0:00 [Music] Welcome back. Today we're talking about our biggest I shouldn't have done that moments. Join JK. I shouldn't have done that. Oh man. Do you remember when I was like we were backstage one time? It was you know collaboration with a K. Um, so we had just finished competing and you know at the moment after everybody has performed and they're waiting in behind the curtain for the announcement or whatever, we were back there with some like lindy hop team that was like made of like older Asian people and then like what's lindy hop? Yeah. Um, yeah. It's kind of like swing a little bit but like like swing dancing like that. Yeah, kind of like that. Yeah. So, we're we're back there backstage
0:51 with all the people that performed and for some reason I just thought I would fart silently and then um I started to notice like, "Oh ████ that was a bad one." And then I saw that Lindy Hop team going, "Oh, what the Did you ████ up their performance cuz it was so bad?" No, everyone had already went. Oh. And we're we're standing back there and then I thought it would be fine and then ████ Steve Tata goes, "Oh, Ryan farted back here." And then just how did he know your fart? Cuz he just knew I did it. Damn. But then like that he ████ said it so loud and they all everyone just looked at me and I was just like why the ████ would you say that? Like can't you just let it be? Cuz he's not a liar. I'm bad at Steve. Yeah. For your failure. That was on purpose. That was malicious. You needed to be
1:42 announced. Yeah. But like I shouldn't have I shouldn't have and I I didn't you know I could have held it but the uh I just didn't know we had a rat in our squad legit that quickly too. That's pretty disloyal. They beat us. We lost probably because of that. Lost by fart and then I boycotted collaboration for 50 years cuz you fart it. That's funny. I think we could have a two-minute video now. I think that was really great. I probably shouldn't have uh you know during our season of ABCDC, you know, the one time that Ryan basically got mad at me. Oh my god. You know, I wasn't really that mad, right? You were so angry. No, I wasn't. Never angry. Now that he's here, I can tell you the truth. Eris, get in frame. Nobody knows that you exist. I could I could tell you the truth now. Just tell us the ████
2:32 story. He was not mad. No, no, wait. You tell the story first. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember what happened? I do. What happened? You said we would win because we weren't skilled. That's not what happened. Lit. Ryan was mad. No, I wasn't. I wasn't. Oh, dude. What' you say? After you tell the story. I know. Fang was mad. Yeah, I I'll tell you the truth after. So, I've told this before, but basically uh we were competing and then we got into uh it was just Quest versus Kras on our season of ABCDC and it went to the voting polls and I mean at this time Datrix was on their squad and he had like millions of followers and fans and stuff. So, we're like, "Dude, we're not going to ████ win by popular vote or at least that's what you think because it's not really a competition. It's a reality TV show." So then we were just
3:23 like, "Oh, dude, like you guys please got to vote first otherwise they're going to win because they have Drixs on their team and it genuinely, you got to admit, it was a little bit funny when it first came out, but then that gets old really quick. I understand that now in retrospect. I'm mature." And and you know, Ryan finally texted me. He's like, "Hey man, like I I think it's like not that cool that you guys are saying that it's all dish cuz it's kind of discrediting the fact like everything else that all of us like do." I was like, "Oh, you texted him that you guys were both ████ dude." And then we had a whole meeting about No, this is super ████ We're the super ████ We had a whole This is the real dance. We had a whole meeting about it. We felt really bad and then we like went over to the like rehearsal room afterwards. We all apologized like everything. You guys are really nice. You guys had a Kindle meeting. Each of them each of them said sorry to each of us like one at a time. I was like, I was floored by that. I was
