0:00 [Music] a popular university has issued an apology for sending asian students death threats oh crazy ████ the university did harvard sent death threats to the chinese student association that's ████ really funny we just start off and say they didn't mean it yeah it was a mistake you did it or the other students on campus the university how the ████ did the college do it i will ████ kill you don't even give us more news yet let's keep on batching off ████ this morning you're going is it a school with a lot of asians like uci or university of kentucky i think it's like harvard harvard an ivy league school is it is it like a pretty high rate let's ask 21 questions i had never heard of it oh that's not california when i hear of it i'm like okay that makes sense is the
0:50 location in a place where you would think this would go down absolutely not really canada so it's in a progressive oh oh it's canada whoa that's a big school because you know canada is so nice oh toronto deathless to asians i get it really yeah exactly toronto there's a lot of asians so they had intended okay and that's important intended to celebrate the lunar new year by distributing free red packets or hong bao oh yeah yeah yeah yeah so what do they do instead just for the people watching who are maybe not asian in a couple of years you could ████ that up they're typically envelopes filled with money that are given out for celebrations such as birthdays and weddings inside the packets given to students however were pieces of paper called hell money hell money death notes is a fake currency meant for the dead yeah oh i
1:40 used to love those because i felt like i was super rich you mean the gold ones that you burn at funerals yeah there's like an emperor on there yeah yeah this is what they look like so what happened they put it in there and gave it to all the yeah they passed it out it's like a cultural enrichment like yay yeah cool we're all we're all in it together who was the person with this bright idea like they have so many chinese people they couldn't get a chinese consultant for this ████ yeah you guys gotta get chinese consultants yo uh yeah so so let me just read this anthony lee he knows all bro go to hell ████ where's our uh let me show you guys last year okay so so uh the statement reads yesterday in celebrating the year of the tiger grad house staff place red envelopes for students and residents to take in the common area however in the red envelopes there are a few gong fight choices hell money uh for the money for the
2:31 deceased which are tinges burnt for the dead uh usually used during the chinese festival uh please lunar earlier and it's polite to give crisp money which anthony has given to me it's real money two dollars two dollar two dollars hotel money no death threats here well yeah toronto hire me so they're saying i believe i do not need to further explain why receiving a red envelope with hell money is upsetting if not traumatizing for asian students who are celebrating the new year yes traumatizing though it's traumatic joe come on dude if you open up on your life ah you think oh there is a whole generation of ████ these days you know you don't think this is you don't think this is like helpful from like a like their heart's in a good place right it doesn't matter the heart's a good place i think this is cool that's why i got judged by intent i thought they said something really ████ up like i
3:21 thought they were just like get your ████ ass back to china or something like that or i'll kill ya yeah you would think that's what it is and they're like my bad i'm like oh we just intended to help you get home i thought they sent like stuffed corona viruses to all the ████ chinese students or something see that's a that's creative yeah because imagine if if you got an envelope and then you pulled out a ████ card and had a bat on it and it said see you later alligator or some ████ like see you later alligator as usual though uh bart comes up with something not even a racist writer's room could come home what are you talking about maybe because i am racist what do you think of that ████ that's it it makes it much better because bart is actually chinese there you go mm-hmm uh so yeah the the uh that's a large-scale oopsie for the school but it is pretty funny though at least they didn't mean how can you ████ up that bad boy or did
4:11 they they're an educational system like there's levels to that you know what i mean can we see who the i just i just i just want to see who was responsible what do you think he looks like how do you think it's like a master lube or something like that okay but turn your chair 360 come back as that guy all right there you go i'll surprise you i'm a white grandma i think you're gonna identify yourself that way okay that's how they talk i don't know the toronto accent it's like a vowel pokemon says its own name so the best the best part of this is uh that some people are saying oh come on it was completely intentional there's no way they didn't see it on the bills before they put them inside the envelopes and they should never been distributed to begin with i hope they find those responsible i don't like that dude like how do you how can you assume like intent well that's what this person's oh come on you know they were trying to ████ with me you know they were
