0:00 [Music] and welcome back to off the record where we talk about whatever we want now now i'm desensitizing i don't know if it's whatever we want not really some of the things that we want to change this ████ because it's kind of like whatever we want as long as we won't get canceled for it yeah whatever is careful boys welcome to the camp welcome careful boys what is this segment careful boys whatever no news it's just like off the cuff shift we just talk ████ okay okay we came up with it because like you know we used to do just all news but then sometimes we just like to talk yeah so it's like podcast style talk some ████ it's been a while since you were here yeah it's been a long time yeah yeah since then you've been like a wu assassin was that are you a wood what's the last thing you did i guess so does that make you is that what it is is that like the
0:50 right term assassin well i'm not the woo assassin but you know i'm part of this crew you're like entourage i'm like entourage of louis like johnny drama of the wu assassins yeah yeah nice yeah that's awesome it's a it's a tv show that we're hoping like asians would galvanize behind and support in order to continue to progress like asian media and stuff but i see you didn't support it i definitely didn't know about it watch it it's on netflix man if you don't have a stop asian hay sticker on the back of your car you're not my friend you need to get a sticker asap i know i'll get the sticker guys i need to know that you're a ████ ally dude dude come on man i'm down for performative too like i just need to see it yeah we need to see that i got you covered though that needs to be in your instagram bio with a hashtag with my pronoun tonight dude yeah dude it's like
1:41 [Laughter] that's a good start was that was that the uh last thing before the pandemic that you were pretty much a regular on or uh the wheel assassins did you shoot in the movie yeah yeah during the pandemic we shot in thailand so we're just like you shot the tv show and the movie no the tv show was before the pandemic oh so we shot there i think it was way before right yeah yeah i was like but it came out like 2019 too 2019. yeah yeah yeah so how was shooting in thailand man it was awesome man it's ████ cool everything's on location so it's not like we're shooting like on built sets it's just like we're like at actual temples wow yeah it was cool man what's the crazy ████ you're allowed to a careful boy say on this that you did in thailand yeah
2:33 thailand boys careful so like everything was like pretty much open when we were there like legs covid was very low there was like no kobets so like everything was so like we would go out we would go out like you know we could go to clubs and stuff and it was just so different than you know here no masks no masks people were just walking around but you know what's funny is like right when i left like immediately they had they got like huge cases because you spread it all and so like the people that we were hanging out with right the people that we were hanging out with um you know they're in the entertainment industry and stuff they were on the newspaper for being like um the people that like these are the people that were spreading covet oh it was crazy too because we were hanging out with those those guys too at the
3:24 time and this is like like we just left and it was just like pretty insane was it a group full of americans and they're like these ████ came to thailand and spread cove everywhere they're from thai yeah did we get executed afterwards no no no were they close was the country closed closed no you could at that time you could go and then you just would have to quarantine was it early coved this was in january this january oh ████ this year damn so we were there for like three months and it was fun man it's just like you know have you guys been to thailand yeah never it's crazy the food is like insane out of this world it's like everything it's stronger tastes better like there's a pad thai out there it's good it's good it's like on the street but like just like just tasting like chicken
4:15 like it just tastes different the ingredients or something yeah ingredients like all the produce and stuff it's just better was it like very pungent to you like this some of the like even rice smell like ████ like fish sauce or something like it was strong yeah everything just has a you know yeah just tastes better aromatic aromatic is it thai spicy everything kind of spicy um yeah stuff is pretty spicy you would just probably have to get stuff that's like mild or no spice at all i got a lot of non spices i like spices on everything the boat noodles are real good yup did you uh did you uh be careful when you admit to this did you ride little elephants or hold baby tigers ah no no unfortunately not i hugged that man we weren't able to i wish i could do that you pick up a baby dolphin and take a picture with it how about a snake nobody gives a ████ about snakes yeah yeah i had a big
