0:00 or what if you're bringing somebody else back that didn't want to be brought back oh booo you don't want to be brought back I want to hang out with you I would like to play Grand Theft Auto with you and see what you do dude bringing somebody back and showing them Grand Theft Auto they never had like television would be crazy yeah but they're just pissed the entire time that they're back it's not about their feelings though your feeling they start attacking the screen with [Music] sticks welcome back to another episode of the careful boys but today we get to think about if you could bring back one person from the dead wow all right let's talk about Labor in America I'm just kidding yeah I like that I like labor in America I agree Jo wait bring back from the dead and this is like are we going only personal people in your life yeah
0:52 oh personal could be like George Washington we're to bringing back like celebs and like Jimmy HRI Jimmy HRI no all we'll start with a serious person in your life Abraham Lincoln and I'd be like were you really gay and that's all I want to know you wouldn't even ask me if he was want to know anything else I want to know you want to know if he if he does have black in him or if he is a vampire just gay and I think aink would be like I'm telling you you know what that's that's funny I just want to see how tall he was that's the funny thing is like bringing back someone you admire in history and then they come back to life and they're like why would I want to hang out with youu you yeah if he's coming back he wants to see like I'm like I brought you back shut the up he's like all my family's dead why'd you do this to me dude he's going to come back and look at a cell phone and that's he's going to spend his whole time on a cell phone well you he like coming back like just like out the ground dirty you know what
1:44 I mean no shower no shower oh my God he's like got one eyeball or something no come on you make him climb out himself yeah what is it just a skeleton at this point you guys ever think about um if you could go back in your own family history how far back can you go cuz that would you go back a long way cuz that's why you're here I want to see the moment when one of my ancestor ████ straight up pillaged a village and ████ made my grand great great great great grandmother that's inevitable because it gets so big so you're saying you want to see grape I just want to see all of the I want to go back to when one of my an is pillage to Village and made by great great great grand it's not like all ancestors didn't do it that's a yeah that's that's what I'm saying it's like everybody has how okay yeah and it
2:35 wouldn't it be crazy to see every step every single like and at what point did that happen did that ever happen in your family history or what if you're bringing somebody else back that didn't want to be brought back so now they're oh boo you don't want be brought back I want to hang out with you I would like to play Grand Theft Auto with you and see what you do dude bringing somebody back and showing them Grand Theft Auto they never even had like T would be crazy yeah but they just pissed the entire time that they're back yeah exactly I think that would be torturous like let's it's not about their feelings though they start attacking the screen with sticks like let's say that let's say that what is this let's say that you died right and then in year 3500 whatever someone's like oh I really want to bring back Anthony Lee cuz he's a dance Legend and then now you're alive in 30 year 3500 nothing means anything
3:25 to you there's no value in anything you see oh this is sick cuz all you're going to think about is like oh my God like you're just going to think about how Nina's gone and you're just going to cry immediately how the ████ am I back he's going to think about how what if what if before I think about Nina's just gone what if I'm like can you bring back one more no no no he's going to be like and they bring back Charles they're going to have ai ████ robots that look exactly like Nina who cares whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa W it's true they already do they all just look like her if you want you get to pick that no what if coincidentally coincidentally they already do they already have them and he's like hey that's Nina they're like hey want Britney Spears from Austin Powers 3 hit a button you guys watch that movie AI saying Emily Blunt from tomorrow to bring to life did you guys watch that movie AI artificial intelligence yeah so who you going to bring back from the dead I told you some
4:16 ancestor that's it you don't even know their name you can't just you can't just tell the machine some ancestor they're just going to pick one for you how far back do you think you can go in your ancestral history where you could still communicate with them it's isn't it like like 100 years or something like they could still speak the same language I know cuz I could barely understand gen xers or whatever they all say cap and stuff and I'm like I don't know what the even in America what's their intelligence level they were smarter like a generation ago technically from my life it would probably be my grandpa that I never met really what would be the significance of that my great grandpa cuz I want to hear how my mom and my grandma was dude I would that's very I'd be pissed if I got brought back just to tell some kid a story can you
5:06 stop thinking about their perspective we're being selfish here just be selfish who cares what they're the conversation would not go the way that we planned it R's like I would be pissed if I was alive again I think I think because I have a lot of old people croaking in my life right now so it's kind of like the last moment right of them being able to tell me as an adult a lot of the stories of the family and where they're like where we're from or whatever and I was thinking well what if we go one generation above that and I can meet their parents and they can tell me I'd bring back monuma and I'd be like we took over this ████ we took over this ████ we took over that ████ we took that ████ that s███'s [Laughter] mine that'll be cool I'm like you used to live right there right I'm like that's a car wash now so just a tour that's kind of what happened there I get that I never met my
