0:00 [Music] do you guys believe in Reiki or some of these spiritual healing sessions where you just lay there somebody like gives energies to you and then magically you're better the guy in that room does oh yeah can when you go like this I think placeo pretty fire wait wait someone that cat cat sit over there set Ryan you know what it reminds me of has has anyone ever done this to you when you're growing up to your knee and you're like starting to laugh stop tickling me you know that's what you heard what we're talking about yeah you don't believe in this what is that it's magic oh what's that show me it's a Dr what is it Str
0:50 say Dr Stone are you even in the camera yeah I mean I I mean I hooked up with a girl at V Beach Venice Beach you know what I mean she had crystals yeah ████ so um are you guys familiar with raiki at all I don't know what raiki is I've heard of it I heard of it I know what I think it's supposed to be Japanese but it ain't Japanese bro it got hijacked by people SK Oh by whites I think so like ████ yoga like it's Indian but it Ain I don't know what the ████ raiki is westerners adopt Eastern practi that they've been doing for thousands of years but the way they do it doesn't it's not the same it's not the same so do you think so do you know how to do it riy I don't know how to do it because apparently you have to be certified to like exactly you know what I you know
1:40 what Ricky is it's like I'm not touching you while you getting bothered I'm not touching you oh yeah there I'm not touching you right now while you getting bothered there's another big healing craze sweeping the nation yeah it's called spinal energetics okay it's almost just a even wider version of uh raiki after what is it just the thing where you go like hey yo can you crack my back no it's I'll show you exactly what it looks like when it's being done but all these people who have you know shed on it that ended up going said that as soon as it started they just couldn't stop weeping and then all of the Pains of their body left and there they had the energy of a a marathon runner the next day can you come nah dude R me on my prom night so This Is Spinal oh you may want
2:31 to go over there so you can see okay yeah yeah come over here cam watch with us ready go for it this is it she's orgasming I knew it Jesus CR D sorry okay all right what's happening yo this is ████ ████ well she's not even touching her huh no she doesn't touch her why people love to play pretend they love that ████ you play with a white kid they just you want to play pretend they never grow out of that that's one of the best takes I've ever heard they went to the dancing agency and like y we're casting for a couple uh tests so you hear you see all the buzzword she's she no she's very fluid she's like oh you see her heart's
3:21 getting mixed up here and she's feeling the healing it's like all right braked up dude that's it so Ken as somebody that that is versed in spiritual healing wow do you buy this ████ do buy this ████ I think it depends on who you go to cuz I feel like certain people your back dude there's certain people that maybe they're trying to sell you like yeah this thing works and for you to buy into it and if it works for you it works for you right it depends on what it cuz really okay this is what I really believe is there's no such thing as a Healer everybody heals themselves but what he but what Healers do is they activate you to heal yourself so whatever she's doing it doesn't even matter the but if you believe it the place works the person that's receiving it the reason why they're doing all this
4:11 crazy ████ is cuz they're releasing cuz they're healing themselves they they're actually letting go of whatever they you know what they're allowing themselves to believe that she's healing me but really she's healing herself do you guys call therapy dude think that's I think that's a spot on because it's the same thing with medicine it's the same thing with like physical all this they're just you how to do things toal yourself DIY dude well here's my here's the thing medicine I think it's different because medicine watch your mouth second of all is when I take let's say I took uh morphing morphing okay the good stuff I'm not making it happen it's happening no no no I have no control any substance you put in your body it's telling your body to go hey let me cuz there's Gates there's these gates in
5:01 your body that and when you open a gate it activates whatever chemical body are you telling me there's a monk right now that can take a ████ a ████ morphing pill and be like blocking everything the gates are closed and it's doing nothing to me I am functioning it's not ████ affecting me exactly ████ because you release your own serotonin you have your own dopamine you're these drugs but it's still a biochemical reaction yeah yeah exactly but it's activating your body to do it is if that makes sense yeah effect like you can't have that re exactly so with this they're causing their brain to believe they are their own cause and their effect yeah yeah yeah so it's insignificant with all the well whatever it takes for them to believe it I guess do they have only
5:52 fact I believe it cuz as long as it works then it's it works you know whatever that's that's the what's the sign of it working I don't know yeah I don't know the science behind it but you going be like this what is that show me that's that's the sacred Master of the healing okay well that girl was going like this this L this lady watched the movie Hook and saw the the the ████ Feast scene and said Peter he's doing it I if I can drink people to ████ be feasting she said that looks like a career I think I could trick people to make them think that they're eating when they're not bro if energetics is in any your Google searches you you would go to a person like this you know what I mean if you're just a normal person that isn't really into this stuff not for exactly energetics what is that I got a crystal that I go oh let me I'm stressed
6:43 out right now let me just rub it on my ████ forehead let me tell you something dude cuz it feels like Ice Cube do you guys believe oh go ahead if I'm going to a spinal Place spinal energetic you better touch me ████ because let me tell you something I better get some peee release you rotb I'll pay extra for that what the ████ did you do dude turn that ████ off it's too hard what the ████ was that dude don't do that again dude do you think do you think it's like hypnosis like you know how hypnosis they make them believe I yo if she's not releasing a fart if she's not releasing a good fart so that's one of the people that was like I got to take my girl here she's getting arched like that God damn and she said that what color hair is that she purple yeah she got purple hair dude trust her I'm sorry she ain't no