4:13 like, "Dude, that's so humble." Yeah, that was nice. That was dope. But Fang was still mad at me. I know. After the apology, Fang was still mad at me. Fang Fang was the most mad. He wasn't mad. I know because because he Fang was like he's like that was Anthony that wrote that ████ cuz it was on a Facebook page about like the campaign was like campaigning to to win against Dietrix's impossibly high follower count or some ████ And then Fang was like, "That's Anthony that wrote that." And I'm like, "How do you know it's Anthony?" He's like, "You don't know Anthony." So evil. Was it you who wrote that? I don't know if I wrote Dude, good instincts on F. But the truth But the real truth. The real truth. He knows I wasn't mad. I had to say something because on behalf of everyone else, you're the leader. So, yeah, you're the leader. No, no, no. It's just that I I
5:03 honestly thought that that was a good angle and I didn't want it to work. So, you were gaining you were being you were being political because I thought it was a good point. I was like, "Yeah, nobody has even close to Drix's followers, and if they can actually get that much mobility for people like rising up against him, it could work." So, I was like, "How do we diffuse this?" Oh, we make him feel bad about saying it. Holy ████ It worked. So, the whole time we're typing that, I was showing them and they're all laughing. Yeah, dude. That reminds me of I was I was in a student I was in a student election in like the fifth grade, right? And I was like running for student body, whatever the ████ Nobody cares. You're in fifth grade. But it was a big deal to me. I was you putting myself out there running for vice president of the ASB or whatever. And I was against this chick named Hillary. And Hillary like on the day that we have
5:53 to do videos for the school to watch like about why we should be vice president, like she showed up with like a bunch of costumes and stuff. And she did like a bunch of stop motion stuff so that like she's like, "I'm Hillary and like I could be whatever you want me to be." She's like dressed like a genie and she's like dressed like a dress just like just like did like a prod produced video and stuff. And then I So I see that happening and I'm just kind of like, "Oh no, like I'm so ████ So yeah, my campaign's over." So So what I did was I did that movie thing cuz I watched so many movies. I did that movie thing where I'm like, "Look, I know that like what you guys just saw like was pretty impressive and like a lot of hocus pocus stuff like but what I promise you is that if Steve is vice president, you're just going to get the real deal." Boring. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, you know that's like the thing where you're like expecting like people to be like, "Yeah, you know what? Yeah." But I
6:43 lost name landslide. And I only know that because when the principal took us in, it was like the assistant principal. She took us into the office and she's like, "Hey, I just want to let you know because before we go over the intercoms, Hillary, you won." And like, so that squared out. Yeah. She's like, "And like you won in a landslide. Congratulations." And she didn't have to say that. She didn't have to say that. She didn't have to say that. But I think even my my speech pissed her off a little bit. Oh, you know what I mean? I think she's just like letting me know like what was that ████ dude? Like you need to try harder. Well, you you're trying to stand up on the desks, you know, ████ like that. Like you're like the kid that goes coach is right, guys. It's on us if we want to win. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. We're going to make a stand. And that was like shouldn't have done that, dude. Trying to be our inspirational not win anybody over. Wow. Dude, no wonder you That's why like every time you tell these stories, I understand more why you make fun of these exact things and Yeah, cuz I used
7:34 to do that ████ You've been all of these people. I've been there. But thankfully, I was there when I was like 9 years old. Some people grow out of it. I'm not 35. Some people grow out of it. Still do that stuff. Hopefully You talking about me? No. Hell no. You don't take yourself that seriously. What? Yeah. You You wouldn't be here if you did. Trying to trying to act. All right, we're going to skip Nick cuz he has no regrets. Colleen, do you have any I'm trying to think of what I feel like his little story. Skip. We'll skip the people with perfect lives. No, dude. My life is not perfect. Matching headwear or hairs, but I don't think they're like flawless victory. It's mountable. There's something. Are you ever in the shower and you're just like, "Why' I do that?" Yeah. I think about like past I do that all the time. Past relationships. Oh, you mean just that