5:58 mom's parents so like I will never know a certain perspective of who my mom is and imagine what they know of their parents and their grandparents so then you get to know a whole like new set of family history I got to be serious I I'm not curious about like my great grandparents because it's so far removed like I don't care enough of that you know I'm curious as like okay which which ones had to flee China to go to Vietnam before my parents flee to Vietnam to come here I'd be curious about that but like like what was like your life like you know but wouldn't each like since you have a history of family that runs away like wouldn't you feel like runs away from ████ up people like you that's right Japanese since you have a history of people that are terrible humans well you're well but his parents
6:50 didn't do hit and runs and ████ like that dude out of context check out this episode that's not being edited here okay for me the curiosity would it would be oh you left from China to Vietnam right and then I was like what was life back in China and then I would want to talk to their parents and then I'll be like well you came from I don't know Mongolia or whatever well what the ████ brought you to China and then like I would want to know that would be great that would be great in like a speed dating sort of sense but if I only got one person to bring back I don't know if I would have enough curiosity I don't even want to spend one day with my friends like I don't want to spend a whole day with them yeah how long they back yeah how long are they back well who gives a ████ yeah like a lunch date I care you don't have to like take care of them it's just like in a moment you get to talk to this person Jesus Christ
7:41 oh they're going to go in the bathroom good Lord they can't use my toilet ████ room sometimes dude we can't even ████ just are they still bleeding I know right are they still dirty they just come back to life and just scream uncontrollably like right after this is what happens when a bunch of educated people talk about interesting stuff or try to I would have brought back so says the monuma that's a car wash it was a quick in and out someone from uh the the the South and North Korean War anyone just they're still alive today I think bro a bunch of them walking around someone oh ████ that then huh still alive you can still talk to them no they're all dead bro yeah they don't want to talk about it yo they all
8:32 dead bro so you you mean the ones that died during the war cuz they probably might not remember as much CU they died no no no no no no no what if you brought him back and you're like what do you want to ask a guy that died in the South yo what was it like getting shot that's I would ask him you can go there's veterans now that can tell you what that feels like you could ask aam Cho that I know like well it's very light cuz it was a musket after all yeah but we got like a month with them so we're good it was just a little ball tiny ball I was totally fine after that but I slowly bled out and it rotted can I go back to being dead now who would you bring back Paul Walker Paul Walker that's a good one good and make another fast and he's got to go right back in the franchise that's a game changer bring back Paul Walker specifically to make a fast and furious movie SI guy what if he doesn't want to make
9:22 movies anymore and then he's like he's like what happens when we're done filming making it don't worry about it Paul don't worry about as soon as you stop you go back hey um let's get camera rolling that's even funnier you get brought back to life and they're like why did you do this to me oh to make more movies that's great what if the moment you go and that's a rap he goes yeah he steps back into the blue light oh and he dies yeah he's gone and then the director's like did you get that did you get it get close up close up that's funny who else will we bringing back just to finish like entertainment crocodile hunter um crocodile hunter good hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to J Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if
10:14 you want to visit the J jews. you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go Crocodile Hunter he was oh taken from us to no you know who you you should bring back you tearing me apart oh well he's alive not that not him D Tomy was out stupid um I I bring back Amy wi house I think she had more in her more drugs in her but I wouldn't bring her back during the crack era I would bring her back before she got she spiral oh that's smart how do you you going to bring back a spiral before the spiral you don't have a time to you're bringing her back and then you need to you need to rehabilitate her yeah how much time we
11:06 got dude I would bring back mine uh uh Cleopatra just to see if she was actually hot I would bring her back to see if she was actually a hermaphrodite oh yeah I heard that too yeah that's what I mean what she was in sex really that's the claims I thought about that one a couple times actually I I doubt she was hot you know why yeah because it's very rare that someone with that much influence to kill you if you say she's not is actually hot wait she killed people by saying when you said that she's not hot any leader that like everyone worships or has to follow will say they're hot yeah you can't be like you're ugly yeah but she had the ████ emperor of Rome thirsting hard for her you remember you know the Italy leader right now she's hot as ████ did they shave back in the day yeah they shaved Egyptians were known to shave everything like imagine you're you're the emperor of Rome and
11:56 then you see like the the head leading woman of like this entire Dynasty yeah but nobody thirst it for Merkel that way and she's ████ powerful you had to say she's hot if you lived in Germany her name was Merkel y Ana an Merkel I would bring back Jesus and ask he he already came back though no he didn't yeah he had a comeback story that's why he yeah he came back already David was that's actually a wasted one yeah so you're going to resurrect the resurrected Jesus he's like ah this is too early super yeah I just want to be like yo what's up what's up what's the story like how did how did Palestine Jewish and then how did everything happen like what happened I would just be like what's the real story like what would you do if he just hands you the Bible I would read it if that's if he handed me his Bible I would read
12:46 that and it still has the price tag from Ross and ████ and he's all I'm not going to stick around when you read this whole book a Bible from Ross is wild hey Jesus is humble dude if any anybody it would be from Ross like he would get the discount version you would you would just ask him get the good everybody has their own stories now and I'm just like you know what there's too many stories I can't believe any one of y'all I just want to know what's your perspective what did you see what if he was like it's all a lie I mean I know Chang anything for you I knew it I knew it everything's a fa but he wasn't around during the New Testament though IID bring back mro Man Randy Savage and have him do like new slim jym commercials whoa snpp to a slim wao that's it that's pretty good that's all I wanted to do like healthy ones yeah yeah yeah the low
