0:05 and welcome back to another exciting episode of the careful boys hey yo careful boys but unfortunately this is probably the last time we're going to see steve because this gone man what the ████ i'm not happy about it i'm not happy about it well i am happy right now you're happy dude i'm leaving jk where are you going i'll probably be the only person that has the balls to leave jk in the room leave green dude but i am leaving jk forever yeah i'm not where are you going i'm going to las vegas nevada whoa i heard that place is cool can't carpool with bart why the ████ is your voice oh no dude can't house pool with bart you can't like carpool with bart when he comes back dude bart's in the view audience apparently this guy loves the view man he's a big big fan whoopi goldberg let's talk about that we'll take jk to you then we'll take it i'll be fine so
0:55 then you can't solve my problems you can't ████ leave jay gabriel yeah okay we're gonna take it over there did you know you could buy one of the places uh in trump tower really are you like like a lot of the casinos there's like a couple of floors that are reserved for you to buy and then so you could actually buy like a house or apartment in there and you could utilize the front desk as your concierge and now people are going to really think i'm a trump supporter because i live in trump towers the weirdest thing and i support his real estate business adventure but imagine the next jk studio in san francisco just because it's trump tower how about bars or any tower they really think jk's according to you live from jk news at trump tower you always got a man i hope they don't think i'm a trump guy when i'm eating trump's steak in trump tower who would have read maga hat you know like the tip of the ████ pyramid thing well do it at this ████ sphinx
1:46 land if you box or if you buy a house or or a room at the trump towers do you think you get trump merch like for free i think you ought to be able to get eggs thrown at you everybody hates me i've never set foot in the trunk tower me neither did you know there's a trump hotel in hawaii yeah i'd say they're empty is it nice it was really nice yeah i didn't even i don't even know where it is it was like really nice what's wrong with that at trump tower well people don't want to support trump right because they don't like them so i mean i was back in the day though i did a um so when i was proposing nikki right i did one of those uh what was that site where you like plug in what you want and they just rate mypooh.com uh no it wasn't about reading my own ████ thank you though it's like where you punch in like what you want and you want the like level of stars for the hotel and then it just picks it for you expedia or something
2:37 yeah it was that and and so i just wanted the deal but like for like the maximum amount of stars and all that ████ and it picked trump waikiki beach and i was like sure ████ who cares yeah and this was like just before the 2016 primary and ████ yeah it's like we're just staying at the ████ trump and like it was really beautiful i thought you're gonna lie about it where is it i never stayed there it's waikiki beach are you ready yeah no what the ████ no uh i literally just raidmapu.com was an old website where you would literally rate pooh yeah i remember that you could take a ████ and like i think there's irony i just think i just think that i'm ████ i joked around i was like really calm i clicked in it and it actually this is
3:27 the home page oh ████ oh really that's funnier the iron is funny right when you said it too i was like here comes anthony with some non-sequoia whatever whatever he's so let down the ████ that was pretty crazy stay in waikiki beach and then i got like notoriously insanely sunburned because the trump hotel gave me like um like suntan lotion yeah so i was like i don't have something in lotion it's all orange i was like yeah i was like where do i go to buy something those are like oh we have some here you go sir and like i literally put it on and like in 30 minutes i'm already burning alive it's probably made out of water it's just hand lotion so that night i proposed nicki but i'm like a ████ red lobster i love that restaurant yeah and like you know like you probably you know you
4:18 pretty much want to ████ after you do that but like i was like don't touch me ████ like don't ████ touch me like it's you're saying put that cooling aloe vera on me please exactly did you know it was coming uh then this is what's unfortunate about women oh ████ finally let's hear it geez they ████ they ████ know they she knew for like months and she even told her mom this was so ████ annoying well you knew the day and everything oh yeah no i knew exactly when i was gonna do it and where right so we flew into hawaii i had the ring for like nine months i bought it like almost a year in advance and then it got sent to me three months later because i had a design ship and then these cats sent to me and then i put it in this bucket that i used to use to remove ingrown toenails so i'm like nikki's never gonna check this bucket there's a specific do you have a lot of ingrown toenail problems i suck for some
5:08 reason at cutting my toenails so i always get ingrown toenails so i always have to seriously remove them why are you collecting them though you're a podiatrist i'm not collecting in the wedding ring bucket obviously that's why you put it in that bucket so that's ████ it to soak my foot with salt so that i can soften it so i can remove it that is the move though that i thought it was a bucket full of ingrown doesn't listen to my feelings no so so that's so that's what i used to use is this red bucket and then nikki would i used to put it above the fridge and like i knew she would never look in there so i put the ring like in a box like in the middle of that bucket and she never saw it no she never saw it but she told her mom like i don't know two months before we went there and i told her dad i asked for permission from her dad you think he ████ blurted it out no way no way no way i know he didn't i know he didn't he blurts out it's in the ████ ingrown toenail bucket no he looks good her old man
