0:00 [Music] so uh nick what does ob gyn stand for uh vagina doctor good that's all what's the actual is it that's an acronym right all i the gynecomastia i know college colleges oh oh optional gynecology that's what it is it's elective you know it's an elective it's like peace christian and gynecologist but what's the yn like yeast infection i think that's the gynecologist gynecology why they do that's not an acronym it's like short form because ob gyn ob is the the give me that lady gotta play take a
0:56 oftentimes like old men see that we always i always thought that and i always thought that was wrong whatever that is they got to cut that out yeah they're hella horny you know okay like can you imagine these ████ going to medical school and they're like man all of these things ████ whack brain surgery is a ████ yeah see i gotta learn like who's that guy because the amount of work you have to do to be ob gyn is probably immense like i gotta study ████ all day everyone says you should follow your passion i like ████ i'm gonna follow it and then they realize all this other stuff like oh it's a broken ████ it's like smegma it sounds like you're ob gyn now bro like i don't want to do that one your vagina doctor now that's the medical term yeah i know right doctor i broke my ████ it's like
1:46 i don't want to see a lot of broken ████ such a weird prank can somebody come here with the washed car hello i love the ████ moment where you're choosing you're like brain dog and that's ████ and the thought that like if you become an ob gyn you always see the most perfect and it's gonna be like a sexy funny that's such a funny well um this this particular obgyn uh plans to open a floating abortion clinic to help those in states with restricted access to care like literally floating yeah floating castle yeah like a ████ raft it's not water water it's like a miyazaki movie because of international water water whoa that's for real yeah
2:36 you got a jet ski it's like not state run waters like federal water so it's a ████ boat behind the floating ████ clinic [Laughter] broken ████ clinic going on cruising the smegma clinic so they're all like ████ carnival carnival presents don't try to look into the ████ ████ and the boat's ████ rocking like this the whole time and the girl she's all like [Laughter] what the ████ it's planned parenthood on the sea dude that's fire someone got to do it that's a dope cruise someone gotta do it there's plan b and plan c dude it's plan c thank you thank you as abortion rights are being stripped in several states throughout the u.s some ob gyns uh abortion rights advocates and others are focusing on how to make abortion accessible and safe for those who live
3:26 in states where the procedure is restricted or banned this is gonna create a new market dude the situation has led to some outside-the-box thinking or outside of the land uh including most recently plans by an obg01 to provide abortions on a ship in federal waters wow the brainchild of dr meg autry an obgyn and professor or professor at the university of california san francisco who founded the non-profit project prowess which stands for protecting reproductive rights of women endangered by state statutes damn oh prowess isn't a nice acronym yeah way better than ob gyn that's good that's really good branding that's that's yeah i mean that's how you do that industry can take note audrey is uh currently raising the 20 million dollars needed to secure a ship that would be retrofitted to
4:17 serve as a floating representative take the queen mary they don't know what they're going to do with that ████ yeah dude get rid of the ████ queen mary that's it it's state-owned yeah it's doc i love the queen mary dude during halloween you go there for like is it haunted is it really haunted it's it's not the berry farm really haunted though hey dude didn't people die on queen mary yep is that a high school dance there we had high school dancers we had our high school dance at the ████ california science museum you get to take the picture with the ████ electrical in the hair no we didn't even do that yeah you know so yeah the uh the reproductive health clinic uh is meant to have volunteer providers offering low cost or free
5:08 surgical abortions up to 14 weeks along with contraceptives testing and treatment for sexually transmitted infections and vaccines or vaccinations that's really nice yeah that's honestly pretty fun yeah she austria has actually been an ob gyn a productive a reproductive health provider for 30 plus years and is an army veteran says she's no stranger to anti-abortion sentiment and could see that the country was heading towards roe v wade being overturned quote rights were being eroded progressively over the years then the dobs decision was leaked and it's like this is happening even then there was a silver a sliver of hope you just kept thinking in your mind this can't be true and when it hit it was devastating damn yeah i just thought it was really cool that people were trying to do this and you know still figure out ways to legally support people that you know just need the help are the people who like perform
5:59 abortions in hospitals are they ob gyns is that what the person is uh i don't know i don't know i don't think all the time i feel like obgyns are um they specialize in that so abortion clinics happen sometimes at like uh other facilities and stuff right can abortions happen uh at like regular hospitals or anything i have no idea but i do know that ob gyn specialize in the female reproductive system so whatever facility they're doing it at they probably are under the supervision of the ob gyn yeah they have to be you think this uh cruz is gonna have free pizza and ice cream yeah dude that's so sick you get sucked out of here you're just gonna eat pizza you should have the amenities i think i think it's kind of like when you go to a dentist you know and then like when you're a kid you're just like ████ i