5:06 python around my neck no one yet nobody gets mad at you for holding snakes around is it because your shooting schedule is nuts you didn't have time to have like yeah we couldn't really like go to islands and stuff what was your shooting schedule like eight hour days 12 hour days um [Music] it's like 8 to 12 hour days i believe you're just using [Laughter] it's been over 20 years since i've been there oh yeah yeah like i feel like i mean i haven't been i've never been before so like i feel like it's usually like there's like a lot of tourists and stuff so i feel like it was cool when we went because there was just like no one there wow just got to like roam around and it was just it's a lot of fun that's on my must-go list for sure thailand
5:56 and we were trained at this guy's um um satyan's gym he's like a popular muay thai uh trainer out in in thailand so it was cool to just like train there what was the coach's name uh satyan never heard him got this guy dude he wasn't listening are you a fighter yeah i follow a bunch of thai guys not that guy not that guy so you got like muay thai training out there i did thailand i didn't i was just i was just learning like uh like the choreography and stuff that i needed to do for the movie but then um yeah other people were like going in and getting rounds in people that were like already like you know that have muay thai in them that that already know how to do it and they were like getting rounds in and practicing and stuff so it was cool to watch and stuff i should have like taken advantage of it but i am a little boy that doesn't want to get hurt and uh no you're just like a small man it's not
6:46 a small man did you get hurt doing this because you're doing action ████ right you know it's like i didn't get hurt but what was funny was like i was out i was at a club towards the end of the shoot and then i i had jumped off a i was going up a stage to go to like a vip area and and um when you go up the first side of the stage there were no stairs right so i like hopped on i was like okay but when i hopped off i was assuming that there were no stairs on the other side so i jumped off and there was like these stairs on the bottom and i just ████ my ankle just out oh my god and i had one more week of like shooting what so you did it on a rolled ankle yeah i couldn't i couldn't step on this ankle but what was funny was before i went to the club the the week before the scene was at i got spoiler alert i get stabbed in that leg perfect it was like perfect so the next
7:36 week i was just like broken you know when you fell what was the scream that you let up yeah it ████ hurts but i was drunk and i was like i was like i went up to um i went into my castle and i was like dude i messed up my ankle and then it's it's it's ████ and then we just kept going we just hung out oh dudes the next morning it was like it was back it's stiffened up and ████ it was bad swollen did you elevate it yeah okay good that's the only question i had did you elevate it what does satyan do about it [Laughter] make it stronger did he put tiger bomb on it i get this from america there's got some thai ████ you can use like i
8:31 how long were you there for uh january till the end of march that's a long time yeah i don't know if we're allowed to go there right now i don't think we're allowed to go right now you got to be like a hollywood actor you know on a work permit an essential worker yeah actually you might be able to actually you just have to quarantine places that don't allow oh yeah that's right i think they were doing a thing where like they allowed people to come and then quarantine on boats that's cool because we japanese can come to the states but we can't go to japan oh really that's fair yeah but japanese can't go to japan no they could japanese can come to the states but then the u.s citizens oh i see but like uh they just lifted the travel ban for europe and uk uh in november oh
9:24 really so they could travel they're about to listen to that yeah and then so that means we can go back we can go there we've always been able to go there oh they couldn't come here here so it's weird yes weird rules like that yeah we've been able to go follow the money yep follow the money the paper trail man what the hell the perpetrator what the hell man when does the movie come out uh we don't know yet i think either december or january is called wu assassins it's called fistful of vengeance oh sorry that's a tight title continuation movie of the series what we're trying to do is like try to make a movie and people like it then we'll make another movie after that sort of like a semi wu assassins franchise today's video is brought to you by curology so i've been using curology now for over two years um and it's been pretty cool because
