0:00 [Music] you guys know about lollapalooza right festival yeah that's comedy i it's it's music oh music oh isn't it like uh k rock like always did the concerts today rock remember k-rock 106.7 have like the all the bands yeah yeah yeah so at lollapalooza there was a security worker she wanted to go home early so she did guess what she did she went home early but she has to find a reason she set fire to the concert but as a security person wouldn't you have to like stay there there oh yeah that's for the fire department she really set fire no no no she didn't she did it hold on although arguably that might have been a better choice but she
0:51 did something worse i think i see somebody doing something next to the gate let me go check that out okay no i think they're doing something next to the parking let me go check that out that's the way to do it oh no i gotta go on hot pursuit they're going towards my home did she call for a bomb threat yep she did she even worse than that she uh she sent a fake text through a text now to her supervisor so they don't do a fake number and then it says mass shooting at this time oh we have 150 targets so basically she was like out of my jurisdiction because as a security guard doesn't mean she has to stay longer yeah yeah because she has to but if it's a mass shooting threat then they would have evacuated the place yeah just pop a balloon everyone freaks the ████ out now with any noise you remember remember that
1:42 thing in vegas couple couples they broke a window yeah they break a window and everyone's freaking the ████ out my buddy was playing poker he said that they had to evacuate the whole room so he left like everyone's leaving like their backpacks and ████ in there with like all this cash in there and they're all just fleeing like there's an active shooter i saw people like they tipped over the poker table and they're like hiding behind it and ████ i'm like why that s███'s kind of that's not going to stop bullets just because yeah but maybe they're just like oh ████ i'm losing so let me ████ yeah that's a good tactic okay if these people are able to do these numbers with like where does it trace back how did they text now yeah because what what happens when you get a mass shooting threat you have to report it and then that guy reports it and then this guy reports and it just keeps moving up the chain and then the fbi gets it eventually and then they can go through text now and then the fbi has the uh
2:32 their age they can go through that exactly they can get ips they can do this so what they did was you know of course they're going to come in and ask questions ████ yeah vpn you ████ idiot [Laughter] everybody gets away with the vpn that's how you get off work early come on you're invisible they go and they you know like when someone's not really prepared for you know questioning their lie ends up being so convoluted it's really difficult to just ████ your way through something you didn't really prepare it's one of those ████ moments where it's like the fbi is coming ah ████ yeah so she starts saying oh um my sister actually saw a post on facebook about it and then they're like okay can you just screenshot it for us and then she's like oh there's no screenshot um so then what she does she then makes a fake account of this
3:22 guy named ben scott and like writes a post saying massive shooting at lollapalooza grant park 6 p.m and it's all dated after the event so then only but she used a vpn this time when she made it she went incognito she didn't even do that the fbi simply just went to the ip address and apple icloud and it was in her living room and then when they questioned her she was like i did it it was me i wanted to leave work early how old is she 18 yes exactly so she didn't realize that the whole event would shut down all these people would ████ get ████ for their money she's like hey guys we're gonna bump that okay see you guys tomorrow yo what happened is just ████ saying ████ work and walking out i've done that before yeah you're 18. yeah yeah i'm 18.