5:58 and me have a have a really cool thing i'm the only guy that he ever liked that nikki brought home apparently because he says that to me and she says that to me but but he also um he wanted me to ask permission which is interesting because my father i was like yeah i'm gonna ask for nikki's dad like nikki's dad for permission my my father's like why would you do that you're no my old man was like uh he's like yeah why would you do that because then if he says no then that sucks and i'm like no if he says no i want to know what the ████ problem is so i can fix it so yo what's the problem so we can have a nice time and a nice wedding because it is the joining of two families yeah your dad's like you're the problem my dad's like i know you it'll never work no i know you yeah if only but no but um yeah so i i proposed to nikki at waikiki
6:48 i got down on one knee i'll never forget the rest of my life and uh yeah i took but the worst thing about it is i thought i surprised her and then she tells me i told my mom two months ago you're proposing in hawaii i knew already she said that before you were on your knee i don't know does that mean she told me a week after i did it oh we were back at home oh what a sweetheart it's an entertainer you were probably sweating the whole time bro i was freezing my ████ how nervous were you imagine he's like he's like she's like oh dude i told my mom too much i do it i do it i had a straight up out of body experience yes i did too yeah did you ████ propose in hawaii too no i did it in uh malibu a point by the beach bro outside yourself right yeah well i was walking up and your boy this is why i keep a fanny pack dog i had the ring right here don't ████ you avoid me
7:38 dude you know what i mean you in that outfit too short shorts outfit in this outfit in a case yeah yeah my ████ toenail bucket case so we're walking up we're we're walking up to point doom ah we're walking all the way up and she's walking in front of me the whole time i'm like ████ you're a ████ dude you're not gonna do it like why the ████ are you you talking to her no in my head oh yeah i said that to her first and then also saying that you're not gonna say yes this guy yeah how long were you together or why would she why wouldn't you not i don't know dude i don't know why i was nervous you know like you guys are hardest high school sweethearts and you're still thinking she's gonna say no yeah dude but no but still like it is like nerve like you're still nervous you thought she was gonna say no you i i was like she's most likely gonna say yes but in your head you have to you have to prep yourself no matter what because we were at the edge of a mountain so i was like i know my contingency plan i was going to throw
8:28 her off and i was going to join she said no well i didn't like you anyway ████ i would jump off right after after but yeah i was nervous same thing i was like shaking and i was like stuttering i got on one knee and then she's like why are you such a ████ you know what she said to me she goes i can't believe you got on one knee that's what she said and then she goes while you did it she was like one little piss yeah she's like you're gonna be on the knee you little puss that's what she's saying like we tried to set my dick way down was she really shocked about that yeah because you wouldn't do that normally well she she just didn't think i was going to because i guess i had i made it she usually sucks her dick on two knees yeah i made i made a joke about like i'm not getting on one knee or some ████ like that i think i think that's what it was but she just was she took it seriously or i think it was it was either that or the fact that she just didn't think i was gonna do it for some weird reason you have to ask her i have
9:18 no idea she's a loser dude i can't wait for this guy to propose me yeah i can't wait because the chick will pick you up and she'll be psyched you know she's going to propose to me through the ring i'm a modern man i'm a modern man i want a woman in charge she's going to pick me up and suck me off after she's going to take you home she's going to walk dip me bro she's going to ████ pick me up she'll walk you through the ████ uh door front door your dad's going to walk you up to her that's right oh yeah you're gonna ask my family for pleasure yeah you'd be like hey dad will you give me away and you're done yeah sure holds in the same way passes him can they carry me across like this passes and passes you make my own rules up ████ that bro i actually have video of her carrying me
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11:50 yeah it wasn't written by it i remember so yeah we weren't careful we're invited ████ out of here dude he did a social media opportunity if you remember it was a deep pandemic time and i was allowed a limited number of people to be invited let's go dude ████ us right cynical way i can describe it we weren't careful boys yeah we're off the record and you guys weren't on the record you know you were off of it i don't i don't even know if i was in town but i heard i heard that you're i heard that your fiance in all honesty i heard that your fiance had the second place treatment which i think is really nice what's that mean oh she has a second place dancer oh oh my god dude i thought she was being treated second place no no ryan what was your review of his proposal it was actually really nice as a winner ████ dope because i didn't know either i thought he just i thought he was ████ oh my god as a winner critique
12:40 yeah like look at this both you guys are here you know was anthony's fiance staring at the quest direction the whole time or oh ████ god damn it dude she was just like they're like dancing but she kept like staring at the quest the quest wasn't even the room but she knew where they were north by northwest like mecca north by north quest she was like this little dog that's your hand signal by the way just for you ████ delete he goes yes and holds anthony and looks straight into the eyes of ryan to me and ryan's like what are you looking about what why no it was great i didn't know you were gonna do that at all i thought it was just gonna be another hey man if i was there i think i would have loved it too no dude if i was there i don't boo do you know what i mean i've been live booing the whole thing
13:33 get out while you can get some real noodles in here huh it was it looked really cute who's the most romantic ████ in this room probably anthony really yeah yeah steve for sure dude he probably would have proposed on the blockchain because tiff was like i don't think anything's gonna get on one knee so she already expected has low expectations yeah you ain't romantic if she thinks if you pull up in short shorts and a fanny pack to your proposal i was wearing sweats sir okay even i know that ████ dog and i ain't romantic it was supposed to you know what what the setting was was the setting was we're gonna go on a hike so he couldn't dress too good yeah i was gonna wear a suit she would be like oh something's up hiking but that would have been really funny though if i had a suit like let's go hiking in a boat
