0:05 And welcome back to a very ancient episode of the Careful Boys where today we're going to talk about these recent discoveries and findings of the pyramids. that what's what's one? Pyramids, how did you know I was going to say that? Because that's recently what they just found that there's these shock absorbers and just said recently discovered and I said ancient. That's What what kind what kind of I knew you were talking about that. They have shock absorbers? Did you hear about that? So you know at first we thought it was just these dope pyramids that we already still don't know how they built them and then now they realize there's ████ like what was it? 10 stories or whatever? 2 km or some ████ worth of shock absorbers underneath so the pyramids are literally the tip of He said he said the shock absorbers is a specific potential concept but like think of like eight cylindrical like long tube type structure.
0:55 Bilstein shocks. And then they also and then they also have like spiraling potentially staircase coil overs coils yeah that go down and then from there they're like on top of two like 80 by 80 m like all terrain tires. box structures so it's like the literal concept of what the pyramids we thought these structures were like the they they maybe like the tip of the iceberg. Oh, like the literal like there's way oh ████ You heard that it was supposed to be a power plant? I did hear that. That's what they said this further further push like reinforces that theory. For aliens? Power plant for aliens? No. Not necessarily for aliens but it definitely reinforces the idea that like there was a much more advanced civilization that did this. There's Cuz they said that it's not a tomb. Cuz that's what they that's what
1:46 they thought it was like catacombs, right? They're like while for one why is there no beautiful artwork? Cuz they're like every tomb has Yeah. So they think it's a temple or something? No, it's a power plant. Power plant. Power plant. It's sustainable unlimited energy. They call it Tesla type. Do you think they harness the power of the cosmos? I don't know what that is, dude. Like the stars. Like star solar. Cuz it used to be covered in gold, right? No, I think No, it used to be covered in white like limestone Yeah, limestone. And they used water. It used water. So back then they said that it was built on like a is it is it called an aquifer or like when it's a underground river? Yeah. Yeah. And then there's a water source that goes underneath it from the Nile itself. Mhm. And then so they're saying they would create these like giant like
2:36 space areas within it that like when the water would create sound vibrations it would like mold it to a certain frequency so that it would be able to like rhythmically produce a certain type of energy that would be converted through the stone stone like the granite, the limestone, things that were like brought in from hundreds of miles away type ████ and then it would turn it into a Daft Punk song. Yes. that like was like somehow connected to this like invisible electromagnetic energy that would be able to produce unlimited energy sustainable reusable Did they use it for light bulbs? What did they use it for? Who knows? That's the thing. What if it just be porn? Like you know how like Aliens found like what humans oh my god they came up with all this technology and then they go oh 40% of the hard drive was porn. Dude, imagine it's just
3:26 a huge record player. It's like oh we get loud music from this these They've been having massives. Yeah, EDC dude. It was all for EDC. Like as simple as like the idea of like you know when you're it's it's I don't know if it's like the potato with a light bulb in it or like when you like touch something with like some sort of electromagnetic energy and then like it it passes through your body. It's like if the earth is one large living organism so to speak then it's like same thing like energy can be passed through the right proper frequency and or Cuz the earth has a electromagnetic field. Exactly. So so imagine if like everything here just can be powered. So maybe they did have this ancient civilization did have a version of electricity just to power vibrators. Or just civics. Egyptian civics. All these freaking chicks are sitting on this thing.
4:18 Like if Patrick's sitting on this ████ mysterious black thing. Like what is this? What is this little thing? Pony horse he's sitting on. What is that? Yeah, who knows? wondering is like why did the technology just disappear? Cuz it's it's like the Egyptians been there. Do you guys believe in the theory where like you know like the way that it's taught in school it's like humans I think been around 40,000 years or whatever and it's like this is this chronological time where there's this other theory I forgot his name was ████ Graham Simon or some ████ or Hancock it where he's talking about how like civilization has started and ended many many times already so it's not actually this chronological thing. It's like what we're finding that we think is pre-dates this has actually probably risen and fallen and
5:08 then has many other civilizations stacked on top of it so we kind of have to like That that's what they we went to go in Mexico City we went to go see the temple of the the the temples the Teotihuacan or something like that. Tenochtitlan? Teotihuacan. Tenochtitlan? And my whole thing was like when we got there there so there's just giant pyramids everywhere, right? You go there and you're like oh these are the Aztecs. They're like not the Aztecs, not the Mayans. These ████ were way before. They were Were they Olmecs? Uh I think they don't have a particular name for them except the Teotihuacans or something. I'm butchering it so I'm sorry. But um their civilization had rose all the way up, fallen completely and then the Mayans and the Aztecs were like yo what the ████ is all this? Like This is cool and it also became the model with how they built their own cities. That's that's the same concept
