0:00 and then when the groom gets in gets in a fight with like the bride's like family or brother or something that's when gets crazy I'm saving this love is blind we're going to do don't even around dude you love it dude quit your job quit June sell it watch Love is BL you're [Music] welcome welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about the greatest reality shows of all time reality yep what you got anthy what do you watch watch what we're watching why we're watching it how much we love it you watch Housewives oh that one show where um all the guys had to find the uh the straight guy that was the best you introduced that one to me that's the best show I've ever crazy really am I
0:51 getting it right I can't remember if it's backwards or not wait so they all they're all gay yeah they all act gay they're all gay in One straight guy or is it the other way no one of them they're all straight guys but they they're trying to get the gay guy right no no no they all act gay right but like uh let's say they's six guys five of them they believe the other five are all actually gay right so so all of them think that they're the mole they all playing gay chicken at all times they're trying to find the gay the real gay guy is yeah but then like so then five guys know that or all six guys know that one of them is the real gay guy so like they're in the jacuzzi but they're all trying to disguise themselves as gay the whole time time and then I think it comes out later that they're all like all straight for real that's so good like so imagine in jacuzzi were they like kissing and ████ like well just
1:41 like taco with wine or something you're probably like it's kind of in your way like something like that something like that but basically they they were for a whole season just all these straight dudes were acting gay and they were they were kiss they were kissing and ████ too yeah all of us act straight but like one of us here is actually gay that's true and we all know it is what's the name of that show I can't remember what it was called man so funny also the average Joe was a really great reality show was a great show Average Joe which was that one that was when the Kristen wig was on it and no one knew who she was so it's a it's an entire yeah it's an entire setup thing where this this dude thinks he's on a reality show competitively with other people but they're all actors and they create these Dynamic elements to see how he would respond as a competitor only he's the only guy out there that thinks it's a real show oh but the whole thing's a setup so they put him through
2:32 all these challenges and stuff sociologically where like some people team up against him whatever to see how he reacts and he ended up being the nicest guy trying to bring everybody together trying to like nurture everybody and be so friendly that's like jury duty and then at yeah oh jury that was a great show but at the very end at the very end they end up telling him like Hey man like so all these people are actors or and it just like he just started crying because he really like cared about everybody it was ████ dope your life was fake yeah they tried to do a second season but then like it didn't work out like that at all you remember the show Joe Millionaire yeah yeah Joe Millionaire was the right so they took an average Joe and they pretended he was a millionaire so just put him in a tuxedo and had him like stand in front of jets and ████ and then all these ████ was like oh my God so ████ fine I want to F and then basically like he he like did
3:24 jacuzzi dates all kind of cool dates yeah he was pounding out all kinds of and then he basically got with his chick named Darla Conger I think God damn my memory is good and she first and last name wow you know what I mean and she like dumped him after she found out he wasn't a millionaire cuz he lied the best dude does that's a crazy pretense at the end he tells them his real salary and who he really is and then it looked like it was like oh well she still loves him but n what if his salary was like I make 300K a year they're like oh you're ████ broke did he Jesus Christ kill myself did he end up winning a million dollars after that or something I don't think it was a prize it was just like hey get your heart broken in front of everybody show everybody you're a greedy gold diing ████ I liked um Joe's versus
4:14 Pros or Pros versus Joe's oh is that a reality is that reality videos was that one it's the one where they have like all these dude like I used to play a quarterback in high school and I'm ████ tough dude and if they would have just give me a chance would have went pro and then you have him go against like actual like ████ Mark Maguire whatever to see where they stand to see what they stand they just get destroyed oh that's T Hall of Famers is not no there's a where's one of them against what was that baseball player Sam yeah and then like there's one where like they rushed the mound they rushed the pitcher mound and then the guy is like ████ the pitcher is like 64 280 so as soon as he rushes him he just ████ just tosses them over and then you see how like regular dudes out of like 510 or whatever they're like dude I'm I'm ████ badass and they stand next to a real athlete you're like oh ████ this is ████ crazy I like hey bachelor's pretty good oh really
5:06 Bachelor bachelorette that sh was pretty ████ man I love it you ever seen um the the one that Anthony was on nobody saw it I really enjoyed the uh the show alone where you going dude really what I am right now where you trying to go what are you doing oh come on you're leaving over that little thing I just said you know nobody saw your little little sh hey man don't leave don't leave driver here you're going to get a low ass rating you better cancel that sh driver here what's the longest that they can wait you're going to get you're going to get zero Stars you're going to get zero Stars great more drama been do sh get in there don't let him leave let him leave that's my ACT Dick's coming up right now this been doing Jiu-Jitsu dude is this good content this K's going to hold the door