4:13 you're at a music festival that's why uh that's why a lot of like news outlets that are reporting this are are really highlighting the gen z-ness of this yeah yeah because it's like ████ if you don't work leave dude and it's at a ████ cool spot you got to listen to me you got a lot you got a lot more life ahead of you yeah i already got my friend a wig if they're going to stay there for the give my friend a wig give them my security jacket see ya but what's gen z about it is that they didn't just walk out but they had to call a bomb threat well it's just like the whole thing about like not wanting to work and then also being too ████ like dumb to understand this like all incorrectly you know oh is that what they label the gen z is they don't want to work and also i think i think i think also it's the uh the amount of work that would have went down versus the amount of work that exactly
5:04 of planning to get out of this yeah you know that's the stereotype right of lazy ass gen ziers but then recently i saw a statistic of 27 percent of jen's ears they don't take lunch breaks yeah so they don't take lunch breaks that means they just continue plowing out like their their work because they're like just making bomb threats no no they're just lazy they're just lazy if they're doing project-based stuff then they just they're afraid of like being fired no no they just want to finish early oh because it's more like gig economy you're like project based you said 27 of the people it's like a quarter of gen z they opt out for lunch or they just eat lunch at their desk while they continue working so that means out of the five percent of gen zeros that have a job 24 percent of them skip one that's very good dude it's so crazy this i i do believe that because my old uh
5:55 the old hotel i used to work at back home in arizona you know i'll i'll go back and visit because i still got some homies that have moved up in the company or whatever so i'll go say what's up to them and they say um a lot of the their new staff they only want to work half days hmm yeah they're european of them yeah they don't want to they don't want to work full days so part time you just want to work how do they cover like their expenses or whatever that's what i'm saying i don't know i don't know it's just they all live at home yeah is that what people do nowadays quite a few of them they just want to work they don't they want to work like half of the day they don't want to work an eight-hour shift italians take like a four hour lunch right yep the cs4 and a half hours yeah ████ yeah yes no no that's italian yeah four and a half hour five hour one siesta is also yeah that italian siesta the spanish don't do it no yeah dude yeah so is this real life uh-huh damn
6:47 they take long lunches take it from me look i'm a man look at me this guy's this guy's dripping in gold yeah you think he's not taking a four hour italy dripping with italy facts this guy wow yeah so this 18 year old security professional was uh charged with false terrorism threats and uh that's rough dude it is being held 50 000 bail oh wow who let her be security yeah that's their ████ fault is there a picture of her yeah uh it's um if she's fine we gotta save her right that's that's what you're gonna say right is there a picture of her in my head i imagine she's like an 18 year old girl who's like five foot four that's what i'm saying why would they let an 18 year old girl that's what i imagine in my head for these events they it's like hard to find people no for sure pay ████ and it's uh yeah my friends got security jobs at a rave
7:38 easily would you say my friends got security jobs at a rave easily and then we wanted them to do that so we can all deal okay can i can i can i say something can we see what you saw show first and then i want to say what i want to say okay so show that that's her now okay that was going to be my next guest me too me too i didn't want to say it i love my people i love my people i love you you tried you could you could have done better i forgive you but i was like she black i just i didn't want to that wasn't the first thing that came out that was the first thing that came to my mind i was picturing a white girl how many little white girls do you see being secure
8:32 my third guess samoan that was my third day that was your third guest shout out to you skip second guess that was my second guess too samoans are so big that they could be terrible it was like a small little mexican girl that's what i thought in my head no i was thinking and i i just third guess was samoan respectfully 18 yeah man hey at least she didn't do a ████ ████ photo in there she's like man i ████ up yeah her photo said she ████ up she's not like doing this smiling thing that yeah you see sometimes damn so wait so they're holding her oh yeah 50 000 bail ████ for that yeah now that now back to what your statement earlier do you think you're like oh she's hot we are we helping her out no that's what nick would have done
9:22 did i gave you my top now that you didn't you didn't bring that up i didn't bring that up at all you gotta save her bro so they're holding her i believe so yeah do you think she's like can i get out early and then she calls the bomb threat in jail what's my one phone call her one phone call is a bomb threat she's got one move damn it might work it's so crazy the fbi absolutely hates her damn that would be a pretty smart move but no oh man yeah i didn't know they could track those fake numbers like that i think at a point they can track anything like once you're once it reaches that yeah it's like the cops can't cuz i've had some homies get got with those ████ fake numbers so i'm like
10:12 yeah right i don't trust it i'm sure when that many people are in danger like for a bombing or like a mass shooting they're just saying okay everything's allowed find the ████ person yeah you know yeah there's one righteously too right when if someone puts a ████ mass shooting threat out like they got to take that to like the 10th degree they gotta take that ████ ████ that's then at that point what is that called like threat level ████ red or orange or some ████ the level omega yeah yeah or theta depending hey but hey goes to show that level okay hey it goes to show it goes to show that black people still don't do mass shootings we just we just we just fake them we fake them we fake them you call them in you're like the white dude is coming up here now he's gonna get you ████
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