0:00 [Music] police forces around the world have been increasingly investing in transforming their vehicle fleet into electric yay are they getting teslas they're getting um elec they don't say exactly zero mission vehicles better not be charging at the tesla stations because then they're gonna they're gonna take a ball space need to go back to their station and charge their own ████ back to your station nissan leaps mostly oh what oh that's not the first that's not a pursuit car at all ████ no you're just gonna you're wrong you're dead wrong you can't even catch a jaywalker on that card what's your top speed that's maybe that's like a parking ticket violation cop that's how i know this show is just talking out of its ass
0:50 because the facts are police are having all kinds of problems uh trying to chase down criminals with these cars so yeah you guys were right why don't they just go full tesla or something huh cause teslas are expensive what does the leaf look like i can't play into the monopoly yeah nissan leaf is just like a a really here i'll pull one up just a econo box that's all electric but like they're actually like a scion they're actually trying to pursue criminals and they're not able to keep that's not what i mean this is yeah for administrative ████ sure or like yeah put writing tickets or whatever sure but like not for doing anything serious like meter made ████ that car is kind of sexy though bro damn dude universe picture like this right not moving that's what it's like when cops are in it too i wonder if they did the actual math on like how much money they'd be saving ████ now because uh i know i know for a fact a lot of cops like when they're
1:41 eating lunch it's their policy to keep the car running so once they get in the car like if they get the patrol car if they go eat lunch if they're like even if they're pumping gas or they don't get water or whatever the car is pumping gas too yeah oh ████ i know you could do that no that's that's what my friends tell me they're like dude it's been a lot that to turn off your gas when you pump gas because you don't have to you could just leave it running because i thought they also have like gangster ass maintenance and tuning for their cars they do they do because they're like they're pretty much sports cars but um the fact that they just leave it running all the time i'm sure like you probably burn through a lot of gasoline right so they also gotta be ready to go well the horns and sirens apparently are really draining on the battery is that actually yeah actually yeah actually yeah so they're like baby ████ we gotta go charge them like every beep is a mile yeah so they they're struggling to fight
2:32 crime due to the evs uh as they're running out of power oh my hilarious yeah well they also chose a s█████ ████ evie they they really chose that the nissan leaf what uh what departments oh these are this is all around the uk and gloucester the gloucester constabulary because i was like in america it's gonna be americans if i saw yeah dude if you okay so they say your community crime you saw like dude ████ roll up in a leaf would you run for it i would ████ smash the police car with my car i'll just run straight into it you would crush it yeah that had to be yeah i was like there's no because americans you have to go with the american car i feel like all the other cops though have the cutest cars and they're very non-threatening yeah like oh yeah all the cops i mean maybe like in africa is a little bit different because they got like ████ straight up like jeeps and ████ and it looks crazy as mexico is pretty wild as well mexico is pretty cool but i would say japan got the
3:22 cutest cop cars man they got like they got like they got they got yeah they got mini like like mini coopers going around yeah that's why they got like those plastic shields and they don't use guns at all and they can suppress people still and it makes sense so cute they have a baton so they hit you over dude i saw how they take down people though it's ████ wild dog yeah so they use judo techniques right they'll be like so there was like this six foot big ass ████ like wrestle looking tourist he was junk as ████ he was knocking people out right and then you see a swarm of japanese ants just ████ in police uniforms right and geese like little japanese police black and white police and then they just they just surround this dude and then you see one guy coming up to him and distracting him and then it's like hella organized like they come in this one guy grab some ████ judo throws them and as soon as he gets them
4:12 on the ground like they all ████ dog pile on them like football players huh yeah and the crusher did basically it's crazy no guns man just dog piling uh so the uk government critics are saying that the uk government has announced a ban on the sales of new fossil fuel powered vehicles by 2030 but they're kind of putting the car before the horse and not really checking this ████ out very well um so that's why the critics are alive they're getting out ran on foot by criminals just imagine that you're in the year 2029 they have a huge huge ████ numbers for like gas emission vehicles and stuff like that carbon vehicles everyone tries to like hoard and buy as many of the old diesel cars as possible before they can't sell them anymore well i think the cops are counting on you know the population who are you know who are using electric vehicles also to run will also be a little bit ████ too so