7:34 skeptic she's a paid act because I don't know if you guys the power enough to smell you guys may not have heard but like there was a big sweep for a while where a lot of dancers in the industry were going to these kinds of healers what are they trying to heal what do they need to heal I feel like dancers are the best people you could scan they would be like this they would just say they would just say they have like chronic back pain or chronic like muscle pain and they'd be like I got a chiropractor gone to the doctor I can't get any help and then they would go to this one lady who just did this type of ████ and then afterwards they were like oh my God it's gone really I don't know that's what they said have you been to any of those no I don't even go to the regular doctor been I've been to a thing like this where where I had like this chronic back pain and then my friend my uh the friend that I told you guys about like he did the thing on me I was like I was like all right well if it works it
8:25 works you know and then after the session I'm like yeah it actually does feel better so something in there is working I but I don't know how to explain it cuz I've been to one of those things but not this lady if it works it works man even Placebo is a real thing it doesn't matter if we believe in it or not if people are going and they're getting healed yeah absolutely but but the only the only gripe I have it just looks too lame why this is my question why are techniques like these always the most effective on people of the first world because once again it's good marketing it's good everything the way they package all the stuff is exactly for these kind of because it reminds me of the guy that was claiming that he he didn't eat food and he just did solar gazing every day to get all the nutrients that he needed to live and he
9:16 said I never eat food I just stare at the Sun for like and didn't they catch him with a Happy Meal or something well yeah well before that why wasn't he sharing his technique with lands that were experiencing famine yeah I think that they grew up they grew up and not a non-toxic environment yeah so their minds are clear to where they can try to reach for a deeper meaning with us we're just trying to fix this ████ first until we get to their ████ you know what I mean I think they just have extra money you know what you just said what I said in two SS thank you there's this document on Netflix it's called it's about a cult and this lady just she's like from Santa Barbara she was like some white lady and she was claiming she's God right one of those huh that's the whole yeah the whole documentary
10:06 first see what kind of God you are all her cold is like mostly white chicks and like white dudes and they're all claiming that she's God and they're they're just going along with everything and then she's like these are all my spirit gods and it's like Robin Williams it's like Tupac Donald Trump is one of her spirit gods like no she's ████ for sure 100 this is what she believes and everyone else like seven of them eight of them they're following this chick all around around the world and they're all believing what she has to say she's saying Donald Trump is one of my gods and then when she gets drunk she has a massive alcohol addiction when she gets drunk she starts yelling at everybody and then she'll tell everyone that it's like oh it's Robin Williams it's the god Robin Williams speaking out of me and saying all the stuff where do I buy tickets she dies okay she spoiler she dies cuz she keeps drinking this blue silver thing to help her heal from whatever issues that she has but she turns blue and she dies okay the rest of
10:58 her cult is still going on today still preaching how she's God how she's mother God or some ████ are you ████ kidding me but my point is is like anybody will ████ believe anything like like I'm I'm done trying to figure out like why it's like these people will rationalize themselves believe anything I know why it's because when you when you don't have parents anymore and you you're you have to be an adult now it's scary as ████ so you want somebody else to tell you want someone to tell you what to do LED a little bit you want yeah dude like I can see you running C I clearly can yeah I can see it happening if people really really listen what you're say dude I'm like Hey guys you're dressing just like him if I wasn't annoyed of people so easily like I would have been like you're a ████ loser for following me I would have been a really good cult leader that would be a sickest
11:48 cult move is like you have all these guys and you do a big meeting you just go like I just want to say you guys are ████ idiots she following me right now she does that in the documentary she's like drunk and she's like I wanted chicken parm this is ████ Linguini you ████ idiot and the guy's crying like I'm so sorry I got you chicken par I'm so sorry I you down my God so point is you could yell at all of them and call them ████ idiots and I think they'll still follow be there I'm trying to get rid of these thirsty ass fans i' be seeing those like cult documentaries and they like take money from them and then they ████ their wives and I'm like how wish I trick people why do Cults always turn into like a sex cult yeah always got to add sex involved to it sex thing bro was right there can't ████ no but I gotum did you see that documentary Kumar no he was this random Indian guy who was a documentary maker and he fooled people
12:39 to think that he was this Guru and he started a cult and then all these people moved their lives to be around him at the end of the production I don't know how many years it was he's like I'm just a kidding he sat everybody in front of him and he said this is you're all just part of a documentary and then they all just got so ████ upset with him a couple people were like that's pretty tight but most people were just so ████ insulted because they had like lived their entire life following him like not their entire life but like they mov their whole like ████ they quit their ████ did you see that one is a ████ dope ass documentary Che that just teaches you not to iies people man that was what he was trying to teach them he was like I'm here because I wanted you to know that it's you like you have it some people aren't built to lead like some people are just built to be followers he was actually trying to
13:29 do a good thing for them but they were so pissed you know talking about me I don't know about that I think there there's a bright side to this I feel like he tried to make it a good thing so I feel like with the healing stuff um there's people that did it originally way back in the days in other cultures like South America and India Asia whatever they had their healing methods before medicine was even a thing but then now that it's being adopted into the Western Society they take what they think they know about it and they monetize it and so that's why like there's this uptick in like energy and whatever you know I get it but then it's funny when whenever I think of them being able to heal back in the day I also remember that they had zero way of diagnosing right oh yeah yeah they couldn't even tell you you had pancreatic cancer no
14:22 stop grab my heart cancer of the pancreas yeah yeah but if you guys want to be healed my friend does it for free so do you really makes bombass egg rolls that after he heals you like he call the heal in the back if you want to doing a heavy lifting bro you were there ████ sweating just eting egg roll thanks man
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