5:57 shut the other side Merry Christmas Happy New Year's enjoy Boston traitor Tuesday dude this is a waste of content Joe doesn't like this he's getting mad arm he hates it look at Joe bler all right have a safe light dude trying to stretch Joe's face is so piss I outside a drag bag did you guys used to watch Jersey Shore I used to like Jersey Shore Jersey Shore was actually the ████ are so hot yeah cuz you like those guys yeah who's your favorite you know what I forgot that I used to actually like Jersey short like the other SL what's the other ████ name JW cuz the drama was so crazy and ridiculous yeah bro K what's up dude hey what's up what kind of reality shows do you watch um no you're you're out of
6:47 frame you're out of frame I am out of frame yeah you know some the trash ████ one of the best trash TV though is like 90 not 90 day no that's good but my Gypsy Wedding oh yeah you guys remember that I saw one episode of it it's ████ great it is so good I can't is this is it like stuff that makes you sad I can't watch Stu that makes me sad no dude it makes you happy really makes you sad cuz 90day fiance stuff I well cuz I know you guys like it so I I I would watch some trailers and it made me so sad who do you feel sad for I feel cuz you feel sad for everybody probably no no why I just no winners just feel yeah I just feel I'm like dude this guy's life so pathetic and like oh feel so bad but but the thing is it's
7:37 like watching they are not feeling pathetic they feel on top of the world they are feeling empowered these women are like I can control this ████ who gives a ████ oh no I'm I'm I'm talking about the dudes I feel sorry for the dudes I saw one clip this dudes look like roadkill trying to walk walk go across the ████ Street and then they don't even have the legs anymore the cat who pulled that Costa Rican chick or whatever the ████ that was the best yeah I mean that chick is like a 10 way out of his League 10 out of 10 out of 10 I saw this one white dude going to the Philippines to try to bag a lady but the whole whole reason why he went there was because I guess he was a little broke and a little down on his luck and he's like the Philippines would be like really good for me to like I could spend so much got cheap ████ over there yeah and then his mom and then the mom of the girl was like so what's your plan for my daughter and he's like well I don't really have that much money and he's like so you're just going to stay out here with my daughter he was like
8:27 you better get the ████ out of out of here take her back and dude that makes me go like I don't know if I can watch that it's hard because that's probably what's happening more of the time yeah like my boy can't afford it and he's like well I'm going to go get this chick on a discount and then she's like even you're brok in the Philippines way well that's why 90 days is so good because like this ████ man she's like 12 right she's a ████ 12 out of 10 mhm and like she's like this and then this guy like it takes him like 35 days for him to be like I'm not sure she's that into me ah it's like dude no matter what you can't overcome that reality huh you can't man cuz you could lie to yourself you got a pass for that's a big Power move for sure we have fans on that show really yeah there was there was one called the other way girl she was with a
9:19 Korean guy and she's she watches JK I think she's white but she she on big she went on Big M yeah but she was she was chill like it's like it's not everyone's got crazy destructive relationships and whatever yeah I think is physical 100 considered reality cuz that show it's a game show show physical 100 the Korean competition show where they get all the fittest people and they compete against all different genres like bodybuilders sumo wrestlers whatever people another one I I find really fun is uh I think it's called My 900 lb life oh isn't it is it not 600 I maybe it's up now do they always have fire department standing by to cut them out of their the house to to get them to where they're going hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces onor some of our men here uh just
10:10 know that you can get some for yourself over at the jj. uh visit our friends here at the site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff my favorite is actually the doctor I think the do the Armenian guy he's blunt his house he's St like this and just straight up and you know this F this fo has a big heart but he's so like straight up he goes maybe you should stop eating you know he'll say like they'll be like doctor I'm hungry I haven't ate since 6:00 and he goes it's 7:30 you look like you've been eating for months it's like it's just like set up for
11:00 jokes yeah he's like super matter of fact you're just so blunt he can't help do you guys like the dating reality shows like all them so my favorite reality TV show currently like love Island yeah stuff I love love Island like competition dating shows love island is actually pretty fun me and the limo love love Island we love love is blind Love is Blind is great what's fun about the love Island okay love Island is great because it's garbage human beings human trash everyone joining under the premise of like I'm going to find my probably my biggest match right but then like you know everyone gets too horny and then they just start ████ each other all over the place you know what I mean cheat on each other yeah they cheat on each other all the time res like like it's like oh Canton came in and like I really like can we had a good connection I like how dainty and small he is and I'm such a big man I