5:59 of the Egyptians because like everybody thinks like the pyramids are like the ancient Egyptians. It's like actually no there's an ancient civilization before the Egyptians cuz when the Egyptians came there that was already a relic. They said the Sphinx is older than the pyramids, too. And they're saying that when you go to every spot in the world that has like pyramids or structures that are like like how did this get here? Who what is this? They always have a story about like you said like people the indigenous people that live there brought it up, smashed, they died whether it's natural resources or in-fighting and then another civilization come by and they built on that. So it's like Indonesia has their own version, UK has their own version like everywhere across the world they have their own like crazy technology that they just can't figure out. So it's just like the human experience all
6:49 across the world. Like Graham Hancock has a really good show on Netflix where he does that where they go from all over the the all over the world and they look for these sites. Is that ancient aliens? No, that's the Giorgio Tsoukalos. The pyramid you went to Rob Schneider was there a um was there was the unique thing I forgot one of them it was like if you stood somewhere sunlight flashes a certain way or is it like a sound or echo? Yeah, so so the echo that was one of them where they built they built their pyramids and their well their pyramids are temples cuz I didn't know that. They're either temples or they're catacombs from like that era or whatever. That's what they think they are. That's what they that's what they're saying but but basically I went to the same one. Yeah, you probably went to the same one. When you go like this it goes ping. And it's for this bird that they the I forgot what they're in Guatemala now. I forgot what it's the blue quetzal or
7:40 something like that. Those blue birds. Yeah, the blue doyers. They would take their feathers and then they would make their headdresses out of them. So like all the warriors would wear them and all that. But they would stay they figured out a way to position each temple and to have the acoustics the right way where they could clap and it makes the sound of the bird from that temple and then the birds would come to those areas and then they would capture and take the feathers. Like this is what they came up It's a farm. Exactly. And then they found a way to position everything where if somebody was standing in the center of like I guess like the town hall which is a just a giant square. Everyone's on their temples from all across. So it's giant. That person standing in the middle could talk at like regular voice and everybody could hear it and they did the experiment for us and you're seeing all the tour guides do it with their with their with their groups.
8:31 Cuz it's all vibrations. Yeah, exactly. And they're just talking normally and you could hear it like she's standing right next to you and it just doesn't make sense cuz they're physics they must have known to make that acoustics. That's probably like when you hear a ghost that's probably what it is. It's just acoustics. It could be from a different part of the ████ room, right? Like you really don't know but they That was the first fear. They did yeah they designed all that and then you're like what is going on? Like how did they come up with this? So it could really just be that like these humans were just way more advanced. And they even knew that like depending on what star equinox when you look at the stairs a serpent comes up with the shadow. On the side of the stair it turns into like a like that yeah. So all that ████ was planned I'm like how do you plan for something so massive but then you're like also
9:21 you don't ████ it up. Yeah. Because they they probably used the stars to like map things out. But they also said like they the way the the tour guide was explaining this to us is like this pyramid over here was the first one. We know this because it was all ████ up. They built it and then like half of it was ████ up but then their second pyramid they built is just way sicker. It's way cooler, you know? So it's like yeah you hear that and then they they can point out specifically you could tell by this rock formation why this is all ████ up over here. Like they they messed up but then over here it's wider, better. So it's a it was pretty cool to see all that go down but then you realize you're like if I had to build a ████ pyramid I don't think we could do this at all. At the same time, you do hear like their logic of how they built certain things. They're like, "We're going to build this pyramid cuz that mountain back there looks like that. Like, we're going to build it just like that." Okay, cool. And they just built it like that. So, Yeah, but you think they all got like
10:11 risen right now and then we was like, "Hey, you guys did some sick stuff. Check out our Burj Khalifa." You know what I mean? They would have been like, "That's crazy. Is that the Tower of Babylon? Like, that That's pretty high up there, you know?" Like, they got to see some wondrous things today, too, right? Yeah. Well, I'm I'm fairly impressed with the things that we've been able to Oh, we smoked them, dude. We smoked them. it just depends on like the function. So, like, if the pyramids were like truly created for like limitless energy for the entire planet, then yeah, I mean, a giant shopping mall is like different. Mhm. But they don't Yeah, they don't Like, if if uh those native folks were to see like a carousel with like all those horses and stuff, they'd be like, ████ That'd be crazy to go, "This song sucks." In a mall? That's what they'd be thinking. I do kind of subscribe to the the idea of
11:02 like ancient civilizations that like rose and fall and then like the most pre-date ones that we understand or have proof of that we can actually like bring some sort of logic to are just the most recent of the ancient civilizations that just existed. Cuz like, when we think of like the Roman or Ottoman Empire or anything like that and see remnants of like you know, this is our kind of most ancient gangster civilization. They They were doing things that like bewilder our understanding of the world today, right? With it whether it be like water, you know, ████ ducks and and and gladiator forums and and governance and like different things that like really shaped who we are today. And now we're building off that. It's like where did their inspiration come from? What like what did what did they
