0:10 if anyone's ever eaten horses you I haven't tried it no way he's probably ████ shot a horse with a bow and arrow and dragged it back by himself barefoot [Music] welcome back to the best episode ever of the careful boys where the boys are officially back in town for the first time over two months because Steve's been missing the entire time wait wait I don't think that's true he's been missing Indonesia selling cars Anthony's been dancing in ████ Sri Lanka ████ trying to sell tripods and ████ Nepal dude dude how was Bengali right where were you really yeah where'd you go you went to Vietnam right didn't we already talked about all this before no you gotta say it here for Steve Steve
1:00 didn't hear it well now it's the real six so you're this is officially you being back this is the careful boy there was a fake six let's get the real story where were you because you were back as a substitute teacher last time okay so I I had a wholesale deal on used cars [Music] came back from China uh working on the tour went to India to go teach I actually just came from back from Kazakhstan whoa no way how was Kazakhstan hey is it little say it don't say it don't say it that's the hot b████'s face that's a hot b████'s face I saw a cop they're all about Ryan's looking over there that's what I'm saying it's like a land of papas it's like you got a full-on blonde Russian and a Chinese girl and then in the middle of your life you look like you belong in Hawaii but you have no tan I don't even know Kazakhstan was real
1:58 trying to be respectful but I was like how did you guys feel about Borax she's like I hated it we all hate it I don't even think they filmed it in Kazakhstan it's not a representation it was like a gypsy Village in Romania yeah yeah there was a country that like in 24 Jack Bowers going after but it wasn't real and I thought that was kind of a stand but I think it's something else is that similar to the country that uh Tom Hanks came from in the terminal oh oh which one is that one uh it's like a whole country that's like a MIG you know like the migs but you just make a nation yeah yeah but that talk about Kazakhstan you're just there I've always wanted to go there it was my first one dude it took like 24 hours for me to get there oh ████ why because all the layovers yeah it's just there's only one day over it's just you have to go like 16 hours to guitar then you you lay over there then you do like five hours over to Kazakhstan yeah five hours plain or like
2:50 bus or like oh here's the ████ sickest part though other than the everybody's hop which is the first country I've been to in like forever where every I'm not say every but on average every chick was above average in my opinion of course they're ████ mixing for centuries yeah that's a good way to put it Russian girls are hot Northern Chinese girls are hot you put them together they go hotter dude I was in Sweden some hot ass in Sweden I'll tell you that it's cold so here's the thing so uh that's what this video turns into one of the craziest things that happened is uh we're driving ████ just down one of the streets because we're just like sightseeing the first day that we get there and then um on a bus stop like poster it's like Black Eyed Peas concert
3:41 right and I'm like no ████ way one of my homies is Black Ops uh he's taboo he's a ████ uh Native American Latino like Hispanic everything like that right the super mixed guy and then uh we did a music video firm back in like 2016 or some ████ like that so uh we Google uh when the concert is and it's that Saturday so we Happen To Be An Almighty Kazakhstan at the same time so no ████ way so I text this guy yeah I'm like yo are you in custom he's like yo I just landed what's popping tonight it's like what's going on over there no oh that's cool so it's just coincidence just coincidence like what are the chances that word causes at the same time you were hanging out with Fergie left she's not in it anymore she's not she's not
4:31 so bad that's their Cuisine because they're like Mongolians dude at McDonald's so apparently horse Donalds no you know what's crazy we asked about McDonald's but apparently it's uh you can't it's not called McDonald's out there anymore because of like Russia and stuff oh wow what's it called because of the war so it's called like food Republic or some ████ like or Food Food Solutions I don't know Food Solutions crazy really weird ████ that's so communist oh I'm hungry I have a food solution for you yeah not a good Brandy though it's kind of good branding three layer sandwich [Laughter] damn that's ████ crazy yeah so so went party with them um and ████ went to their concert the
5:22 next day how was the concert it was ████ you know what's crazy it's hilarious yeah you said yeah because of how many bangers they actually have oh like think about it like so many of their songs you like but who's singing for Fergie though it's actually um this uh half black half Filipina girl who won I don't know if it was The Voice or whatever on Apple the apps game yeah so they they brought her in she's dope too she kind of seems like Fergie but she's dope dude Filipinos they just take over all like the iconic they're really good yeah 100 like Ryan and JK news they're like our like like that and whatever band he was playing with before that could probably replace all of Journey do you watch that documentary they were kind of dicks to him too it was really they did a good job on the doc they treated a lot they treated him like ████
6:13 they were kind of no he was like trying to he was like trying he was like he just joined the group and he's ████ like getting on top of the speakers and ████ like hey dude you gotta take it you got to relax you gotta take it that's a little much though he's just rocking out yeah he's just letting his butter wings and he's been covering for so long oh yeah yeah I think it was that I think he used butterfly wings fly too much and they're like yo flap less like chill dude but he's so used to he's been performing Journey songs forever too I know exactly not on top of speakers dude you can't be climate speaker that's true not in Muslim countries dude that's like a minimum five-year thing you know what I mean also Journey fans are kind of like in their 60s now so like get on speakers makes them all nervous oh that's really dangerous how how that's really dangerous Urban Hal yeah yeah was it a big culture shock in Kazakhstan does it feel like a complete no not so much because I felt
