0:00 and she was she uh had a pen and was about to poke a hole because that's what you do whoa held her back because they didn't know what she was trying to do and he died oh my God [Music] so a woman was uh arrested recently at Harry Reid airport AKA McCarran Airport AKA Las Vegas Airport why did it change the name it's like during the time where like all the statues and ████ were getting taken down you know we gotta rewrite the history so I don't know what the hell the McCarran guy did apparently they don't like them and they like this Harry Reid guy he was just a senator who's juicing his own ████ like like usual if you're in office for long enough you get to name ████ after yourself but they he kind of this kind of happened after he was already out of office but still it was like a hookup oh so it's not McCarran anymore no but they
0:52 didn't do a good job because all over it says like McCarran and then this is Harry Reid so they didn't there's like signs they're still confusing it's confusing yeah so a woman was arrested for being too hot oh no and there's a lot of hot women in Vegas so she must be really hot she's a smoker for sure smoke show she just walked by the slot machines and money just starts spitting out it's it's a little bit like that like ATM is just a malfunction around a lot a lot of money comes out like that's something you would never want scrubbed from your record yeah for being too hot yeah all the guys are like cat calling her all the time would you guys like to see her yeah first of all I need to tell you who says
1:45 that she got arrested for being too hot hey dude so I already know she's like 60. no no believe all women on this side okay that's exactly it believe all I don't know Ryan's new to that side you sure he's with you damn you're on the side I literally never believe women my allies over there and you know here outside you're sitting on okay I don't know what you guys think but I I only see beautiful people all day every day so there's no ugly in my eyes there's nothing but beautiful so what so what so what all right it's all these WP files whatever that's her okay there's a glare okay she's pretty oh she's pretty yeah where's those what are those girls on the left doing that's her too oh
2:37 dude nice lives if you're but but if you're gonna claim you're the hottest woman on Earth she's dead like you can't just be average pretty you didn't say she's a hot woman on earth she just said she got arrested for a bit I don't like girls that wear lanyards dude I'm out lanyards no okay no yeah what about like event staff no convention you're not school convention too she's addicted to access yeah uh no so she was she was uh hanging out at the Chili's at McCann a beautiful Chili's by the way really worth the top five chilies yeah great chili because that's one of the hottest people hang out okay she was there she was getting a little toasted getting a little lit up getting an awesome Blossom getting a little bit of a couple of my ties couple of maybe strawberry mimosas okay then she decides to dine in ditch oh no
3:29 that's what hot people do she just walks out away from the table some guy said she was gonna pay for it no he was like I got you sweetheart she's like the world takes care of me never coughed up I don't like it so then um the police are notified at the airport then a search begins maybe she's like I'll Fly Away they'll never catch me that's what you'd think she was actually just sleeping next to like some trash cans for some reason dude she must have been way ████ too much yeah so then lounge access the cops the cops tap her and like hey you dined in ditch we're replacing under arrest right now she threatens to spit on them she says you're just arresting me because I'm too hot yeah and she was right huh and she was right yeah and the court and the court says that she was right yeah no so she's um the justice system she's she's being processed right now she also had
4:21 an outstanding warrant from a Las Vegas Municipal Court and she was booked into Clark County Detention Center for misconduct she's currently being held on one thousand dollars a bail I wanna I wanna be arrested for being too hot somewhere like like hey you're under arrest why for being too hot oh really that's cool yeah why does Las Vegas prosecute their criminals I think that's stupid what do you think they should do I think they should let them go like what are we doing I think they should give them a Stern warning after they murder three people and go don't do it again buddy dude okay bye dude dining and ditching I know the airport is a victimless crime I know because you know they're up charging you're ████ everything in that restaurant you know especially a corporation like Chili's dude I'm against course it's 14 really yeah go ████ yourself that's crazy she all the only crime she committed was committing
5:11 a crime in a state that will actually prosecute yeah that's where you messed up yeah she should have done it in LA Honolulu New York everywhere else I wonder how much Her tab was she could have dined ditched made it across the California border scot-free for sure and then the police here would have been like hey we ████ help criminals here I still just don't get the logic just claimed Asylum like you're arresting me because I'm hot I don't get it like what what how was that a problem she's being discriminated and chosen because she's so hot wait was we can't possibly understand what's going on it could be that she was being arrested by a female cops so that's what she played women love doing that
