0:00 All Tyga hears is 67. So, he hears in the corner of the room, "67." And I'm like, "Shut the ████ up, dude." Cuz cuz he's like giving his retirement speech. There's people in the room ████ crying, like generals and ████ crying. And he's like, "167 members that couldn't make it." And you just hear, "67." Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys where we have Renato CANUTO WITH US. >> [applause] >> THAT GUY. THAT GUY. NOT THIS GUY. >> FOR LIKE EXACTLY TIME. 5 6 7 8 How do you go 5 6 and then start on 7? [laughter] What are you doing? He's stuck on the 67 that's like it. 67 >> Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. You know, we might talk about that later
0:50 just for fun. NO. WATCH OH MY GOD. [laughter] LOOK WHAT YOU DID, DUDE. You saw the video of this kid like where like the the girl is interviewing him. He's like, "I'm actually getting bullied right now about it." Yeah, like the kids are going through it. Like it's like school, you know, I got like cuz they're like, "How you like the hype and stuff? I'm sure you're famous." And I was like, "Yeah, I'm getting bullied in school Oh, the original guy? Yeah, the kid. Yeah, the kid that did it. >> There was There They could trace it to one kid that started it? I thought that started from a Oh, now we're definitely talking about this, by the way. I thought that started from the like a rap song or something. Yeah, yeah. So, then he said yeah, exactly. And then because of the kid video doing this is where it blew up. Yeah, it wasn't the song. But he says yeah, he's like, "Yeah, cuz of the one the one song or whatever." He says he's like, "I did it." And then it the whole thing blew up. And now he's getting bullied for it? >> Yeah. Yo, this world is ████ funny,
1:40 dude. >> That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Good [laughter] for him, dude. Good for him. Hey, does Tyga do it? >> Yeah, exactly. >> ████ yeah. So annoying. Every every six every seven. I'm driving, 67. Elevator, 67. Everything. Tell the story. Tell the story. >> What story? >> What you told me. Which one? >> The the veterans thing. >> [laughter] >> All right. So, recently one of the guys that trains at the gym, he uh just retired like 20-plus year 25 years in the military, in the army. Um he's been Afghanistan, Iraq, overseas, all that, right? Has two Purple Hearts. So, he's seen it all. And during his blown up a few times. >> Purple Hearts? So, he's seen a lot of ████ Uh during his um retirement ceremony, he's like like taking like a serious moment to kind of like, you
2:32 know, commemorate also the people that aren't here with him cuz they they passed or whatever, right? So, he's like, "And to the 167 members that passed or is not here." All Tyga hears is 67. So, he hears in the corner of the room, "67." And I'm like, "Shut the ████ up, dude." Cuz cuz he's like giving his retirement speech. There's people in the room ████ crying, like generals and ████ crying. And he's like, "167 members that couldn't make it." And you just hear, "67." ████ dude. That's awesome. I'm like, "Shut the ████ up, dude. God ████ damn." This Tyga though. >> [laughter] >> That is Tyga, honestly. That's the most Tyga ████ ever. >> That's crazy. I'm just glad no one heard it. I'm so glad yeah. I'm so glad I actually Geo make it. We were traveling cuz if not we would be there. I would be freaking dead laughing. I would >> [laughter]
3:22 >> That's [snorts] crazy. Hey, but you know, most of those kids don't even know that that the it comes from that song. Yeah, they don't know. Most They they're just copying it. Cuz I was like, "You know that song You know, have you heard that song? It's like gangster." Like Well, yeah, cuz I think he's talking about like a 1067 or something. Like an actual Like a murder? >> A police uh Is it a police report or something? >> code or something? Yeah, for actual like death. So, in the song that the guy is saying is actually about death. So, technically Tyga kind of was like kind of hip to that. Tyga doesn't even know what the whole yeah is about. He's like, "Oh, yeah." I think I'm pretty sure you implanted that. >> glass you Me? I think you came over you implanted it and then it stuck No, there's no way I gave Tyga that. Oh, yeah. Aw, it sounds like it. >> It's very it's very possible though cuz I definitely came over a lot and was like, Oh, yeah. Dude. >> It's so ████ annoying. Yeah, cuz you
4:13 did exactly that. >> All the kids do it. So, if you go to the elementary school, right? All the kids do it and they take it to like You'll You'll hear one kid go, "Oh, yeah." And the other kids like, "Oh, yeah, daddy. Oh, yeah, daddy." What? 300 kids all do that. What? [laughter] I GET THEY'RE LIKE, "STOP." IT FEELS like their older brothers were watching porno. >> And he ████ me, yeah? >> Yeah, I feel like the older brothers [laughter] were watching porno and then the kids heard it. Yeah. >> [laughter] >> And they say it to you? They're like 6-year-olds and ████ >> Yeah, the entire elementary school. >> Original of that is like porno? I don't know, dude. It has to be. >> Where does daddy come from? >> [laughter] >> The daddy one is actually yeah. That's not on cartoons. Yeah, exactly. It's not on SpongeBob. You know those memes that people send you and you think like there's a guy playing billiards and
