0:00 yeah I don't know I mean like the fish don't have legs so it's just they check it out it's a giant they got a booty face rid of a large about bass this is a it's a large ass Bass [Music] all right who here remembers oh ████ he's going off one of the most famous gorillas in the world harambe Coco absolutely harambe yeah Coco is as well but harambe is the answer I wish I had a buzzer I would have won don't we have buzzers here but Coco's cocoa is really nice yes she she she had a kitty cat if I'm gonna get medically checked by a gorilla Coco's gentle is Coco dead now yeah
0:51 she's been dead yeah but harambe the focus of this is anybody remember the story about harambe yeah he was playing with the kid and then they had to shoot him up he was playing with a kid he was doing his thing man that's his nature yeah yep it was stupid-ass kids he was prosecuted for being himself this is true this is true everybody caught up with the story and stuff like that oh yeah the stupid ass kid was in his cage remember what zoo it was where on Earth did this happen does it say was it it was in the Cincinnati Zoo yeah back in 2016. yeah incompetence Zoo yeah so it's a bad name for that obviously uh during that time I think what also made this a very very unique kind of social phenomenon worldwide kind of topic was it became a cultural meme harambe meme started popping up everywhere this is a heavy meme time as
1:41 they do you know what I mean and it just cycled everyone everybody ████ knew who harambe was uh people are obviously kind of argumentative about it you know what I mean like uh who who's in the right like are you pissed off at the people that are shooting you know what I mean no the kid anybody that ████ with the animal at the zoo that person should be dead yep I don't give a ████ for feeding Lions but not just a kid but also the people that had to shoot they're just doing their job that's part of the policy right but the kid he's acting on his own will of being a ████ face [Music] to his enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo and for the safety of the child the large adult male gorilla is a dangerous Prospect in situations so the difficult decision was taken to shoot harambe dead
2:32 in that situation I blame cartoons and it's like I think this video like he's like kind of playing with it right he's like it doesn't feel super uh aggressive it feels much more Curious right fall in because if he fell in that's different yeah he was climbing and he fell down he was climbing he was climbing to get close to the gorilla and that's why it's a bad supervisor the dangerous cartoons who show children hugging gorillas circadia go into the enclosure cartoons followed yeah the kids survive I'm trying to deflect here but the kid the kid survived right let's see yes he went on to uh he went to Harvard so um there's a slightly new update that has been uh you know just circling around lately in regards to harambe and it's the fact that his Legend now will never die because after his death they were
3:25 able to get his sperm oh wow after his death after his death interesting did they did they do gorilla IVF uh well they haven't yet I think they did gorilla Pocket ████ oh God who had that job he's dead no I got like all right all right he goes it's like attachment and they're like okay they make the kids how am I supposed to get it out you caused this oh ████ But Mommy I don't want to go to the zoo anymore like you need to be responsible for his gene pool continuing they're like how am I supposed to get it out he goes you know how it works watch this cartoon oh man yeah so uh after his death I I it does not say how they extracted it but the intention
4:16 obviously is to continue his gene pool and therefore we can have harambe's Legend harambe too yeah uh continue does anybody is is everybody like that's positive news or does anybody feel like there's any weird I like it when gorillas do sign language that's the coolest ████ ever still back on Coco he's like ████ around there dude Coco did sideways a whole new species of gorilla that is bred in captivity and they can communicate that'll be the coolest it's like Planet of the Apes almost you know how like you know how that turns out tragic and ████ Ah that's the movies in real life you want to make a ████ ton of slave Apes that can communicate you went there I just want immediately you shouldn't have done that
5:06 man yeah why'd you go there dude I'm making it too real I just want I just want death Apes death so you're gonna blow their eardrums out too well they're doing sign language I'm assuming they're deaf because they can't speak you know the news people can hear the news people they hear and they can translate you can still do sign language even if you're not deaf yeah it's not a prerequisite yeah really yeah oh ████ I thought that the reason why they do sign language is because they're deaf gorillas what does that mean ████ oh unless you are breeding them in captivity to not hear oh it's kind of like when you get a goldfish and then you want them with a big big eyes or the big big butt or whatever big big butt yeah there's goldfish with the big big butts that's weird he's like give me the ones with the big butts
5:56 ████ goldfish with big boys there's goldfish with like the brain just popping out of their parents and ████ you see those goldfish that's not a butt yeah there's like weird goldfish you guys every kind I know you're talking about I'm just a big butt I can't imagine I've seen the brain ones yeah the brain ones that's what I'm talking about big eyes big brain no there's one with a big but I'm good there is there is so what does that mean like the fin is fat no it's like a fat booty like a big butt uh goldfish that even works yeah part of it is the butt if there's like a there's like a tail it's behind the tail oh so it's this and then just a big ass yeah it's a it's a goldfish from Brazil like they have a nice zip it but uh it's a Brazilian Arrow isn't a Brazilian goldfish it's called Brazilian koi yeah
6:46 everybody's just trying to actually imagine a ████ goldfish with a GI ant I think that's why we're all just silent thinking about this giant asked goldfish if we could all draw as good as you we would have it all later here's mine draw that for us Sharpie you're gonna draw a goldfish we have the Sharpie let's see it oh my God it is manifesting right now a big butt goldfish damn that's so good don't draw it too good Joe's gonna jack off to it hey I'm trying to preserve my future [Laughter] it's kind of like the Goldfish from it definitely looks like a penis right now oh that's a booty yo
7:39 goldfish yeah I went SpongeBob's butt comes out yeah yeah I don't know I mean like the fish don't have legs so it's just they check it out it's a giant they got a booty face I've heard of a large about bass this is a it's a large ass Bass the ball sack that's what I'm saying damn depends on how you see it I mean or like a chicken drumstick yeah I mean we could add legs if you want hey why not yeah I've already added an ass there you go there you go I'm not going to sign that one but you take it and make it hip-hop so you guys don't think that it's weird that they took this like gorilla that was like are you one of those weekends I mean are you those weak ass animal activists after he died after he died that I took his sperm to probably breed another gorilla in captivity it's it is
8:29 sad that's what's sad that's the sad part about it it doesn't yeah it's not like they're just gonna like genetically create harambe and then throw them out into like what the outside of the Cincinnati Zoo they're probably gonna bring him a cat to me oh that's the sad part where they're like perpetuating that's my assumption right like it's kind of the you don't like science this guy don't like science I got a lot of strong opinions man yeah man you know what I like he's one of those weak ass animal lovers Flat Earth a weak ass animal lover but clearly though they're they're on the side of the fence that they're honoring him and they're not like you know yeah I mean I I died I'm just kind of like but what's like to what ends it's a nice thought it's a nice gesture but also that poor gorilla like it doesn't know that it's honoring harambe it's just stuck in a
9:19 cage like you guys remember watching like Blackfish and ████ like that with a ████ Tilikum ████ whip did you flip them upside down there Jack them off grabbing he don't ████ know he's got 36 children whale and like 16 other nations that are doing the same slave ████ and he doesn't know that you know yeah but do they do they think they want to know like do they like in the wild do you think they're like have a relationship with their children like they're just like yo Anthony that's my kid do they want to know you know um like I don't think that's very complex that that that come was used for other purposes yeah maybe he was just getting a bunch of like weird in captivity hand jobs and he was down for that I would have been but the documentaries and all the stories talk about how they kind of are in like suffering and like getting like mentally crazy and stuff like that because of like how terrible the conditions are does it go have you seen the jungle I guess it's uh I guess it's debatable wasn't Blackfish kind of a satire
10:11 it was a satire of Free Willy
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