7:04 like I was looking at a bunch of Asians but doesn't it trip you out though because they're actually like more Russian everyone's speaking Russian right they speak Russian they speak English they speak kazak were you like hey let's go Ukraine huh well I mean they had their own independence so you know what I mean so it's like they've been pushing for their own independence I think since like 1991 I was like learning about their ████ their the youth right now are making a big like push to push like the Kazakh language to be kind of like the national language even though most people especially the Boomers and stuff speak Russian oh because it was taken over by Soviet Soviet Russia right yeah so I heard that they're hella ████ um uh controlled by organized crime yeah how do you feel about that yeah I'm hearing about it I'm feeling about it for the first time Joe Joe heard it from one guy and now that's just how it is
7:54 and that guy was a feudal Japanese guy how's the language sound yeah do your best Impressions yeah can you put do you do like 10 minutes can you flip that switch real quick all I know is I think we said the word douche or something like Elijah Dushku yeah something like that just be like that's dope not hot pizza [Laughter] I mean just thank you because people are saying like spicy ball as like thank you in Russian but a good afternoon it means like thank you this is spicy Bowl sick like spicy boy spicy boy spicy boy spicy spicy something like that spicy boys like the kazak version of us something like that dude spicy boy is way better than careful boys yeah let me just change it way better that should be our food channel spicy boys they eat hella horse horses
8:46 bomb horse is Bomb do you have a hankering for horse do you have a craving for horses so fun I want to try you go to Stables you're just like if anyone's ever eaten horses you I haven't tried it no way this is delicious Barton he's probably ████ shot because all the animal uh activists were like we gotta let them go and I'm like yeah we gotta let them go to my stomach and then yeah then we harvested you put on a pivot knife it just fell on the table Bart how is it you like it yeah I had a like a Benihana's in Japan or something no way it's like but I think I think Barton day
9:37 to a store and then you guys didn't even know it was a horse store no it was just we walked it so we're just like we're hungry we're going down the street of like all the shops this is horse branding and then we're like dude we're ████ hungry oh let's get some barbecue the Korean barbecue Japanese barbecue whatever and then we just smell all this meat smoke coming from this one spot I'm like oh hell yeah we walk in there we sit down and then I start looking around and there's a big like kanji like which is Japanese lettering a horse on the wall I was sick maybe that's their last name remember Barbie's Japanese there's like calligraphy paintings of horses all over the place I'm like damn orange really ████ love horses that's pretty cool yeah it came out and then I was like dance doesn't really smell like beef what does it smell like what would you
10:27 best guess it smelled like somewhere in between like a sir like I guess like elk it just smells like off beef but I was like they don't have view it not a good horse I'm like they don't got USDA here they probably got their own ████ you know not even the vegans call their ████ off beef that's off beef sounds like rotted meat that sounds like high fashion but we found out those horses were like ████ it we're in another country anyways we ate it and it was juicy and had like a slight sweetness to it this is really good yeah you know like the Mongol like horde that's all they ate because I was like wondering how did they when they went out and then like if they weren't like pillaging Villages what did they eat and basically they ████ they just killed the horses like in their crew but it's not eating like eating your car yeah basically they
11:17 would eat their ████ well one's edible I think the people strand of the desert would love to be able to eat their car that's true they eat their ████ they drink the horse milk that dude um but you run out of milk if you eat the horse that's true which one you eat first you know because you have to dip the horse meat in the milk right it goes down easier I'm sure they lost a couple horses though you know Bizarre Foods yeah the Andrew uh whatever Zimmer they did a whole episode of like traditional foods right and everything was just hoarse like even the fire they made was like from horse ████ so the horse ████ they didn't even have wood and stuff they used a horse dried horse ████ they ████ get a whole horse they would eat the horse and then they would have like milk from it and all that stuff and then they would have this horse cheese horse milk horse beer of course yeah did you
12:08 see all kinds of horse products like that like everything yeah so I guess like apparently with Kazakhstan like Kazakh means some some sort it's basically a Wandering country like Nomads so the whole culture comes from like people needing to be able to like cure their foods and sour milk and stuff in order to be able to travel with it for like months so like all their milk stuff is like yeah hell of soured which I didn't like any of that stuff to be completely honest did you try that milk beer that they had not that beer but I definitely had some like lamb or cheese milk type ████ that was like so a lot of ████ is sour there yeah and so they even have like among a lot of the horse dishes also is like like cured horse meat like horse sausage that's cured so it's like almost like a salami but horse which is really good but it's also it feels a lot more like Rich so you don't want to eat too much of it but like just the the cooked ████ horse meat is