11:50 could easily pound can on my ████ and it's no problem and then another little dainty Boy comes in I'm like oh I kind of like this dainty boy he's a little daintier a little excited and so they just immediately abandoned ship on can the guy they've been pounding out hardcore for for weeks or whatever probably three days but then it just like they give up on it immediately and move on to the next person the best part is right after they do that they have a conversation with the other person that they cheated on they're like oh no please give me one more chance and then they try to make up for it and it's I like I like how they try to keep it above board and like I just want to let you know like hey we've had a good like four and a half days but like I'm moving on yeah I love the connection we made they're always so above board though weird I'm like a man of integrity I just want to let you know like I really moved on already so it's almost like seeing like what a bunch of like human monkeys
12:40 are capable of yes but don't watch the american one watch the British one that's the I liked Flavor of Love That was a good American one that was a really good one newk it was New York stole the show entertaining and she started socking her ass out that was great that was good that was prime time TV go she was the fun she's still today I think the greatest reality TV show start that's who you think of all the time yeah New York is Survivor considered reality 100% oh that was early 2000s reality is the core reality too Survivor is sophisticated reality though compared to today like Love is Blind today it's all like 90-day fiance style like TLC yeah the interviews and ████ like just coming up with st hey I'm a party boy what's up I'm party boy I like the party okay cool that's jackass right
13:30 well no that's like what how they introduce people on the shows he the party one oh I like fun by the way the what's the one where it's like uh Circle the circle oh is that the social media one I haven't seen it which one was that that one some it's a social media contest isn't it yeah if you want to watch some trash you want to hear a lame one that I really liked before you might know this one um what's the one with chip fous oh yeah that is good so it's like pip my ride but is it overhauled overhaul yeah it's like pin my ride but for real yeah so not like oh you like fish I put aquarium in the dashboard it's it's more like here's like this my car my dad gave to me whatever and then chip Fus has the sickest taste so he puts like a crazy like candy green paint on it and he just hooks it up like like the way it would be that would be nice and you can enter into a car show and
14:21 he's like an insane artist um and car designer he changed the car world like after that people started copying the stuff that he liked yeah yeah that was a that's a a regular one I actually like Pimp My Ride too though ride is a really good about Orange County Choppers MTV had a lot of pretty cool um reality shows yeah they did I like Punk too actually cuz you get to see celebrities in a way different light they're all freaking out or whatever you're like oh ████ yeah that was a really trippy thing to see and and like brandy was all nice and friendly did you see that one when it was Brandy and R remember and she was so sweet it made you like her so much more remember seeing this one I think it was like Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift and I think they're both under 18 at the time wow and then they're supposed she was supposed to go visit Justin Bieber or whatever and they're looking over at a balcony and I think Justin Bieber was in on it and made like Taylor Swift
15:12 either shoot piece of dynamite or something and it lands on this yacht where they're having a wedding it blows and the yacht blows up and you see the bride and the groom start jumping off the boat and you see T just start freaking out like oh my God what that's Andrew Santino you know that he's the he plays I think he plays one of the guys on the boat that's like a Vince McMahon versus Stone Cold Steve Austin move yeah cuz Andrew Santino was one of the actors on Punk he would always be in all the punk situations like he was like one of the guys yeah oh he's probably such a good straight man huh yeah I think he even made some of those with Ashton back then dude that's so TI yeah I like seeing ████ like that you don't see the you don't see slbs in that light Love is Blind though today right it's a show where people propose to walls nothing will beat that show to me because it's so vapid so stupid there's nothing less
16:02 IQ a lot of people talk about it right now it's TV you can't turn away you can't turn away you can't turn your a blind eye when Nikki falls asleep I'm like wake up ████ wake up you ████ ████ wake the ████ up I take the smelling salt I put it under her nose you got did you watch the last season yeah I'm almost done okay so I I I was watching a little bit with Tiff cuz I can't watch it for too long cuz then I'm like dude this is ridiculous I can't remember love is blind or Love Is Love is Blind is BL so the premise is there's two couples they're trying to date each other but they're talking through a wall and they're like and then they literally fall in love with each other for like 3 days they're like oh my God you love the color green I love green I'm wearing green right now and it's like oh my God we're going to get married whatever never had a connection like this there was this one guy who was like yo I have a kid right and that's all he pretty much said to her but this dude has two kids with this I guess this lesbian
16:53 chick that he was ████ around with the first one they did like uh like IVF or whatever and then he started having with her had another baby and then as he dates this chick and they decide that they want to get married orever he's like you don't want to have a baby and she's like I don't really want to have babies yet this is like the first like two weeks that they're with each other right they known each other eight days and the whole time apparently he didn't even tell her that he has two kids when he really has one and like this is the level of ████ that that people are doing on the show and it's like dude you're on TV like you think they're not going to be able to know like you're so dumb yeah like what happens when the show's over that's why the last episode where sitting together in those couches is so ████ good by the way as sleepy as Nikki is she might come home at 1:30 if it's a reunion episode she's dialed in ████ is leaning forward dialed in when it's a reunion everyone's adrenaline is up dude
