0:00 No, no. Just Just which one's your flavor? I'll ask everybody. Just >> I would say th this absolute ████ looks like Angelie Jolie. >> Absolute ████ I'm >> pretty hot. >> You're going to jail, dude. That one's Ty, right? She's Ty. >> She's Ty. Yeah, her name's Her name's Lisa. >> She's the closest one to having a penis if you want one. >> Yeah, if that's what you're into. >> Good to know. Welcome back everybody to a very exciting episode of the Careful Boys where we have the one and only Steve Green with us guys. >> Oh, good. >> All right. >> Goody. >> Wow. >> What a treat. >> Honest question. Do you know who Blackpink is? >> No. >> That is okay. You're just like at all like Have you heard? >> No, I don't know. >> Have you heard what that is? >> Black Pink? No. >> That's never cross. If you had to guess, what is it? Now I think it's a musical person
0:50 >> cuz you guys are saying you're getting close like I should. Everyone should know. So I'm against the music. >> You genuinely never heard of Blackpink in your life. >> Yeah. Cap. Never honestly. >> Wow. >> No cap or cap. No cap. >> Sure. We're not going to give you any context. Just for fun. >> This is an image >> of Blackpink right here. >> And just for fun. Oh, >> they're they're they're um what do you call a band? Do it. Do it. I know what you're trying to say. Just say J-pop. K-pop. >> K-pop. >> They're jazz band. Jazz. >> That's what they sound like. >> Okay. Yeah. >> Out of curiosity, uh, you're going to take one of them and bang them. Which one is it going to be? >> Oh, no. Which one's the underage one?
1:43 >> That's what I do to you. >> That's not fair. You got to find her yourself. That's what I do to you, Anthony. >> Okay. Swear to God, none of them are around here. >> Yeah, none of them. They've been around a while. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Um >> just curious. What's your flavor? >> So, which one has a dick, then? >> Come on. >> I know what you're doing. >> This is Korea. >> You think >> you think it's K-pop is Korean? >> Well, sometimes they come here, man. >> Okay, that's almost fair. No, no, just just Which one's your flavor? I'll ask everybody. Just >> I would say th this absolute ████ looks like Angelie Jolie. >> Absolute ████ Oh my god. >> Yeah, she's pretty hot. >> You're going to jail, dude. >> You think >> that one's Ty, right? She's Ty. >> Ty. Yeah, her name's Her name's Lisa. She's the closest one to having a penis if you want one. >> Yeah, if that's what you're into. >> Good to know. >> So, she's The whole fan base is going to come try to destroy us. >> Oh, I couldn't even see her cuz the
2:33 glare. I couldn't see her face. Yeah, I'm still going with her. >> Who's number two? >> I guess her. Uh, that's Jizu for anybody who doesn't know. >> Okay. >> Who's number three? >> I go her and then I go Blondie. >> Jenny and the Ros. >> But I'd like to have them all at the same time if that's okay. >> That's a great It's a huge fantasy that I think everybody has. >> Blondie is the one that made the song of Bruno Mars. >> Yeah. >> Good enough. >> Of course. >> Yeah. All right. That Hey, that's Steve's rankings. Joe, what about your rank? >> Why you know you do not like me? That's the way the kimchi. That's the song. >> Bruno's lyrics. >> Okay, got it. >> Yeah. >> What's your rankings? >> I like I like the tie. >> Which one was that? >> And the the the other three are on the
3:24 same level. >> All on the same level for you. >> Yeah. >> I like the tie because she has >> uh a good face. >> Okay. Yeah, that's that's usually what >> I like her face. Kind of. >> Is that you? What's your rankings? I like I like >> I I would go with Lisa, too. Heard that, Nina. Nina, you heard that? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Nina, >> dude, are you allowed to do that? >> Yeah, absolutely. >> Yeah, right. You might work with them someday. >> That would be sick in a >> That's not Is that insulting? >> They're going to look it up and they'll be like, "Oh, this guy's been slobbering over us. >> They're going to cancel the job. >> Slobbering's a little far. >> She should abstain. >> She's a She's She's the best dancer of the group, too. So I mean I'm a little I'm a little partial. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. >> Okay. >> What about you, Bart? >> Um, if I had to pick just purely looks
4:17 or how how >> personality from the photo, >> whatever you get from this photo. >> Star signs. >> I think the uh the tie one >> body count. >> Then the one >> Wait, this this one? >> Yeah. And then number two is her. >> Ji Su or Jenny? >> Same. >> The one right next to her. >> Me and Bart. Same. And then the third one is the apat girl. >> And then the other one is the Mulan servant. >> She looks like a servant in Mulan. >> I can see that. >> Yeah. >> Your highness, here's your sword. >> Mulan is also not royalty, but yes. Oh, fine. >> A servant in Mulan. >> Mulan is a servant >> or some I don't know. Some is a servant, >> but she does have a sword. You know, in all those like Chinese dramas, there's the princess and then there's the girl braiding her hair. >> She looks like the No offense uh Chin
