0:00 McDonald's CEO explains why it takes people's favorite items off the menu because he's a ████ ████ yeah [Music] this may seem like almost useless information but I just figured it's so darn relatable and we almost talk about it every other day anyway it's about you no it's about McDonald's thank you Ryan it's not McDonald's I could offer a lot of expertise on McDonald's I ████ love McDonald's dude whoa yo okay all right hey chill Alec chill Mr Baldwin chill don't ████ around my McDonald's that was extremely angry and passionate what's what's your absolute everybody's absolute favorite thing about McDonald's I'll tell you right now go in the past okay maybe you last uh everybody goes back to when he was a child you just cut off his flashback dude ████
0:51 was getting blurry and then you just like cleared it up okay fine in the past in the past two years this is what I've been ordering because it changes I always get the Double Quarter Pounder with cheese I say add Mac sauce that is ████ good like that if you guys ever added Mac sauce I did it because of you and I'm very excited thank you don't touch him don't touch him don't touch him do I get that and then I always get I always get a second side dish sometimes it's a fish fillet or sometimes it's chicken nuggets on the side do you get the combo with the Double Quarter Pounder are you comboing that oh waste and what's your beverage choice special McDonald's Coke it's it's different than any other Coke in the
1:41 world so I get coke with extra ice so they can pack it up and I get large they fill it all up to the top we know your front though because of your successful get lean program over the last four months where you totally haven't been eating this how do you turn that into muscle stir it all right all right there Nick what's your favorite steroids at McDonald's I always go I always have to order like chicken nuggies yup right always got some chicken what sauce to use though sweet and sour yeah loser barbecue dude I like to inside I like I like all of them though I'm sweet and sour mainly though I do like it well I guess I'm a loser where do you go from there yeah I'll just shut the ████ up now uh no and then I'll do chicken nuggies for sure uh then I'll do either a Big Mac or a quarter pounder or a quarterback two uh McDoubles I'll do
2:32 something like that you guys are disgusting hold on I'm not even done yet dude uh sometimes I'll do a hot spicy McChicken or just a regular McChicken feel free to name the whole menu too sometimes yeah I got an Oreo McFlurry you know what I'm saying and then sometimes oh damn it's a tall order hold on I'm not done can you stop it jeez don't get that cheese danish in the cinnamon roll it's so bad I ordered it the cinnamon roll kind of it sucks ass bro sucks ass yeah it's not that good I ordered it last week that sounds like so good I know because it's so ████ immature it hits so great it's like but I also like the two cheeseburgers too so and sometimes I like a filet fish you want to change cards ████ SDS for useful I'm gonna make a rib in a while though you know he's just wanting to make ribbons back you guys
3:23 want to go no all right I don't like the McRib you don't like it okay no I don't like it uh I like um chicken nuggets of course you do peas fries no salt medium what the ████ and then uh huh salt I have no salt bro because they make it fresh yourself after sometimes but ketchup ketchup's already salty you're crazy and then I either get a McDouble or a double hamburger because sometimes like I don't want cheese but well you don't like what is a McDouble a McDouble is a double cheeseburger but with just one cheese like one slice in between the two patties and that's on the menu That's the value menu yeah and then they also have a double cheeseburger yeah it's like a cheeseburger but with two patties whereas the Double Quarter Pounder with
4:13 cheese is like two quarter pound patties so it's just different meat like if you're watching your weight you know then you want to like but I usually get those I just just get those three things so don't go to McDonald's and then uh what's super underrated at McDonald's is the soft serve the vanilla ice cream oh that is that's just bad it's underrated it's underrated because you don't go to McDonald's just for ice cream people go over there for the Nuggets sometimes if you go to McDonald's just for the video interesting okay it's a McDonald's just for ice cream because that's so many chemicals not in vanilla yeah it's like some other ████ it's so soft the cone is elevated but it's good though it's very good the cone is crazy astronaut food or something that's my go-to that's true not food let's go to clean um well I don't I don't eat McDonald's [Music]
5:04 however growing up my mom would bribe my brother and I with McDonald's in the morning to get us to go to school early so the breakfast was my favorite the hash browns yeah the hash browns hey so so when you go like say you're hungry you're starving and you go to McDonald's and you have to order something what do you mean if I'm hungry and I'm starving I'm not choosing no but just say you're this just play along theoretical story you're not gonna make a dent yeah it's not it's not gonna happen so you just order fry guys did you just order fries I don't go when somebody goes for you would you go if there was a menu subset that said McDonald's for her and it was like and it was in a pink font well I don't like babies so not not my Democratic and it came with a free Freddy Prince Junior toy so out of touch with what women want