14:26 you couldn't go up and look at like a penguin on a hike you know with ████ suede shoes yeah you want to know an amazing and sentimental essence that came from my proposal let me see if i can find the text message hold on say it dude this was gonna make our ████ ball smell right now wait is that a good thing or a bad thing that means all the testosterone is going to leave our ████ system okay good our ball is going to homogenize my ████ wait i'm going to find it i'm going to find this text message it's going to be amazing all sterile all across ████ now i can't find did you propose over text your ████ he's like check your phone all right i sent you something i'm an airdrop right here what did you say i gotta take some notes from this dude no no no this this is this is a byproduct of the
15:16 proposal but i just wanted to share this because this man is in the room and i wanted to be very honest moment okay after my proposal ryan texts me oh you sweetheart ryan is a sweetheart bro you already know the the masterfulness of his ability to play piano and it's not something that's like a joke it's very beautiful i don't remember what i said ████ good yeah literally text me the next day he goes congrats on the engagement my friend this is just my formal offer to do piano at your wedding at whatever capacity you want well done on that proposal wow and ryan didn't even talk about it but ryan didn't add his rates because he's a professional dude you know what i mean so he was going to hit him with the bill after the wedding and he's like yo dude dude cut to the wedding though ryan's like
16:07 come don't ████ me dude that was my good improv skills on piano don't ████ me dude that was my space work on piano don't ████ with that ryan only knows how to play element only space jam soundtrack you know how important my improv skills are to me dude come on look we all know we all know via jk party bryan's skills on piano are bar none phenomenal underplays everything this ████ game also on uh on an improv level he ain't like uh i'm gonna ████ talk amazing ████ about you while singing but the point is he can take a song ████ amazing so crazy can like jazzify it but then he can also like disco it yeah disco rocky he could take like jurassic park theme song and make it into a ████ trance
16:58 song or ████ take it into a ████ death metal this is like the it's like a avatar the last genre bender of piano type ████ right so so we had asked ryan at one point to come to uh it was our kindest anniversary slash what we inevitably would not discover would be the closing of our complex at the same time and so we had asked him at our 10-year anniversary to compile uh a medley of like notable kindred songs just like some of our most viral songs that we had choreographed or danced to that like you know we either on tv had sentimental value to our hardcore fans from the origin or whatever and he literally puts his ████ composition this medley together of like intense like sickest smash mouth songs ████ yeah she was like that's like 15 minutes long yeah it's like you just didn't know you're an all-star like the uber stay you know how sick he is
17:50 dolph mistake smash mouth iris google dolls but anyways don't take away a skill the best which i also love by the way you all know how beautiful this guy ████ is and how quality it is so for him to take the most iconic songs of our entire history and put together in like 15 minute medley and play it at our like 10 year anniversary slash grand opening literally i if i was a ████ i would have been moved to tears but i wasn't a ████ i was very strong masculine man so i almost teared but the point is i would have cheered it was one of the most amazing and beautiful things that a friend has ever done and okay but that's not a real tribute because it should have been just footsteps it's like you guys made those songs like what the ████ you're talking about footsteps like swishes of shirts
18:42 ████ tons of footsteps like but like to the song sure stop talking about how big this dude's dick is like is it cool to just move on to a new concept yeah steve you've got a small dick bro ████ you yeah we gotta start shredding i mean average that's like one second like an average dig like average dixie you gotta advertise dicks dude imagine imagine though like like even just imagine that he plays imagine on piano it's like that's our ████ kid just like bro come on play the footsteps that's pretty funny though he's representing the old nike coming you guys ████ compose the badges how touchy could it be dude i'll make you a
19:32 formal offer nina's gonna say no guaranteed i'll play drums at your wedding you ain't invited anymore yeah hey dude i'll roast you at your wedding are you down you'll roast me at my wedding that's i'm first you're down unfortunate oh my god that's sick that's fun just for you man that's a way heavier you have hella aunties and uncles looking at you like they don't get any of it they're getting roasted too dude yeah nobody's safe and then right after that is the job monkey's performance yeah yeah by careful boys yeah followed by quest crew nina's gonna leave you by the end of the night dude that's gonna be crazy he was for sure leaving me the day before good damn those sexy hot boys with the masks are here
20:24 you guys are dicks we can't wait for your wedding dude oh it's gonna be lit but you have a date yet yes you better put the careful boys in one table dude yeah the table outside dog and you and you have a chair there okay you know what i can offer a chair at the campfire i'll be a server at your wedding dude i'll be a server you'll be a server i'm a good johnny i'll make milkshakes okay hey i know i'm i'm in the service industry my current work is in the services i find joe's the officiate and i'll serve you know your sous-vide steaks or whatever nick is the guy who's like he's like preparing a salad and then anthony says something he's like let's go and then the other the head server goes like we don't do that and he's like oh sorry yeah yeah what's that what's nick doing at your wedding tossing salad bro
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