0:00 roll them hey blow on them let's ████ go I should go try rolling this 20-sided die shut the ████ up [Music] I know you guys like odds and disasters so um why'd you look at us disaster videos is him yeah yeah he likes disasters I love natural disasters what do you think what do you think of these odds then so uh scientists are now warning that specifically California that their entire economy could be wiped out in weeks by one Mega flood I Told You So and in 2012 the odds of it occurring in 2022 is 1 in 50. wait that's really bad that's really bad but if
0:50 the global temperature rises by even one degree that becomes one in 30. can we finally film this ████ show in Vegas please we don't get flooded out of here that was I heard Vegas was flooding like crazy too [Music] yeah it wasn't happening you excited so six years ago um I ran into this map that shows you ran into a map you walked into a map what the ████ is this and I said what the ████ yes yeah so what this map does is it shows you like you know how the polar ice caps are smelting and as global warming happens and if sea level rises what the world would look like right yeah so then I was like oh ████ that's tight so they'll be like if it's like three inches or whatever it just
1:40 keeps going up what is la gonna look like because you could do it per City and and and I was like damn how far um will it go up in La where do you have to live to be safe and I put it up to the ████ Max right and where I was living at the moment was in Whittier and that ████ was gonna be a Beach town so I was like oh that's so sick because they don't have Beach from pop property yeah but I was on a mountain yeah but everything else down here peace out bro we're on a hill right now but but then dude do you have beachfront property or do you have a bunch of people climbing up those Hills taking your ████ it's slow it's a it's a slow gradual up up up up up up you know yeah people will just slowly die and nobody will claim the higher ground that's what I'm saying you know what I think is Really Brave though is all the politicians that are like you
2:30 know we gotta stop global warming but then they like to get homes that are right on the beach because they're just like I'm gonna laugh in the face of global warming well those people have balls that's the thing yeah they're they're very brave let me get a 20 20 000 20 million dollar Mega Manchester mega mansion on the beach they know that global warming is gonna ████ flood that they're defiant but they're like I don't care it's like all the politicians are against gun control then you find out they're like trafficking guns and stuff and they have bodyguards with guns yeah it's inspiring I think they're Brave that's a perch so the actual science behind this is that uh they're talking about these atmospheric currents so like way up in the atmosphere the water vapor will get pushed up by currents that are being forced upwards by the mountain ranges and when that happens then you get like
3:20 this giant like saturation look at the dancers demonstrating this you get this like giant saturation yeah that's why these scientists can't get anything across because they're not dancing enough nobody listens to them yeah no one's gonna listen it's hard to listen to a nerd for sure yeah but as soon as they start talking you just think about ways to ████ their ass up that's how you stop the flood stop the guy telling you about it he's all like guys listen we're gonna ████ oh no it's gonna shut the ████ up that's exactly what that dude sounded remember that scientist who like chained himself to the door or somewhere and was just like no I need to tell you about the planet and it was like dude did you have to be dork that also sounds like the dude from Ancient Aliens
4:10 because Hollywood taught us to know that the initial uh scientist is always okay to ignore well we got Greta Thunderbird yelling at us too I'm like Thunderbird Thunderbird yeah dude stop yelling at me please the freaking hot uh Jeff Goldblum scientist exactly yeah dude some of my uh NorCal homies tell me it's like a actual real thing so you know like down here like we would have like earthquake kits or you know like when the when we're doing the whole lockdowns people run to the grocery stores and I try to stock up on groceries uh he was saying like in his community almost every other house has a canoe like they think it's a flood kit yeah they really think it's gonna happen so like uh yeah they'll have a canoes just case it floods or whatever I mean it is gonna happen we should get some canoes here it's coming from NorCal down is what the the Vegas is all my neighbors have boats anyway I'm probably
5:00 good Pasadena's gonna be okay how's Pasadena doing though in the article it says every major it says every major Boulevard would basically become a river sick so we're gonna be like Venice riverfront property dude hey you should get you should get a paddle Bill Riverwalk do you guys remember when we got a paddle board I'm gonna have an inflatable canoe because you could use that yeah he is wait but it's not it's not just California it's pretty much every major city would be at risk of this like it's because it kind of did already happen in uh Bangladesh Pakistan South Africa um dude Pakistan's going to plug it it's sad dude there's a lot of flood going on I've been watching that ████ I was like every day is telling us that we're gonna die so this is just the way it is I
