like when you're going down a hole she says a huge mountain yeah she kept saying a giant amount this is a gigantic ████ record-breaking mouth inflated on the first right that's what either why don't they do it on a hill either it
9:22 popped or it fell into the water I hit a rock like one rock yeah the pointy ass like knife rock yeah like the human egg drop that you did in school where you gotta like make a Contraption and drop it that's a good game show ing human version dude growing up I watched Nickelodeon and I realized how much my school district sucked because everyone's doing cool ████ like that and we didn't do any of that stuff yeah no egg drop huh I should drop soup we didn't even get an egg to take care of like it's a baby or nothing yeah yeah I don't think that works who's to ever do that thing where like you had a bag of flour and you had to like take it home as a baby that's really what you had we had a fake baby no we had the you either had to have the baby and take care of it which like it could tell if
10:12 you fed or not or you had to wear the bump at school for a couple days that's big budget schools we just had the baby that would like it had no it had no legs when I think I just had arms we just had actual pregnant teens a pregnant 14 year old yeah they were just pregnant you just have to follow her around to see what she goes through you should ask her whatever well just taking notes behind her I'm just thinking of my own pregnant friend did you have to do that oh we got to do that how did you do I think it was like for two days it was like two days yeah and we're like dude did you have a baby bump huh do you have to wear a baby bump no no my uh we had you scared a little
11:03 baby we had a little baby and then I think it had like I said no legs which was I thought it was weird I don't think that's weird yeah you're right that's not weird why would you say that dick you're right so now people without legs out there watching this and then they're like oh great I'm weird to Nick I guess you know I just mean if you're a prosthetic baby you know I dug myself in a hole Yeah but no it was just like interesting it was notable that's why the only reason why I brought it up yeah and do they still have like is that an ableist I don't know if it's different it has to be different stuff because the modern home of today or the future would be way different than what we had to worry about there's like how do you microwave a TV dinner for yourself I know like how to use an air fryer or something oh yeah people still don't know how to use that you know what's funny like you know those things like we were talking about how like some schools would would make kids have these experiences like give them a baby a bag of fly or whatever we had one or we had
11:54 to uh to in order to feel what blind people felt like they they made us all go to El Dorado Park and we had to walk the path like blindfolded no no but everybody was messing around I don't buy this ████ they were like this guy's ████ around no the school not you the your teacher ████ around no but then like like three of our classes had to do that but like you you tell kids to do that they're gonna ████ all we did was we just go the teacher's like yeah everyone was cheating people were on a bender the night before and he's like oh ████ I don't want to teach anything put my sunglasses on just ████ go out for sure you guys had any teachers growing up or you knew the night before they were just partying hard now I know yeah but I didn't know what the ████ was up then they're just like oh I'm sick yeah yeah yeah yeah I can't take a day off it
12:45 was your version yeah yeah who is your teacher so we had this we had this teacher uh it was in sixth grade uh he was like a single guy a little older we always wondered like why I wasn't married all that stuff uh we used to prank him all the time with all this stupid stuff he was just one of those teachers that would get mad and when teachers get mad it's hilarious because they're so serious and so we would uh we would do all these like things that we would we would like 30 of us would spit on his car oh ████ holy ████ we'd be like man it really it started it started raining today did you know that hey is this the same school we went to no this is this is Bellflower this is Bellflower where I went and then um he would always be in a super bad mood be like really let's go home but why is he being so serious about it yeah it's a gag so like so um
13:35 he would always like be in like these different like like ups and downs like some days he would be like overly happy and sometimes he would just be like super irritable and super mad and we just thought it was so funny I also went to the same forecast I also went to the same church as him yeah he was uh I think he was also a part-time organist at the church I went to not a door super dork and we told the church that he diddled us and he got fired he's just taking it and he's taking it so seriously he was so mad at us forever I guarantee serious guys I guarantee you this story is gonna end in a way that's worse than any of you guys oh god dude here we go the first video classic Ryan Trouble boy super classic so uh I I once I'm not in sixth grade