5:54 what do you go when you're you're hungry and you're hangry and you need to make a bad decision where do you go yeah or do you only have good decisions Steakhouse no boo damn Taco Bell catch me in Beverly Hills yeah you don't have a go-to like bad decision place at Taco Bell Taco Bell so what do you get what are you going to talk about wait wait wait guys we're staying on McDonald's thank you we still got an article it's not an OTR we got an article sorry we're six minutes in by the way what do you get at Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme and I think that's pretty good that's pretty good that's it number six bro all right moving on move two State chalupas last one don't no don't ████ change ooh steak to lupus fine Ryan we're not hearing what you gotta say we're going straight to it McDonald's CEO explains why it takes people's favorite items off the menu because he's a ████ ████
6:45 bro hey low-key McDonald's you're gonna have a pretty fire grilled chicken sandwich that was kind of healthy The Artisan Deluxe is kind of healthy kind of healthy healthy it was actually healthier look compared to everything else is that why they took it off because it sucked compared to everything else where you're starting from is already so bad you just get the chicken sandwich though it was okay if you get enough no mayo the macros were 36 grams of protein and under six grams of fat that's pretty ████ good is it even chicken yeah for sure for sure for sure I'm like and like two grams of saturated fat come on all right good all right all right well why do you think uh they take things off the menu and they never return because nobody buys make an artificial scarcity because of Super Size Me No that movie made me hungry maybe even more maybe you want to have it yeah
7:41 to make his body look more ████ up maybe I don't know or he just have to get him fatter tits at the end exactly uh the CEO says checked right now man that he gets asked all the time he gets asked all the time why they take certain things off the menu and the answer is very very basic but we just want all of our fellow McDonald's [Music] rebellions to know out there um he says and what I say uh is we put on the menu what sells I have people who say why don't you have the Egg White Delight anymore yeah because he says well because you didn't buy it when we did so yes I did that's that's not a nice that's not a nice thing to say though because if one dude was buying it religiously every day they would still cancel if not enough dudes were like that exactly that makes you feel like ████ I bought that every day and then uh what one thing you could do too is you add like two more egg whites in there
8:32 and then boom you got more egg white or Chick-fil-A got the egg white deluxe like a white grill a sandwich really good it's like 30 grams of protein nutritionist yeah but I I don't think people are going to McDonald's to make healthy they should just open up a second but some people but some people that's all they got so they gotta make do with what they got that's all they got they are on the go they are also adding a news every McDonald on every street they are adding a new menu item permanently and they haven't done that in like over 15 years what is it what is it oh what are they eliminating Anthony you're adding he's this oh thank you for paying attention sort of they are adding a new menu item permanently to the menu that has not they have not permanently added something to the menu in in over a decade let me guess give it to me so go ahead crispy chicken sandwich it's almost but it's not called that I would think that too because of the ████
9:23 competitive chicken thing yeah but it's called the mick well wait what is it called it's not to make chicken I know it's not but it's like chicken's already there you're right there come on man no right there MC crispy be crispy that's it there you go that's it crispy de los Pollo [Laughter] how come chicken is so in style all of us wow you speak Spanish I speak a lot of things yeah it's the first permanent chicken burger added to McDonald's menu in 15 years so basically um to answer Bart's question why is chicken why is chicken in bar why is it so ████ in style right now I don't know he asked the question again everybody it started with Popeyes the
10:14 fried chicken sandwich right as far as like fast food wise it's all the one that people were trying to kill people for yeah but they probably copied the Nashville Hot Chicken ████ exactly but then but then as far as like The Craze that every like Wingstop has there's a race it's it's really good I mean like everybody has a ████ so do you guys want to change lunch to Chick-fil-A yes or or I'm down hey you want the real answer why this is ████ Heaven I'll tell you the real thing yeah if you guys know your jokes okay Junior you get a real one I'll give it a real one what's the reason what's the reason so countries when they make too much of a thing they make an artificial uh race to sell it just like Canada did with bacon we do the same thing with chicken we just got too many chickens we got a lot of people say you don't want to eat chicken no more so cause a deficit how many so they made too many supply and demand
11:04 done is everyone well for sure that's my theory I don't know the way I look at it is like whenever you know like countries in GDP and the things that they make when they make too much of it they they're just too much ████ so like you can't even have a chicken race unless you have way too many chickens they got to do some sort of marketing campaign yeah but they did do that in Canada with bacon because bacon was not a popular thing but they just had too many of those cuts that they weren't selling and then so to make bacon a thing they made it a thing so they lied to us is a lie to the people it's like what your parents do when they have too much food or like too much of like a fish you don't like so there's just leftovers that's it you had too much food in your house I have too much of a fish I didn't like yeah you got a little bit of the inside of me right there yeah well I wasn't crazy about it
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