5:04 then right before the ball hits it goes >> [laughter] >> And it pranks you cuz YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OH, ████ >> OH, THAT THE POPULAR ONE IS THAT lady going, "Oh my god, I'm going to cum." Oh, yeah. Yeah. But then that the the text will be like, "This is how you know if your golf swing is good." And they're watching the whole thing. >> [laughter] >> You're like, "God damn it." That's like the new Rick Roll. >> I get I get I got a few now there's like they're like They're acting like they're watching I don't know like race cars or or a soccer game. It's like, "This guy touched the ball to this guy and passes whatever." It's just chicks, right, in the video. And it's basically like trying to act like if your wife is around she doesn't know what's going on. And then all of a sudden the GUY COMES IN, "BULLSHIT. HE'S [screaming] WATCHING ████ NAKED B██████." OR WHATEVER. >> [laughter] >> YOU'RE LIKE, "GOD DAMN IT. ████ ████ YOU." YEAH, BRO. >> [laughter] >> Like few times I got So it's messed up,
5:55 dude. Dude, I didn't even know what this 67 ████ was. And then I'm it's Halloween, right? So, I just found out what it is. And like these like I had I don't know yet though. Halloween I'm doing trick-or-treat stuff. I'm hanging out handing out candy at the door. And these kids come up to me they're like, "Hey, 67 67." And I was like, I immediately was like, "Okay, they're I think they're trying to bully me or something." Unless it's like some kind of situation where they're trying to clown on an older guy, you know? And I was like I was like, "Well, your parents do that ████ all the time." And then they went, "Ah." >> [laughter] >> That's awesome. And yeah, and then I go inside and I'm like, "Hey, Nikki, what the hell is 67?" She's like, "How do you not know what 67 is?" And then she lectured me. Like She showed you? She lectured me. She was like, "Let's go. I'm going to show you 67." Dude, I >> [laughter] >> It's Apparently it's nothing, right? >> It's like a corner shoulder kind of level. [laughter] But exactly nine is like
6:47 >> [gasps] >> That's crazy. What was uh what was stuff that we were doing at that age that's similar? Cuz obviously things are way more intensified today because of social media. >> This one. This one. You weren't doing that when you were a kid? >> [laughter] >> My daddy would whoop my ass if he heard me, dude. He'd [laughter] have ████ >> Only to the only to the one uncle that used to watch you, you know, when you were a kid. >> [laughter] >> You weren't doing that at the dry cleaners? Well, your coach ready, sir? >> [laughter] >> At the dry cleaners? I feel like stupid ████ that we were doing back then in classrooms was remember >> Penis. The penis game. Yeah, penis game. What was the penis game? It's a It's like contest to see who can say it loudest before you get caught. In class. You do it in class, yeah. So, and so it started off like
7:38 penis. >> [laughter] >> Or the I don't know if the kids do it these days, but you know, when you get a bunch of paper towels and you wet it and you ████ launch it to the to glue them to the roof. I wonder if they still do that. I definitely done ████ like that. >> that in Brazil? They do that in Brazil, too. I've done that a bunch. That s███'s for sure funny. That's always going to be funny. Remember spit wads? Yeah, pretty bad, yeah. >> I got surgical with that ████ That thing is lit. Yeah, once you get good at it it go >> [laughter] >> hella far. And it's like when it sticks on somebody's face and it's like you know it's your spit. My my best shot ever I remember like a dude was he like shot me. You know, hit me like on the neck. That's funny. That's funny. Like on the neck that's just a a vulnerable place, right? When he started laughing is when I got him and it went into his mouth. That fool never came at me again.
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9:18 school and I'm being like, "Oh, you know what'd be funny is if I like if I shot myself in the pants with the water gun so it looks like I peed my pants." But then everyone just thought I peed my pants. >> [laughter] >> So, I learned pretty quickly like that's not really that good. It's like I just wet myself. >> [laughter] >> So, for like 2 hours it just looks like I wet my pants. But it's like, "No, but this is water." They're like, "No, you peed yourself." Why'd it have to [laughter] be a water gun? Could've just done that in the sink. I have no idea. I just thought it was like, "Oh, that's kind of a sick idea." >> [laughter] >> That's really funny. So dumb. Dude, now yeah, now it is the 67 thing is like it's crazy how giant it is cuz like now they're like kids are just going ape ████ everywhere like sports games like in and out >> out yeah. In and out videos. >> I've been to an In-N-Out that's like that. So like uh during Halloween uh afterwards uh we're at In-N-Out eating
10:10 and the workers are in on it. So they're you can see all the kids like just buzzing, right? And it's like uh order 65 at order 66 and you can just see and the kids are like yeah it's coming it's coming. And then so when it does get to 67 the guy goes on the microphone 6 7 and all THE KIDS LIKE >> [screaming] >> I'M LIKE WHAT THE ████ >> [laughter] >> THAT'S LIKE THE Minecraft movie where they're all waiting for it and then like chicken jockey and then all everyone throws their popcorn in the air whatever that was. That was crazy dude. Bro yeah this is this has got like ████ 3 million views type ████ After this guy was about to announce the next order in line he came out and narrated Order 68 wait. They're waiting for order what the 68.