8:24 they existed at all? Oh, yeah. There are some people that you just would completely Oh, yeah. You do things out of depression. Does it like hit you right like right afterwards? Horny depression. Horny depression. E Why you guys relating with horny depression? Cuz we were talking about earlier talk about it earlier. Oh, I was like, what's the There's no connection there. Have you ever had horny depression? I want to talk about horny depression. Yeah. You guys ever get I get depressed and horny when like you know you look up some porn, you jack off, you the posted and you're like, "Why did I search that?" Now that I can relate to, dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are you searching? Huh? Why I search for chicks with three dicks? Yeah. Now that I can headquarters, dog, am I down that bad? Yeah. Some people grow out of it. Yeah. I saw a three tit one. That's true lies. I
9:14 know you did. Yeah, it's more of a lifestyle than anything. Sometimes I regret anal. I just want to do this to Ryan. It's crazy. Cut that coming out of your mouth. Total recall. Not True Lies. Total Recall. Such an idiot. Great movie. Arnold Schwarzenegger's True Lies. Huh? Well, he was also Total Recall. That's why I confused it, right? The first one. No, not Colin Frell. No, that's the second one. Colin Ferrell. That's the second one. Springsteen. Who was the first Total Rec? Bruce Springsteen. The very first total reaper. It's not Arnold. I know. It's Patrick sees. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is it Patrick? In Total Recall One, it's Patrick sees. What the Mandela? Yeah. You guys didn't know that? I didn't know that. I feel like it's I mean, let's move past that. This video is not about that. Yeah. I feel like I'm going to look it up. I don't believe you. No, that's you. That's your
10:04 regret. No, I don't regret any of that ever. I never regret. He sees the benefits with every single thing. Soul has. It makes me who I am. It's different for guys though. Which part? Arnold Schwarzenegger. I can't believe you actually looked it up. It's crazy. That's why I said let's move past this ████ How do people even believe me ever? It's crazy. Told you. I believed you. I know you do. I take myself seriously. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I take myself so seriously. That's why I don't think of the past and go, "Oh, I don't want to I don't want to think about that." I don't think it's ever that deep. I think it's more kind of like a uh cringe moment. Yeah, it was a cringe moment. Joe, be honest. I shouldn't have done that moment regarding JK. Oh, dude. Hella. Let's go. Don't think start with your cast. Go. Yeah. Yeah.
10:54 Yeah. Uh, yeah. I think like one is just ████ hiring everybody that makes me laugh. Everybody just for roles that they don't even they shouldn't even be around, dude. Like Mhm. I mean, at at the same time, you want to keep people around cuz they make you laugh, so you pay them cuz they're your court gesture. But I'm also the people's court gesture, you know? Huh? Like Howard Stern's whack pack. Like that kind of thing. Like an employer. Like Robin. Robin, dude. Like what's his name? He has that one guy. Uh, Potato Chip. Oh, I know who you're talking about. Yeah. No, that's not his name. No, but like Beetleju. Yeah, Beetleju. Beetleju kind of potato chip. Potato chip. I knew what he was talking about. Name. Beetlej juice. Beetle juice. We had our own Beetle Juices. Mhm. I mean, it didn't make too much of a damage, but it was ████ hilarious, though. The moments we had Yeah. Yep. We
11:46 had good old Josh, too, that would that would water flake fake plants all day. Plants. He did it for like two years straight. That's like a bit he would run. No. Oh, he legitimately cuz he was like, "Hey, can I get more duties?" And I was like, "Well, okay. Well, I I'll I'll uh I won't I'll fire the cleaner and then you can you can help out at the end of the day. We can all clean up together and then you know and then so one of the things that he would do is like he would water the plants and one of the editors was like, "Man, who's the ████ that keeps putting water in our plastic plants and he has to dump it out every month?" Samuel L. Jackson was your editor, man. Who's the ████ been putting water in the ████ plants? And so every month he would dump out water and then like one day these plants he thought cuz you know we were there were a lot of there were a lot of jokers