12:58 super bomb you know like literally Korean barbecue stuff but just like horse meat just it's all fatty and just a giant piece of ████ meat what's their like hamburger like what's their like staple horse Burger that's not that's not like ground horse some cured sour ████ like do they got like this is a our this is our burger and fries all I know is they don't eat pork there because they're Muslim I didn't dive into the religious background you respected the Privacy yeah I didn't see any that's why I was like is this a scam what's going on bro you didn't ask to get some food Solutions I
13:49 tried to but then at the same time like we barely had time so we were just like eating we're like get us some Cosmic food and then get us to our our workshops did you did you eat the horse head no it's not a Scarface what is this dude oh maybe that's Mongolian but yeah in the plane no there that's a thing that they do it's like they get they steam a whole ████ horse head a whole head like as a casual meal and then they just ████ pick at it yeah that's at their food Solutions I guess that makes sense like Cabeza tacos right it's like same thing you're eating ahead of uh yeah no waste that makes sense yeah I guess so it's the thing that gets ordered the most have that just like Cabeza tacos steamed horse headphones that's pretty wild yeah but that was fun came back and you know getting ready for hitting the clouds so that's that's all I've been and then I ████ missed you last time I was here missed you missed
14:41 you I saw a bunch of videos about you guys ████ I don't know what you're talking about did you notice that most episodes just become about you and you're not here yeah we talk about you a lot well don't make me bring up the grinder episodes about you and how everybody that's a picture hey dude you're next bro there's there's like three more in pre-production so don't worry about it there's more coming dude if we do a grinder profile for you Brian has to get a new phone oh yeah I gotta get a new life he's gotta get a new life dude you guys go off the grid we should have kept tally to see like once it's who's whoever's whose turn how much dick they're gonna be Nick was a ████ dick magnet how do you make the dick magnet how do you beat that right deleted the app and it still was having push notifications it was crazy if there's a will there's a way dude wow so so you extrapolate what I got imagine what Anthony Allegiance dude but look at
15:32 you like you are a dramatic right now like you got like brandless shirt you got a pink ████ Fitbit on with the Yellow Hat you buff as ████ like I will say though dude everything about you is so hot due to the time of day I think we were getting a lot of depressed gays oh two to the time because it's during the day if you're on a dating app at like 11 o'clock in the morning but what if we get the early riser gays that are like they're they're kind of like more like Bart they wake up early they start their day early and then they're just they're hunting for some dong before like the end of day I saw them they weren't that no what time was it like around 11 it was before lunch but 10 30 11. nah they're unproductive they're jobless we gotta do like 8 A.M I think I think that's the yeah like 8 A.M like 5 a.m you get the Buffalo ████ this guy texted us we
16:22 texted last night about how we're excited we were to finally see each other this guy texted us at 6 15 in the morning yeah sometimes is that what time that was yeah sometimes I wish I was gay what do you mean okay because uh but then the thing is I don't like dick but the thing is for one problem gay young gay couples have the most sex the most they bust it down a lot I'm sure yeah glowy City I bet Glory City yeah and blowing for anything it's just in general because like dudes are obviously always in desire of sexy way more than women and then you put dude and dude and it's like whole and then you don't have to wait for your birthday to get a ████ we'll tell you that and they are the highest earning couples oh are they yeah wow and they're the buffest probably certain parts like maybe I mean yeah something for everyone so they they ████ the most they make the
17:14 most they you know do they have a higher rate of staying together probably not oh I just made that up but I assume that they're just cheating all day I would imagine they would because they can't you know you're like I like this I like the straight guy Roundtable on how good it is to be gay look there's perks to everything you know we just gotta look we should look for the silver lights just jealousy all around it's like we're in Kazakhstan and we didn't get the ████ food plus give me your local thing and I gotta get on the ████ plane ████ food surplus yeah dude Food Solutions that is a really good name did you miss that part of the conversation he hates me there's no logo yeah we didn't we didn't see any everyone I just imagine all communist like countries
18:04 having zero Brands back in the day like Soviet style it's just ████ store Supply you know kind of makes it easier it's like the old west yeah I know because you're like you're driving by you're like what the ████ is in a church that's kind of like Hawaiian like food Land oh yeah it's just straight up it's just like this is what it is that'd be like seeing signs say Bank Sheriff yeah like more jail yeah you know Hannah said that's a school plan that's basically just America she was she said that when she came here she was surprised at all the big signs at stores just basically it is what it is like locksmith or like Market or like you would see that you don't really see that out there and I was like it's like everything's branded or locksmith like yeah well you don't