11:00 Like these are these are not even kid kids. >> [screaming] >> Yeah it was like that. That's it? It was like that. >> That's it? >> [laughter] >> That's actually pretty lit. That's sick. What happens if you say 69? Do they do do anybody even laugh anymore? I don't think so. 69 is so funny. >> 69's my ████ Oh I always laugh at 69. But you silently laugh at 69. You don't laugh out loud. >> No me and Nikki do like we're like Alexa what's the temperature and she's like it's 69 degrees and me and Nikki go Yeah that's what you do right? That's cuz we're mature. Bro I saw this clip of this like young like high school girls basketball game or junior high where like one team was dominating the other. I'm talking like 60 something points. >> was like Oakland yeah. Yeah it's Oakland. It was like 60 something to a
11:50 10. And then even the the losing side that was like >> [laughter] >> They don't even care. Their score everybody's up and waiting once they hit 67 it was like yeah. But it's like bro your team's down I know. >> [laughter] >> That's crazy. >> It was so funny. They got slaughtered. >> The losing team's coach must be like what the ████ is wrong with these you're losing. Dude. I I actually went to my nephew's Raquel's nephew football game here. It was like the last game of the season. They actually played in freaking in the Legion Stadium. Legion was lit. >> Yeah it was lit but like the finals was in the Legion Stadium. But they're a public school and they're going against Bishop Gorman. And I want to say they probably got scored over 60 points. Wow. To nothing and to Nothing? Yeah and then these kids are literally like on the other side like
12:41 Yeah they do that ████ and they're like hella ████ up. And it's like they have like three three times the size of this team on everything. On like the cheerleaders on the amount of kids playing. So now I guess to the very end of the game they already like humiliated humiliated them enough they pull like the little little the littlest kids you know waiting to play which is like The bench warmers. >> Yeah yeah. Like they all go in and like they keep replacing. Now finally uh my nephew's team finally scores a touchdown. Bro I freaking went all out >> [laughter] >> I WAS LIKE YEAH HIS NEPHEW TURNS AROUND LOOKS AT HIS UNCLE GOES YEAH ████ you guys. I was like literally like I want to say it was like two three minutes towards the end of the game at the very end he finally got something cuz they just pulled like the replacement replacement the third
13:32 I was like this is insane. But again you know as Bishop Gorman like those guys go They don't know about Bishop Gorman like no. So Bishop Gorman is a private school out here and [clears throat] it's probably one of the nation's best sports schools for baseball and football maybe even basketball. So much so that like Snoop Dogg's kid went here. So he would he Snoop Dogg had a house here just so his kid could play football there. Mark Wahlberg's kid. So a lot of like celebrities that don't even live in Vegas will purposely buy a house in Vegas just so their kid could play there. So they're like like it's a direct pipeline to NFL and then stuff like that. So it's like a crazy Wahlberg does live here though I heard. He does. But there's a bunch of other people that will move here specifically for them to go to Bishop Gorman. We actually he his kid actually trained with us. Yeah he does jujitsu with us but he's a hella low key you would never know they Really? He doesn't walk around be like
14:22 hey guess who's here brother. Well when the whole when the whole thing was the guy that got the black belt in three and a half years the money bird guy I don't know if you guys saw that as like being like a hot topic in jujitsu at least. Anyway he's like a rich dude that was like you know came out the internet of all these legends like Lyoto Machida included in the mix and he's like I got my black belt in three and a half years I do everything to the highest level cuz he's an you know he invests he makes a lot of money so he's the guy you know he's he's a savage you know how to make money he know how to live life. Um anyway he got so much clout for it right cuz they're like no way bro you're not legit in three and a half years or whatever. Um anyway one day he comes to class and I said I was like well Mike if you want to get that [laughter] black belt sooner you just let me know. That's ████ up cuz it's Mark Wahlberg
15:12 said you know so he would be he'll be the one guy Cuz everyone's accusing Money Bird for paying for his black belt cuz it takes 10 years he got it in three and a half. >> Cuz all he does all he does is privates and he's basically like from what I heard it's up like to like $10,000. And they come in >> $10,000 a month? Yeah because because not $10,000 a private like $10,000 like to stay there the weekend teaching him or whatever for the weekend. Some crazy ████ like that. So I mean you you could get good if you have just unlimited resources. >> And that's his point he's like ████ I train three hours a day every day with like one-on-ones and you know I I don't I don't want to say that he doesn't know enough to be a black belt. He's just like like I was saying earlier like joking about you know how people get black belts even online a black belt online or whatever like if you don't actually have one-on-one contact and train and follow with that which jujitsu is about it it's kind of tough to to to
16:04 say you know cuz all these other people get their ass whooped for freaking six 10 years until they get their black belt and this guy rich guy come in and like he's like bragging about being a black belt three and a half years and have no footage of him actually training with the regulars you know. >> The controversy though is the videos that come out he doesn't look like he knows what he's doing. And who gave him the belt? >> I don't care all I see is a black belt and I go whoa okay. >> [laughter] >> Lit.
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