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12:46 crazy rich asian slot machine at the casino and i was like wow they really made it at the binions oh bro that you made it it's over there they got licensing deals all the way to the slot machines lot machines with crazy rich asians yeah and i saw it in a couple of casinos dude i ████ love slot machines like themes and ████ yeah i love that ████ i don't place lots at all but i love looking at that ████ really what intrigues you about it it's just it just reminds me being a kid and like like a kid in chuck e cheese like bejeweled and ████ dude i like the one where there's like a poker chick that she's a dealer but even as a cartoon she has big titties yeah yeah they can't stop jiggling around they still jiggle yeah no matter what and she's like dealing with cards and still jiggling i'm like even the animator really got this down remember that fighting game dead or alive yeah for like dreamcast or whatever it was like the jiggliest game
13:36 ever made no way they could ever fight in those outfits no ████ way no ████ way dude just have nipples everywhere oh actually all fighting games i only played tomb raider for one reason aren't there like cheat codes where you can make them naked and stuff bro right there's videos of lara croft getting ████ by monsters up don't even sweat it it's called good fan art hey don't trip bro i got some videos don't even worry about it ████ limb around his dick have you ever seen gi joe going a tent
14:26 and the tent's just shaking i got those kind of dude gi joe ████ king cobra bro i got you covered bro you see snake eyes versus king kong yeah my point collection is sick all right well yeah it's careful boy so i can't even talk about it no yeah you can't talk about how you play ████ x-men if you wish wolverine's pants would fly off you didn't got adamantium dick that's a really dumb question but of course he would but there's no bone in there oh that's true that's adamantium bones dude yeah but what out when he gets a boner it's just blood that's the stupidest apologize it could be liquid metal it could be yeah well you better this is is his blood like i don't know the the world that that
15:17 well like is the blood with the music i really don't they're called mutants okay mutants sorry animantium okay is that his blood steel are you larping right now you don't know ████ wolverine facts i just know i know wolverine has the three things that come out it's hannah you know the wolverines i do you don't know but he did a super healing and ████ okay now i know that i know hey come on come on he's back we're gonna break him live forever does he live forever he doesn't live forever doesn't he die he's a ████ jellyfish jeans ████ no he doesn't die dude no he's got jellyfish coming back the only way he dies of his head gets separated you got stuck on a i think hulk didn't ever find it killed him yeah why did he die hulk ripped him in half yeah that's the only way like if you separate the head and the spine from the body that's the only way so he died well no he actually chucked him like to africa or something and then wolverine
16:08 actually crawled back to his body really yeah it was ████ crazy africa yeah there so he ████ swam in south america he chucked him all the way yeah he chucked him out he swam over the atlantic yeah i think so facts y'all are you sure dude i remember this ████ no wolverine crawls back to i remember he crawled back to his body no hulk threw him into the sun no no it looked like he was dead though for sure it's all myth huh create your own story but there's so many storylines yeah when i google does wolverine die uh the first thing it talks about is uh before he dies from suffocation from hardening adamantium what kneeling in the sunset outside of dr cornelius's base what about hulk kills wolverine all right there's a storyline like that yeah yeah he gets thrown away he rips him rips him in half chucks from africa i mean he threw him from south america like he's like in brazil or some ████
16:58 yeah he ████ played with all tosses you're fighting all right the first thing that comes up listening to the story i thought they were friends first thing that comes out says marvel settled the wolverine versus hulk in the most disgusting way the hulk severely underestimated wolverine's abilities and thought he could eat him alive but killing wolverine is practically impossible even if he's devoured into little bits in this fight wolverine was a decisive win against hole giving him his most disgusting victory of the gown so yeah hulk ate wolverine he pooped him out to south america and then wolverine slowly rebuilt himself from the ship pile yeah this one says uh did the hulk eat wolverine ripping wolverine in half is brutal enough as the hook is done but eating that beloved x member is a bridge too far when he finished slicing up the hulk's children old man logan finally got to the giant and stabbed him with his animatronics dude what why is it so personal dude he sliced his children