13:39 sodium no oh yeah man bringing someone back to like relive career lows is like a really funny thing dude that was a high they still sell ████ Macho Man ones uh you know Phil Hartman of course I would I would bring him back that's pretty good he got killed by his wife yeah she wife was drug addict and bizar crazy person that's why they say choose your partner care yeah because you know being with them you they'll kill you or they won't kill you true that's what they say yeah you can die or live with them that's like patricide too dude kids kill their parents happens every year be careful who you kid mende brother ni bring parents yeah he would he's a big fan yeah no I would bring back my actual cousin that died when we were 10 oh um
14:33 maybe we could bring back our buddy Eddie that would be cool that would be nice what happened to your cousin he had uh so he was like uh he got a little like overweight and then um he became desperate to like lose weight and so the our family hired like a weight coach for him and we were kids and he like he became exhaustive like from working out and and died he had brain swelling what did you guys sue the ████ out of this weight coach he's not even certified is he no it was it was like not his fault it he just basically like worked out too hard I didn't know people could die from working out too hard he didn't drink enough water you have to like keep your hydration up and and he was just like so like how overweight was he no dude not at all he wasn't even that overweight it's just that he was being bullied as ████ l so then he so was he like um I know this happens a lot to like French bulldogs and ████ he was a French
15:23 Bulldog that's crazy you should say that yeah wao oh my God I cuz it happens to pugs and French Bulldogs a lot they're breed terribly that's why they go on a hike and then they come back and then they die and then the owners are like I can't believe it it was just like a walk and it was like man they're not kind of built to be ████ German Shepherds you know yeah he wasn't built to be one either but then he ended up it was because it when you don't drink enough water and you're working out a lot and I think also you're a kid he his brain started swelling from the dehydration and then he literally was just like he laid down to take a break and then just that was it like don't work out don't work out M well that's why I believe you know words are more powerful especially being bullied you know what I'm saying and everything people just saying this all the time to you he's going to get to your freaking
16:13 head he wasn't even fat he just was like that's what I'm saying it's just when you have families that just tell you that ████ don't people be dying from just heat too like it's just super ████ hot and then like they collapse and ████ mhm happen Pugs that happens to pugs French Bulldogs dude I tried to have some substance I gave it a shot did I gave it a good glun and yeah I even tried to bring it back too I was impressed I was impressed anybody else got dog stories no mine's a real answer oh real it it would be my dad oh yeah that' be nice that that'd be amazing that'd be toe he was just taking yeah it was just like prematurely like prematurely yeah I mean what would be cool is if you could trade
17:04 like lifespan right cuz I'm like yo I think my dad has too much life and you can have that time yeah and then and then he could go and then and then your dad could use that it's like that Justin Timberlake movie I was just thinking about that just time I didn't like that movie at all no I didn't either I felt like the concept was like concept was interesting but it was interesting but it was didn't quite hit like it just didn't quite executed very weirdly and like he would be like he's like ordering like I don't know a steak at a restaurant and they're like that would be 3 hours and I'm like I would say no yeah I would just say no that's expensive I think this place is expensive and you're looking at it too right yeah yeah I think like time is a money premat people that are gone prematurely in your life is probably the biggest go-to yeah yeah yeah absolutely things that you wish you would have said were you when
17:54 he passed uh he passed in 2017 so was that's still recent 23 2 and it was really like out of nowhere huh it was out of nowhere yeah just normal day yeah heart attack oh yeah family wasn't like prepared for it in any way it's a heart attack yeah that happens with heart attacks happens to pugs too man there it is if you got to if you got to bring him back but you could only ask one question and then you had to go back to Heaven stupid what would you ask I would probably ask him what made him so unhappy like towards the end of his life wellow and if there was anything that we could have done as a family to change
18:45 that cuz I felt like we tried wow I feel like guys that generation they're dealing with demons of their own childhood that has nothing to do with their current family that's what I think from just seeing all of my friends fathers and stuff like they just don't know how to do you have theories about it like family does family have ideas of what they think yeah we have theories I think part of it was just my dad was such a variety Driven Man just did so many things um at such a high level too that I think um having a family lifestyle letting himself go physically um not having a sense of community or an outlet of the things that he enjoyed still um I think it just started to eat away at him so yeah you start to give up start to be
19:36 too comfortable um yeah I mean we tried we tried it would be like ask him to go to dinners or go to an event or come to set or be engaged with the family and there was always an excuse to not do the thing even though you know he's not busy right you're going to be right where you are every day right did he ever have have that like I don't want to be a burden on you guys kind of attitude no it was it was just more of an excuse huh yeah that would be a key thing to ask him if he could bring him back yeah yeah sounds like what happens to French Bulldogs no but that's more of a that's more of a bulldog thing like a like a English bulldog yeah or a bull tell them tell them yeah if you could bring back your French yeah what would you ask
20:28 it do you regret that hike that you went on
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