5:10 Lang, but >> she's a she's a queen console. >> It's just Jenny. >> Jenny. Sorry, Jenny Souk. >> Um Jenny Souk. That's what she looks like to me. >> What about you? >> Ty Ji Su. This one, and then the blonde one on the right. >> Okay. >> So, her name is Ty. >> No, her name is Lisa. >> Oh, okay. Kobe Tai actually [Laughter] >> just the OG actor. >> Really familiar. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. We all think the the Lisa is the prettiest. >> Most fine. Yeah. >> She got them eyes though, you know. >> I think it's the eyes. >> Yeah. >> And the lips for sure. >> Yeah. She just looks cool. >> And she looks to me a little older. >> I agree. >> Cuz the other three >> young >> Yeah. They look they look like too young for me. Well, they all are, but then she looks like the least young.
6:00 >> Dude, I like looking at Black Pink who was like this and going, "They look too young for me." >> Yeah. >> Like we're declining them. >> Like we're just like, "No thanks, ladies." Grade the expression. I think Tai is like Angelina Jolie like I'mma seduce you. >> The one next to her is I'm an elegant princess. I'm I'm high class. >> What's her name? What's her name? The one that Taiwan we keep saying >> Lisa. >> Lisa. And then that the aapa tick chick is I'm a ████ Korean ████ It's going to ruin your ████ life and I'mma ████ you so hard. >> And then the other one's I'mma fold your clothes. >> Yeah. >> Jenny's going to fold your clothes. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Where are we going with this? >> No. No. No. No. That >> Yeah. Is there a reveal? Are you going
6:50 to like reveal that? That's not really >> reveal. I just genuinely wanted to be like, "Does Steve know who Blackpink is?" >> No, I don't. >> I'm a ████ >> But I do now. >> They are They are arguably the largest girl group in the world right now. >> Mega Weren't they the first uh group or artist to hit a billion on YouTube? >> A billion. >> A billion. A billion. What? Sounds that sounds appropriate. >> Where do you guys go to find stuff like that? way. >> I think it was either them or sigh or something, but they were like top first three to like break a crazy benchmark. >> Fire anthem hit a billion. >> So, where do you guys see somebody like this? Cuz I don't see this wherever all my different things I do. Where do you see? >> Oh, your algo is just proof like it doesn't show any of that ████ >> I mean, they like headlined Coachella like a year or two ago. >> Coachella's not even in his algo. >> Yeah, that's fair. But like just from
7:41 like a broad strokes music kind of like general like they are they are worldrenowned. >> If you went to any restaurant that's probably playing if it's an Asian restaurant. >> Oh really? >> I mean she was she was recently even in White Lotus 3. She was in like that weird offshoot of Euphoria with the weekend that was like terrible. >> Um yeah she her her tracks with Bruno Mars were like number one for ever. >> Got it. Um, so I mean like all of all of them are huge huge >> like global mega stars. >> Cool. >> And probably also like a current blueprint for like what every new age young girl group is trying to do in the scene. >> Dang. >> They're saying that Apatas is the new uh baby shark. >> For real? For kids. >> Baby shark. >> Cuz all the kids are like >> Oh yeah. I guess if it's kids and they
8:31 want it over and over. >> That's true. That's why >> I know who Miss Rachel is cuz my buddy has a kid and I'm over at their house. >> Miss Rachel is also like worldwide. >> Biggest name in the world right now. >> Miss Rachel's that's a crazy name, >> right? >> Yeah. >> Miss Rachel's probably bigger than Big Pink. >> Black Pink. >> Big Pink. >> Yep. >> Yeah. Big Rachel. >> But you probably don't know who you don't know Miss Rachel exactly. >> I don't even know Miss Rachel. >> How do you not know Miss Rachel? >> I think maybe Taika's too old for that. I don't know. >> Yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's true. >> I don't even know Miss Ta like now. >> Mr. Rogers, right? Taika likes Captain Sububasa. >> Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah, the anime. >> It's an anime about soccer. Yeah, he loves it. Did he ever go into like is it Blippy? Bluey >> Blue. >> Bluey. >> He's too old for that, too, isn't he? You know what? He's always been kind of like uh more alternative. >> Oh, >> like he just has his own weird taste. >> Well, I mean, he was forced to ████
9:21 watch Blood Sport for like hours on end. Like, >> yeah. >> No, he watched that on his own. >> He's watching Rumble in the Bronx when he's 5 years old. >> Yeah. Eight times in a row. So he's always liked his own stuff. >> But no, you know, just trying to share some of our Asian culture with you. >> It's tight. >> He doesn't even know what this music sounds like. >> No, I do not. >> Not even one song. >> I'm sure it all sounds like K-pop, right? >> You know what aeta sounds like? >> Does a never heard that? >> I might have. >> You escaped this whole wave. >> That's pretty cool. >> Is it? >> No, I think I think it's remarkable to see that that algos differ by that much. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? Like it's pretty cool, >> but I feel like even people who are tuned into like sports are still exposed to like this. >> But I wouldn't know. I might I might hear it, but I wouldn't know who it is. >> I think the world is so ████ crazy.