6:49 hate this ████ and then they bust out the basket full of toys and stuff and then you can ████ read a highlights magazine the thing where the beat follows the message yeah so then i'm just kind of picturing it like maybe it's like a cool cruise you know like it's kind of sad you got to do what you got to do but then afterwards you get like free vanilla ice cream or something man how many people are going to afford to even pay for that like those states are poor got doing like a duffy bill or something thinking like a businessman i was just thinking like maybe it's a non-profit or something yeah i wonder what the price breakdown is for that yeah you mean in terms of the ship well the experience the experience because like i don't know how like you got to get a ████ dizzy pass like fast pass to get there at the front of the line yeah yeah you know is it crazy to ask how much abortions are is that a crazy well i
7:39 think they're offering services using like funds and stuff like that for like i thought planned parenthood does that ████ for free it was like it was like 300 something something like one well i mean like if you can't afford it all right so real quick just so that we don't sound absolutely stupid let me clarify some second semester abortions run an average of twelve hundred dollars late term abortions can be even more at three thousand damn why is it so good pappy was free dude no not plan b that's the day after i'm talking about there's an abortion pill when you're in your first trimester oh yeah dude when i was at when i was at cvs there's a sign that says you can only buy one plan b per day or something like that because i think people are buying them looking for more than that people i think people were like buying them in bulk yeah because of the road yeah for sure which is kind of ████
8:30 crazy you know but abortion bill is 289 dollars whoa that's crazy and that's first trimester so just be clear ob does stand for obstetrics or obstetrician a physician who cares for women and their babies during pregnancy and childbirth the gyn stands for gynecology or gynecologist a physician a physician who specializes in treating female reproductive conditions i thought obj one answered for official baby guy you know official baby guy obgyn kenobi wow um he's just watching the show that's why it's fresh on his mind let's see uh when should a girl first see a gynecologist age 13 to 15 uh blah blah blah how much does the ob gyn make that's fun 208 000 have you guys seen a dick doctor before no yeah dude i had to yeah because you had
9:20 the surgery i thought it was highly weird what is it called the dick doctor urologist you're wrong yeah oh i just googled dick doctor dick doctor yeah and it looked up andrologist is a urologist andrologist that's like our ob gyn urologists treat patients of both genders and for urinary problems as well as male reproductive issues andrologists are the male equivalent equivalent of gynecologists focusing entirely on male reproductive issues i was going to say like yeah let's say you go to an and drop and drop oh that's the student who's also like study brains penis no no no no no no no this is just me oh okay imagine like one of us go and we have like because girls got to do their ob gyn thing right so i'm just trying to like relate like all right i got to go do my thing get my dick check whatever whatever and what if this
10:12 guy or girl ████ they check it they go oh that was pretty sick and i'm like oh damn dude because like if they see thousands of dick and mine kind of like goes oh that's kind of dope dude like i think that would make me pretty like feel pretty cool so like she's a guy or a girl who's saying this right that's kind of dope dude she goes professionally speaking yeah you got a great dick hey just you know i've seen thousands of dick before yours is dope though because i'm imagining that doctor they chose to be a dick doctor because that's their passion is like i love that i'm gonna ████ i'm gonna make my passion my dream and they're gonna follow his dick dreams right mike so then the doctors did the opposite when he saw mike yeah you really was well because yours was mutilated right
11:02 dude you lost your dick right in third grade you got it cut off right right yeah it looked like one of the twisty churros at the fair he doesn't know about your day tell him about it no it's it's because i i didn't get i didn't get circumcised until it was like 12. so then you're the great age to do it and then they accidentally cut the whole thing off crazy dude you have to go see the urologist and then the urologist like it's it's a i remember having the same exact question and i asked my dad i was like what makes a guy wanna like look at dick all the time and then my dad basically broke it down really simple was he like he's a gay [Laughter] you have to suck it my dad's japanese he my dad just said he just said you just go where the money is that's it he goes like he goes that's probably right he goes they're gonna pay more for something that less people are gonna do
11:52 and then since then ryan's been obsessed with dicks follow the money son i fashioned myself as an amateur dick doctor myself amateur andrologist but yeah he the the dick doctor just like was crap like handling myself wow well because it's because it's it's so clinical that he's not going to be delicate he's just like okay let's see here and he just started it's just like so and if you're uncircumcised you have like so much skin all the way to the thing the first thing you did just pulled it back like if you've never i've never done that i didn't even know i got to do it you're like that's like getting a male cherry pop yeah i didn't even know i could do that i just pulled the whole thing back yeah wait how did you do that when it's not like erect you just like hold the tip and literally yeah you ████ unroll it like a sock bro
12:42 exactly don't be looking at me like you're angry dude that's making me feel no my ████ wasn't cut when i was ████ 48. i'm uncircumcised so i know [Laughter] you
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