0:00 [Music] you guys know richard branson is right yeah yeah virgin virgin man are you fans of richard branson yeah i'm not about to say something that'll make you not like himself i don't know if he's the kind of person he'd be a fan of is he does he have music or anything well he owns a lot of music i like him and i've read half his book which is pretty good which one uh i forgot which one but it was about his like maybe his biography like maybe how he started i think he uh used to sell magazines as a kid and he started his record label and all that is it called like a virgin maybe maybe i read like the first episode he's like a billionaire right yeah yes he is a billionaire no i don't follow him on those social media so i guess i'm not that big of a fan i enjoyed uh virgin flights when they're all like partying and it was virgin flights are tired it was all purple it felt cool like damn this is a cool
0:51 drawer they let you uh do pranks over the pa like if you ask them you're like i want to pack my friend they were mad fun and you had to they had that thing where you could see a girl in another seat and you can text them in to their oh yeah you can send to 34. and also in their own terminal in their airline like when you walk into there they're playing like wu-tang in the it just felt way more like hip and young all right so for those watching that aren't familiar with him he's basically this guy that owns this conglomerate the virgin group and they just own everything yeah i think right now people that don't know who he is he's mostly known for the billionaire that went to the moon or not the moon but then space yeah and dates hot models i don't know if he still does i i just know that right now he does a lot of parasailing at the beach and he's like an extreme extreme sports kind of dude or something
1:41 right every picture i see him he's ████ like wind sailing with the hot chick behind him oh really yeah i don't know why in my mind i just keep seeing the jet ski photo with a girl in his bed it's always like that maybe that's a mandela he had a booboo cell phone line though that virgin no one's trying to be in that virgin virgin mobile that might be his grandkids because i know he just quarantines at the island with his family and ████ too he's like british right yeah he's british he seemed like what i'm doing in the speedo like walking up and down the beach and not feeling weird about it it's not feeling right he's that grandpa with a speedo looking at your trunks like you're a little baby yeah when you got billions you could do what the ████ you want what's wrong yeah man well i follow his instagram right and i feel like all he does is just dance he's at like he's like he's like you see like everyone else around him in suits and i was just dancing and he's like somewhere else dancing opening up a
2:32 hotel and dancing yeah if you put it like that if you look at the like the billionaire guys out there like whatever he's gotta be one of the cooler ones yeah i'm a fan yeah okay good i'm a fan ████ it i'm glad are you baiting us no i'm actually not this is a good thing that's why i say it's fine if you uh i hate them man okay there you go i don't like them either hey we don't like them over here bro yeah i jump shipping all the things that uh richard branson stands for i didn't know that he had such a passionate uh he's got this like really big initiative against the death penalty hmm oh i didn't know that against it yeah he he wants to just stop that's what we think every country from having it like eventually somehow and i think it gets leveraged by uh he'll cut he'll like cancel certain big deals with countries if they like they have it yeah just like it it actually matters a whole lot to him wow you're really familiar with singapore oh yeah
3:22 what happens in singapore when uh somebody brings a little uh drugs into the uh and gets caught dude they ████ you up they ████ ruin you don't they can you whoopsh um for drug trafficking really it's it's mandatory uh death penalty wow ████ i mean like what was trafficking like were you brought in some weed that's not trafficking no that's trafficking a joint may not i really think if you have like even just uh even like cocaine or something like that they don't mess around i heard there's a double standard though in a lot of those countries where like the rich and the royals and then the they they all do drugs and they party but then like the average citizens they'll get in deep ████ if they get caught with it well it's cause you need the examples yeah you need to so the uh what happened here is that richard branson is calling on singapore oh ████
4:12 to um to spare the life of a man who is recently um awaiting his execution for drug trafficking yeah uh is a little catch this man is of such low mental capacity that he was tricked into being a mule oh that's he doesn't even know why he's there fully understand that he's gonna be killed whoa wow what do you mean he doesn't fully understand so they got someone that's like low iq or someone that's kind of disabled and took advantage of like a down syndrome kid or something yeah so they figured out that like this dude um they did like a mental assessment on him turns out he's got like an iq of like 69 and uh he's not even like smart enough to understand that that he's on death row so they're like tomorrow we're going to fame bay and he's like yeah
5:04 he thinks he's going to get let out damn yeah so here's this guy's story his name is nagenthran darmilla dharmalingam and uh yeah he apparently some some drug people got a hold of him they they had him be a mule just to bring stuff over he got caught um it says here with 43 grams of heroin that's trafficking and he was trapping it through the land border of malaysia and singapore oh that's something he was arrested tried and sentenced to death a year later under the misuse of drugs act who's representing his ass they don't get no representation up there i don't know how that justice system works but they did do an assessment by the psychiatrist like i was saying and they found out he has total intellectual disability um somehow he was exploited by the
5:55 traffickers to carry this and uh who's the ████ judge on this case the grim reaper they just have such a low tolerance like when i went to malaysia there was throw that's the rule right yeah did you see that there's a sign at the airport at the terminal when you fly into malaysia and it's like you know those like diagrams of someone crossing well this is not a crossing it's someone with a gun and it says uh drugs punishable by death malaysia don't play and it's like an on-site thing you go to jail for like ████ spitting gum out yeah wow and then next to a sign that has durian and a no yeah yeah we'll shoot you if you have durian bro don't you bring that no durian so uh he's the only reason this guy's not dead now is because he caught covid and they had to delay his execution wait wait yeah i'm not going to question that but the variables are funny a lot of laws