10:12 Like back in the day, everyone watched everyone knew Steve Urkel, right? >> Mhm. >> And now I think the world is so ████ big. Like, do you know what Mumford and Sons is up to? >> Yeah, but I know who Mumford and Sons is. >> Okay, how about this? Remember a couple years ago? couple. >> Do you know what they're up to though? >> Couple years ago, the the Black Pink of that era, those remember those like little little guys >> BTS? >> Yes. >> They're huge too. >> And I had no idea who they were until they were they were doing a McDonald's meal >> and it was all over football. Like they're doing a McDonald's meal like >> So yeah. So like BTS is to Blackpink like in terms of all guy group and then all girl group like like they were also like or or are I mean I I think there was just a short blip of a pause because they all had to go to serve Korean military and now they're all back out so now they're like doing >> you think in sync in their highest peak
11:05 and BTS who do you think is higher? I think it's one of those conversations that's like uh Jordan and like LeBron there. They live in two different eras. Yeah. So like uh like one didn't have like social media. >> So the ability to connect on the daily or like the concept of a billion streams today. Remember when like when we were doing social media you had 100k? That's the same thing as today having a million followers. >> Yeah. Like there's inflation. Yeah. >> And you way there was there's harder defenses back then. >> Yeah. I think so too. I think I actually think BTS is bigger. >> BTS is bigger. And I think it's harder defenses for like an all Asian group, too. I think it's bigger because because Korea is not the default entertainment leader. >> True. >> And and then America had no reason to promote like Korean entertainment and it broke through still. >> So I think like with whatever In Sync
11:55 was like perfect for the world to enjoy, this was like chosen. So people went out of their way to pick I want this. >> They're like Beatles. >> I see. >> Yeah. I thought I think that counts for more. >> Yeah. Yeah, cuz I remember I saw him in that McDonald's commercial and then I just started seeing him in everything. >> Yeah. >> Like I saw him uh on a T-Mobile commercial. >> Yeah. >> Just And then so that's what I couldn't avoid the BTS thing. I saw that >> they still he still can't beat Michael Jackson cuz you got whole countries where that's their number one favorite group don't even speak Korean at all. >> Yep. >> Yeah, for sure. >> Does it really stand for behind the scenes or No, >> I don't know. I don't know to be honest. >> That's all I know. BTS. >> Let me see. I I think it says something else. What? I do remember >> big tei style. >> I thought it was like big >> bang bangan boys. >> Bangtan. >> What's bangan mean? >> Uh the Korean phrase or whatever. Uh which translates
12:46 literally to bulletproof boy scouts. >> That sounds cool. >> Sounds like a dare. >> Bulletproof Boy Scouts, huh? >> According to Wikipedia. Don't get mad at me. >> Do you remember back in the day when you guys shot a sketch where you were dancing on uh on Val? Remember Valerie? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. You know, her company ended up choreographing for BTS. >> Yeah, they're huge. Yeah. >> Wow. >> And so they just got out of the Korean military, so now they're going to be able to do stuff. >> Yeah. >> Wild. Are they still like massive? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I don't think they'll ever not be. >> They did their mandatory service and I think on the day that they were supposed to come out, it was so anticipated. It was like full of press. It was like Mike Tyson coming out of jail. >> Whoa. It's for real like that. Good comp.
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