17:44 cuz the best part of it is they'll have the current season up and then they'll have all the like alumni couples who all went through their own ████ and they're just sitting up there on their Thrones like you guys shouldn't have done that that was so ████ up and they're just like judging them the whole time oh I got to watch this you'll love it you will love it and and you and Hannah will kiss me when the next time I see me you we both will make out with it thank you for showing me the wait how many how many seasons do we got bro it's like five seasons and then they just did like one in like the Emirates or something I haven't seen that one I haven't seen that one but like they have so many spin-offs where it's like dude this is getting crazy it's incredible it's like L and Nick leche and Vanessa leche his wife they spend so much time sniffing each other's parts and explain to the audience how scientific this process is and how important it is that
18:34 everyone goes through this because when Nick Lea was dating someone very significant in Hollywood this is what Vanessa says Jessica Simpson she always doesn't talk about it like that she just says he so my my husband was dating someone very popular and very well-known as celebrity and she's like and we had to go through this process where it's like we had to break up for a while and like see if we could find each other again and like they just think this is like the scient if method for getting a nailing a relationship and it's so bad and embarrassing and the best part is that they go either you guys agree that you'll stay together forever or you you depart and say goodbye forever it's like no way in between they've known each other for like 5 weeks so like they have to go like let's get married or say goodbye forever that's the experiment and they're so proud of it like they
19:25 could be wearing lab coats and be like jerking off about it good like that's high and the whole setup is is that they get to the altar with both their families right one family on one side one family other side there's always one person that's like oh yeah are you going to say yes to me they're like I'm going to say yes to you baby somebody asks one person always says no and they're like what the ████ how could you do this to me and he becomes this whole they're like Nick where're it's like hey you g to move to Vegas and Nick's like yeah yeah yeah and then we get the alter and they like I'm out I never agreed to this I never and so you just get in that one moment a spark of Truth and that is like the best part of the whole show so you're just waiting to come the whole time you're watching this for like seven episodes Eight Episodes Nine episodes and you're just waiting to come the whole time and then by the time you do it was so worth it and then and then when the groom gets
20:15 in gets in a fight with like the bride's like family or brother or something that's when ████ gets crazy all right I'm saving this love is blind don't even ████ around dude you love it dude dude quit your job quit June be sell it sit watch Love is BL you're welcome it's good bonding dude I don't watch any reality TV you think you're better than us ████ you dude ████ you that or love on a spectrum love on a spectrum oh that's a nice watch that's a nice watch Love and spectrum is different you have to H have faith in humanity for love and Spectrum it's more love is blind is more like let's nuke it all oh that's my style that's why you love it dude so you're going to love it love on the Spectrum it makes you feel War oh that's kind of cute it also helps you realize that some autistic people are
21:05 just genuine dicks too or they're just blunt animation chick is the worst yes exactly no she's just an ass she's just an ████ she soan she want they need to Red diagnose good luck I like a guy who likes animation but also like I want him to be hot but he has to love animation yeah the best thing about that show is the voiceovers dude the best thing about that show is the voiceovers exactly he just nailed it cuz it's like it's like he likes rocks and spiders he also likes like a cloudy day the best the best episode was when that guy was uh he was on a date and his favorite thing is like hey do you like do you like cows you like you like zoos and she's like yeah I like zoos he's like well I like the monkeys I like the snakes and he just starts listening I like goats I like she's like do you like
21:56 the zoo do you like those animals and she's like yeah and he goes uh I I like the ocean I like fish I like turtles do you like the ocean she's like yeah it's like it's like real life and then you know that the people in the in the van are just like this is going really well they're just going they're just hitting these all right whereas like if we had a JK guess we just like I like the ocean I like seashell I like fish I like penguin That's Jason chenny dude that's Jason chenny holy ████ burn them right now oh my God cuz he would be like he would just say ████ just to say it like where that without the title our boy people like this gu kind of crazy he's like I like what you're saying I'm like what it's not for me and Nick we're not that deep and so we identify with the show
22:46 and that's why we love Dog the Bounty Hunter that's our number one Dog the Bounty Hunter that's our number one that's honestly that's my that's a class when I was in Middle School I couldn't stop watching it
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