18:54 see the name of the store and I was like oh you're ████ right like when you go there you don't see like big ████ banners of like names on top it's just they just look like buildings and then you look inside the store and then it's also they don't have signs over there not like us ours is just literal yeah so I'm like oh ████ that's why we're better dude you know where it's not literal if you go to ████ Star Wars land everything's written in Star Wars language and I'm like I don't even know where I am where's the locksmith language I'm like what the ████ going on here you're in Kazakhstan somewhere some nerds can tell you what's what yeah exactly that's scary they could read it that's scary you know speak it sounds like you're not a real fan dude dude I don't speak it I guess I'm not it's you're like he calls it stair Wars I do it now too because of you I think you should they're worse it's good
19:44 Ryan are we going to talk about it wait what are we going to talk about so serious where were you when we hit 2 million oh this this is the moment in the video we should wait till the next video yeah we'll wait we're just happy to have Anthony back right guys it's happy to have all this keeps coming back he hasn't taken a day off yeah Steve's here every month he's been here a lot dude if you if you actually count the amount of days I've still been here more than Steve this wait what really is that true yeah oh cause you guys are here twice yeah yeah yeah but that's not fair dude you live here that's you live in Glendale but you travel the most miles out of all of us here so you're the problem what do you use your miles for yeah you know what's crazy I don't have an efficient method of that because like I'm not always flying the same uh Airline
20:34 partner oh okay you know versus consolidating all your points to one place I have them spread over a bunch of different places even include why don't you get there's two Star Alliance I already got it and one world best it's one world now one world is American uh Airlines and then okay Star Alliance is United and then Delta is the other one what kind of what kind of lounges you got access to bro I bet you got some crazy you know what's crazy I used to have like gold and first land access lounge access for like United which is dope yeah but the problem is they keep on like inflation they keep on upping the requirements and how much you have to spend and how many miles you have to rack and then once the pandemic hit I lost basically all status everywhere so you can you still have your miles for a bunch of stuff but like you have to to rebuild your status and spending dollars per quarter what if you use your AMEX card that gets into a bunch of lounges one thing is I also don't book My Flights organizers book My Flights uh
21:25 you know what I mean yeah they're getting all the they're scooping up no you know what you do is you put your frequent flyer number on the ticket no I still do but that's what I'm saying I'm getting points for the airline partners that they happen to book wow so it's not like I can choose like I want everything to be under this Airline partner but when I do have points that I save up over years and stuff like that I end up just using them on like vacation stuff for me and Nina which I'm going to do we're going on a new Honeymoon by the way oh nice what's a mini one yeah my name is because I also have to do some work in between but that's because I wanted to help subsidize payment for stuff so tomorrow we're actually going to go to Bali for the first time yeah Molly is awesome if you all got recommendations oh yes oh yeah you want to go on our honeymoon yeah yeah so that's a huge one we'll go together not see each other but be there
22:15 at the same time and then have different places yeah and then you gotta carve on a tree like a heart and then I'll come by and I'll put my name on it that's cool man so doing that and then heading over to Taiwan for work real quick and some golf uh and then heading over to Tokyo because she hasn't been there to Tokyo before but also you're doing like three stops yeah wow so it's gonna be like just under two weeks but taiwan's my work one that doesn't sound mini to me yeah for real well it's because I have to work in between that's a legit honeymoon most people go one place you're going to three and you're calling a mini that's ████ up yeah ████ you Anthony right called privilege there's a lot of people saying that that being said though the cool thing about it is that because I'm working in Taiwan uh that's what covers my international flight personally that's tight you know what I'm saying so I just have to even before Bali have to fly through Taiwan and then do connecting flights and then
23:05 I'm just using my Taiwan salary to pay for the rest of the trip not like break even yeah outside of expense like for honeymoon stuff that's pretty oh hey in Kazakhstan how's the dance level are they really good or are they dated no some places are dated um some are pretty damn I'm good and the cool thing about it is that at this particular camp that I went to like five different countries showed up like Kyrgyzstan like Russian people came like you know different people came from different places all the stands yeah so like there were really really dope dancers there but as far as Kazakhstan like as an individual level I think that they're okay they're okay but they also probably don't have a lot of international teachers coming there it's like super difficult to travel there you know what I mean it like takes so long that's cool you went up plus all they got to eat is ████ sour ████ so a lot of people like I don't want to go there
23:55 just Warheads warheads and horse can't even get a bowl of oatmeal that stuff messes up inside ████ preserve beats and you know a lot of dancers are vegan so what are they gonna do is there a ton of 911 deniers in Kirk can't stand you were able to find a lot of cultural identities yeah
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