17:49 what hulk got kids holy ████ wait why why do they have beef in the fridge because like because he sliced up his kids yeah so wolverine killed hulk's kids that's what it said it's actually crazy i thought they were both good guys yo comics are wild but good guys can become bad guys too right we had this conversation because you know in the walking dead and the bad they changed yeah they changed the comics in the walking dead is even crazier oh yeah yeah yeah you didn't do any study of your your characters there's just there's they do blow jobs and stuff too that's why you brought the ████ here last time no he brought the blow jobs but there's blow jobs i think ████ get brought up in every article no but they're they're doing uh blow jobs in the prison and stuff remember when they were like in the prison like all that what does that have to do with the story with the progression of the ark and all that nature it's human nature you know you need the release yeah two different zombies again
18:41 all oh oh dude that's like a frog with a fifi bag oh my god monkey frog no no there is but then the the comics always are crazier than the tv show because of censorship yeah we can't have their zombies around i don't think ████ are going to stick around you know there's no censorship for comics right what i don't think so dog's gonna be a thing well dude think about it and walking down i always think about this too because i'm like kind of a clean freak like when it comes to sex stuff like dude walking dead that's so dirty and things like they're ████ and stuff i'm like dude they don't got showers i don't have running water they used to be just people right they're like yeah you're saying the zombies are ████ and walking dead no no like you're just saying it's dirty in that it's dirty like you're camping and then you're just like a caveman isn't that like where we all came from in general yeah but do you think caveman and cave women were like blowing each other all the time i think that's why ████ gets so wet
19:31 cleaning it yeah exactly oh soft cleaning system it really yeah all right that's what pre-cum is for doug we're doctors what about the outside yeah and lawrence i don't know if you know this but all of us here are you coming here google wolverine crawling from africa to south america to reattach you could probably bring it on the ████ too clean it up it is sterile so what did what does that mean if it's sterile what does that mean what do people do when there's packages in there you dummy okay so yeah so oh so it just means that it's just like there's nothing bad in it yeah so i won't keep you know it doesn't have healing properly shower like once a month people used to only shower like once a month because they thought it would make them sick so they're still ████ every day though yep but you think blow jobs were the thing though
20:21 like it was that it was like rampant i seen when what year i seen i seen greek i i seen greek pottery with ████ a girl being a a like a turkey rotisserie chicken and she's getting ████ and sucking on a dick but they were cleaner though yeah they did take group baths mediterranean peoples yeah like they were never dirty and ████ even in game of thrones when they would go take the mediterranean demigods how about this like back in the day in las vegas they had the that the bravos they didn't have showers oh like the western times people even recently when people were building the boulder dam and ████ like they came in ████ with all this uh concrete grease on their body and their ████ i don't even think we need to go back in history or to post-apocalyptic non-fiction or fiction to think like dirty ████ happens every day dude i seen pottery in las vegas of a girl just getting ████
21:13 holding two dicks classic they built vegas in the 60s i think right here the 50s yeah it's crazy at all times they were just going yeah they're going out dirty sex happens all the time after the bar or camping camping camping camping for sure very dirty homeless people ████ like crazy too they sure do we're psychologists too man let me just have you back there because we're careful boys they're the unhomed yeah i'm howls we can't call them homeless no more the unhoused they're ████ unhoused can you call them homies is that weird is that wrong are they your friends they kind of are if they're your homies then yeah if they're your homie are we not all brothers and sisters under the sun i guess we can call them brothers
22:03 and sisters dude i was at a party one time and this guy was drunk as ████ and we were like carrying them out i'm like i got you brother and he's like i'm not your ████ brother you ████ piece of ████ so you dropped them right i mean yeah so you beat his ass this is one of those things where i'm already holding him and i'm just like i got you brother don't you ever cover that piece of ████ he was like any vomits maybe maybe he's like an only child and like him having a brother was like so like it's a big deal yeah i'm an only child you know and if someone call actually i don't care about the brother thing but like i mean i could see like maybe if i really really wanted a brother and then it just never ████ happened and then like someone's like yeah you're my brother i never had a brother ████ you you're resentful i think he's just an angry drunk but maybe not surprised he's angry drunk
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