6:47 they don't plan them together so they're kind of funny yeah like it's like we can't kill him yet he's got covid yeah we're not gonna touch him didn't that george carlin have a joke about that where like back then when they did lethal injection they still have to go like wait sterilize the needle let me still like put alcohol so he doesn't get an affection yeah but it's like you're gonna get the death penalty like lethal injection we could take we could skip this yeah that is yeah you can skip it you could dip it in dookie in there but what if it neutralizes the injection oh it's like oh you got dookie on it he's gonna live a thousand years uh he's invincible now yeah so uh branson's whole angle about it is that um he thinks that singapore carrying through his executions can affect their world reputation which is probably something people like i think so i mean just hearing this news i was like that's
7:38 ████ y'all are dumb yeah like i mean yeah zero tolerance i get it but if there's ever like an exception this is the exception listen to this like um uh branson nlp it's pretty funny he goes this is quote he goes it's also worth remembering the main countries that still have the death penalty china north korea saudi arabia and iran they're not the best bedfellows for singapore a sophisticated country to be in the same bed with mm-hmm but singapore is like no don't worry about the death penalty well we do but it's state by state yeah whereas these are just whole countries where they it's punishable we get thrown a technicality into like america you ever hear about how um political corruption like dudes and so if you get caught for political corruption you get kicked off
8:29 of an airplane with no parachute in singapore do what that's a real ████ boop yeah i heard they're like president will do ████ like that yeah that's kind of tight but that makes sense right because your corruption can damage the lives of so many ████ people you're supposed to serve the people yeah you're supposed to yeah so that kind of makes sense or like i don't know sometimes these draconian laws i'm like get them bows right yeah yeah but what about when like i i always i always be like joking around be like singapore like the ████ wakanda of asia like it is amazing it's beautiful out there ████ makes sense in in certain ways but you just got to be willing to accept the way that they run ████ yeah you know what i mean it's like it's like you spit gum here you're gonna go to jail you're like what i'll go to jail but then you look around like this ████ clean yeah bro not one piece of trash it's like cause and
9:19 effect yeah so it's kind of like i'll respect it and maybe not even maybe not even that but like you spit you go to jail but then there's also a butterfly effect of things that we can't measure or see yeah you know like the aftermath of the aftermath and maybe that's why some of those rules as much as it doesn't make sense but it creates a shockwave of like cleanliness maybe but then this particular case it just sounds like they're so black and white about the rule that's that's the part it doesn't it's kind of like where's your humanity now because it makes sense if this guy was a drug trafficker he intentionally did this because he wanted riches that's completely different from someone maybe even of normal iq but maybe they're kidnapping their family members and they're forced to do this ████ i think it's you know hard you know just to play devil's advocate though maybe it is the heart black and white
10:10 that makes that structure this is like this is it that's like you know they're like trying to be like science you know science science is like this is how it goes science is hey this happens or b this happens or it's like um it's like living by idealism in a macro sense right it's like thinking like you know americans might be like oh communism like blah is evil right but if you really think about like government idealism communism also works just like you know totalitarianism works just like whatever but as long as it was ideal and it didn't get corrupt so if if rules did work for a country right it's not like singapore is like north korea or or like iran or whatever not saying anything about those other countries but you know what i'm saying it's like if there's something that works there's a method to their madness kind of the method works and you yeah okay it sucks that i mean look there's a
11:00 lot of people american kind of bad one that that's like was not fair is there a like um what's the word something that they can redeem like you know that at the end of was that movie hero the jet li like at the end everyone's like is the king gonna kill him is the king gonna kill him and then it's like yeah the king has to kill any guy that gets close to him right but then after they kill them they erected a giant statue of him to show how honorable and badass yeah like he chose to be a martyr because you had to follow the rules like i know that i'm gonna give this king spoiler alert i'm gonna give this king even though this movie came out 20 years ago i got to give this king a chance you know what i mean but that means i'm gonna die can we just do it and not do it like say we did it but don't do it oh and then just secretly let them go that'd be pretty fine go put the ████ home yeah yeah get the ████ out he's like nah i'm kicking
11:50 it i'm a chair i'm here where i live now this place is great one thing i didn't know is that um vietnam and china execute more people each year than the rest of the world combined vietnam and china yeah china what's up y'all no that's crazy for vietnam because china population it's like execute more than the rest of the world i'm like okay well popular shirt vietnam that's crazy god damn i like vietnam too shout out to vietnam i love being um yeah that was great and maybe while in the ████ out in vietnam i forgot how someone said it's we're still communists i was like oh this s███'s still communist oh it's still communist i remember like you know you can't go over that say saigon you know what i mean you can't say yeah so cheating but they party like capitalists let me tell you that oh yeah they do they love business like capitalists vietnam's popping
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