14:26 anymore I was in like eighth grade but I still saw him every Saturday because of uh Church Norwalk San Antonio and this dude uh he started just looking really like like his he started looking really pale his hair started getting really thin he wasn't uh playing uh Oregon anymore I and then I think he stopped teaching it turns out this guy had AIDS and he died of AIDS oh my God I was gonna guess he got bit by a vampire she was in a great mood sometimes he was in a bad mood but we thought it was hilarious because he was going through medication and probably a hard time you're spitting on his car that's horrible he's an AIDS victim like during the height of age I know when AIDS was like
15:16 insane it was trending yes I'm a vampire he's in this hardcore Christian like group that he can't even be open and getting real help I bet you your church would have just been like damn that's why that's why tragic bro you deserve it you know no yeah it was really sad oh yeah yeah he died died of AIDS yes oh ████ I can make that joke because my uncle died of it so okay my bad yeah yeah but yeah it was like but like I was like I think I was 13 when he passed but then uh when I was in his class I was 11. and we were just a bunch of Hellraisers and he hated us and then uh yeah and then we we didn't know like maybe he was like having symptoms this whole time like we had no idea how did you find out did they talk about it after we talked about church like it's just word around the church yeah yeah they do know he died of AIDS like that that's all the aunties
16:08 did you know Ryan kind of yeah because he was he never married like and he was like older like I think he was like it is maybe 40s or something he was a party boy so like when in at least in our religion if you're not if you're a single guy at that age there's like questions already yeah you know and um yeah you're not getting married in your 20s yeah just stay single forever right yeah he was just kind of like a look at you differently I think well my uncle used to come all the time with his friend and I just thought I was like oh my uncle my hands are his friends was it the same friend or was it a different friend but he was like in the relationship with this man but then like my parents just didn't say like what's up yeah I don't even know if they knew if they're like hey like we 100 know he's he's a gay guy or whatever I don't I don't think any of us really knew that's how it goes but then yeah and
16:58 then all of a sudden one day they're like yeah Uncle Bob like he's so he's very sick he has like AIDS I'm like how the ████ did he get age how old are you when they told you that I was so this is like 90 95 I was like 10 years old like nine years old yeah yeah and then I and then they're like oh like uh you know it was one of those dirty needles from the hospital oh oh yeah they told us that in school all the time yeah they always said that's how you get it don't share drinks watch out if a kid don't hug anybody yeah remember that don't play with him because they're like if you sweat on him or some ████ yeah dude the 90s was a crazy time for misunderstanding Asians yeah I mean you guys could have got AIDS from spitting on his car apparently we get it
17:48 yeah I forgot how much an Ultima can transfer yeah it was uh those are all dirt bags dude did you feel great about yourselves after I mean we felt bad about putting him through so much ████ regardless we just were like oh we're just idiots you know but then um but the crazy thing is getting your high boy ████ yeah and the crazy thing is because of that religion how strict it was you know like there's so many uh people later on that I found out were either like teachers of mine that were either gay or yeah yeah or they were or they became Trans in their Elder years yeah all from your church or from my church and school wow it's almost like you were hanging out with a lot of repressed people yeah it's I mean the more hardcore the religion the more repressed there are I mean there are guys though that you clearly know um and then like they come out and you're like come on dude we all accepted
18:39 Ricky Martin I said that all a million times about I mean not that like he fit all the stereotypes with my eighth grade teacher he was like I just remember him getting mad at me because we he gave us all styrofoam cups through this art project and for some ████ reason I'm just idiot I started cutting teeth on the top so it looked spiky and he was like I didn't tell you to make spikes on the cup and then I was like you gay and uh like he and then he made he made my mom come to school and like have a conference like he's insulting me in class and like made this whole thing I'm like Mr Dave's gay definitely but this guy was married he had kids and everything super like uh high in the church and everything oh you meant literally yeah like a 1990s I I asked him I asked if he was gay because he came at me so like flamboyant about the cup and then um and then turned out later
19:29 yeah he was gay yeah he ended up uh he ended up leaving his family yeah yeah and I hit him up on Facebook I added him like decades later and I was like did you say I told you so [Laughter] that's the guy who called it I was like I'm proud of you man I like I was happy for him what do you say because that's that's a hard thing to do like I knew his kids and everything and and he's like they're just on their own now and he's hiking with his boyfriend and I'm like let's let's go lucky he's active that's good yeah yeah healthy guy yeah as a personal trainer like he wrote me back and he was like super excited and happy and I was like he's like you're finally 18. got the son of a ████
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