5:02 it's kind of fair it's like way more so as long as everyone's slow and running out of power okay so their high speed pursuits would be 30 miles per hour now instead of like way more safe 100 something or it's just one of those things where it's like like you guys are talking about fighting they because they have electric vehicles they have really really strong torque right so that means that if they're going to get into some sort of change a leaf though not only maybe they just got to be able to catch it in the first minute other than that you're going to lose that you're thinking about being in a tesla dude i don't think the leaf has that kind of ████ i want to see a tesla cop car that would be interesting man tesla's gold cyber truck super fast mythical cyber truck that's never coming out that one yeah but then you could just smash into ████ because it's like full steel i don't know man threw that baseball at it uk streets it's gonna like hit the buildings
5:54 by 2030 um the buildings are going to be much more separated oh i understand yeah but from natural like global warming you know tesla has a uh like a kill switch where um because obviously everything that works on an electrical network that is also connected to like the internet and stuff like that like uh under whatever threat where some mass hack should take place and they can hack in and control every car every car they have a kill switch that makes it so that their every car gets disconnected from the network at the same time and then everybody's manually operating that's why i use a vpn with my tesla that's pretty cool do you know what's uh what's a toodaloo with that uh onstars like that too hon star sounds like an ancient dinosaur technically all these car brands that have it like every car like ford has their own version toyota has their own version they all have their own network team well i'm just saying in terms of
6:44 the difference between like that is regardless of the network it's like your car's still gonna run on gas that's why i only buy cars pre-1990 because i don't want the government trying to shut down my car when i'm in a high speed pursuit yeah it's nice to come you're out there that's that that's a nice new to go into 90 tacoma what are you talking about ryan that's 1989. wow they got crazy tekken 1989 put down the pre-order in 1989 just like he put down the pre-order for the cyber truck that is kind of like when you're in you know you ever see you ever got a buddy who's got like an old car like bart's favorite cars like 1967 chevelle but then they rip out all the insides and they like put all the new ████ in there it's like like omaze yeah it's like this isn't that ████ right oh maybe like here's this classic oh it drives like ████ isn't that power steering like that's the fun of it that's the
7:34 character that's the charm i mean that's eventually what i'm gonna do when i roll the window down yeah i found a when i was shopping around for cars i found a civic that someone had a 2000 civic that someone had gutted and put 2015 civic intern like bull terrier into like a full 2015 civic interior honda civic lx interior that's not even cool yeah or like the base like the si basically so i was like why would someone do this and they wanted like 13 grand but i was like yeah ████ up wow that's a good deal dude i would buy that in a heartbeat but was it like a rice rocket like oh yeah i mean it was like riced out but it was like it was a it was a civic that i wanted like the 2000 civics are cool but they had taken like a modern interior and put it into it like what now it has airbags yeah dude weirdly similar thing but a different area my brother was trying to sell mother brother's trying to sell his house and his mom-in-law has too many opinions
8:25 about show like all kinds of ████ and she thinks she knows ████ everything and she's like let me tell you big hot trend right now you paint the kitchen teal and he's like what the ████ oh he's like really and then because he doesn't ████ know she's like she's like yeah you painted teal and he's like all right like he's gonna sell it easier yeah because it's way easier because it's like hot right now everyone's buying teal kitchens and ████ not kidding by the way it sounds like a joke it's not so he goes ahead and has it painted because he's already getting the pants he's like fine here dude and then they do it and nobody wants to buy his ████ house because of the teal kitchen they're like it would have been perfect but the ████ teal it's like such a stark choice why would you pick that and he's like ah my mom thought it was a hot thing going on she saw some hdtv show thinks everyone's doing it like chip and joanna gaines did it one time so now everyone's gonna ████ do
9:16 it so short long story short he had he had her she actually offered to pay because he was like yo everyone's saying as ████ everybody's saying what an oddly responsible choice for someone with a weird opponent and not kidding he paint he paints it and he sells it within like nine days oh no way he just paints it back to what like white or something yeah it was like normal the person buys it is like dang i would have paid more if it was teal it was nothing it was like not even a grand dude that's what i'm saying isn't it so weird that like what's holding up the sale of like thousands of dollars is like 500 that's what i learned like in home buying dude so many people have no imagination that they just want a house like oh the wall it's like you could ████ paint that ████ you want turkey dude i want a turkey that's it that's the term yeah we're moving right away joe i guess he's not buying it joe's skeptical joe
10:06 only buys really old cars my next one is a datsun diesel yeah exactly older and older and older and older he's gonna start cranking cranking it to start it oh and if he even stops at the stop sign he breaks his ████ nose on the dashboard i wouldn't make these so sharp and metal no although my truck feels like i'm driving a tractor that's nice inside the windows you don't get that kind of uh visual radius anymore no because the a-pillars got to be strong now [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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