12:36 here right? So he thought that he thought it was a stupid joke. He thought someone kept doing it. No these were new. These are new before before we remodeled. But yeah like these plants they were they were little dude they were like fake succulents. There were all imagine all these fake plants, right? Like there would just be water in them. It's pretty funny. I will say to defend Josh real quick I respect plants privacy a little bit. Like I don't need to go feeling on the plants and stuff. Sometimes you just go in there and you hit the light. You can clearly tell they're ████ fake. But there'll be so many moments like that that I would just laugh like with my just tears laughing that I'm like I got to find a way to keep them. Yeah, I get it. He's a very entertaining person. I But there's this old Joe though. He's like, "Oh, somebody's watering fake plants. Give him a raise." Dude, multiple. There were
13:29 multiple stories like not just with him, but like with just people. That's crazy to imagine there was that much money around that you could pay someone for watering fake. Stupid. Yep. Then people think we're ████ dicks. I know. You guys are so rich, man. I know. Sorry. The money ran out, but I wish it was the opposite. when he ran out. You know how like when you finally marry the one that you want and you look back and I'm like, "Bro, I wasted all the good ████ on my exes and now that it's like now I'm I'm married to you, I don't even have the same amount of heart." The prenup. Yeah. Took my exes to the finest restaurant. You say when you whenever it hits you when we're talking about stuff and then you go, "Man, I wish you guys were around back in the day." That's what I feel like. Nice. I had a little taste cuz I got a bonus one time and that was pretty sick. That was a
14:19 cool story. He was around for that era, too. Yeah. So, he he I've been here for 9 years. This will be my 10th year coming up. I was I was here before you though. I think Anthony was here totally as well. Yeah. And was here regularly for sure. Don't ask. Oh, dude. Don't ask. First, it's very clear. The fans know. Who is it? Fans know. You. Who was here most? Steve. I was here so early. I didn't get no bonuses, I'll tell you that. No, the bonus was cool cuz I was just coming off kidney kidney stones. Yeah, they didn't even tell you. And they didn't even tell me. And there I was on a ████ helicopter or whatever. I was on a small plane when they texted us and for some reason I had service and they're like, "You're getting a bonus." I was like, "Oh, that's so sick." While you were flying in an airplane just before we took off, but we're in a small little puddle jumper guy like like it was just us and two pilots. Speaking as the number one veteran in this room
15:10 outside of Joe because I've been here the longest for the most time. Um, it'd be sick to get a bonus one day on a plane. That was a bygon. You might get a kidney stone. Yeah, I'll take them both. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I buy you tequila. No, you don't. I buy you tequila. Bonus tequila. All right. Kidney stones don't even hurt that much. Oh my god. He had two. I says ████ ████ Oh lord. He had two in a row. Two in one month. How did you get that much in one month? I worked at a sushi restaurant that kept feeding me. You get that from sushi? You you It's hereditary. You just get it. Yeah. Like herpes. That movie is good. Problem. I got herpes from a sushi restaurant. All the big stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Did you hear about that lady got herpes from karaoke mic? No way. Got it like this. No. Yeah. Yeah.
16:01 They said that she put the mic on her mouth and then couple days later things start growing out. What the heck? From the previous person that had herpes and everyone had to hear the Everyone had to suffer through singing was having an outbreak at that time. Pretty much nobody. She was singing with a canker score, right? Yeah. She had an open sore touch the mic and the next person touched the mic. That's why when you get the mic, it's customary to do this and then you sing. Oh, it's cuz she was singing that song that goes a little bit deeper now. A little bit deeper. Now softer now. I got herpes now. He comes out with herpes. I got a little now. Got a little bit of herpe now. Got a little bit of herpes now. Got a lot of bit of herpes
16:51 now. Got a lot of bit of herpes now. They should change the lyrics. Yeah, it's really good. It's like a weird song. Mhm. But better. Much better. All right. The Can you title it Nick has a perfect ████ life? Yeah.
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