6:01 at Clark County Municipal Court she claimed that she was being arrested by a bunch of fives [Laughter] so the FAA basically says um unruly passengers are nothing new we're kind of been dealing with the uptick and unruly passengers in the airports getting into trouble on flights and in airports especially with the people that are like fighting the masks and stuff oh my God every flight every flight there's someone arguing about that ████ yeah well now they don't because they don't have to but yeah that was a big part that was just the air marshal trying to blend in he's doing way too yeah good job he was selling it hell chill man he's like well I hope they got an Air Marshall on this flight we're gonna need them we're gonna need that ████ hero it's
6:51 you isn't it it's you trying to point the blame ready yeah yeah they all try to look for the air marshal I've tried a couple times but I'm like man I can't not look but look like the air marshal I tried to do that oh you try to look like it what do you do like there's guns uncomfortable in my waistband dude you know the easiest way to do it is to make an announcement that you're the air marshal yeah guys we're gonna be safe on this flight I am the air marshal you're gonna see a guy go [Laughter] es I could have seen one or I he's pretty much probably one because when I was exiting the airplane you know how like you go on that little ████ connector thing right yeah you know how that corner sometimes they pile like your luggage so you could go and there's a door there or the stroller yeah right there right so we're getting out plain clothes guy just goes opens the door gets out that way by himself no one says
7:42 anything cool so I was like oh ████ did he look like how did he look did he look like he could have ████ up a terrorist or something he looked like a cop like he looked like an older like middle-aged white guy with like a leather jacket he was bald yeah yeah he's just he looked like if he put on a cop uniform you would be like yeah he's a cop isn't it that some flights have more than one as well I've heard that like sometimes there's up to three on one plane wow and every fly has one right every fly has a fly Marshal everyone does but I know International ones and they're armed right they have like guns yeah so if they shot the gun wouldn't we all be ████ anyway you lose pressure in the cabin I'm like we're almost get sucked out of hole I saw Snakes on a Plane dude yeah no it just sucks us up and then one of us goes and then plug it with our shoulder oh yeah I will say on my last flight coming
8:33 back from Turkey they went on the intercom they're like is there a doctor here and then the dude was sitting next to me he told the flight attendant he's like he's like oh I'm a doctor like what do you guys need and then she was like do you have your doctor ID or papers he's like no she's like we can't use you and then they went off yeah that's true why did someone need a doctor I don't know just somebody like 10 rows back maybe having a breathing problem or something they're like you're too hot we got to use another an ugly doctor ma'am ma'am can you breathe listen we think we we thought we found a doctor but we don't think he has the credentials we have your back please anyway what do they look like no the I told this story here right when um I was flying back to Vegas this guy almost um died on the landing he had a seizure so in that moment when they're like we
9:24 need a medical professional to come there were people already helping them and then they're like oh can I check your credentials and then everyone just busted like it was like protocol like everyone had their little cards oh so they know and then some people had it in their wallets and then they just held it out and then so and then the the flight attendant just had to kind of read it and be like okay okay I was on a cruise ship and a guy was ████ choking like like the typical movie choking thing and they're like oh my God is there a doctor and we didn't even see where the guy was and I stood up because I'm ████ tall and I saw him and the doctor raced over and then there was like a woman who was like talking to him and then he was like gesturing like he doesn't have his wallet and then the guy ████ died whoa yeah because because they wanted to see identification that really happened that was actually a true story but but I kind of Juiced it at the end the guy didn't die
10:15 that that didn't happen and then uh yeah it was a shrimp cocktail paprika but I was on a cruise yeah I was on a cruise the doctor call did happen I did stand up I was the only person who could see it and then it was fine but they didn't ask him for if he was because I think we're choking that's like a first aid thing yeah say your CPR certified or something there was a real story of uh he was a Filipino doctor at our church and uh his wife is also a doctor and that happened to him where he was choking at a restaurant and she was she uh had a pen and was about to poke a hole because that's what you do whoa held her back because they didn't know what she was trying to do and he died oh my God yeah I think there was a loss yeah the Heimlich it was too late the guy would be like don't worry somebody
11:05 tried to kill you with the pen but got your back it wasn't a uh heimlich is only for you if your air passage is blocked by something this was I believe a allergic reaction my clothes ████ so when that happens you have to make a passage and she was trying to do it and they just kept pulling her back like don't kill him and he he really ████ died yeah ████ she wasn't saying I have to do this you need to yeah she they were both ████ doctors isn't that crazy I wonder what those dumb ass ████ staffers were thinking afterwards they're like I hope I don't get fired oh foreign
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