5:01 you know they were like you don't know give people a chance to explain their ████ i mean it's not the first thing that that people get wrong like asian culture wise that ████ happens every ████ day on the news all i will say is this makes it much easier for people to be like yeah i really want to get involved in this because they're like oh ████ i'm stepping into a ████ minefield i gotta understand how the university might make a mistake with the intention to put like money in there but obviously they're like we're not trying to give actual money to people so we want to give this almost like that the symbolism right the intention of it so like oh well this is this is currency that's not the same as real currency of j you know chinese culture they couldn't get movie more i went to a chinese super market or something if someone could prove that there was some intent behind it then i'd be like okay but just to assume that they're gonna go through that elaborate
5:51 thing it's like the guy who's in charge of it it's like you check his facebook group he's got some ████ neo-nazi stuff and if only it was that easy i wish well here's the thing as usual i'll be the only person who's offended because i am white so i'm offended you guys thank you thanks for that yeah you guys are going to be ████ i'm offended though don't be our savior dude how dare you literally he's not our savior he's actually our critic thank you i could use some save us man [Laughter] steve is our white shield so like what would be more racist if there was uh like broken toys or some ████ if the guy leaving it if the guy leaving it at the door runs away like that oh yeah yeah that's pretty much it or they specifically meant uh actual death threats but then they gave it to even the wrong race i mean it's like to me it's like the equivalent you know you're not supposed to have your chopsticks in the food yeah
6:42 it's like so few people know that so few people exactly uh everyone knows that that's wrong do they get do they give this to all these students or just exclusively the asians yeah because or like the chinese student association that's what confuses me yeah like then how is it not in charge like how are asians not ████ funny it doesn't say but the schools also apologize too so i i think that shows that they're like oh ████ my bad that's not what we're trying to do like is this worthy of a story you know yeah in this day and age yeah yeah i guess so because we gotta spread ████ b████-ass people are these days it's like a michael scott moment oh yeah yeah yeah exactly that's exactly yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah cause like i i feel like uh it's a little tone-deaf but he means well aka if the university of toronto was the office it would be okay right but it's the university of toronto
7:33 obviously you know the the university was like hey let's tell these asian kids to go to you hell do it what's not racist enough to get everybody use their culture as the vehicle to send that message i just had to set it i just dipped the sugar for red bull ready to do some ████ you know i'm feeling very micro aggressive today let me let me ████ throw some ████ in their face you know how can we progress white supremacy this morning how are we progressing how do we subtly tell them to go back to asia i don't know yeah so a lot of people in the comments as usual youtube comments are well uh this is comic sans.com comments uh very classic of course this is all very intentional you know they're so hurt they're gonna
8:24 cry now people are getting blown up it's making sense no evidence nothing just oh of course it's intentional how many times have you guys seriously had an example though like just growing up of like people trying to make a connection but they have no ████ clue about anything asian almost exclusive right so so then you can see like can't you see it from a mile away where they're like every conversation they'll just try to relate it to chinese food or something and then that's to me that's like bridge building it's like he's trying they're trying they're trying right they're not sitting there like they're just ████ i don't know what to do you know what i love orange chicken maybe i could talk about orange chicken yeah you know like yeah you're not dealing with a scholar who understands the world you're dealing with the ████ ████ university of toronto if anything scholar does make sense right now i'm not even talking
9:14 about i'm not even talking about toronto i'm talking about in life where you've run into these examples right of like people that are just trying to connect with you i used to get really mad about that like when i was younger but then i realized it's just them trying to like you said trying to build a connection did they fumble it a little bit yeah but you know i think their heart's in a good place i think you ████ it up by going actually you racist son of a ████ you know they're racist and relating it back to the universe of toronto i don't think the dean's handling i don't think the chancellor or anybody i think it's they probably just have some sort of like like student organization probably handling it and of course you're not having a scholarly dude doing it i think there's a dumbass michael scott that's in charge of doing some like president of the stupid event yeah ████ yeah well you guys it's a white guy as the president of the chinese closer club there you guys will be happy to know in closing that the university was able to
10:05 fix this because they actually um showed that they have a couple of asian friends see yeah i took pictures with two asian guys they tweeted that they have some asian friends and so everyone's like oh okay gave him the green light because on the flip side if you had a chinese guy right straight from china that was the dean and he's trying to like show italian kids some love he might send everyone a pizza or something and i don't know that might be viewed as racist somehow yeah it probably would yeah especially with little sizers but he's trying i mean hey hey man try you know for like eight like the italians say pizza pizza [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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