5:50 guess yeah they're just basically started so it's something you want to go that's pretty much they're just saying that like in terms of all the like the economy here because there's so much reliant on it that's that's why it's going to be a big ████ disaster so what are we supposed to do we got to go to the the Colorado Rockies you got to go to the highest Montana what you should do is just they're really cheap you go on Amazon you buy those little floaty things like those you know those like inner tube thing oh yeah he's for putting all your household items on top of that ████ and then if whatever comes to your house all your sick stuff is full size of the top oh your best stuff yeah yeah that's true 1100 people died in Pakistan it's pretty crazy dude but nobody cares because it's not Europe well I mean they said if this would have happened if this were happened in the winter like this coming winter you'd probably be it'd probably be a storm that would last like three weeks or
6:41 something three or four weeks holy ████ you wanted to say about L.A people though dude we're ████ dice rollers dude we're like 150. roll the dice roll them hey blow on them let's ████ go I should go try rolling this 20-sided die shut the ████ up I broke my hand on this ████ are you also a doctor I broke my hand in your face sir what is that a two percent chance yes I'll take that chance one in thirty one in fifty one in fifth 150 so it was already like one in a hundred but I guess like they just ran some new numbers it was hot the past couple weeks they were like we're gonna dude it's gonna cool down we're gonna be fine so they're about 30 is that like a three percent chance a 3.33 yeah let's say one in 30 that sounds way scarier though is
7:32 it way scared yeah it is it's still low chances but going from one in a hundred to one in 50 is already like does it show a picture of the Nerds that conducted the study yeah yeah hang on let me see what they look like Surfers height like it's like the swells bro I'll find a picture yeah let me see what these ████ look like see if they're trustworthy enough I don't think they can look unnerdy enough for you there was a there was like a NASA scientist who like chained himself to something recently um global warming also about climate change yes oh what did he do it what did he say they literally said like do you guys not see the the data the information we've been saying this it's like nobody's taking it seriously oh wow I like Mr that's who said it I trust it that's see that's not a nurse I would listen to Mr he's very wise he's got Authority is he
8:23 still alive Mr Feeney no no how dare you R.I.P bro he was all of our teachers you know yeah yeah I I like them uh big fan yeah I'm he doesn't make me want to joke he was trying to tell people about climate change ████ that guy I'll beat his ████ ass from the same show The Boy Meets World what's his name I was like shut up Mikus this guy's trying to save the ████ world yeah yeah he does he looks like the Penguins people don't know that yeah that was their back yeah who had a crush on Topanga though I remember everybody Nick I know your fight stats [Laughter] oh Topanga bigger bigger Crush Alex Mack
9:15 or Topanga Who's Alex Secret World Alex man can we pull them up yes she could turn into a puddle by the way that's what it was that was a metaphor she can go under she can go metaphor [Laughter] she would go under doors and ████ well all of you had a crush that's the actual question while all of you guys had a crush on Topanga I had a crush on Alex Mack so I just ████ said that yeah it they they're writing that you know what I never I think Alex Matt's hotter than the Topanga I never watched that whack-ass ████ Topanga was just
10:06 thicker to me you're wrong dude because she literally turned into a puddle I like Topanga when I was a kid I like Topanga because I thought she looked like people in the real world yeah yeah to bingo Alex Matt looks like a chick who could be next door like if you lived in a really nice rich Community she she's the pinga still looks good look look up how they look now she looks good now no no we want to see the young version of themselves only like how does Alex that Alex should look now versus how Topanga looks now okay then they pull up that one Top Gun chick it should look crazy oh yeah that was more of a Save By the Bell guy dude I like Jesse Spano Kelly I like Jesse spanner I mean what that's why that's why I heard I had a crush on Mario Karen's become Karen's because they they look like the Top Gun chick when they
10:57 were young so they had all this attention and guys were nice to them and then and then they look like Roseanne later on in life and then they don't get it you can still get it scene so they're just ████ mean and ████ yeah they're grumpy now I heard that's the evolution of a Karen [Music] foreign [Music]
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