11:52 potentially discover that like helped them lead to that what they became? So, something crazy must have also existed before them that inspired them. Very possible because if you're saying that like the ancient are are like ancient understanding of Egyptians came and the pyramids and the Sphinx was already there so that they had some form of like deity that like they were building their like purpose and reasoning to continue building greater things with. Like, there's there's got to be How far back can that Atlantis. Because Yeah, cuz Play Was it Plato or Aristotle? No, one of those guys. He went to Egypt and that's how he found out about Atlantis cuz that's when that's Egyptians were like, "We're actually not from here. Like, we were we're from Atlantia." And then that's our that's our history. Yep. And then that's when they he went back to Greece and then I don't think he even wrote about it. He told the story and one of
12:43 his like minions wrote about it. Did he talk about Hermes Trismegistus? You know what I'm talking about? Damn. Never mind. What is that? Huh? Is that a Krispy Kreme? It's a mythological figure of a being or a man that is basically the What is it called? The representation of wisdom, like complete wisdom of like the Atlanteans, the Egyptians, like knowing everything about like God and everything. It's like this is one dude. He's also a bag maker. Hermes? Hermes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, look it up. Look it up. That's where they got it from. Fine handbags. He also has wings on his feet. That him? That's Hermes. That's Achilles, no? Oh. Wings, bro. He's the messenger god. On the feet? Hermes. Oh, tripping. That was Twitter. Didn't Achilles have Didn't he have feathers on his That whole thing is like a rabbit hole. If you guys look that up,
13:35 uh hermeticism. Hermeticism? It's basically Yeah. Like, he's the god of wisdom or the the figure that interesting. It does blow my mind though cuz like if you think about the ancient ancient religions that's like surviving now, it's like Hinduism. Like, all the old school ████ like um Sumerian. That's like one of the first civilizations that we can kind of like identify as the first one to have writing and all that. But even their religion's pretty wild. Their religion is like, "Yeah, there were aliens and they came down and they didn't want to work so they they bio like they engineered us." Yeah, they like biohacked us into like slaves. We're just the slaves now that mine gold for them. But then some of them fell in love with us. Oh, and we became Asians. Like, aliens and humans. Okay. We're a
14:26 Ancient Asians. Yeah. No, isn't that was a theory cuz like why do Asian people they're so Why do they look like ████ aliens? Yeah. We do look like aliens. Do you think we look like aliens? Look, you can. So, you think aliens look closer to Asians? Yeah, look at a gray alien and an Asian, dude. For sure. That cuz it's like slanted almond eyes. Oh. Slanty, is that a thing? Yeah. And they have like weird big old heads. We are good at math, too. You know what's a crazy concept? Let's say and and this is obviously what people fear and hate this ████ as well. Like, think about like Elon gets us to Mars, right? Our first like 100 years of like trying to colonize that planet, like, sure. But like, 500 to 1,000 years from now when people like the dust of our bones have flown away, he's just going to be like that planet's deity.
15:16 Like, what what's what's the difference between You know? Like like what was Caesar to people at a time or what would when Jesus was walking the Earth, like it it's You think Elon's going to be that guy? If he gets us to Mars and the Mars colony is like 100 to 200 or 300 years old and the whole reason why that our species exists on that entire planet and somebody grows up and they're like, this is their whole world. They don't even like Earth is a myth. Earth Earth to them is like the pyramids and like the questions that we don't understand. They had water. pornography. That was their biggest export. Imagine being like, wait, like you could just see water as far as the eye could could see and you could you could like jump in it and submerge yourself. That ████ would blow people's minds. You know
16:06 that there's a belief of humans actually came from Mars and not from Earth because our circadian rhythm and internal clock works with that cycle, that lunar that that What's the cycle? Is it like We don't we don't operate like on a 24-hour That's why we got Daylight's Savings. That's why. That's why. But whatever their like thing operates on because you know they're bigger and all that stuff, that's our internal clock. There's those remote viewers that basically was like transporting their mind into thinking like, "Oh, in Mars we were human. We were there." What do you say? This says ChatGPT, "On Mars, a day called a sol is about 24 hours and 39 minutes long, which is a
16:56 challenge for humans whose circadian rhythms are naturally aligned with the 24-hour Earth day, but we don't have to believe it." Or maybe we maybe we grew accustomed to it, but maybe we're meant to be 24-hour 30-minute difference, not bad. That's not bad at all. we could we could swing that, bro. Cuz after 100 years, What is Yes, it it our circadian rhythm is primarily influenced by the 24-hour cycle of light and darkness on Earth. Doesn't mean that we didn't come from Mars and adapt to it. But the remote viewer, when he was asked to go back, um he didn't even know that he was remote viewing Mars, but he told all the stories about the dying planet. They had to go. there's hella water there back then. They found pyramids on Mars. They have a bunch of ice caps. Wait, they found pyramids on Mars? There's
17:46 full oceans on Mars, apparently. Really? They're just covered in the red dust, but they're like frozen locked ice capsules like underneath like a Do you think it's ever going to unfrozen? No, because the planet died. The story is that The story is that the the Earth was still like a young planet and then Mars was a thriving one and then when Mars was a dying planet, it was ready to like go, they had to send um people out of Mars to look for places and Earth was like the best. And as they got the Earth ready, um the people that were waiting in Mars, they died. Wow. So, why are we trying to go back to Mars? Cuz Elon's stupid.
18:39 That's crazy. Cuz Elon's stupid?
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